View Full Version : I was caught by kids! D:
TheRealMe
April 19th, 2008, 12:49 AM
I heard people here saying that they've masturbated in the woods, so I wanted to try it. I went out to the woods behind my house, took all my clothes off, which is still somewhere, lied down and started to masturbate. Then when I finished, i see these like 9-year-old girls next to me, who saw me naked touching myself! I was so embarrassed! All I could do was cover myself and run away from them(And they chased me for like 2 minutes)!
What do I do!? They could have been there the whole time! I showed kids my stuff!
Gumleaf
April 19th, 2008, 01:24 AM
well there's nothing you can do now, the damage has been done. just try and forget about it and don't masturbate in the woods again. hopefully the girls won't go and tell other people about it.
wazzler7999
April 19th, 2008, 04:45 AM
well there's nothing you can do now, the damage has been done. just try and forget about it and don't masturbate in the woods again. hopefully the girls won't go and tell other people about it.
YEA its already done so nothing u can really do about it now and your probbaly better off masturbating in your room in privacy
Patchy
April 19th, 2008, 05:02 AM
As Stephen said the damage is done, just find your clothes take them home.
Also don't do it again, but if your going to leave as much clothing on as possible so if u need to get away your still almost fully dressed.
geniusrocksoutloud
April 19th, 2008, 10:42 AM
if you know them then thats a bad thing.but because its already happened, you cant do anything about it now.
notsure101
April 19th, 2008, 10:49 AM
How old were you and how long were u out there?
and y would 9-year old girls be wondering in the woods even tho its near houses
silentc0re
April 19th, 2008, 01:28 PM
Erm..... why is there 9 year old girls wandering in a forest next to your house and i suggest you dont take all of your close off if your doing it outside maybe just your pants and try to forget about it and move on (sry if i sound rude)
TheRealMe
April 19th, 2008, 07:31 PM
How old were you and how long were u out there?
I was out for a good 20 minutes, and it was yesterday. :confused:
and y would 9-year old girls be wondering in the woods even tho its near houses
I wasn't really deep in the woods. It was like 2 minutes into the woods.
I think I've seen them before, I think they were my neighbors kids :eek:. I really hope they don't say anything to anyone! I don't want to be called a sexual predator or a pedophile! And I REALLY don't want my neighbors and a couple of 9-year-olds knowing i masturbate! I cant go to jail can I? I'm so nervous!
Underground_Network
April 19th, 2008, 07:34 PM
Technically they could press charges for public indecency or something like that, BUT, I think you're fine. Don't worry, if those neighbors go as for as to file charges they're just assholes. I doubt the 9-year olds will tell anyone, but 9-year old girls often have big mouths...
TheRealMe
April 19th, 2008, 07:37 PM
Technically they could press charges for public indecency or something like that, BUT, I think you're fine. Don't worry, if those neighbors go as for as to file charges they're just assholes. I doubt the 9-year olds will tell anyone, but 9-year old girls often have big mouths...
But if they DO press charges, everyone would know! And what if I bump into them and they say something? Ill have to kill them. jk, just trying to relax with humor.
Underground_Network
April 19th, 2008, 07:51 PM
Just calm down, I don't think anything big is going to come out of this. Just forget about it. They're not going to press charges, and if they do, nothing's going to happen. Only a major asshole of a prosecutor would take a case like that. Don't worry about it. Just ignore it and forget about it. Force it to the back of your head and keep it there.
TheRealMe
April 19th, 2008, 08:42 PM
Just calm down, I don't think anything big is going to come out of this. Just forget about it. They're not going to press charges, and if they do, nothing's going to happen. Only a major asshole of a prosecutor would take a case like that. Don't worry about it. Just ignore it and forget about it. Force it to the back of your head and keep it there.
Ive been trying, and it was working till I just found out their my neighbors kids :(. I saw them when I was taking out my garbage. They just looked at me and giggled! So they still remember!
dogman
April 19th, 2008, 08:44 PM
nothing you can do now, but maybe go further in next time
TheRealMe
April 19th, 2008, 09:11 PM
Would it be a bad idea to ask them if they remember or know what I was doing?
iJack
April 19th, 2008, 09:14 PM
yes, thn thy would deffinaly remember, they prob. forgot by tommorow
ThatCanadianGuy
April 19th, 2008, 10:06 PM
Just don't say a WORD about it to them or anyone else. Since they're still a bit young to be really interested in what you were doing they'll probably forget as soon as the next big thing comes along. If you keep quiet, they probably will too.
Close102
April 20th, 2008, 07:17 AM
they're still a bit young to be really interested in what you were doing they'll probably forget as soon as the next big thing comes along.
yea that is what id do. and if they do ask u what u did say someone stole your cloths so you ran into the woods
Gavin
April 20th, 2008, 03:13 PM
What ever persessed you to do something like this, its just the same as doing it in the house
Malcolm Tucker
April 20th, 2008, 03:38 PM
Technically they could press charges for public indecency or something like that, BUT, I think you're fine. Don't worry, if those neighbors go as for as to file charges they're just assholes. I doubt the 9-year olds will tell anyone, but 9-year old girls often have big mouths...
Yes they could. It's known as indecent exposure. If it does come to it, a nasty attorney could argue indecent exposure to children of a lewd nature. Not your best day. I would just deny it. Who are they gonna' believe? You or a 9-year old witness??
sabotaged111
April 20th, 2008, 07:04 PM
Unlesss you got a time machine, theres nothing you can do but hope for the best:D
Antares
April 20th, 2008, 08:46 PM
Well lawfully, I really don't know if you can get sued by their parents. I don't know if these woods are private property. If they are yours then you are protected from the law for doing that. If it was public property then yes you could be sued for indecent exposure but nothing would really happen unless those kids were "tramatized" or something which I doubt. If you were on someone elses property that would be trespassing but once again I highly doubt this thing will become legal. Also, do you know these kids. If so then I don't know if they will tell their parents who will in turn tell yours. That is something to look out for. Otherwise it was an embarrasing moment that you should not really talk about for the rest of your life! :P
Good luck!
Tyleisme
April 21st, 2008, 08:41 AM
Brian117, I don't think they mentioned the laws that he may or may not have broken to scare him, they mentioned it to show that what he did is wrong, and it is. Masturbating outside, depending on where you do it, could be illegal. Just stick to doing it inside, it's much safer. Its not really likely that the girls told anyone if no one has been over to talk to your parents. Personally, I think the girls parents would do that before going to the police. And yes, it would most likely be a bad idea to admit you were doing anything in the woods. Such as asking the girls if the remember such an action taking place.
kangaskan240
April 25th, 2009, 10:23 PM
whoa whoa whoa... they CHASED you while you were naked? be sure to close your windows and check under the bed from now on.
Antares
April 26th, 2009, 12:18 AM
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