What would you do to the poster above you?

[Fractured Silhouette]

Make her a cup of tea... and giver her a biscuit to dip in her tea.

[Mob Boss]

O.o what's a biscuit? You Brits are silly.:P Play laser tag with him

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd teach her the proper names for things.

Biscuit, seriously? Silly Americans...

http://www.mac-trader.com/images/biscuit.jpg

[Mob Boss]

Hahahahaha :D that's a cookie you goob. Climb trees with.him

[Fractured Silhouette]

It's a godddamn biscuit! Go bonzai skydiving with her.

[Mob Boss]

It's....It's a BOOKIE :D Another Bridgette word i made up.

Ship him some Lucky Charms

[Wayne92]

Id take you both skydiving (i leave near a airfield that has it) :)

[Mob Boss]

:D FUN! I'd race on our imaginary crotch rockets with him

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd take her snowboarding. :D

[Mob Boss]

Make him rain dance around me while I wear a headdress. :D

[Error 404]

Make her dance to Lady Gaga's music :D

[Error 404]

Well...kick his ass.That's for sure.

[Mob Boss]

Keep him from kicking his own butt then hug him

[Error 404]

Thank her for being smarter than me.

[Mob Boss]

Ask him not to hurt me in my dreams....like Freddy :|

[Error 404]

I'd ask her, may i torture you, at least a bit, in your dreams? *Puppy eyes*

[Mob Boss]

I always use puppy dog eyes on other XD I guess it's time for me to give in.


Allow him to torture me (as long as it doesn't involve Bieber or Gaga :()

[Error 404]

Sure, no Bieber or Gaga.Handcuffs are ready :D

Give her free trip to Morocco.

[Mob Boss]

:eek: I'm scared.

Frame him for something....I'm not sure what just yet. :P

[Error 404]

You shouldn't be.I'm not that much...mean ;)

Stealing?Waaaaitttt....why I'm giving you ideas?>.>

I'd make her sing Poker Face by wonderful Lady Gaga...:P

[Mob Boss]

I framed you for stealing....a little birdie told me so.

I poke him in the face constantly while singer poker face. Get at me brah haha

[Error 404]

Stealing what? :P I don't know what you're talking about :rolleyes:

Oh come it, it would be fun :P Bridgette - Poker Face Cover (million of views on YT) haha :)

I'd make her sing "Danas Majka Zeni Svoga Sina", when/if Luke gets married.

[Mob Boss]

O.o I don't know Serbian. But, I'll give it a shot. I'd probably sound like baby talk...blah blibbity blaab blob blib. :D

Play paintball with him!

[Error 404]

Well, on English it means "Today, mother, you wed your son"

And well, i think it would be...interesting, to hear you sing that, without actually knowing Serbian :P

I'd go rock climbing with her.

[Mob Boss]

Yeah! I'd sing that for my son's wedding. :D

Yay I've been a few times but I want to go more.

I'd give a huge slice of ice cold watermelon.:D

[Error 404]

:D

I'd thank her for that.Since here is damn hot.And it's 1 am >.<

I'd take her to met Neil Patrick Harris.

[Mob Boss]

Yay! He's awesome.

Since he tortures me with Gaga so much, I'd make him dress like Bieber and sing a song of his then put it on YT. :D

[Error 404]

Sure...I'd take you to met Bieber...and make you say, that you are his BIGGEST fan on earth :P

[Mob Boss]

Pssssssh you couldn't make me say anything. I'd give him a cup of orange juice for breakfast.

[Jimmy Page]

I would take her for a ride on my giant flying rabbit :D

[Mob Boss]

:O I've always wanted one of those.

I'd let him live in Wonderland. Fun!

[Error 404]

I'd give her 2 lives.Maybe make some magic mushrooms that will attack her, find some prince that she has to save, and that way, she can feel like she's playing Super Mario in RL.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd send him to Westeros :D

[Error 404]

I'd send him to Greece.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd refuse,then send him to Norway so I can hang out with him because he seems like a really nice guy :D

[Error 404]

I'd sneak him in, in some 18+ places, and get him some beer or something.Enjoy :P

[Jimmy Page]

Me no likey beer,I prefer vodka :P
And you don't need to sneak me in,I'm allowed into most 18+ places in town because I preform at most of them :P
I'd sneak HIM in,and give HIM any drink he would want,and as many as he wants

[Error 404]

That's good :D

Haha, nice.It used to be same around here, and on some places it still doesn't matter if someone is 18+ or not.

I'd make him a VT moderator.

