What would you do to the poster above you?

[Snookers]

poke him with a stick and then run away.

[Mob Boss]

Steal the Victoria's Secret clothing in her SIG. :3

[Abyssal Echo]

make her listen to Drowning Pool "sinner"

[Mob Boss]

Draw a tattoo on him.

[Jimmy Page]

Tattoo my face on her butt,no one will love you now!!!!>: D

[Mob Boss]

:( No one will love me? :cry:

Huggle him and drink tea with him

[Jimmy Page]

Except me of course :kitty:
Offer her a biscuit while we enjoy our tea

[Abyssal Echo]

steal his biscuits

[PinkFloyd]

Id give him a high five.

[Mob Boss]

Play Red Solo Cup for him

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a big hug :D

[Mob Boss]

Awe play freeze tag with him. :)

[Lost in the Echo]

I'd join in and play freeze tag :D

[Jimmy Page]

Listen to Led Zeppelin with him

[Mob Boss]

Listen to Zeppelin with Ian and Bo

[Cicero]

Listen to Zeppelin with Ian and Bo

Eat sushi :D

[Abyssal Echo]

make him eat the Sushi :D

[Jimmy Page]

Force feed him ramen noodles

[Mob Boss]

Get in trouble with him. :evilgrin:

[Jimmy Page]

TP one of my teacher's house(she's a real bore and dislike me for no apparent reason)

[Mob Boss]

Sniff glue with him and streak through a public park. :lol:

[Lost in the Echo]

Make her a sammich :yes:

[Mob Boss]

Tell him to stop lying, and duct tape his mouth shut so he can't eat it. :yes:

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hug her sooooo tight all the air comes out of her!

[Mob Boss]

Ask him for a backscratcher.

[Jimmy Page]

Scratch her back

[Mob Boss]

Quid pro quo! Scratch his scales. :P

[Jimmy Page]

Knows I'm half dragon O.o

[Mob Boss]

Is in the wrong thread....I think. :P hug the goob above

[Abyssal Echo]

make her have tea and biscuits in my cave :D

[Jimmy Page]

Hug him

[Abyssal Echo]

Awww Thanx :D hugg him back :P

[Error 404]

Make him watch SAW marathon.

[BrainDamage]

Make him eat toothpaste on toast :D

[Error 404]

Make him listen to Gaga 24/7h for the rest of his life.

[TheBigUnit]

Talk to him

[Error 404]

Give him a bus ticket.

[Emerald Dream]

Let him out of the sauna his avi seems to be stuck in.

[Abyssal Echo]

make her take me to Mardi Gra

[PinkFloyd]

I would go to Denny's, steal all of their blueberry syrup and flood his house with it!!! (I'm feeling a bit random...)

[Abyssal Echo]

make him clean up the mess

[Error 404]

Send him to Hawaii.

[Silicate Wielder]

Give the dancing guy in his sig some coffee, he seems a bit tired. >_>

[Error 404]

Tell him to make me new animated gif for my signature, that's gory.

[Sir Suomi]

Would force him to teach me how to put a dancing old man in my signature...

[Mob Boss]

Give him a cup of coffee

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a Big Hugg :D

[Mob Boss]

Ask him to make me some tea :D

[Danielle757]

Ask her to be friends

[LouBerry]

Sing, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FIEEEEEEENDS.

[Mob Boss]

Ask her to teach me how to do my makeup as amazing as her

[West Coast Sheriff]

Hug her so tight and never let go

[Abyssal Echo]

share a big spamily hugg with him and Bridgette

[West Coast Sheriff]

Make him some tea

[Abyssal Echo]

give him some cup cakes to go with our tea

[Boss...]

Take part in there tea drinkin' and cup cake eatin'

[Mob Boss]

Sing awful karaoke with him

[Error 404]

I'd sing her up in Killer Karaoke:

MRA5XeRZGIM

[Boss...]

