2030 Agenda for Sustainable Development

[tonymontana99]

Hi guys,

So it has been announced a few days ago that this September's UN conference will contain the formalization of a deal signed by more than 100 nations to solve many problems that plague our world today. The document "contains five sections, including the 17 Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs) and 169 targets proposed by the Open Working Group (OWG) in 2014, with several revisions for specificity and consistency with international ambition. The document for consideration by the 69th UN General Assembly (UNGA) is expected to be finalized and made available ahead of the UN summit for the adoption of the agenda, which will take place from 25-27 September 2015."

Here is the link on the UN's Sustainable Development website if you want to read the full article (it's very interesting and contains all the steps towards these goals): https://sustainabledevelopment.un.org/post2015/transformingourworld

And here are the 17 goals they are aiming for:

Goal 1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere
Goal 2. End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture
Goal 3. Ensure healthy lives and promote well-being for all at all ages
Goal 4. Ensure inclusive and equitable quality education and promote lifelong learning opportunities for all
Goal 5. Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls
Goal 6. Ensure availability and sustainable management of water and sanitation for all
Goal 7. Ensure access to affordable, reliable, sustainable and modern energy for all
Goal 8. Promote sustained, inclusive and sustainable economic growth, full and productive employment and decent work for all
Goal 9. Build resilient infrastructure, promote inclusive and sustainable industrialization and foster innovation
Goal 10. Reduce inequality within and among countries
Goal 11. Make cities and human settlements inclusive, safe, resilient and sustainable
Goal 12. Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns
Goal 13. Take urgent action to combat climate change and its impacts*
Goal 14. Conserve and sustainably use the oceans, seas and marine resources for sustainable development
Goal 15. Protect, restore and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, sustainably manage forests, combat desertification, and halt and reverse land degradation and halt biodiversity loss
Goal 16. Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable and inclusive institutions at all levels
Goal 17. Strengthen the means of implementation and revitalize the global partnership for sustainable development
* Acknowledging that the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change is the primary international, intergovernmental forum for negotiating the global response to climate change.

What do you think about this agenda? Do you think that it is a solid plan to better our world... Or just one more step towards a New World Order?

Also, it's being signed in September. If The Happening happens, I'm sure everyone is going to embrace it.

And a scary video about this for you to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMj6BQ00BbM

[phuckphace]

Goal 18. Castles in the sky made of daydreams, rainbows & unicorn piss

it literally sounds like progressives got together and made up a "How would you rule?" style wishlist of things we want but aren't going to get, ever.

[tonymontana99]

Goal 18. Castles in the sky made of daydreams, rainbows & unicorn piss

it literally sounds like progressives got together and made up a "How would you rule?" style wishlist of things we want but aren't going to get, ever.

91. We reaffirm our unwavering commitment to achieving this Agenda and utilizing it to the full to transform our world for the better by 2030.

It is happening.

[phuckphace]

Goal 1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere

that's bullshit but I believe it

[thegreatgatz]

They are all amazing goals which are conducive towards the construction of socialism, but it seems like they are a bunch of goals without plans towards implementation.

[mattsmith48]

Goal 1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere
not gonna happen
Goal 2. End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture
they wont do it in 15 years
Goal 3. Ensure healthy lives and promote well-being for all at all ages
seriously?
Goal 4. Ensure inclusive and equitable quality education and promote lifelong learning opportunities for all
Goal 5. Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls
You gonna have to eliminate all religion because they are the reason we don't already have does 2
Goal 6. Ensure availability and sustainable management of water and sanitation for all
there is just not enough drinkable water on earth for that
Goal 7. Ensure access to affordable, reliable, sustainable and modern energy for all
We already do its call the Sun no is using it tho
Goal 8. Promote sustained, inclusive and sustainable economic growth, full and productive employment and decent work for all
You can do a part of 1,2 and 3 with this one
Goal 9. Build resilient infrastructure, promote inclusive and sustainable industrialization and foster innovation
ok:what:
Goal 10. Reduce inequality within and among countries
Again eliminate religions will help this one too
Goal 11. Make cities and human settlements inclusive, safe, resilient and sustainable
no more religions and no more guns:metal:
Goal 12. Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns
this one is alright
Goal 13. Take urgent action to combat climate change and its impacts*
That should be #1 and say with don't do anything else until this one is done
Goal 14. Conserve and sustainably use the oceans, seas and marine resources for sustainable development
Goal 15. Protect, restore and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, sustainably manage forests, combat desertification, and halt and reverse land degradation and halt biodiversity loss
part of fighting climate change and its impacts
Goal 16. Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable and inclusive institutions at all levels
Eliminate religions
Goal 17. Strengthen the means of implementation and revitalize the global partnership for sustainable development
fine but after all the climate change one

So the new list
Goal 1. Start fighting climate change right fucking now and fix what we have done to this planet
Goal 2 eliminate religion so everyone can be equal

[tonymontana99]

not gonna happen

they wont do it in 15 years

seriously?

You gonna have to eliminate all religion because they are the reason we don't already have does 2

there is just not enough drinkable water on earth for that

We already do its call the Sun no is using it tho

You can do a part of 1,2 and 3 with this one

ok:what:

Again eliminate religions will help this one too

no more religions and no more guns:metal:

this one is alright

That should be #1 and say with don't do anything else until this one is done

part of fighting climate change and its impacts

Eliminate religions

fine but after all the climate change one

So the new list
Goal 1. Start fighting climate change right fucking now and fix what we have done to this planet
Goal 2 eliminate religion so everyone can be equal

I like your goals, but the document has already been signed and sealed.

[phuckphace]

we're spared by the fact that most of this is impossible, especially in only 15 years

[mattsmith48]

I like your goals, but the document has already been signed and sealed.

that suck just thought of something they forgot


So the new list
Goal 1. Start fighting climate change right fucking now and fix what we have done to this planet
Goal 2 eliminate religion so everyone can be equal
Goal 3 Do something about over population

[tonymontana99]

that suck just thought of something they forgot


Goal 3 Do something about over population

we're spared by the fact that most of this is impossible, especially in only 15 years


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

It didn't have to end like this... You could have prevented this. You only had to listen... It's Happening. It's over.

[mattsmith48]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM

It didn't have to end like this... You could have prevented this. You only had to listen... It's Happening. It's over.

sorry for the swearing but don't what other way to ask this but
What the Fuck are you talking about?

[Vlerchan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM
Fun indie culture fact:
'We're stuck in the belly of this terrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death' is a quote from post-rock band GY!BE's Dead Flag Blues. The reference is sort of ironic since GY!BE are a group of anarcho-communists and the quote is a reference to late finance-capitalism.
The song in the background - it's faint - is the theme of the sequel of a film that GY!BE themselves wrote the theme to. The film being 28 Weeks Later and it's one of the most disappointing sequels of a time. 28 Days Later is still amazing though.
Just thought I'd add a bit more what the fuck to the thread.

[Left Now]

Utopia...You will never reach it because it does not exist.But try,you will at least make this planet a little better.

Little better than none,right?

[Kirina]

Do something about over population
By solving poverty, population growth will decline.

[Stronk Serb]

Unless they plan to ship off 90% of the younger decadent generations to outer space, none of that would be possible. The decadent consumerist society is killing us.

[mattsmith48]

By solving poverty, population growth will decline.

how solving poverty would stop population growth?

[Porpoise101]

They are good goals. If it promotes more international coordination and peace, then they should go for it.

[Sir Suomi]

Goal #18
Begin the 10th Crusade. Deus Vult.

[ndrwmxwll]

And a scary video about this for you to watch:
»TheJohnBirchSociety«

[tonymontana99]

how solving poverty would stop population growth?

Maybe the Africans would be more busy working instead of impregnating women and getting AIDS all over the place?

[phuckphace]

»TheJohnBirchSociety«

lolbertarians who oppose free trade are still lolbertarians

[tonymontana99]

sorry for the swearing but don't what other way to ask this but
What the Fuck are you talking about?

You aren't aware of Ron Paul?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9lnutV3LnlU/maxresdefault.jpg

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-paul-its-happening

Dank meme, bro.

[phuckphace]

You aren't aware of Ron Paul?

image (http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9lnutV3LnlU/maxresdefault.jpg)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-paul-its-happening

Dank meme, bro.

How Can Economies Be Real If Our Money Isn't Real??