[Jimmy Page]

Yaay! :D
I'd ban him :P

[Error 404]

I'd laugh.You can't ban a VT Admin you fool!

:P

Give him a free trip to space station.

[Jimmy Page]

I'm afraid of heights...
I'd ask him to take me down again while I lie/float in a corner and hyperventilate

[Error 404]

Well, i am too, but space is...space.Not worry, if you go outside, and screw up, you will just...die.Nothing else. :P

I'd tell him to watch, or re-watch, 'Allo 'Allo!

[Jimmy Page]

Id do it with pleasure,I loved that show :D
I'd make him listen to all the Queen albums

[Error 404]

Yeah, i agree.They are showing it on some Serbian channel again.

In return, I'd make you listen to all Týr songs.

[Destructor]

something explicit ;) LOL

[Error 404]

Kick him in the nuts.Probably laugh after, as i feed him to dogs.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Push him down a snowy mountain on a sleigh.

[Mob Boss]

Have a snowball fight with him. :D

[Jimmy Page]

Pillow fiiight!!!!!

[Mob Boss]

FRAKKING FUN!! I'd buy him a fruit pop. Yums to the tenth power.

[Error 404]

Build with her a sand castle like this:

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sand-castle-win.jpg

[Fractured Silhouette]

Kick over his sandcastle and then jump on it. :twisted:

[Error 404]

I'd fight with him, until one of us dies :yes:

[Mob Boss]

NOOOOOOOOOOO our sandcastle. Give him a Kleenex because we both just cried because of our ruined sandcastle. :(

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd take the Kleenex away and give you a hand-full of sand to cry into.

[Mob Boss]

>:( punch him in the ribs!

Edit: just so you know...that was supposed to be an angry face!

[Error 404]

I'd give her a new sand castle, with guards in it, that if needed, can spank Luke until he can't sit on his ass, or even walk.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Apologize to and then walk away in tears and pain. :(

[Error 404]

Give him a ride to Mexico.

[Mob Boss]

Teach him to swim doggy-paddle style. XD that's all I know.


Sorry for punching Luke. :( I feel bad

[Fractured Silhouette]

You should. Nah, I was just kidding. :P

TEach her to swim freestyle, butterfly and breathstroke.

[Mob Boss]

Give him a fruit rollup

[Error 404]

Give her a pack of wolves.

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/pack-mentality-1.jpg

[Mob Boss]

Neat.
Have a bubble-blowing contest with him.

[Error 404]

Give her something.But i can't remember what.

So...I'd give her a rose.

[kalolin]

i would give him a hug as he is such a good freind

[Mob Boss]

Give her some of my post count.

[Error 404]

I'd give her Gizmo.

http://www.simplediscipleship-wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gizmo.jpg

[Mob Boss]

Gizmo's cute.

I'd go snorkeling with him, but since neither of us are good swimmers we're just going to have to flop around and hope we get somewhere. XD

[Error 404]

Hahah, yeah, that would be funny, i can imagine it :D

I'd go skiing with her.

[Mob Boss]

Buy him an ostrich. Haha

[Jimmy Page]

I'd buy loads of ice cream and chocolate and have a movie night with her :D

[Error 404]

Go bungee jumping with him.

[Mob Boss]

Make him some boiled cabbage. Yum

[Error 404]

Thank her for that, and of course share with her.

Send her on hunting, with her wolves.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Throw him out of a plane, then throw a parachute out the plane and say "catch!"

[Mob Boss]

Braid his hair XD haha

[Error 404]

I'd throw her in a barrel full of water :P

[Mob Boss]

I'd ask him to help me out of the barrel. :(

[Error 404]

I'd say sure, and get you out.I'd help you with drying too, but...

Take her with me to meet Johnny Depp.

[Mob Boss]

XD you can dry my hair. :P

Yay. I like him.

Make him dress like Sweeney Todd for Halloween.

[Error 404]

:P

I'd make you dress like this:

http://rakoor.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/the-loved-ones-poster.jpg%3Fw%3D518

Or some other psycho chick...:)

[Mob Boss]

Hah XD NO!

I'd buy him a turtle.

[Error 404]

Why not? :( It would probably suit you :D

I'd cook her spaghetti.Mmmm i love it.

[Mob Boss]

I don't like a da outfit. :) I'm picky. Find another psycho chick. :D

I'd make him juggle for me. I hope you can juggle. :P

[Error 404]

I don't like it either.That's why i said "or some other psycho chick"... :P

I will, later :)

Haha, hardly.I'd juggle for her...with eggs...so when i screw up, eggs will end up on her, somehow...:P

[Mob Boss]

I'd hug him with egg gooop. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd feed her to my chinchilla.

