What would you do to the poster above you?

[Chaotic Trickster]

post delete

[Mob Boss]

Force him to hug someone.


Wax bottle candle?....urrm no But I used to play with hot wax all the time. :rolleyes: Like shape stuff.

[Darknova8]

Ya thier wax bottle with this sugary liquid in them its disgusting.

[Mob Boss]

Oh yeah. I ate the wax a few times. Try explaining that to your sister when she asked what you're eating. :rolleyes:

Ban him...oh wait

[Darknova8]

Lol haha your tired.

[Jimmy Page]

Take him to one of my gigs :D

[Mob Boss]

Kidnap him :D

[Abyssal Echo]

kidnap the both of you :D

[Mob Boss]

Ask him to teach me to ride dragons

[Darknova8]

I wanna learn too.

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a cookie and help her get on the dragon :D

[Abyssal Echo]

ur next ha ha

[Mob Boss]

Yay! Like How To Train Your Dragon. :P

Put him in jail

[Abyssal Echo]

carefull ya might get what you want lol

put her in the stall with a wild Dragon

[Mob Boss]

I would tame that wild dragon.

Give him some flowers

[Abyssal Echo]

thanx :D give her a box of choc covered cherries

[Abyssal Echo]

double post sorry

[Jimmy Page]

Kidnap him and lock him up in Bridgette's BDSM chamber :P

[Abyssal Echo]

muhaha have bridgette chain him up with me so I can watch what she does to him

[Jimmy Page]

Ew...
Make B do it to him instead

[Abyssal Echo]

put a pair of B's panties in his mouth so he cant talk ha ha let the fun begin

[Darknova8]

Theres some weird stuff going on here isn't there.
Make him give me a piggy back ride. :P

[Jimmy Page]

put a pair of B's panties in his mouth so he cant talk ha ha let the fun begin
eeeeeeewwwwwwww I'm gonna kill you for that you knob!! :P

Pet him,nice doggy :kitty:

[Abyssal Echo]

ewwww not into animal sex sorry besides you can't talk with a moth full of panties lol

[Jimmy Page]

Make him have sex with a cat :kitty:

[Abyssal Echo]

eewww pussy yuck thats Ok I'll get that bottom with a horse's cock

[Mob Boss]

:O Talk about weird. :eek: And leave my undergarments alone, you creeps.

Give him a cookie.

[Jimmy Page]

He was the one abusing your undergarments!
I would apologize for using her BDSM chamber without her permission

[Mob Boss]

I give him permission to use my chambers. :P

Dragon Rider, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE if you touch/talk about my undergarments again.

[OrKing]

Try to swiftly avoid talking about her undergarments... Fail at swiftly avoiding talking about her undergarments. Call Liam Neeson about another wolf problem.

[Jimmy Page]

B,don't think you.need to tell that to a gay teen :P
I would take her on a ride on my unicorn

Ninja'd -.-

[Mob Boss]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a unicorn. :P I like being called "B", it's cute. :) Thank him for the nickname

[Fruit_Tart.]

Stare at her. O_O

[Jimmy Page]

Complain that he's always at the bar

[Fruit_Tart.]

I'm at the bar? ._. Since when do you see me?

Hide from him at the bar.

[Jimmy Page]

Helloooooo,I'm your wife,we got superpowers at knowing where our men is :P

[Fruit_Tart.]

Hahaha. Well your man wasn't at a bar. :P

I would text him to tell him I wasn't at a bar. XD

[Mob Boss]

Stab his eyeballs with a martini toothpick. (He was at the bar, Ian)

[Jimmy Page]

I would wait up when he comes home...

Yell at her for stabbing my husband

[Fruit_Tart.]

Dodge the pick and would come home explaining that I had to stay late at work. :P

[Mob Boss]

Give him a fruit tart and force him to eat it, you cannibal.

[Fruit_Tart.]

Psh. I don't care. *Eats fruit tarts* They're delicious.

Ask her to bring me more fruit tarts.

[Jimmy Page]

Hug him and say I believe him :kitty:
Now let's go to bed,its late

[Mob Boss]

:D Give him coffee so he's not sleepy.

[Fruit_Tart.]

