What would you do to the poster above you?

[Lovely637]

HAHA.. is it irritating?LOL. dye her hair.

[LouBerry]

Stab her in the earlobe with a butter knife if she touches my hair with hair dye.(That shit take wooork)

[Abyssal Echo]

oh really lol hide all the butter knives and make her butter my bread with her tongue

[LouBerry]

Butter his bun aaall day. (:

[Abyssal Echo]

mmmm sounds good :P give a case of real butter

[Mob Boss]

Dance with him :D

[Abyssal Echo]

take her out to a nice place for dinner & dancing

[caliz55]

Stab him in the neck and take his place on the date... c:

[Mob Boss]

Give him a cookie

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a big platter of cookies

[OrKing]

Steal those cookies and wolf them down. No pun intended Bridgette.

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a big smores brownie

[caliz55]

Take the brownie and switch it with a pickle

[Mob Boss]

Take the pickle and eat it. :D YUM

[LouBerry]

But her a jar of pickles.

[Jimmy Page]

Give her a tattoo :D

[Abyssal Echo]

buy him a case of Vodka

[DontKnow]

Tell him hi ( :

[HunterSteele]

Take his hat.

[Jimmy Page]

make him go on a date with a girl! >: D

[Abyssal Echo]

make him shaparone the date

[Jimmy Page]

Marry him :D

[caliz55]

Throw a bachelor party ... :D

[Abyssal Echo]

give him some spiked punch

[Jimmy Page]

Make him be the groom in our wedding :D

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a bottle of vodka to celebrate the occasion

[Jimmy Page]

Get drunk on our wedding night so he won't be getting any :P

[irishguy123]

congradulate you

[Jimmy Page]

thank him for the congratulation :D

[Mob Boss]

Make him pass me the vodka so I can make an epic, sloppy toast

[Abyssal Echo]

give her another bottle of Vodka

[Mob Boss]

Frak. You people are going to get me shmammered. :O

Give him a wedding present

[Abyssal Echo]

make her help carry Ian to the car after the reception

[Leedkhan]

I don't want to be associated in any sort of way with the user above me.

[Mob Boss]

Hah Why? He's awesome sauce.

Give him more posts

[Jimmy Page]

Tell her I love her in my drunken state :P

[Abyssal Echo]

Ignore his drunkin claims as we drag him to the car

[Jimmy Page]

Try to pull your pants off while you're driving

[Abyssal Echo]

hit him with bridgettes purse

[Jimmy Page]

Fiddle with his hair and go "its so smooth and silky" *.*

[Abyssal Echo]

drown out his distractive comments with something from "OZZY"

[Jimmy Page]

Sing along to the Ozzy songs in a drunken manner
Craaaaazy Crowley,flying high solution!!!

[Abyssal Echo]

pull over tie him to the roof so everyone can hear his drunkin rendition of " I Don't Know "

[Jimmy Page]

Don't ask me!!
I don't know!!!!!!!
Gotta crazy baby gotta understand,gotta keep away from her :P
Make him sing along to my fucked up Ozzy mashup

[Abyssal Echo]

give him another bottle of Russian vodka

[Mob Boss]

Kick them out at a hotel and drive away!!!!

[Jimmy Page]

Grab her before she drives away,I'm too drunk,you have to fill in for me at the wedding night...

[Mob Boss]

:O Run even faster haha

[Jimmy Page]

Run faster than her,and hypnotize her to do it
It's not that bad,Matt's quite cute ^^

[Mob Boss]

Luke told me he would fill in for me. So, Luke will take over on your wedding night. :D

Call Luke for him

[Dake]

I will give her puppy husky :P

[OrKing]

Beg him for a puppy Husky. Husky + Me = <3

[Jimmy Page]

Use him as my wedding night stand in

[OrKing]

As long as you want me to "stand in" with one of the brides maid's I'm cool with that. :P

[Jimmy Page]

Nooooo,you're standing in for the bride(me)

[OrKing]

Ut oh. As good looking as I'm sure Mr Queen is I'm going to have to decline, the bridesmaids are more my swing... Unless you're paying for this stand in? :P

[Jimmy Page]

Pay him to stand in for me
And Mr queen is good looking,but I'm too drunk to....you know...yeah

[OrKing]

I have a cousin who makes a lot of money from this type of thing, I'll give him a call. I'll be you're stand in and he can be my stand in. :) I believe he's about thirty though, I trust that won't be a problem. :P

[Dake]

give him military knife and gloves for the next kill :D

[OrKing]

Thank him for the gloves and extra blade and reward him with the ears of my next victim... Tis getting a tad creepy, right? :D

[Dake]

Tis getting a tad creepy, right? :D
Yup i will give him chainsaw :D

[Mob Boss]

Make him give ME the chainsaw. :D

[OrKing]

Slap her hand like a moody mothrea would a toddler and take the chainsaw.