[Error 404]

I'd make him sing Bieber's songs.

I'd hug him with egg gooop. :D

Awww, that's so...s...yucky.

I'd probably...hug you too, even tho she's messy, and...push you into mud :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd train him to eat concrete.

[Error 404]

I'd make him eat cockroaches.

[Mob Boss]

I'd train him to bark like a dog :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd also train her to eat glass.

[Error 404]

I'd transform him into a dog, and make him chase his own tail.

I'd train him to bark like a dog :D

Pfff...too late, I've already learned that :P

It was a great way to f-k around with drunk doctor, at night...haha.

[Mob Boss]

XD I'd kick him....where it hurts...which is in his ear. :P

NINJad...Dang Serbians.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd also train her to eat carpet.

[Error 404]

I'd give him some coke.

XD I'd kick him....where it hurts...which is in his ear. :P

NINJad...Dang Serbians.

:P

Well, when you see dead people, it's ok...but when you see Serbians...you're fu*ked.

[Mob Boss]

Throw a tomato at his FIZZace


O.o are serbians mean or something?

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd also train her to eat electronics.

[Mob Boss]

I'd train him to eat my puke after making me eat all that.

[Error 404]

Have a food fight with her.

Nah...it was a joke XD Movies try to make us mean/etc, but meh...people like any other...

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd train him to eat steel and drink gasoline.

[Mob Boss]

I'd train him to eat a train. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd take her up Mt. Everest.

...And I can already eat trains. Who can't these days?

[Error 404]

I'd make him ride a llama.

[Mob Boss]

I'd make him KISS a llama :D ha

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd make her kiss the same llama, on the butt. :P

[Error 404]

I'd make him french kiss llama.Hell, even maybe marry him/her/it.

[Smeagol]

I would turn him into a squirrel.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd.... take her to Mt. Doom.

[Mob Boss]

I'd push him into traffic. :D

[Error 404]

I'd take her to some imaginary land.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd take him to Mu Mu Land.

[Mob Boss]

:D I'd take him on my island with my puppy and books and music. PARTY

EDIT: I kill that ninja with his own hands

[Fractured Silhouette]

She's mean, so I'd use her to slide down a cliff on.

[Mob Boss]

:( I'm sorry. I'd hug him and apologize for being mean.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd giver her a tub of ice-cream and some tim-tams.

[Mob Boss]

Show him I'm not really mean. Play video games with him

[Fractured Silhouette]

Show her my dog.

Cool, what game?

[Mob Boss]

I was just playing Project Gotham Racing 4...pretty fun. We could play that.

Give him a piece of gum

[Fractured Silhouette]

OK then.

Give her a thorn bush.

[Mob Boss]

Tackle him. :D hah

[Jimmy Page]

Tickle her :P

[Cognizant]

Make a chocolate cake for him ^_^

[Jimmy Page]

Hug him and give him a chocolate cake in return ^^

[Mob Boss]

I haven't given him rep yet. :O

Whooops. XD I thought this was the First Thought thread.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd take her to the movies were we could throw sticky candy in peoples hair :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'm not sure, I'd make him a cup of tea.

[MrMister117]

Ask If I could stay Sickness free...maybe?

[Error 404]

I'd make him publicly marry his Xbox.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd make him king of Norway :D

[Error 404]

I'd make him Admin of VT. :P

[Jimmy Page]

I'd make him my tour roadie :D

[gig-guy]

Ignore him

[Error 404]

Tie him to a tree, and cut him slowly...and laugh diabolically.

[Mob Boss]

Help him torture people. :D

[Error 404]

Make her do all the dirty work.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Thank him for reminding me this thread existed, then smoke a pipe with him.

[Error 404]

I'd give him a hippo.

[Jimmy Page]

I would sing a duet with him

[Error 404]

I'd send him to past, and make him be Queen's backup vocal.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd thank him soooooooooooooooooooooooo much for doing that

[Mob Boss]

Give him a cup of lemonade.

[Jimmy Page]

I was just going to get one,I'll pretend its from you ^^

I'd go hunter hunting with her(that's where you hunt the people that hunt animals) :D

[Error 404]

I'd go hunting hunter hunters with him... >.<

[tytf]

agree

[Mob Boss]

Say "Ello, nooblet*"

*Cynical gets credit for that word

edit: you're not new -_- I'm just ignorant. haha

[Error 404]

I'd tell her to leave her new avatar, for a while...reminds me of ghosts...somehow.

[Darknova8]

I'd throw a rock at your face...

[Error 404]

I'd make him dance while i set him on fire.

[Mob Boss]

I'd keep my avatar for him......I guess. Actually, I really like it too.

[Error 404]

It's pretty nice :) Looks good.

I'd get her a sparkling Twilight vampire, so she can slay him.

[Darknova8]

I'd saw him in half then throw him in a ditch....

lol jk id give him a hug.

[Error 404]

And as you are about to try that, I'd stab you right through your stomach, with a knife, tearing your intestines in pieces.

Of course, I'd chop you up later, and feed you to my dogs for breakfast.

[Darknova8]

I'd hug the inside of your dogs...

[Error 404]

Counting that your meat would come out as poop, and I'd throw it away, i doubt it :P

I'd make you fly...

[Darknova8]

Lol I'd still hug u .

[Error 404]

I'd make him lose in Last Post Wins thread, with a snap of my fingers. :P

[Mob Boss]

Replay his worst nightmare. :D

[Darknova8]

Lol trap here in a wooden box and puch it in the Atlantic Ocean.

[Error 404]

Feed him to piranhas.

Replay his worst nightmare. :D

I actually like my nightmares...:P

[Darknova8]

Kill his dogs...

[Error 404]

I'd change his name to Edward (Twilight guy).

[Mob Boss]

Cut him open....And rip out his heart. Buhahaha

[Darknova8]

You stole mi heart. :P

[Error 404]

Give him some hot tea.

[Darknova8]

Thank him for tea really helps after getting my heart ripped out.

[Error 404]

I'd give him new, llama heart.

[Darknova8]

Lol llama heart i dn't want that... steals his heart and implants it.

[Error 404]

Cut him open, take my heart back, and fill his body with sand.Then stitch him up, slap his dead body few times, and bury him, in a desert.

[Darknova8]

:P bit extreme...

My new name the sand man.

[Mob Boss]

I ripped out Prince's heart. :P Goob


welcome him to the slamming family

EDIT: Spamming family....slamming? what?

[Darknova8]

Lol thrrow her into a lake...

[Error 404]

Slap him around few times because he ninja'd me.

:P bit extreme...


Not really, extreme would be if i tortured you first, and then filled you with worms and stuff.

[Darknova8]

Worms *shutters* gross...

[Mob Boss]

Guide him to Thread Fights thread...now that's some extreme stuff. :P

[Error 404]

Give her some pretty flowers.

[Darknova8]

Take the flowers then givem to her.

[Mob Boss]

:) Awww hug him for the flowers.

[Darknova8]

:wub: Thx hehe

[Mob Boss]

Make him and Killer Queen, Jonathan, Luke, Kat and Prince fight. Entertainment!

[Darknova8]

Lol this girl is funny...

[Error 404]

Mhm, after all, i just might will.

Send him to deserted island, no food, no, well, anything.

[Darknova8]

Wow lol he likes you :P

[Error 404]

I'd change his username to Sparkles hahah :D

Make him and Killer Queen, Jonathan, Luke, Kat and Prince fight. Entertainment!

Now that would be fun.You should join in too.

I can already see...I'd join in with Kat, and kill at least 2 of 'em, easily, as for Luke, he's an enigma after all, so it would be definitely fun.

[Mob Boss]

:rolleyes:


Cut his hands off so he can no longer type

[Darknova8]

Lol hmmm tie each limb to a horse and make them ride in for different directions.

[Error 404]

Make him walk on razors...until he slips...then you, my friend, are f**ked.

[Darknova8]

Oww.... put pins and needles underneath your nails then pull them all up pulling your nails off.

[Error 404]

Make you sing some song, from Lady Gaga.

[Darknova8]

OH god gotta be the worst one yet...

[Error 404]

Worst would be, if i made you join a three way, with Gaga and Bieber.Which i won't...I'd make you marry Gaga.

[Darknova8]

... why must you torture me so.
I think beibers cute.

[Error 404]

Haha. xD

For fun, i guess.

Give you train tickets to Warsaw.

[Darknova8]

Lolz i like your sick humour.

[Mob Boss]

Punch him for liking Bieber

[Error 404]

Kiss her hand, and say "You will have the honor, of beheading this fool", I'd give you the sword, and close my eyes.

[Darknova8]

..... i be all ninja and escape ....lol

[Mob Boss]

pin him down and behead him. Muah frakking ha!

[Darknova8]

D: Why.....