I can't! Too much tea! :P

Lays in my location with him, anyways. Hahaha.

EDIT:
Pound the ninja with a pan.

[Jimmy Page]

Omg tea <3
Coffee,ew :P
Just realized we can't have children...B have to be the surrogate mum!!!

[Fruit_Tart.]

We can totally have children. :P

If B is the surrogate mother, then I want to be the father. XD Or Ian can be the mother/father too. :P

[Mob Boss]

haha :D Make him buy me anything since I'm now the surrogate mother to their babe.

[Abyssal Echo]

sounds like you need a hug hugged

[Mob Boss]

Give him a lolli

[OrKing]

Take that lolli and give her a chainsaw.

[Mob Boss]

HEY! You don't steal from me! Facepalm him for giving his competition a chainsaw. What's wrong with you man?!?!

[OrKing]

Was as good an opportunity as any to fit a game reference in. Even if the game looks freaking terrible.

I'd put a collars and leads on her wolves, than tie them to a ceiling fan before putting that shizz on ultra speed and enjoying the show.

[Mob Boss]

:O Throw him in the middle of a Justin Bieber concert after forcing him to wear skinny jeans. Have fun having your ears tortured.

[OrKing]

Ouch...

Survive that shanassassination attempt to catch her and leave her at a "Batman vs Captain America: Whose more realistic!?? Debate with the most serious and analytically nerdiest nerds known to man. :P

[cgk101]

Get a sumo to attack

[Mob Boss]

Give him a "Welcome to VT" cupcake

Scratch that, he's not new. :P Say "Ello"

[OrKing]

Politely ask "Where the bejusus my noob cupcake is!?"

[Mob Boss]

Give him the world's largets cupcake
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2009/10/100609-cupcake.jpg

Eat your little heart out.

[OrKing]

Frakking A! *Hugs* I... I... just don't know what to say. It's so, beautiful.

[Mob Boss]

:D Throw him in his very own noob cake. Noob flavored cupcake.

[OrKing]

Wisely ask what the hell noob taste like before taking a bite... Well; at least it's not goob flavor.

[Jimmy Page]

Ask him "wtf is wrong with goob flavour?"

[OrKing]

Tell him that I was under the impression that Goob does, in fact, not have an established flavor, and thus may taste like sheesh dog qwon nelos.

[Mob Boss]

Take his throne/crown and become king. :D

[randomnessqueen]

i would become your friend

[Jimmy Page]

I would inform her that I'm the only queen around here,right B?:kitty:

[Mob Boss]

Right. And I'm the King and his babies' surrogate mother. It all makes perfect sense. Give him a tree to plant and nurture with his love and madness. :D

[NightFighter]

I'd somehow force you into getting myself to Neverland. It's just something i need to do!

[Mob Boss]

I'd welcome her to Neverland with open arms. Anyone's invited.

[NightFighter]

I'd be cautious over such a welcoming. I mean, its a crazy world... theres gotta be a catch. So, i'd hire a fairy detective to spy on her and pending on her/his results i'd decide on hwat to do after that.

Gotta be careful!

[Mob Boss]

Give her a persimmon

[Jimmy Page]

Dance with her :D

[Mob Boss]

Awwww I love slow dancing.

Give him a baby elephant.

[Abyssal Echo]

give a pat on the back for finally getting rid of that white elephant

[Jimmy Page]

...
I'd rather not say

[Abyssal Echo]

give him permission to say it :P

[Jimmy Page]

Ok then
I would give him the best night of his life

[Abyssal Echo]

I'd return the favor :P right after he brings me another pint

[Jimmy Page]

I'd bring him a pint :P

[Abyssal Echo]

send him back in time with a pint to a Queen concert

[Jimmy Page]

I'd rather have a bottle of vodka as I don't drink pints but ok :D

Introduce him to Ozzy :kitty:

[Abyssal Echo]

now thats one Awsome friend :D lock him inside a vodka distillery for a weekend

[Jimmy Page]

Yaaay :D

Make him the father of my child xD

[Abyssal Echo]

make him pay the child support

[Jimmy Page]

I'd pay the child support

[Desuetude]

I would steal the child support

[Jimmy Page]

I would send someone to make her pregnant

[Fractured Silhouette]

Have a very posh dinner with him. Here, here.

