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Steve Jobs
December 29th, 2012, 10:54 PM
Ties to a tree, brings out Poke machine :D
Abyssal Echo
December 30th, 2012, 12:13 AM
put him in a cage and hang him from a tree
Steve Jobs
December 30th, 2012, 12:18 AM
Throw him off a cliff
Abyssal Echo
December 30th, 2012, 07:41 AM
boil him in ransid oil
TheSocialInspector
December 30th, 2012, 08:00 AM
You again, Midnight Queen.
I would disclose the magnum opuses of cabaret and allow him to bask in the overwhelming presence of the stunning, that is, in the forms of literature.
Abyssal Echo
December 30th, 2012, 08:12 AM
yeah its me lol
make the Inspector do a presentation to Congress on the magnun opusus of cabaret
Jason The Great
December 30th, 2012, 10:14 AM
i will offer him some pizza :D
Abyssal Echo
December 30th, 2012, 10:25 AM
give him a pitcher of beer
Silicate Wielder
December 30th, 2012, 03:37 PM
borrow his car.
Steve Jobs
December 30th, 2012, 04:00 PM
Pour bucketloads of treacle over his head :yeah:
Abyssal Echo
December 30th, 2012, 07:05 PM
drop him in a vat of acid
DarkHorse4eva
December 30th, 2012, 07:39 PM
Give him a present
Snookers
December 30th, 2012, 09:06 PM
hit with a mud ball
Abyssal Echo
December 30th, 2012, 10:18 PM
dip her in hot mudd
Snookers
December 30th, 2012, 10:40 PM
grab his hand and pulls him into mud.
Abyssal Echo
December 30th, 2012, 10:45 PM
throw mudd at her
Snookers
December 30th, 2012, 10:46 PM
drag him under the mud.
Abyssal Echo
December 30th, 2012, 10:59 PM
drag her down with me :D
CharlieHorse
December 31st, 2012, 12:12 AM
Jump in the pile with them
Skyline
December 31st, 2012, 01:51 AM
Happily join this mudd party!!
Mob Boss
December 31st, 2012, 02:18 AM
Throw snakes in le mud with them.
Abyssal Echo
December 31st, 2012, 02:20 AM
lock her in a room with a hungry python
Skyline
December 31st, 2012, 02:27 AM
give him a hand and a 40 oz
Abyssal Echo
December 31st, 2012, 02:29 AM
give him a cup and split the 40 with him :D
CharlieHorse
December 31st, 2012, 03:25 AM
Smack him and rescue illictus.
Abyssal Echo
December 31st, 2012, 03:36 AM
smack him for trying then lock him in the room with her
CharlieHorse
December 31st, 2012, 03:46 AM
Yell at him for smacking me, and thank him for locking me in with a lovely lady :D
;)
Oh, and we killed the snake
Skyline
December 31st, 2012, 03:51 AM
cuddle with him because I am in desperate need of some cuddling
Abyssal Echo
December 31st, 2012, 03:53 AM
cuddle with him to help him feel better :D
CharlieHorse
December 31st, 2012, 03:55 AM
I'd like to join, but I'm straight, and it might mess with my mind later... so I'm just going to secretly watch.
But seriously though, I feel like Adam does, every second of my life.
Abyssal Echo
December 31st, 2012, 04:02 AM
put on a good show for him
Skyline
December 31st, 2012, 04:09 AM
give him a hug a never let go
CharlieHorse
December 31st, 2012, 04:10 AM
Let the love birds be...
Mob Boss
December 31st, 2012, 04:13 AM
Aww, thank him for calling me lovely. :3
Skyline
December 31st, 2012, 04:16 AM
cuddle with her just cuz i likes to cuddle
CharlieHorse
December 31st, 2012, 04:26 AM
Steal his cuddle buddy :D
Skyline
December 31st, 2012, 04:40 AM
awww fuck nawww bitch.... im pretty chill guy but when you steal my cuddle buddies i go bat shit crazy!!! take this mofo and tie him to rosie o donalds bed
Steve Jobs
December 31st, 2012, 08:45 AM
Feed him through a woodchipper :lol:
CharlieHorse
December 31st, 2012, 03:14 PM
Put him back in his grave
Abyssal Echo
December 31st, 2012, 04:13 PM
burry him alive
Steve Jobs
December 31st, 2012, 08:17 PM
Tie him to the bottom of a Fearfall and leave him on there all day :yeah:
Abyssal Echo
December 31st, 2012, 10:07 PM
put him in a cage leave him there for the week
Silicate Wielder
December 31st, 2012, 10:17 PM
shoot him with my bangun
Snookers
December 31st, 2012, 10:49 PM
throw a paintball at him.
