What's the right way to measure?

[paletanner]

ho boy. so i'm going to put this out there. :whoops:

I got the tape measure out and measured my penis. i'm pretty sure i got the girth right. That's circumference, so i just measured around. i'm sporting just a little bit over 4" around. Then i did my length on top and under my penis because I don't know which is the right way. On top my length is a whopping 5.25" and under it's a little over 5.5". I can totally cheat by pushing my balls back. What is the right way to measure?

I'm putting my stuff out here not to see if I'm "normal" or whatever. I know I'm fine. I'm 14 and still growing. i just want to know what's the right way to measure. as you can see, i get different measurements depending on how i do it.

ok i'll shut up now. :)

[ashdaniel]

Well, Tanner , you see, penis is not a shape of a cylinder so it have various thickness through out it. So you really cant have a exact measurement because depend where you measure you have different girth. for length. It is usually from the head to the base of the penis. Also you are pretty good size and you are still growing.

[paletanner]

Well, Tanner , you see, penis is not a shape of a cylinder so it have various thickness through out it. So you really cant have a exact measurement because depend where you measure you have different girth. for length. It is usually from the head to the base of the penis. Also you are pretty good size and you are still growing.

i have to say mine is pretty much the same thickness all the way down the shaft. it's pretty close to a cylinder. :P

so you put the tape along the skin on the top right?

[ashdaniel]

Yes, Put the tape on the head and pull down to the base. Also your penis shape will be different after you grow more. Also use a ruler if you want. It make it less complicated.

[paletanner]

Yes, Put the tape on the head and pull down to the base. Also your penis shape will be different after you grow more. Also use a ruler if you want. It make it less complicated.

my mom has one of those flexible tapes for sewing. i used that. (never telling mom that either)

[ashdaniel]

I know those, I have think of using it when I was younger but I have ruler so I use ruler. well, unless someone ask ur size or you dont really need know the exact size. ;）

[paletanner]

I know those, I have think of using it when I was younger but I have ruler so I use ruler. well, unless someone ask ur size or you dont really need know the exact size. ;）

i know but i'm like all about knowing that right now. i'm weird. :clown2:

[ashdaniel]

Coming pls, if you are weird. What am I, perv. It is totally normal for boys to know and do this stuff.

[paletanner]

It is totally normal for boys to know and do this stuff.

man i hope so!!!! haha

[Sam-9876]

ho boy. so i'm going to put this out there. :whoops:

I got the tape measure out and measured my penis. i'm pretty sure i got the girth right. That's circumference, so i just measured around. i'm sporting just a little bit over 4" around. Then i did my length on top and under my penis because I don't know which is the right way. On top my length is a whopping 5.25" and under it's a little over 5.5". I can totally cheat by pushing my balls back. What is the right way to measure?

I'm putting my stuff out here not to see if I'm "normal" or whatever. I know I'm fine. I'm 14 and still growing. i just want to know what's the right way to measure. as you can see, i get different measurements depending on how i do it.

ok i'll shut up now. :)

Yeah that's right, hold one end of the tape against your body / pubic bone, and measure along the top of the shaft to the tip.

[Pichu]

Yup, you measured the same way I do for both! ^-^

[Manboy321]

From the tip to the pubic bone

[BDNick]

On top is the right way

[paletanner]

what's the pubic bone?

[Canadian Dream]

As ashdaniel said, you measure on from the tip all the way down on top of your penis.

[ashdaniel]

As ashdaniel said, you measure on from the tip all the way down on top of your penis.

I knew it. I am right. Thanks, also just Wayne for me or batman or master Wayne.:):yeah:

[jacshamy]

I'm putting my stuff out here not to see if I'm "normal" or whatever. I know I'm fine. I'm 14 and still growing. i just want to know what's the right way to measure. as you can see, i get different measurements depending on how i do it.

You measure from the top. Go from the tip of your penis all the way back to where your shaft touches your skin. You're cheating if you measure underneath. :P I don't know why people do bone pressed. To me it's not like you can see or do much with the part that's inside your body.

Solidarity lil bro, since you put your "stuff" out there. I'm a little over 6.5" long and about 5.75" around measured the way I said. If I measure underneath I'm like 7" long. If I push my balls back I can cheat my way to 8" :P

We're all in this together. ;)

[paletanner]

We're all in this together. ;)

lol omg thanks big bro!!! :D:D:D i'm not the only one hanging out here haha

[jacshamy]

lol omg thanks big bro!!! :D:D:D i'm not the only one hanging out here haha

Yup yup. :)

[brightlight]

A South Park episode did an episode on this. You should watch it.

[paletanner]

A South Park episode did an episode on this. You should watch it.

they did one about how to measure your penis? :confused:

[brightlight]

they did one about how to measure your penis? :confused:

Yess

[paletanner]

Yess

where's that episode? :P

[brightlight]

where's that episode? :P

Just look up on YouTube South Park penis size and you'll find it or a clip of it

[paletanner]

Just look up on YouTube South Park penis size and you'll find it or a clip of it

ok :)

[squares]

tape measure should be good for girth, I'd just use a ruler or tape measure for length cuz its quick and basic and you wouldn't be trying to lie or get the most out of it.

[jacshamy]

tape measure should be good for girth, I'd just use a ruler or tape measure for length cuz its quick and basic and you wouldn't be trying to lie or get the most out of it.

Best thing is a cloth tape measure like they use for sewing and tailoring. Moms are great for having those. :cool: