Serbian politics, who would you support?

[Stronk Serb]

Well, I will list several parties, under I will list my opinions. Who would you support?

1. Serbian Progressive Party
2. Serbian Radical Party
3. Socialist Party of Serbia
4. The Gates
5. Democratic Party of Serbia
6. Democratic Party
7. New Democratic Party
8. Third Serbia
9. Liberal-Democratic Party of Serbia

Opinions:

1. Traitors to the people, peasant untermensch scum, hang them on roadsigns.
2. Not the best in the world, but better than other popular parties
3. More like (suck-ass) National-Socialist Party
4. Clerical fascists, nuff said
5. A bipolar combination of a fascist and lolbertarian
6. Good, but their rating hit an all-time low
7. Meh, they were the same as before,but they sold out to the progressives
8. Third Reich- Third Serbia. Coincidence? I think not. Also what they occupy themselves with is irrelevant
9. Led by a mobster/coke addict, no want

Also I would like to mention that the party's name usually has nothing to do with their policies, except for the radicals and democrats which don't have the 'of Serbia' suffix. Also I am a conservative, and that bias should be taken into account

[Porpoise101]

5. Democratic Party of Serbia
6. Democratic Party
7. New Democratic Party
9. Liberal-Democratic Party of Serbia

Wow talk about creative catchy names

[WaffleSingSong]

I just looked some of these up, and damn, how many socialist/populist parties do you guys have? And do you mean a social conservative when you addressed yourself as a con?

[thegreatgatz]

The Party of Pensioners of Serbia :D

[Stronk Serb]

I just looked some of these up, and damn, how many socialist/populist parties do you guys have? And do you mean a social conservative when you addressed yourself as a con?

Well, yeah. To preserve the social standard off the nation like it was 30 years ago.

The Party of Pensioners of Serbia :D

Sold out to the progressive dogs too. Hang them on roadsigns also.

[thegreatgatz]

Well, yeah. To preserve the social standard off the nation like it was 30 years ago.



Sold out to the progressive dogs too. Hang them on roadsigns also.

But they're nice old people. I'm sure they'll give you a caramel if you ask nicely :)

[Stronk Serb]

But they're nice old people. I'm sure they'll give you a caramel if you ask nicely :)

Like they promised not to cut oensions and they did. Hang them, they've lived long enough.

[thegreatgatz]

Like they promised not to cut oensions and they did. Hang them, they've lived long enough.

I'm sure they feel bad that the pensions were scrapped.

[Stronk Serb]

I'm sure they feel bad that the pensions were scrapped.

Not really. They have the politician salaries while in the ruling coalition and what they get from government funding. They actually voted for the damn thing.

Wow talk about creative catchy names

Yeah. The clerofascist parties have the most original names. TEH GEYTS, SERBYAN NATIONAL MOOVMENT, OURS 1389, TURD SERBYA. God forbid (pun intended) they ever come to pass the minimum percentage for parliament and cabinet seats.

[tovaris]

The communiats, just out of principle

[Stronk Serb]

The communiats, just out of principle

They won't get past the minimum percentage for a long time. Still, they don't want to sell Kosovo or y'know, sell our souls to the EU.

[tovaris]

They won't get past the minimum percentage for a long time. Still, they don't want to sell Kosovo or y'know, sell our souls to the EU.

I realy dont care if they get past into the parlament, im a communist and i will vote for my people.
And i will, if all goes to plan i will be able to vote by the next electon. (could you PM me in this regard, in want to know what i need to vote).
And yes, i do believe Kosovo is Serbia. Tho i am torn on EU question; if Serbia was able to get some sort of UK status it would be cool, and i want Serbia in the EU since i believe Serbia can save the EU from the german boot, but than again, they want us to turn our back on Russia and will probably fore us to cooperate with NATO more... We should leave the Partnership for peac!

[Stronk Serb]

I realy dont care if they get past into the parlament, im a communist and i will vote for my people.
And i will, if all goes to plan i will be able to vote by the next electon. (could you PM me in this regard, in want to know what i need to vote).
And yes, i do believe Kosovo is Serbia. Tho i am torn on EU question; if Serbia was able to get some sort of UK status it would be cool, and i want Serbia in the EU since i believe Serbia can save the EU from the german boot, but than again, they want us to turn our back on Russia and will probably fore us to cooperate with NATO more... We should leave the Partnership for peac!

I would rather be with our Slavic brothers, I trust them more. The EU keeps making up demands which are detrimental for us. Also get those Shqip druglord gangbangers out of Kosovo.

[phuckphace]

whichever party unser führer Šešelj belongs to

figuratively Hitler? check.
looks like a Walmart door-greeter? check.

what's not to like?

[Stronk Serb]

whichever party unser führer Šešelj belongs to

figuratively Hitler? check.
looks like a Walmart door-greeter? check.

what's not to like?

The Serbian Radical Party. He's also the opposition which has a fair amount of support. Also he didn't make any bullshit promises.

[phuckphace]

my Lithuanian friend tells me that the president of his uni makes $10,000 a month. that's ridiculous cash even by American standards, now imagine pulling down 10 large a month in a country where the populace lives on the equivalent of $2/hr. I'd be pretty tempted to vote for any commie party regardless of how ridiculous they were.

also, their social democrat party is all rich people who ride around in limos and hide from the proles in their megamansions. you know your shit's fucked when the Christian Liberals have better plans.

[Stronk Serb]

my Lithuanian friend tells me that the president of his uni makes $10,000 a month. that's ridiculous cash even by American standards, now imagine pulling down 10 large a month in a country where the populace lives on the equivalent of $2/hr. I'd be pretty tempted to vote for any commie party regardless of how ridiculous they were.

also, their social democrat party is all rich people who ride around in limos and hide from the proles in their megamansions. you know your shit's fucked when the Christian Liberals have better plans.

You know your country is hitting the shitter when your minister of labour hasn't worked a day in his life or when your "king" doesn't know Serbian and your president doesn't know English. Not to mention absolute illiteracy in the parliament, the Grammar Nazis would have their hands full shipping them off to Grammarschwitz for the grammar chambers. Imperator Šešeljus at least has a unuversity doctorate, and is one of the best lawyers in the country. I mean, they held him in Hague just for dissing the court.