Steve Jobs
December 31st, 2012, 10:49 PM
Steal a burrito
NINJA'd........
Get a paintball launcher and deface with 300 paintballs
Snookers
December 31st, 2012, 11:04 PM
wow! >:O
gets burrito back.
Abyssal Echo
December 31st, 2012, 11:13 PM
sends her and the Burrito to a desert island for a week
helloworld98
January 1st, 2013, 12:24 AM
I would give a 50 things to do when ur bored list
Steve Jobs
January 1st, 2013, 12:53 AM
I would give a 5,000 things to do before entering VT Arcade list
Jason The Great
January 1st, 2013, 01:16 AM
I will leave him in lions cage!ha..ha...ha
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 01:17 AM
make him do a 10,000 word Essay on the benefits of VT before he could enter the Arcade :P
Ninja'd
give him the lock for the cage :D
CharlieHorse
January 1st, 2013, 01:20 AM
Give him choco
Jason The Great
January 1st, 2013, 01:31 AM
throw a snow ball
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 01:34 AM
hit him with a water balloon
Jason The Great
January 1st, 2013, 01:48 AM
ask him to a chess chalange
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 01:51 AM
accept his challenge :D
Jason The Great
January 1st, 2013, 01:54 AM
check n mate him in chess!
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 01:58 AM
Laugh at him :P
Jason The Great
January 1st, 2013, 02:05 AM
punch him in face coz he cheated in game!
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 02:16 AM
Bitch Slap him
LouBerry
January 1st, 2013, 02:23 AM
Wish him a very happy New Year.
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 02:28 AM
give her a huge :hug: and wish her Happy New Year :P
Jason The Great
January 1st, 2013, 02:38 AM
Still chalange him in chess :lol:
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 02:46 AM
accept his challenge tell him not to cheat this time
DarkHorse4eva
January 1st, 2013, 05:24 AM
Give him a huge hig and a big wet Kiss
Sir Suomi
January 1st, 2013, 05:58 AM
Become a Viking with him, because being a Viking instantly makes you a Badass.
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 06:10 AM
steal his boots and jeans :D
DarkHorse4eva
January 1st, 2013, 06:12 AM
Buy boots and jeans to him so he don't have to steal
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 06:21 AM
drag him into the woods and party with him :P
DarkHorse4eva
January 1st, 2013, 06:23 AM
Become a Viking with him, because being a Viking instantly makes you a Badass.
I'm a badass viking
party all night long
Steve Jobs
January 1st, 2013, 06:34 AM
Get him a room for all his fantasies
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 06:42 AM
make him go to bed :P
Steve Jobs
January 1st, 2013, 06:46 AM
make him go to bed :P
DarkHorse4eva
January 1st, 2013, 06:48 AM
Make him go into town a buy some beer for me and matt
Steve Jobs
January 1st, 2013, 06:52 AM
Holds a 24-pack of ice cold Heineken in the air above their reach :P
Serving alcohol to minors is a crime
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 07:30 AM
tie him to a tree and leave him there
Sir Suomi
January 1st, 2013, 07:43 AM
And make sure to save me one too :D
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 07:47 AM
tie him to a tree drink his beer in front of him
Sir Suomi
January 1st, 2013, 07:56 AM
Break free, break his nose, continue to drink beer.
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 08:10 AM
pee in his beer :D
Sir Suomi
January 1st, 2013, 08:12 AM
Yell "You Bastard!".....
Then slowly sip on the beer......
Then spit it on you!......
Then take another sip.
Abyssal Echo
January 1st, 2013, 09:03 AM
give him a dirty look and laugh
DarkHorse4eva
January 1st, 2013, 02:01 PM
drink beer with him
Steve Jobs
January 1st, 2013, 04:50 PM
Take beer away. Kids shouldn't be drinking :)
fallenLethal
January 1st, 2013, 04:52 PM
Give him a medal for good service.