I'd serenade you all with my guitar and great vocals

[Error 404]

Haha, please don't :D Play a metal song, or something..

Give him a free ride to hell next time i go there.

[Mob Boss]

Steve-oooo, I love him. :D

Perform an exorcism on him :P

[TheSocialInspector]

I would perturb her with my ordnance in an attempt to emphasize my conviction towards positions of authority that are higher than what I could probably, ever attain.

[Boss...]

Help preform it with her.

ninja'd

[Mob Boss]

I would perturb her with my ordnance in an attempt to emphasize my conviction towards positions of authority that are higher than what I could probably, ever attain.

....i only speak English. Sorry

Give him a cookie

[Boss...]

take the cookie and share it with Ian.

[Abyssal Echo]

tie him to a chair make him watch Ian eat his cookies

[Mob Boss]

Give him a cookie too

[Abyssal Echo]

share my tea and cookie with her

[Jimmy Page]

make him a sammich

[Mob Boss]

Adopt him

[Abyssal Echo]

make him play a gig and play nothing but Queen songs all night

Ninja'd :D

make her listen to Ian play :P

[Jimmy Page]

hatch him a dragon

[Abyssal Echo]

make him take Dragon riding lessons

[Error 404]

Tell him to film How To Train Your Dragon 4

[Mob Boss]

Poke him in the eye, then run like the wind. :eek3:

[Error 404]

Meanie :P

I'd catch up with you, and push you in mud.

[Jimmy Page]

Poke his nose

[Error 404]

I'd give you this:

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/daily-gifdump-40/25-daily-gifdump-40.gif

[Jimmy Page]

your arse? O.o
I'd kick you in the balls and run for flashing your arse

[Mob Boss]

Poke his cheek (we like poking you) :P
Edit: slap his butt

[Error 404]

Haha, no, that...monkey.Baboon, i couldn't remember of the name.

I'd change her username to Don't Play With Fire.

[Mob Boss]

^_^ But fire is so fun.

Give him a burnt cookie disguised as a non-burnt cookie, then point and laugh at the expression he makes when he bites into it. :lol:

[Error 404]

You're so evil.

I'd give her one drink that looks and seems good, but tastes horrible.Though till your realize, it will be too late :P

My father tried to do that once, but my brother tried it first, so i didn't XD

[Mob Boss]

I'm not too evil. Just the right amount that gets me out of trouble when I need to, and into trouble when I want to. :devil:


Give him a good cookie to replace the bad :innocent:






That cookie is bad too

[Jimmy Page]

Marry her to Angus Young

[Error 404]

I'd switch your cookies with the ones you gave me, so when you decide to eat your good cookies, you'll be eating your bad ones :yes:

You can guess where all your good hidden cookies will end up.

I'd give him an alien specimen that would make him famous.

[Mob Boss]

Who is Angus Young? His name sounds like beef.

Hug him, squeeze him and call him "George"

Edit: aghhhh AC/DC He's 5'2 dude, i'm 7 inches taller. xD

[Jimmy Page]

Angus Young is the brilliant lead guitarist in ACDC
Kick her in the knee for not knowing who Angus Young is

[Mob Boss]

Boooo, my knees already hurt all the time. And before someone says something, it's from JOGGING. >.>


Cry on his shoulder

[Jimmy Page]

Tease her because I got her knees hurting thing wrong :P

[Mob Boss]

That's why I included the reason why they hurt. XD

Purify his corrupted mind. :)

[Jimmy Page]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu
transfer my naughty mind to her

[Error 404]

I'd invite him to come to new thread: http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=159830

:P

[Mob Boss]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu
transfer my naughty mind to her

Noooooo

Say "hi"

[Jimmy Page]

Poke her nose,then run around the corner,and when she comes around the corner I hit her with a frying pan

[Mob Boss]

Haha.. -_- punk

Hug him like a bear

[Error 404]

I'd give you this possibly crappy parody movie.
It has an ...interesting name.

http://www.dodaj.rs/f/1f/V/3HeEsJ9c/30-nights-of-pa-w-devil-.jpg

[Mob Boss]

XD I want that!


Get him some awesome headphones. I was just looking at headphones, actually. :P

[Error 404]

Sweet.I frakked up my a while ago.

I'd buy her an egg-shaped chair.

http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/30/ovalia.jpg

[Mob Boss]

And I would place said egg-shaped chair in a dimly lit room, then say "i've been expecting you" every time someone enters the room. :P

Fly him to meet Ian.

[Error 404]

Haha ^_^

All you'd need to get is one awesome gun like this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o3wtvGmD8O0/UF2zHkAsaoI/AAAAAAAABXE/JjyWUNYPZUI/s1600/Men+in+Black+2+(2002).jpg

I'd give her the above said gun.

[Mob Boss]

Not trying to be greedy, but do I get both guns? :3

Give him a pitchfork since he lives with the devil. :)

[Error 404]

So i can stab the devil in the butt with it?

Nope, one gun per person :P

I'd ask her what sounds better, this movie:

"When a family of raccoons discover worms living underneath the sod in Jeff and Nealy's backyard, this pest problem begins a darkly comic and wild chain reaction of domestic tension, infidelity and murder."

Or...probably this, but still:

"When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive."

?

[Mob Boss]

The second one for sure. I think you've told me about the second one before and I thought it sounded good.

Give him this to use on his brother:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwwa3cSGj1rytlvuo2_500.gif
If he annoys you, that is. :P

[Error 404]

Yep, we'd use that much :P

Thanks.I got both, so probably watching the second one tonight :)

I'd take her and Luke to see Halestorm live.Tho not sure Luke wouldn't enjoy it that much, but still, it would be fun.

[Abyssal Echo]

use will smiths gun and make him take me with him

[Mob Boss]

My sisters have seen Halestorm live, and both agree Lzzy's voice is amazing live as well.

Ask him him for some contact solution because it feels like someone lit my left eyeball on fire.

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a box of cookies

[CharlieHorse]

Spoonfeed applesauce and carrots

[Mob Boss]

Ask him where he came from whilst eating an apple and giving him an intimidating glare. :P

[Abyssal Echo]

make her eat the carrots and apple sauce

[Jimmy Page]

Make.him listen to Led Zeppelin with me and Bo and Bridgette

[Abyssal Echo]

take him out for tea and bicuits

[Error 404]

Give him a one way ticket to Sydney.

[CharlieHorse]

Lock in a box cuz he scares me

[Mob Boss]

Ask him for a key to the box

[Error 404]

Spank her.Ninja tsk tsk

[Abyssal Echo]

steal his computer so he can't get online

[Mob Boss]

Point and laugh because I ninjad him. :)

Karma..xD

[Error 404]

Laugh right back at her, cause she got ninja'd too :P Nja nja nja

[Abyssal Echo]

laugh at both of you :D

[Jimmy Page]

Tell him its mean to laugh at people

[CharlieHorse]

Ask him why there are so many "Queens" on the forums...

[Jimmy Page]

Enlighten him about it
(Everyone is copying me :P )

[Abyssal Echo]

tell him I dunno
Ninja'd by the head Queen of this forum

steal his cup

[Jimmy Page]

Tell him its not my cup

[Abyssal Echo]

tell him good cause its mine now :D

[Jimmy Page]

Kiss him,thus confusing him enough to steal the cup back

[Abyssal Echo]

LOL ! give him a big hug and kiss make him play Queen songs all night

[Jimmy Page]

Listen to Ozzy with him

[Abyssal Echo]

make him take me to meet Ozzy

[Jimmy Page]

Introduce him to Lemmy,Ozzy and Alice Cooper

[Abyssal Echo]

tell him thats fckin Awsome :D
make him go party with me, Lenny, Ozzy. and Alice Cooper :D

[Jimmy Page]

Lemmy*
Offer him a fag

[Mob Boss]

Bite him. :D

[randomnessqueen]

i would bake you muffins.
but then i would eat them all in front of you.

[Error 404]

Give you a helium bottle.

[Abyssal Echo]

poke him in the eye

[Error 404]

What's with the eye poking, dammit?

Tie him up and feed him to hungry wolves.

[Jimmy Page]

Hang with him

[CharlieFinley]

Hang him.



*Disclaimer: that was a JOKE.

[Error 404]

Give him poisoned cookies.

[Abyssal Echo]

give him poisoned cool aide

[Boss...]

Give him poisoned cocaine.

[Abyssal Echo]

bite him :D

[Boss...]

I'd bite back

[Abyssal Echo]

same :D

[Boss...]

samez :P

[Abyssal Echo]

ask him out :P

[Boss...]

hmm... I'd break his heart.

[Abyssal Echo]

give him poisoned cool aide

[Boss...]

Give him the antidote and let him choose If I die.

[Abyssal Echo]

he broke my heart...watch him die... jk give him the antidote

[Error 404]

I'd tell 'em to get a room :P

[Abyssal Echo]

make him pay for the room

[Jimmy Page]

Snuggle time!!!

[Abyssal Echo]

big :hug:

[BrainDamage]

Watch him through a sniper scope 500 km away

[Silicate Wielder]

send one of my zombie slenderman clones to him

[Jimmy Page]

Steal his mystical burrito magic

[Error 404]

Give him a fresh baked cake.

[Jimmy Page]

Thank him for the cake
Make him an awesome and badarse guitar to rock out on

[Silicate Wielder]

Steal his precious guitar he loves so much, in exchange for stealing my broken mystical Burrito magic. :cool:

[Jimmy Page]

Kick his head in and tear his balls off for stealing Lady Of My Life

[Gymgirl]

Dispose him for being too obsessed with queen

[Jimmy Page]

Slap her for being French

[Silicate Wielder]

blow up his house for tearing my balls off and causing me antagonizing pain.

[Abyssal Echo]

steal his Burrito

[Silicate Wielder]

No, I am the burrito, don't get it mixed up or you will suffer the wrath of the burrito gods.

[Boss...]

I'd beat him with his burrito.

[Abyssal Echo]

boil him and the burrito in oil

[CharlieHorse]

I like odaxelagnia!

[Abyssal Echo]

pull Mr Chark's Teeth

[CharlieHorse]

You did the joke I was setting you up for. Lol ;)
I'd kidnap you at midnight. ;)

[Abyssal Echo]

beat him up for trying

[Jimmy Page]

blow him

[Abyssal Echo]

take him out in the woods and f&*% him :D

[Jimmy Page]

I meant blow like the wind,but sure :D :P
get pregnant with his baby

[Abyssal Echo]

my bad lol !

feed him a Cookie

[Jimmy Page]

send him a birthday present :D

[Abyssal Echo]

send him a Christmas present

[Jimmy Page]

Send him lube for christmas :kitty:

[Abyssal Echo]

send him condoms and warming lube for his Bday

[Jimmy Page]

make him his own guitar

[Abyssal Echo]

make him teach me how to play it

[Jimmy Page]

Teach him some cool blues licks :P

[Abyssal Echo]

Thank him :P

[Jimmy Page]

Lick his cheek

[Abyssal Echo]

lreturn the Fav :P

[Skyline]

(not to sure how spontaneous I should be)....

Say hello and give him a hug!

[Abyssal Echo]

say Hi and give him a hug

[Jimmy Page]

give him a horse

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a ride he he on the horse

[Jimmy Page]

Lick his cheek(s) for the sexual innuendo :P

[Abyssal Echo]

smile and return the fav

[The joker.]

Shake hands and sing a song!

[Jimmy Page]

Shake his hand and welcome him

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a cookie

[XJRookie07]

Ask for a cookie.. :P

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a box of cookies