What would you do to the poster above you?

[Sir Suomi]

Set up a million and one mousetraps.... Which are equipped with machine guns, landmine, IED's, and one has a monkey armed with a shotgun. Is it overkill? Nope, not quite yet. Also, there's some sharks with lazer-beams on their heads.

[Steve Jobs]

Ship him back to Nebraska and his wild dreams

[CharlieHorse]

Beg for him to let me live in a perfect world. Like in a perfect dream.

[Abyssal Echo]

help him

Ninja'd

listen to him beg but feed to a hungry Tiger anyway

[Steve Jobs]

Dress him in a panda costume

[CharlieHorse]

Ask him to kill me

[Abyssal Echo]

tickle him to death

[Sir Suomi]

Once again, watch 300....

Your profile pic keep reminds of this song btw :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ttcSaTheI

[Steve Jobs]

Start a tickle train

NINJA'd
Flush him down the toilet

[Mob Boss]

Give him a big red button to fuel his curiosity.

[CharlieHorse]

Ask her why she chose her name as illictus

[Abyssal Echo]

tell him to look up what it means

[Mob Boss]

Tell him it's Latin for "Forbidden". :)

[Abyssal Echo]

call her a big Goob for giving up the info

[Mob Boss]

Sowwy, pinecone, you ninjad me. :)

Give Mattie a present

[Sir Suomi]

Steal the present.

[Abyssal Echo]

use him for bait in a rat trap

[Sir Suomi]

Fight off all the rats, stab Queen with a rusty spoon.

[Abyssal Echo]

Bite the hand that stabbed me

[CharlieHorse]

Slapped

[Abyssal Echo]

turn him on to to the Beatles song All You Need Is Love

[Mob Boss]

Profess my love to him.

[CharlieHorse]

I don't know. I'm out of ideas.

[Mob Boss]

Stuff ideas in his brain through his ear hole. XD Might hurt, but...

[Abyssal Echo]

help her :D

[Mob Boss]

Bake him a cake!

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a spot of tea and share the cake with her

[Steve Jobs]

Throw cake away and cook him a lovely five course meal :)

[Abyssal Echo]

share it with him :D

[Steve Jobs]

Give him a pet giraffe

[Abyssal Echo]

buy him a drink so we can celebrate my 2500 post

[Steve Jobs]

Get Mattie so drunk he'll have a memorable night :P

[Abyssal Echo]

buy him a bottle of my fav rum so he can get fcked up with me :D

[Steve Jobs]

Throw Mattie in the car and cruise up a mountain and watch over the skyline :P

[Abyssal Echo]

take him up on his offer :P

[Steve Jobs]

:bounce:

[Snookers]

:bounce:-d him.

[CharlieHorse]

Hug :)

[PinkFloyd]

make a party hat out of a red Solo cup and give it to you!



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[Mob Boss]

Eat his brains.

[Snookers]

le poke.

[Steve Jobs]

le :zap:

[CharlieHorse]

Taze

[Steve Jobs]

Throw into the garbage truck

[CharlieHorse]

Pull him in with me

[Steve Jobs]

Jump out and press the compactor button

[CharlieHorse]

Let him, and accept my death.

[Steve Jobs]

Laugh and roll truck off a cliff

[Skyhawk]

Ask Rebecca Black to sing at his funeral.

[AkuRokuStalker]

throw you off with them

[Steve Jobs]

Transform into Megatron and crush his house

[Mob Boss]

Not say hello to a dead man. Hah, take that. :devil:

[CharlieHorse]

Give a hug

[Steve Jobs]

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/guns/laser-gun.gif

[Abyssal Echo]

since he's dead burry him

[Steve Jobs]

Drag him into the casket :P Lets partaaayyy

[Abyssal Echo]

Tell him I can't go

[Steve Jobs]

drag him in anyway :yeah:

[Sir Suomi]

Stop him from dragging him away

[Steve Jobs]

Throw him in a garbage truck :P

[AkuRokuStalker]

Throw you in the garbage truck fish Austin out then turn the compactor on.

[Mob Boss]

Give her mysterious candy.

[AkuRokuStalker]

eat candy and hope I do not turn into a frog.

[CharlieHorse]

Hi :)

[AkuRokuStalker]

HEY!!!