Steve Jobs
January 1st, 2013, 07:15 PM
Give him a beer. Drink up buddy :P
Silicate Wielder
January 1st, 2013, 11:00 PM
hand him a 32 gig flashdrive filled to it's storage limit with Manga and anime :)
Steve Jobs
January 2nd, 2013, 01:05 AM
Format the drive and stick some good music in it, then give it back :P
CharlieHorse
January 2nd, 2013, 03:41 AM
Intercept the drive transfer and fill it with my little pony pictures and art :D
DarkHorse4eva
January 2nd, 2013, 07:28 AM
Take beer away. Kids shouldn't be drinking :)
im Danish, i can have sex and drink beer legally
throw beers at him
Jimmy Page
January 2nd, 2013, 08:33 AM
Poke his arm then run and hide
DarkHorse4eva
January 2nd, 2013, 09:23 AM
touch him with a stick and hide very well
Jimmy Page
January 2nd, 2013, 09:24 AM
Find him and lick his cheek :-P
DarkHorse4eva
January 2nd, 2013, 09:30 AM
touch him and hide in china, where he cant find me
Jimmy Page
January 2nd, 2013, 09:50 AM
Teleport to china and steal his pants, then teleport home
DarkHorse4eva
January 2nd, 2013, 10:31 AM
find a chinese hobo, steal his pants and travel home to jimmy and steal my pants and his pants and burn his pants
Jimmy Page
January 2nd, 2013, 10:49 AM
Since I am home I only need to put on new pants
Invite him to Norway
Desuetude
January 2nd, 2013, 10:56 AM
Give him a baby elephant and fly back home.
DarkHorse4eva
January 2nd, 2013, 11:02 AM
give her a BIG hug and tell her how much ive missed her :)
Desuetude
January 2nd, 2013, 11:45 AM
Runs away because boys have cooties D: sends over a bear that you can hug :P
DarkHorse4eva
January 2nd, 2013, 11:50 AM
i dont have cooties :)
come here and hug me
Snookers
January 2nd, 2013, 03:22 PM
climbs on his back.
TO NARNIA my fellow unicorn!
DarkHorse4eva
January 2nd, 2013, 03:41 PM
I'm not a unihorn!!??
Throw her of my back when were 10000 ft up in the air
Abyssal Echo
January 2nd, 2013, 05:11 PM
tie him to a bed then tickle him :P
Steve Jobs
January 2nd, 2013, 07:13 PM
Get him and Rasmus a room :P
Sir Suomi
January 2nd, 2013, 07:13 PM
Watch 300 with him, while drinking our beer, this time with no piss added :P
Snookers
January 2nd, 2013, 08:30 PM
adds laxative in beer whilst nobody is looking.
Desuetude
January 2nd, 2013, 08:48 PM
high fives because she's a smart thinker and watch the boys struggle.
Snookers
January 2nd, 2013, 10:23 PM
high fives too.
Together we shall rule the world!!one!!1
Abyssal Echo
January 2nd, 2013, 11:00 PM
steal the beer and leave her sitting with her laxative
Snookers
January 2nd, 2013, 11:15 PM
puts him in a cage and feeds him laxatives.
Abyssal Echo
January 2nd, 2013, 11:39 PM
chain her to the wall of my cave then treat her like a Mushroom
(keep her in the dark and feed her sh-t) thanx for the laxatives :D
Mob Boss
January 2nd, 2013, 11:42 PM
Poke him in the butt with a shhhhtick. "What what in the butt"
Abyssal Echo
January 2nd, 2013, 11:46 PM
give her a Big :hug: tell her we as in more than one missed her :P
Snookers
January 3rd, 2013, 12:20 AM
curses him to 100 days of depression.
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 12:59 AM
bannish her to a Desert Island for a lifetime of solitude
NeuroTiger
January 3rd, 2013, 01:16 AM
Take him to the desert island so that snookers can be in good company
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 01:32 AM
tie him to a tree
Jason The Great
January 3rd, 2013, 01:36 AM
throw a gernade in front of him :)
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 01:45 AM
slowly run him over with a tank
Jason The Great
January 3rd, 2013, 01:50 AM
kick his nose :lol:
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 01:54 AM
bleed all over his nice white Linen shirt
DarkHorse4eva
January 3rd, 2013, 01:58 AM
Free him from Mahdi and take him home with me
Jason The Great
January 3rd, 2013, 01:59 AM
thank him for rescue me :D
DarkHorse4eva
January 3rd, 2013, 02:00 AM
I'm not rescuing you!! Kick him back on an island
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 02:05 AM
box him up and ship him to my house
Steve Jobs
January 3rd, 2013, 03:08 AM
Wrap him in bacon and put him on the spitfire :P
dannym2326
January 3rd, 2013, 03:14 AM
High 5.