Mine! Here, take this. *Hand Combat Knife* Start small, ya koob. :P Stealing words for the win.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Run from him cuz he has creepy knife:cool:

[OrKing]

Pfft, I'm more scared of those Special Forces like shades than any weapon bro, like damn.

Steal his epic shades and become instantly badass.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Thank you

[The Chameleon]

Ask him where did he get those awesome shades

[Abyssal Echo]

since hes new just say Hi

[West Coast Sheriff]

Ask him if he really rides dragons

[Silicate Wielder]

Buy a dragon egg from him

[Binatang]

ask him to teach me the language in his signature =O

[Abyssal Echo]

ask him to teach me the language in his sig

[LouBerry]

Ask him to take me out to eat Alligator.

[Abyssal Echo]

ask her for advice on a good place for Cajun food

[LouBerry]

Inform him that I have no experience with Cajun food, and that I would be a bad person to consult.

[Abyssal Echo]

drag her to New Orleans

[Jimmy Page]

Take him to Hawaii on our honeymoon :D

[Abyssal Echo]

AWSOME :P buy him a grass skirt and a bottle of Vodka and dance the night away :D

[Jimmy Page]

Refuse the vodka and complain that he forgot I was trying to quit drinking

[Abyssal Echo]

tell him to give the Vodka away down another Rum & coke and dance the night away

[Jimmy Page]

Divorce him

[Abyssal Echo]

fight it

[Jimmy Page]

Leave him on Hawaii without money,clothes or any means of getting home

[Abyssal Echo]

and like thats a bad thing ha ha :P light his grass skirt on fire

[Jimmy Page]

You can't,I'm not wearing it,and I'm on a plane to England
Slap him for fucking up my day

[Abyssal Echo]

slap him back for being a butt head when I really needed someone to talk to

[Silicate Wielder]

Teach him my new language, and give him the translation chart.

a=z
b=m
c=y
d=l
e=x
f=k
g=w
h=j
i=v
j=i
k=u
l=h
m=t
n=g
o=s
p=f
q=r
r=e
s=q
t=d
u=p
v=c
w=o
x=b
y=n
z=a

[West Coast Sheriff]

Ask him to teach me the new language

[Jimmy Page]

Steal his shades

[Foamy]

Mind blown. :P

[Jimmy Page]

Blow his mind
Anytime!!!

[Abyssal Echo]

wish him the best

[Mob Boss]

Reunite Ian and Matt.

[Jimmy Page]

Make her listen to the Queen song Man On The Prowl :D

[Abyssal Echo]

make him list to Dragon Attack :D

[OrKing]

Many, many illegal things.

[Abyssal Echo]

yeah ha ha tell my bf after your done watch what he does to ya :D

[OrKing]

Haha, shit, of been "bad in any concept" backed at. :O Wait, what?

I'd slap his dog.

[Abyssal Echo]

nothing ha ha it would be a bloody shame at this point

[lou lou]

I'd give him a high five for no reason!!!

[OrKing]

Id stand in front of him awkwardly, wondering what the hell happens now. I'd then get Ninja'ed by Lou, Lou, and ask her where she found the Jacob's to approach and high five someone who owned a Dragon.

[lou lou]

ninjas are fucking pussys!
And I would slap the shit out of OrKing.

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a high 5 and a hug for slapping the shit out of him :P

[OrKing]

Oooooah. You've just insulted 90% of the arcade. :P Ya know, one of the first things they teach you in survival 101 is not to slap the dude with the hench knife.

I'd cut whatever that thing in her avatar is into tiny pieces. Or Bobby would, to be more exact. What is that thing? A rose?

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I'd stab his Dragon in the toe and run like hell.

[lou lou]

I'd take that knife out of his dragens toe and run after OrKing like a crazy bitch!
then when I'm done I would help fix the dragens toe. :)

[OrKing]

The crazy chick took Bobby! She took Bobby!

I'm so lonely, Mr Lonely, I have nobody, to call my own, awwwww!

Give Bobby back!

[lou lou]

HELL NO!!
Slap for telling me what to do!

[OrKing]

That's it. *Grabs Penelope the Penknife* Haha, you're facked now.

[lou lou]

*Grabs chucky the chain saw!*
bitch please your going down!!!!!

[OrKing]

Hey, hey, hey, you can't choose a chainsaw over B.T.B! He has feelings, ya know. :(

[lou lou]

B.T.B??
and slap for pulling a knife on me

[OrKing]

Bobby the Blade. :P I didn't pull him, he was already out, he has a mind of his own I tell ya... I'm talking about a knife, promise.

[Silicate Wielder]

*pulls out benny the bangun* Okay, who wants to be banned next? T_T

btw benny the bangun decintigrates if you touch him. you can only get a bangun if your moderator of something.

[lou lou]

slap!!!

[lou lou]

Bobby the Blade. :P I didn't pull him, he was already out, he has a mind of his own I tell ya... I'm talking about a knife, promise.

Says to OrKing " I'm sorry for being a crazy bitch"

[OrKing]

Haha, tis all good. Women don't get crazier than an Irish woman without a cup of tea, trust me. :)

[lou lou]

hug for making me laugh

[OrKing]

Aw, thank you. *Hug* For hugging me, and a little out of fear of the chainsaw she's still carrying.

[lou lou]

Sorry *puts chucky away* lol

[Mob Boss]

Say "ello"

[lou lou]

Says OLLO!!! Back


(hello)

[havingfun]

.............

[OrKing]

I like Jheeseus too. :D Haha, yeah, she's cool alright, until she steals you're best friend and tries to chop you're freaking limbs off with him! Sorry, Lou, I love ya really. *Hug*

[Mob Boss]

Put him in a crate and ship him to Alaka

[OrKing]

Ask her the the shizzle greetings Alaka is? :P

[Mob Boss]

I have no clue...

Have a sumo sit on him. :D

[OrKing]

Haha, I'll give the sumo the tastiest chocolate cookie ever made to sit on her instead without his diaper/nappie on. :P

[Foamy]

Egg house while screaming YOLO all day long. Loljk yous awesome hug u.

[Mob Boss]

Hug in return for hugging shane

[lou lou]

Big hug!!

[West Coast Sheriff]

Say hi

[lou lou]

say hi back

[Levy]

Deep fry her and smother her in chocolate.

[Jimmy Page]

Force him/her to learn the Greek alphabet

[Mob Boss]

I want my mind blown I dunno why it's italicized

Give him a cracker


Edit:frack me...I meant underlined. Mind. Sleep deprivation. Dysfunctional.

[Jimmy Page]

Magically teleport her to Crete so I won't bore my ass off down here -.-
Oh and buy her a blow up sex doll

[Mob Boss]

Ahh thanks! I want to visit you. :D We'd have loads of fun.
Errmm...sex doll? No thanks. :P You can say you're buying it for me so you're not embarrassed and then keep it for yourself. Haha

^ Basically the last sentence

[OrKing]

Apologize for destroying her treehouse and beg her not to send Liam Neeson after me. Offering to build her a new one next to the fountain of eternal youth in Shambhala.

[Mob Boss]

He's already at your door. :/ Sorry, nothing I can do to keep him from turning your body inside out, and slicing you up with broken, mini bottles of Vodka. :D

Give him a "Get Well" card after le beat down.

[OrKing]

Great, on the one freaking day Bobby isn't here. Oh, hello Liam. Is that Vodka for me? OH GAWD!

Thanks, a freaking Luozade woulda sufficed. :P Thank her for the card.

[Jimmy Page]

Yeah,I'd drown you in the king size pool :P
And we could go and talk to my "family"(we've been here a couple of times,so the owner of the hotel consider us family and give us a discount :D "

[Mob Boss]

Ohhhhh I would go swimming with him. :D

[Abyssal Echo]

big hugg for being so nice :P

[DarkHorse4eva]

Big kiss, because he has Skype

[West Coast Sheriff]

i would poke you in the eye with a sharp blunt stick
"......

[Mob Boss]

Not nice, young man! Give him the choice of the switch off the tree with which he will be whipped.

^My grandpa used to do that to me

[lou lou]

high 5 for making me laugh

[Mob Boss]

Haha Nice. Give a caterpillar

[lou lou]

aww.. Gives a big hug for the random caterpillar

[Abyssal Echo]

since she's new I'll say Hi

[Eagle63]

High five!

[Mob Boss]

Jam out with him

[West Coast Sheriff]

Ask her how she likes running with wolves

[Abyssal Echo]

ask him how the sking is in Denver

[Jimmy Page]

Kick him,because I'm bored

[Abyssal Echo]

steal his Queen CD collection

[Mob Boss]

Punch him for stealing Ian's collection

[Jimmy Page]

Tear out his guts and feed it to him while I slowly dig his eyes out

Edit:thank her for helping,and give her a biiiig hug

[Abyssal Echo]

behead him and feed him to the sharks then take his entire CD collection :P

[Mob Boss]

Feed him a poisonous apple :)

[Abyssal Echo]

aww arnt you sweet :P give her wolf a poisoned piece of meat

[Jimmy Page]

Cut his cock off and glue his ass and mouth shut,and cut his hands and feet off

[Abyssal Echo]

aww what a sweet boi lol :P !

cook him over an open fire and feed him to Bridgette's wolf

[lou lou]

tell everyone that this is VERY VERY mean (but SUPER funny)

[Abyssal Echo]

invite her to Ians demise :P

[Jimmy Page]

Ha,tell him how sweet it is that he think he can kill me :P

[lou lou]

Exept invite

[lou lou]

Ha,tell him how sweet it is that he think he can kill me :P

Bitch dont make me bring out Chucky(the chainsaw)

[Jimmy Page]

Ha,you can try,but there's no chance in hell you can kill me :kitty:

[lou lou]

BITCH PLEASE!!! I can do anything!

[Jimmy Page]

Except killing me
Van Helsing tried multiple times and failed,what makes you better than him?

[lou lou]

I'm not fake!!!!!
or from a movie!!!

[Jimmy Page]

No,you're both :P

[Mob Boss]

I hate van helsing. -_- The vampires are so cliché-looking. Now, Blade, Blade has some BA vampires. Watch Blade with him

[lou lou]

I am not either of those things.
your just to much of a pussy to admit you have been beaten

[lou lou]

^^^^^ that was to Ian

[OrKing]

Haha, I laughed at the above message pretty hysterically. I'd lend her Bobby so she could go duel wield up in that bizznitch.

[Mob Boss]

Lou lou, you can edit your post if you need to by hitting the "edit" button at the bottom right-hand side. :P

Watch him do something dumb. :)

[OrKing]

Well that shouldn't take long... Let her film me doing something idiotic.

[Mob Boss]

Put the video on Youtube
Become a sensation
Get rich
Throw huneds like a pimp

[OrKing]

Make sure she's throwing those huneds at me.

[Mob Boss]

You'd be rich, too! I'd throw huneds at his dad

[OrKing]

I'd make my dad an account on VT and tell him he's got an extremely young woman highly interested in him and watch karma in action. :P

Thanks for the huneds!

[Mob Boss]

Karma? He wouldn't do squat!

Hand him a grenade after I've pulled the pin. :)

[OrKing]

You're right, he doesn't even know how to turn my laptop on, never mind browse the web.

Hold the hand grenade until I can get another pin to put in the previous ones place.

[Mob Boss]

:) hah...See, it's all good.

Give him a pin

[Jimmy Page]

Steal the pin before she gets to give it to Shane

[OrKing]

Lob the grenade at Ian and hit the deck. :P

[Jimmy Page]

Use the force to send it back to him :P

[OrKing]

Pfft! Not even fair! Use a tennis bat I theoretically pulled outta my ass to bat it back. :P

[Jimmy Page]

Teleport it up his urethra

[OrKing]

Have it explode, kill me and do a Gandalf the Grey/White ting on me... Shane, The White! Returns, almost invincible... Pfft, when Gandalf does it it sounds awesome. I sound more like a freaking white supremacist. :(

[Mob Boss]

Make him a sammich...are ya gonna eat it? Are ya gonna? :)

[OrKing]

Yeah, I'm pretty hungry... Thank you... Kind of expecting razer wire and glass in it though.

[Jimmy Page]

Have a bunch of orcs rape him

[Mob Boss]

Orcs are cute. :3

Buy him a yacht

[Jimmy Page]

Ikr!orcs are yummy :kitty: ...no wait I'm thinking of cocks....

Buy her Queen's famous customized helicopter

[Mob Boss]

Haha XD You're so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Give him the reins....to steer whatever it is they're connected to, a'ight

[OrKing]

Ask her the way to Shambala...

[Mob Boss]

Apologize for harassing his father. :rolleyes: