Moustaches are so hawt.

[Let Me Be a Pony]

Imma growing one. I won't shave it ever.
When I eat soup, i'll dip my moustache inside the soup and then i'll swirl my tongue around the moustache. That will feel so tasty.
I love it when I drink water, the moustache acts as a sponge and keeps some particles of the water between its hairs. I JUST LOVE IT WHEN the water drops down on my lips. DAYUM!!
I'll use gel on my moustache. I'll make it curly on the edges.
Finally, I shalt be a chick magnet.

Your experiences with moustaches? Opinions on them? :>

[Hudor]

Meh I don't really have a specific preference for moustaches. I have one primarily because i look monkey-ish without it :P but i keep it trim and not like very curly or bushy.
Have fun growing yours :P

[Capto]

I'm East Asian so every mustache experience is a big no. :c

[Stronk Serb]

I grew one. The hair wasn't of strong colour so it looked like I had cookie bits all over my face so I shaved it.

[Let Me Be a Pony]

I grew one. The hair wasn't of strong colour so it looked like I had cookie bits all over my face so I shaved it.

Lol, that's why I once used a marker to paint my moustache.

[SethfromMI]

When I eat soup, i'll dip my moustache inside the soup and then i'll swirl my

It will make your soup tasty huh? are you growing one like Ron Swanson's ?

[Let Me Be a Pony]

It will make your soup tasty huh? are you growing one like Ron Swanson's ?

I can only wish mine was like his, but that is the goal, yes. He so hot, he get all the chicks with his moustache.
Virginity magnet 101.

[SethfromMI]

I can only wish mine was like his, but that is the goal, yes. He so hot, he get all the chicks with his moustache.
Virginity magnet 101.

lol it is true. If I was going to grow one, I would want to grow one like his

[Collinsworthington]

i want to grow a monopoly man mustache and then twirl it with my finger and call my teachers shallow and pedantic

[Plane And Simple]

I actually don't like them just for that reason hahaha They get in the way a lot and it itches when I eat :P I like looking like a 12 year old

[Let Me Be a Pony]

I actually don't like them just for that reason hahaha They get in the way a lot and it itches when I eat :P I like looking like a 12 year old

One of the reasons I never want to shave my moustache is because I look like 25+ with one. With a moustache, no one asks for your ID when you buy alcohol. @[email protected]

If only I had the same luck with growing a beard. :C
My uncle has the same beard style as Gordon Freeman + with his glasses he looks even more like him. He even has the same hairstyle as him. :< I'm jelly.

[ndrwmxwll]

mustaches, unlike beards for the most part, are entirely hit or miss. maybe by the time im your age i will let mine grow out and see if its any good full, or specialized (probably not a handlebar though heh). but otherwise... eh dont have the mind for it -- shaving is easier than grooming

[Let Me Be a Pony]

mustaches, unlike beards for the most part, are entirely hit or miss. maybe by the time im your age i will let mine grow out and see if its any good full, or specialized (probably not a handlebar though heh). but otherwise... eh dont have the mind for it -- shaving is easier than grooming

Bro, I don't even groom my moustache.
I mean, I use it as a sponge, so why would I?
When I shave my moustache, I feel like dying. It feels like a part of me is missing when I have it shaved.
No ty, I won't ever shave my sexy moustache.

[ptz7649]

Haha well if you mean like a normal mastache then ok fine... But did you say you were gonna curl it round the edges?

[GrossKahn]

Well, moustaches should attract woman, but in fact it attracts food

[Gwen]

Well I didn't mind mustaches but that imagery about dipping your mustache in soup probably just ruined them for me.

[lyhom]

I wouldn't mind a moustache but for now I can't grow one for shit lmao

I can grow a decent beard though

[Let Me Be a Pony]

Haha well if you mean like a normal mastache then ok fine... But did you say you were gonna curl it round the edges?

Yesh. If all goes well, mine would be like this:

http://i.imgur.com/yC40NyG.jpg

So hawt.

Well, moustaches should attract woman, but in fact it attracts food

That's how it goes. c:

Well I didn't mind mustaches but that imagery about dipping your mustache in soup probably just ruined them for me.

You don't know how good it feels. @[email protected]

[blackwaterkeys]

They make some people look older and creepier. I thought I looked good in them but my boyfriend said it made me look untidy. He didn't mind though but I still shaved it off anyway. We both thought I looked fresher afterwards.