[CharlieHorse]

Ask her about herself :)

[Steve Jobs]

Ship him to North Korea as an unidentified species

[Abyssal Echo]

ship him to China

[Sir Suomi]

Come with, and BLAST ALL THE DAMN COMMIES!!!!....... I mean, to enjoy their culture....

[CharlieHorse]

I don't want to go to North Korea. I've heard they don't like ponies there...
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Turn him into a pony.

[Sir Suomi]

Go on a conquest of North Korea, conquer it, so he can visit their without being scarred :D

[Mob Boss]

Serenade him.

:serenade:

[CharlieHorse]

Ask her if I could scratch her back gently :3

[Mob Boss]

Haha xD Allow him to scratch mah back.

[Steve Jobs]

Egg her :P

[CharlieHorse]

Stop him

[Steve Jobs]

Egg him :P

[CharlieHorse]

Give him a eggy slimey hug to ruin his clothes.

[Abyssal Echo]

bleach his hair Blonde

[CharlieHorse]

Nuuuuuuuuu!!!! :(
Slapped

[Abyssal Echo]

put him in a stall feed him hay

[Skyline]

give him a big hug for making me smile

[Abyssal Echo]

say Hey :D

[Skyline]

tell him grats on his 2500 again

[Abyssal Echo]

say Thanx :P give him a big :hug:

[CharlieHorse]

put him in a stall feed him hay


I'm not a horseey!

and we don't live in stalls XD

and if you've ever tasted hay, it tastes like shit. Lol

say Thanx :P give him a big :hug:

Ask him his favorite song

[Abyssal Echo]

slap him then tell him I don't have one

[Steve Jobs]

Dye his hair blonde and pink :P

[Mob Boss]

Egg him for revenge, then dump hot sauce on his head.

[Steve Jobs]

Throw her in a chocolate fountain :P

[Abyssal Echo]

make him take a walk on the wild side :D

[Steve Jobs]

Make him carry the picnic basket :P

[Abyssal Echo]

make him supply the contents

[Steve Jobs]

Make him pay :P

[Abyssal Echo]

tell him he's gunna be getting very hungry

[Steve Jobs]

Eat him :P

[Mob Boss]

Put mustaches on the smiley men in his sig.

[Abyssal Echo]

steal all his smileys

ninja'd

give her a big hug :P

[DarkHorse4eva]

Give him a big hug and take him home with me

[Steve Jobs]

:zap:

[Snookers]

takes laser. Enough killing fo' one day >:o

[Steve Jobs]

:guillotine:

[Sir Suomi]

Use head as a bowling ball.

[Steve Jobs]

Push him down the bowling lane :yeah:

[pokofish]

i would give u a slap in the head with a book

[Steve Jobs]

You --> :guillotine:

[Abyssal Echo]

give him cookie

[DarkHorse4eva]

Give him A cake and take him with me to a nickelback concert next they tour

[Abyssal Echo]

give him some Hash browies

[CharlieHorse]

Give him a better profile pic :D

[Silicate Wielder]

Tell her she can make a pony tulpa and a website where she can learn how to make one, introduce her to my Tulpa, Yami.

Why, hello there.

[AkuRokuStalker]

I would steal all her anime

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a cookie

[CharlieHorse]

Ask him where he keeps getting his cookies!

[Snookers]

ಠ_ಠ
enough internet for you today.

[Abyssal Echo]

turn off her internet service

[Silicate Wielder]

speed up his internet service, using a modified Hotspot I made.

[Abyssal Echo]

buy him a beer

[Steve Jobs]

Share a keg :P

[Abyssal Echo]

make him supply the Pizza to go with the keg

[Sir Suomi]

Whisper into ear, "I'm back."

[Mob Boss]

Throw a squirrel at his head.

[Lost in the Echo]

Give her a :hug:

[Cicero]

Give her a :hug:

Give him a friendly :hug:

[Skyline]

Give him a bro hug!

[Sir Suomi]

Give him a Viking Headbutt... Did I mention I was a Viking? I should have brought this up previously..

[Mob Boss]

Give him a bear hug.

[Snookers]

Brofist

[Jason The Great]

sing for her sylar grey!

[Abyssal Echo]

mess with his internet connection

[Sir Suomi]

Give another Viking Headbutt.

[Abyssal Echo]

bear hug till he quits breathing

[Skyline]

slap him for abusing the power of a hug

[Twilly F. Sniper]

not sure... honestly probably nothing knowing that im socially awkward

[Snookers]

I know that feel bro *taps on shoulder*.

[CharlieHorse]

Huggles

[Abyssal Echo]

spray him with with something so the flys quit biting him

[CharlieHorse]

-_-
Slapped

[Abyssal Echo]

ride his pony hard and put it up wet

[CharlieHorse]

ride his pony hard and put it up wet

0_o
Take his crown

[Abyssal Echo]

steal his my little pony collection

[CharlieHorse]

I have none!
Steal his bed

[Abyssal Echo]

wish him luck

[Skyline]

Give him a big hug!

[Mob Boss]

Scratch his back.

[CharlieHorse]

Scritch her back :3

[Emerald Dream]

I'd watch My Little Pony with him, even though I know he is more into it than I am. :)

[Jason The Great]

Dance tango with her :)

[CharlieHorse]

Steal his dance partner ;)

[Abyssal Echo]

buy him a my little pony DVD

[CharlieHorse]

Happily accept! :D

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a bag of popcorn

[Silicate Wielder]

Replace his computer with my old robot servant, i got a new one last week. :P

[CharlieHorse]

Take his soft round taco lies!

[Abyssal Echo]

buy him a keg of German beer

[Steve Jobs]

Buy him a keg of shit Bud Light

[Abyssal Echo]

make him drink a gallon of cheap wine

[Steve Jobs]

make him drink a gallon of vodka. Drunk parteehhhh :yeah:

[CharlieHorse]

Drug his drink.

[Abyssal Echo]

mess with his internet connection

[Human]

mess with HIS internet connection :P

[Abyssal Echo]

play metal to his Rap group

[Steve Jobs]

Make him kick Charlie in the nuts for attempting to murder me

[CharlieHorse]

ow. Dude. What gives?
Kick him.

[Lovelife090994]

I would say calm down...

[CharlieHorse]

Hug...

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a Hug :P

[CharlieHorse]

Bite him
I'm feeling aggressive!

[Abyssal Echo]

kick his arse

[CharlieHorse]

Bite his head off

[Abyssal Echo]

shoot his pony

[CharlieHorse]

I would cry. A lot.

[Abyssal Echo]

comfort him :P

[CharlieHorse]

Huggens

[Abyssal Echo]

bite his ear for forgetting :P

[CharlieHorse]

Enjoy the bite... but Argh! I can't remember!

[Abyssal Echo]

maybe delete him from my contact list

[CharlieHorse]

No no no no no! I remember!
Please don't hate me. :(

[Abyssal Echo]

I dont hate anyone :)
buy him a drink :D

[CharlieHorse]

Is it oj?

[Abyssal Echo]

spike his Oj with Vodka :D

[CharlieHorse]

Stawp tryna get meee DRUNK!
Why you trying to get me drunk? :D
I don't like drunk! :p
Drunk!

[Abyssal Echo]

corrupt him :P

[CharlieHorse]

Whatcha gonna do when ya make me sway
Get me drunk, drunk off of yo oj

I'm gonna, I'm gonna make you sway, get you love drunk off ma oj.
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It sounds way more stupid out loud -_-
And I suck at making rhymes, and the black eyed peas do it a lot better... "my humps“ is the catchiest worst best song ever.
Nvm I just embarrassed myself.

[Abyssal Echo]

chase him all over the Bay area :P

[CharlieHorse]

I'll just let you catch me. I'm too tired. So whataya do when I'm caught?

[Abyssal Echo]

Idk maybe bite your tail :P

[Skyline]

Put in time out for biting

[Abyssal Echo]

Give him a big :hug: :P

[Skyline]

hug him back then shoot him for finding my weakness :P

[Abyssal Echo]

shoot him back

[CharlieHorse]

Shoot him...
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A smile :D
...
I wish I had a tail, it'd be cute.

[ackmedsgirl666]

steal his avatar and turn it into a real unicorn and then adopt it

[CharlieHorse]

Tell her that she's a Pegasus not a unicorn (:D) and that we'd have to share her, because I want to adopt her too! :)

[Steve Jobs]

Get him drunk :P

[Snookers]

Get him drunk as well.

[Abyssal Echo]

give her some Beer nuts

[Steve Jobs]

Cream pie him and giggle :D

[CharlieHorse]

Ask him to kill me

[Abyssal Echo]

NNOOOO Give him a big :hug: