How do I discreetly buy lube??

[Random_Teen]

So I have some extra money and I wanted to buy some lube. But I'm afraid if I bought it online that my family would be questioning me why I got a random box in the mail and what was in it. I've already thought about going to somewhere like Wal-Mart and buying there and using self-check out but I'm never there by myself. Help??

[fandom_king]

Ask your mum or dad to drop you off so you can "go shopping with friends" and spend some time there (about an hour) and tell them to pick you up. Take a backpack with you just so you don't have to be holding only the lube

[Random_Teen]

Ask your mum or dad to drop you off so you can "go shopping with friends" and spend some time there (about an hour) and tell them to pick you up. Take a backpack with you just so you don't have to be holding only the lube

I live in a really small town, where the closest Wal-Mart is about 30 min away.

[ejpete]

Ask your dad. He's a man too. He should understand. If not get one of your older friends to drive you to Walmart if you said it was far away.

[Sam-9876]

I live in a really small town, where the closest Wal-Mart is about 30 min away.

Wait until you next go to Wal-Mart then?

Can you not use lotion or something you can buy locally without anyone asking questions?

[sysrq]

If you have a self check out in a shop then it's really easy. Or you could use Crisco (Trex) vegetable shortening as a lube (it's quite popular among fairly big size toy users) as long as you don't use it with latex condoms (due to fat). Olive oil or rapeseed oil (fat) can be used too or it can be made by boiling flax seeds too only thing is it seems slippery but when you apply it doesn't seem so slippery anymore.
Vaseline makes skin thinner so it's not good to use it.

[Bluebyrd]

You could just buy baby oil and you wouldn't be asked any questions and you wouldn't have to do it discretely.

[Sportsguy1009]

You can buy it online and put a different name in the mailing address. Thats a good way to not let your parents know you bought lube lol. Thats how I usually bought condoms and mom never found out.

[Urban]

Send it to your mate's house and then ask them to bring it to school!

[Ricky.h]

So I have some extra money and I wanted to buy some lube. But I'm afraid if I bought it online that my family would be questioning me why I got a random box in the mail and what was in it. I've already thought about going to somewhere like Wal-Mart and buying there and using self-check out but I'm never there by myself. Help??

I understand everyone's household is different, but maybe you should talk to your dad about your dilemma maybe he will understand he was your age once and he has a dick. When I was 15, my dad had been had the sex talk and puberty talk with me, and at that age he wasn't encouraging me to have sex, but he told me I need to start buying condoms lube and other things related so I can get use to buying them and not have to sneak around about it, because at 16 I needed to be having sex, not saying your dad will take the same approach but maybe he will keep it between you two when you need to buy or buy it for you or take to buy, etc

[UserMissing]

I walk into a store with self checkout and just buy it. the way i look at it is if someones sees you they will think that you are getting layed

[mikielikesit]

Unlesss the clerk at a store is like a family friend, who cares. Don't be embarrassed most people wont even pay attention when they ring u up but even if they do no big deal just smile back, pay and leave. You can get lube in almost all stores from convience stores, to groceries store, to like rite aid or CVS

[Georgysmith]

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[Zachary G]

You could just buy baby oil and you wouldn't be asked any questions and you wouldn't have to do it discretely.

the baby oil thing always worked for me in the beginning and no one was suspicious about it, so maybe you can try that first and see how it works for you.

[Crona]

i just use lotion or baby oil it works perfectly fine and its discreet

[Sasha M]

I live in a really small town, where the closest Wal-Mart is about 30 min away.

I feel for you. I live out in a rural area, so getting to the WalMart in "town" is a 25 minute drive.
The self-checkout is a bonus, would it be possible to bike there?

I'm guessing your getting it for anal?

[Random_Teen]

I feel for you. I live out in a rural area, so getting to the WalMart in "town" is a 25 minute drive.
The self-checkout is a bonus, would it be possible to bike there?

I'm guessing your getting it for anal?
Unfortunately I wouldnt be able to boke there. And I'm using the lube for jerking off

[Sasha M]

Unfortunately I wouldnt be able to boke there. And I'm using the lube for jerking off

Just use lotion dude, trust me.

[lambo420]

Just tell whoever you're going with that you're going to electronic, then go to wherever the lube is, buy it at the self-checkout or wherever you buy it, then put it in your pocket! No one will say anything if you already bought the item!

[thegreatgatz]

They hand out free lube at gay pride parades and planned parenthood functions