[mattsmith48]

Maybe the Africans would be more busy working instead of impregnating women and getting AIDS all over the place?
Thats kinda racist don't you think?

[tonymontana99]

Thats kinda racist don't you think?

Not really. They have like 7 kids per woman, on average. And it is an AIDS-infested place.

[mattsmith48]

Not really. They have like 7 kids per woman, on average. And it is an AIDS-infested place.

they aren't all like that

[tonymontana99]

they aren't all like that

Of course, it's just the average.

[mattsmith48]

Of course, it's just the average.

And its not jobs they need its condoms and birth control and they the pope to shut up

[Vlerchan]

Not really. They have like 7 kids per woman, on average. And it is an AIDS-infested place.
Families have lots of children of the high rate of death amongst children. Wanting children is down to the towards children being net contributors to the families income - and being the best insurance against old age. The problem is that the economic benefit children as domestic and home-agricultural labourers provide means that access to education is then restricted. This feeds into problems for the next generation.

Botswana has a colossal rate of HIV and is one of the most prosperous countries on the continent.

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Openness to trade is also the most significant determinant.

[tonymontana99]

And its not jobs they need its condoms and birth control and they the pope to shut up

That's true. And this Agenda is going to do exactly that (not sure how, but whatever). Also, what did the Pope say?

Families have lots of children of the high rate of death amongst children. Wanting children is down to the towards children being net contributors to the families income - and being the best insurance against old age. The problem is that the economic benefit children as domestic and home-agricultural labourers provide means that access to education is then restricted. This feeds into problems for the next generation.

Botswana has a colossal rate of HIV and is one of the most prosperous countries on the continent.

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Openness to trade is also the most significant determinant.

Yeah, they pretty much just have kids so that they will support them when they're old. I wonder how crazy they'd go if they realized some countries have child support, they'd be breeding kids like madmen!

[mattsmith48]

That's true. And this Agenda is going to do exactly that (not sure how, but whatever). Also, what did the Pope say?

Being against condom use

[tonymontana99]

Being against condom use

Lol, he is so disconnected with reality it's not even funny anymore.

[Vlerchan]

Pope Benedict was in favour of condom use to prevent communicatible sexual diseases.

It's been implied Pope Francis is.

[mattsmith48]

Pope Benedict was in favour of condom use to prevent communicatible sexual diseases.

It's been implied Pope Francis is.


Thats not True Pope Benedict said ''Condoms help the propagation of Aids the only way to fight it is by abstinence and fidelity''

[Vlerchan]

"In certain cases, where the intention is to reduce the risk of infection, [condoms] can nevertheless be a first step on the way to another, more humane sexuality."

He will stress that abstinence is the best policy in fighting the disease, but accept that in some circumstances it is better for a condom to be used if it protects human life.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/8148899/Pope-approves-use-of-condoms-in-fight-against-Aids.html

:)

[thegreatgatz]

Pope Benedict XVI very specifically approved condom usage only for male prostitutes in Africa to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS, not a general mandate of approval for condom use.

Besides, Pope Francis has so many better things to worry about, like global warming and youth unemployment.

[Vlerchan]

There may be justified individual cases, for example when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be ... a first bit of responsibility, to redevelop the understanding that not everything is permitted and that one may not do everything one wishes.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/8148899/Pope-approves-use-of-condoms-in-fight-against-Aids.html

I bolded the key term.

I also never claimed it was a general mandate.

[thegreatgatz]

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/f6/f658c26aeb1da4b8671137c9ed1abe895ab420c0184cc21d94a2e4c1429bb673.jpg

[Grey]

Although it would be a nice prospect to have all of these things, the starter on the list is immediately impossible. People have been attempting to diminish and eliminate poverty for a long time and I strongly doubt that it is going to be gone in fifteen years. However, if I'm proven wrong then hallelujah - it would be a wonderful thing.

[Porpoise101]

See you guys are saying it's impossible but they are just general goals. If people give up before they try nothing will happen. Even making progress though these goals is good enough for me. Maybe it would be better if they gave us a concrete plan though.

[tonymontana99]

See you guys are saying it's impossible but they are just general goals. If people give up before they try nothing will happen. Even making progress though these goals is good enough for me. Maybe it would be better if they gave us a concrete plan though.

Although it would be a nice prospect to have all of these things, the starter on the list is immediately impossible. People have been attempting to diminish and eliminate poverty for a long time and I strongly doubt that it is going to be gone in fifteen years. However, if I'm proven wrong then hallelujah - it would be a wonderful thing.

They do have concrete plans for it, they're just not willing to share them. If you go to the website I posted on the OP, you'll see they have hundreds of "micro goals" in order to achieve the 17 SDGs.

But you're right. A lot of the things they're saying are completely ridiculous and cannot co-exist together or even be attempted without some sort of genocide. They want to "dissolve" societies so we all become part of a unique global society (google Global Citizen).

[thegreatgatz]

They do have concrete plans for it, they're just not willing to share them. If you go to the website I posted on the OP, you'll see they have hundreds of "micro goals" in order to achieve the 17 SDGs.

But you're right. A lot of the things they're saying are completely ridiculous and cannot co-exist together or even be attempted without some sort of genocide. They want to "dissolve" societies so we all become part of a unique global society (google Global Citizen).

The movement towards a global society is well intentioned, because in such a society the workers will have a higher standard of living, there will be no actual war, etc.

[phuckphace]

The movement towards a global society is well intentioned, because in such a society the workers will have a higher standard of living, there will be no actual war, etc.

[citation needed]

[mattsmith48]

Pope Benedict XVI very specifically approved condom usage only for male prostitutes in Africa to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS, not a general mandate of approval for condom use.

Besides, Pope Francis has so many better things to worry about, like global warming and youth unemployment.

Why would he approve condom usage for male prostitutes he's does't like gays?
Well except for the priest!

Pope Francis isn"t the president of the US he's the leader of Cult

[Vlerchan]

Why would he approve condom usage for male prostitutes he's does't like gays?
He values all life. Even life in sin.

[Judean Zealot]

I'm just laughing because the UN manages to botch even the smallest stuff, and now they're supposed to be saving the world. Some people could use an ego deflator.

[tonymontana99]

I'm just laughing because the UN manages to botch even the smallest stuff, and now they're supposed to be saving the world. Some people could use an ego deflator.

I don't think I've ever seen so much shilling in one post, Jesus Christ. You truly are with JIDF. (Yes, goyim, don't worry! Nothing will happen! The UN has no power! Everything is fine!)

[Judean Zealot]

I don't think I've ever seen so much shilling in one post, Jesus Christ. You truly are with JIDF. (Yes, goyim, don't worry! Nothing will happen! The UN has no power! Everything is fine!)

That's right. You've outed me. There is a tremendous conspiracy to slaughter all you gentiles and drink your blood. That's all, folks.

[tonymontana99]

that's right. You've outed me. There is a tremendous conspiracy to slaughter all you gentiles and drink your blood. That's all, folks.


you could have prevented this. Why didn't you listen?

[Judean Zealot]

you could have prevented this. Why didn't you listen?

????

[phuckphace]

I'm officially no longer VT's edgiest poster. welp.

[Judean Zealot]

I don't think I've ever seen so much shilling in one post, Jesus Christ. You truly are with JIDF. (Yes, goyim, don't worry! Nothing will happen! The UN has no power! Everything is fine!)

So I literally had no idea what you were talking about, so I googled JIDF. Do you really think they'd want somebody with my views (hates Christianity, hates democracy, and has no beef with Islam)?

[tonymontana99]

So I literally had no idea what you were talking about, so I googled JIDF. Do you really think they'd want somebody with my views (hates Christianity, hates democracy, and has no beef with Islam)?

Was getting caught part of your plan?

[Judean Zealot]

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Yup. You are so smart.

[tonymontana99]

Yup. You are so smart.

Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?

[Judean Zealot]

Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?

$$$$$$

Or maybe I'll just leave the site and stick to editing Wikipedia articles and shit.

[tonymontana99]

$$$$$$

Or maybe I'll just leave the site and stick to editing Wikipedia articles and shit.

Maybe that's why the article on Cultural Marxism got deleted and replaced with a right wing nut job conspiracy theory on Frankfurt School's article. Damn, you sneaky bastards.

[phuckphace]

Maybe that's why the article on Cultural Marxism got deleted and replaced with a right wing nut job conspiracy theory on Frankfurt School's article. Damn, you sneaky bastards.

that's just what the Jews want you to think