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 03:16 AM
give him a beer
Steve Jobs
January 3rd, 2013, 07:44 AM
Get Mattie drunk, then sit and watch with a bag of popcorn :D
Snookers
January 3rd, 2013, 05:11 PM
get him drunk aswell
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 05:26 PM
get her drunk then steal her Tiger
Lost in the Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 05:30 PM
Get drunk with these mutter fuckers, and supply joints and shit for everybody. :D
Steve Jobs
January 3rd, 2013, 05:56 PM
Gives "shit" back.
ackmedsgirl666
January 3rd, 2013, 05:58 PM
kiss him because i love the jonas bros and he looks like the lead singer :P
sorry XD
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 05:59 PM
spike her punch :D
Steve Jobs
January 3rd, 2013, 06:02 PM
Lolwtf?
kiss him because i love the jonas bros and he looks like the lead singer :P
sorry XD
Could very well be me ;)
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2013, 06:06 PM
give him some hard cider
Steve Jobs
January 3rd, 2013, 06:08 PM
Give him a bottle of vodka :)
ackmedsgirl666
January 3rd, 2013, 06:55 PM
Tickle him
Steve Jobs
January 3rd, 2013, 06:56 PM
Buy him a pet sponge
Snookers
January 3rd, 2013, 07:20 PM
write something on his hand.
CharlieHorse
January 3rd, 2013, 10:47 PM
Draw pictures on her tummy ;)
Gosh, your pic is driving me insane! :p
My one weekness! A beautiful tummy! :D
Abyssal Echo
January 4th, 2013, 05:21 AM
tie him to a tree and paint on his stomach
Steve Jobs
January 4th, 2013, 06:03 AM
Make him wear a dress and tie him to a lamppost in the middle of town :)
Abyssal Echo
January 4th, 2013, 06:29 AM
make him streak thru morning traffic
Steve Jobs
January 4th, 2013, 06:44 AM
Make him buy me breakfast afterwards :)
Abyssal Echo
January 4th, 2013, 07:03 AM
buy him donuts and coffee so he can eat it on the run :D
Steve Jobs
January 4th, 2013, 07:52 AM
Throw donuts and coffee at the sheriff. I want real food!
Snookers
January 4th, 2013, 07:44 PM
then go get some!
gives a rifle.
Silicate Wielder
January 4th, 2013, 08:15 PM
Introduce her to my tulpa... right here, right now.
Snookers, meet Yami, my tulpa. :)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28430704/Tulpa/Yami.tulp
Abyssal Echo
January 4th, 2013, 10:24 PM
unplug his computer
CharlieHorse
January 4th, 2013, 11:53 PM
Introduce her to my tulpa... right here, right now.
Snookers, meet Yami, my tulpa. :)
image (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28430704/Tulpa/Yami.tulp)
U mean your waifu? Lol :D
CharlieHorse
January 4th, 2013, 11:53 PM
unplug his computer
Bite
Abyssal Echo
January 5th, 2013, 12:03 AM
tie him to his bed then let my dogs lick him to death
CharlieHorse
January 5th, 2013, 12:06 AM
Can it be a bunch of pretty teen girls instead :D lol haha
Ask him where he got that idea...
Abyssal Echo
January 5th, 2013, 12:13 AM
Laugh at him
CharlieHorse
January 5th, 2013, 12:41 AM
Tie him to the bed and let his crush loose on him
Steve Jobs
January 5th, 2013, 12:49 AM
Throw an empty grenade at him and watch him freak out :P
Abyssal Echo
January 5th, 2013, 06:45 AM
make him take care of my dogs for the afternoon so I can go see the Hobbit
CharlieHorse
January 5th, 2013, 11:00 AM
uuuuh ok...
Mob Boss
January 5th, 2013, 11:18 AM
Poke him in the tummy to see if he... https://www.bocabikeshop.com/wp-content/uploads/pillsbury-dough-boy-gif.gif
CharlieHorse
January 5th, 2013, 11:29 AM
I do, in fact image (https://www.bocabikeshop.com/wp-content/uploads/pillsbury-dough-boy-gif.gif)
Poke her in the tummy :D
Snookers
January 5th, 2013, 12:52 PM
bite his cheek
Mob Boss
January 5th, 2013, 03:26 PM
Steal her pet tiger.
Abyssal Echo
January 5th, 2013, 03:30 PM
give her a cookie :D then steal the Tiger
Steve Jobs
January 5th, 2013, 09:44 PM
Donate his dogs to a Chinese restaurant so he can watch the Hobbit again :)
AkuRokuStalker
January 5th, 2013, 10:27 PM
Id give you a Reece cup pie :)
Steve Jobs
January 5th, 2013, 10:52 PM
Give mouldy bread
Mob Boss
January 5th, 2013, 11:08 PM
Poke his eyeball.
Steve Jobs
January 5th, 2013, 11:14 PM
Crack an egg on her head.
Abyssal Echo
January 5th, 2013, 11:27 PM
cover him in dough then bake him at 350 for an hour
Steve Jobs
January 5th, 2013, 11:38 PM
Bring him out fishing and use him as live bait :P
CharlieHorse
January 5th, 2013, 11:41 PM
Smack him with an ipad
Abyssal Echo
January 5th, 2013, 11:41 PM
hang him from a tree use him for a live punching bag
Ninja'd
laugh at him while my dogs lick him in his face
Steve Jobs
January 5th, 2013, 11:47 PM
Take him to iHop and buy him pancakes :P
Sir Suomi
January 5th, 2013, 11:48 PM
Show in, eat pancakes with them, and pays the bill, because you know, I'm such a nice guy :D
Steve Jobs
January 5th, 2013, 11:50 PM
Squirt disgusting pancake sauce in his eyes. You don't walk in on us like that :P
Abyssal Echo
January 5th, 2013, 11:51 PM
buy him a glass of Milk to go with his Pancakes
Steve Jobs
January 5th, 2013, 11:53 PM
Plot plan to dominate VT Arcade with him :P
CharlieHorse
January 6th, 2013, 12:01 AM
laugh at him while my dogs lick him in his face
Whats with you and your dogs?
Plot plan to dominate VT Arcade with him :P
Foil the plan!
Steve Jobs
January 6th, 2013, 12:02 AM
Throw into a washing machine and watch him spin round and round :P
Mob Boss
January 6th, 2013, 12:03 AM
Wave to him.
Abyssal Echo
January 6th, 2013, 12:05 AM
give her a big hug :P
Steve Jobs
January 6th, 2013, 12:05 AM
Come up and say hello :P
NINJA'd
Shove on the ground
Sir Suomi
January 6th, 2013, 12:09 AM
Secretly assassinates Queen and him, and rules the VT Arcade with an iron fist.
Abyssal Echo
January 6th, 2013, 12:13 AM
tie him to a bed watch as my dogs lick him to death :P
Steve Jobs
January 6th, 2013, 12:14 AM
Reincarnates again :P Punches a hole in Nebraska so there will still be 50 states when Puerto Rico joins :P
NINJA'd
Bring two bags of popcorn, joins and watches :P
CharlieHorse
January 6th, 2013, 12:15 AM
Kill his dogs and put them in a meat grinder and feed the remains a bunch of chimpanzees.
Sir Suomi
January 6th, 2013, 12:15 AM
Put meat into Queen's underwear, and release the hounds!
(Cheaper by the Dozen reference, if you didn't realize) :P
CharlieHorse
January 6th, 2013, 12:15 AM
bite his cheek
you're so evil :p :D
Abyssal Echo
January 6th, 2013, 12:16 AM
feed him to a pack of hungry wolves
Steve Jobs
January 6th, 2013, 12:16 AM
Bring more popcorn. This is exciting to watch :P
CharlieHorse
January 6th, 2013, 12:17 AM
Make him forget that any "Canis" genus of animals ever existed. No more dogs!
Dam ninjasm
Steve Jobs
January 6th, 2013, 12:18 AM
Tie him up and ship him to Mattie.. I really don't know what to do :P
Sir Suomi
January 6th, 2013, 12:21 AM
Bring some nacho cheese and watch this with Steve. Because adding popcorn to Nacho Cheese is like a food orgasim on your tounge.
Abyssal Echo
January 6th, 2013, 12:24 AM
put Daves Insanity hot sauce on his Nacho cheese
Steve Jobs
January 6th, 2013, 12:24 AM
High fives Mattie :P
CharlieHorse
January 6th, 2013, 12:24 AM
Bring some tigers!
Steve Jobs
January 6th, 2013, 12:25 AM
Send a million rats to destroy tigers
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