[Jimmy Page]

Send him to impregnate Nikki

[OrKing]

I'd cry hysterically and ask him why he didn't choose me.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd choose him too,just to make sure

[Mob Boss]

Hahha XD Best. Thread. Ever!


Buy him a shirt like this:http://data.whicdn.com/images/33275000/illustration_funnny_glasses_words_nerdy_ha_ha-6cd0460474de71daf059c27abf363933_h_thumb.jpg
Then send him to Comic Con to find a nerdy fellow. (I was looking up nerdy things on Weheartit. Haha)

[Jimmy Page]

I'm not a nerd my dear,perhaps a faggot,maybe a gentleman or a man of etiquette,and maybe even a metalhead,but I am quite certain that I am no nerd :P

Talk nerdy to her :P

[Mob Boss]

No. :D I know you're not a nerd. I meant for you to find a cute nerd.

Jam out to music with him

[Abyssal Echo]

send Ian to keep her company till she finds her own nerd

[Mob Boss]

Make him kidnap John Krasinski with me:D
http://www.freshsqueezedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/aceshowbiz.jpg
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID2530/images/John_Krasinski_4.jpg


:D What a fine specimen of a man

[Jimmy Page]

Find her a cute psycho serial killer :D

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a big Hugg

[Mob Boss]

Stand back and say "awwwwwwwwwwwww", as they hug. :)

[Jimmy Page]

include her in the hug :D

[NightFighter]

Poke him in the back while he's hugging with a piece of bacon.
Its a win win situation.
You get bacon juice on you while i get bacon.
Yummm

[Jimmy Page]

Ew,I don't like bacon dear,and I HATE getting fat on my band t-shirts....
Soak her in bacon fat

[Christheman]

i'd go swim in that lake!

[NightFighter]

I'd play tag with you.
Just because i don't know what else i'd do...

[Jimmy Page]

i'd go swim in that lake!
It's the ocean :P

I'd fight her...during the day :D

[NightFighter]

But thats my weakened time!
No!
I'd kill the Queen before you.

[Jimmy Page]

What?!nooooooo!!!
I liked her :(

I'd kill her using a chocolate bar

[NightFighter]

You dont know whether i meant 'i'd kill the Queen before i'd kill you' or 'i'd kill the Queen before you could kill her.'

I'd only die due to obesity by chocolate bars.

Therefore, i'd eat your chocolate. And i'll like it too!

[Jimmy Page]

Nooo,I have a very special way of killing using chocolate

Watch as you die from my chocolate death trick :D

[NightFighter]

I'd watch you as you watch me die with chocolate.

I have a feeling it would be enjoyable for us both.

Haha

[Jimmy Page]

I'd watch you watch me wa...damn I lost it
You know what I mean :P

[NightFighter]

I'd have to teach you how to watch me watch you watch me, while watching you.

There... i think :P

Anyway... i think i won there... i think.

[Abyssal Echo]

lock her in a closet so she can't watch anyone

[NightFighter]

Obviously. i'd ride your dragon.

[Abyssal Echo]

have my Dragon bite you for trying

[Mob Boss]

Give his dragon soy sauce because I'm not good with ketchup, I've tried it before.

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a ride to neverland

[Jimmy Page]

Hug him and take him out for a walk in the woods :D

[Abyssal Echo]

hug him back

[john2]

say hi and walk away

[Jimmy Page]

Hmmmm,throw him a party

[Empty Spaces]

wave

[Jimmy Page]

Steal her beautiful hair

[john2]

give him $10

[Empty Spaces]

say hi

[john2]

say bye

[OrKing]

Teach him how to socialize... My style; so basically just be weird and a little socially inept. :P

[john2]

say wazz up dude

[gig-guy]

stare at

[Jimmy Page]

Staring contest O.O

[Abyssal Echo]

chew him out for not saying bye

[Mob Boss]

Feed him to a horse.

[Abyssal Echo]

omg if thats what u get for being nice to a girl let the horse stomp her

[Foamy]

Invade ur cave

[Abyssal Echo]

capture him

[Cognizant]

Give him a BART ticket! :D

[Abyssal Echo]

give him an amtrac ticket so we can hang out together :D

[WaffleSingSong]

I would steal his dragon >:D

...Shit...

[Abyssal Echo]

capture him :)

[spiderdude]

Ask him about eregon

[Scotland]

Ask for or steal one of his dragons :D

-Scotland

[Mob Boss]

:D Make him say silly Scottish things.

[Abyssal Echo]

Aye laddy ! better to ask then try to steal from me. give him a dragon egg

ninja'd by a female wolf

[Mob Boss]

Ask him if i can ride his dragon.

[Jimmy Page]

Buy her a white wolf and name it Ghost :D

[Mob Boss]

Hug him because he said I'm one of his VT besties!!!!! You most certainly are one of mine.

[Jimmy Page]

Hug her back for considering me one of HER VT besties :D

[Abyssal Echo]

hugg him for hugging her....

[LouBerry]

Sit on a couch and discuss the Eragon books with him ^

[Abyssal Echo]

get her something to drink

[LouBerry]

Are we talking hot chocolate? ^Style his hair.

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a big pot of hot choc make her drink it all before she can leave :D

[LouBerry]

Not drink it all, just so I could stay(:

[Abyssal Echo]

let my dogs lick her face

[LouBerry]

Let my cat eat his hair.

[Abyssal Echo]

feed her the hair ball

[LouBerry]

Make him clean up the mess after I projectile vomit (:

[Incompris]

give her a high five

[LouBerry]

Yeaaaaah(: Dance with you ^

[Abyssal Echo]

make her clean up her mess

[Incompris]

I would make him help clean up her mess

[LouBerry]

Ye-ah. (: I would sing you a really cool song.

[Abyssal Echo]

make him answer my IM

ninja'd by another girl

[LouBerry]

Him? I would decide I was too tired to continue the witty banter and lay down in his floor^

[Abyssal Echo]

make her sleep on the couch

[LouBerry]

Demand the bed.

[Abyssal Echo]

give her das boot out the door

[War-Is-Real]

Kiss :D

[Abyssal Echo]

give him a big kiss :P

[Jimmy Page]

take him to a fancy resturant :D

[Abyssal Echo]

take him to the redlight dist. in Amsterdam for a weekend :D

[Jimmy Page]

lol
make him go on skype >.<

[Abyssal Echo]

make him say bye next time he leaves skype

[Jimmy Page]

tell him that our modem crashed,and when I got back on he was offline

[Abyssal Echo]

forgive him for comming up with a good excuse :P

[Jimmy Page]

hug him :D :D :D

[Abyssal Echo]

nice bear hugg :P

[Dake]

Blood sample from Ra :D

[Jimmy Page]

Make him put on a t-shirt or something

[Mob Boss]

Tell him how adorable his caricature is (I think I spelled that wrong...but meh)

[Abyssal Echo]

make her and killer queen go to a play in Paris

[LouBerry]

Break into his house like yesterday.

[Mob Boss]

Nom a strawberry after reading her username....Well, I guess that's not really doing anything to you, but I just had a blonde moment.

[LouBerry]

Bring her a box full of wolf babies.

[Abyssal Echo]

nothing just sit back and see if she survives the break in :P

[LouBerry]

Laugh at him when I do.

[Mob Boss]

Say "yo, yo, yo what up home boy" all ganngster to him. :)

[LouBerry]

I'm a girl:(
Rap to her.

[Abyssal Echo]

give her a place to house all those wolf pups Lou gave her
DAMM Ninja'ed by a girl again err

[Mob Boss]

Oh hhaha sorry, you ninja'd me. Rap with her.

Haha XD We're all frakked up. Rap with Lou and give Matt a cake that says "eat me"

[LouBerry]

Bake her a pizza.

[Abyssal Echo]

I hate RAP duct tape her mouth shut

[Lovely637]

sing for him :)

[Abyssal Echo]

take her out to dinner

[LouBerry]

Show him this:
Dragon Rider Matt, I bet he wears a cool hat.
I'd sing about dat, but I bet he loves Pat.
I hope he has a cat, he's so phat.

[Lovely637]

give a berry :)

[LouBerry]

Do her hair.

[Lovely637]

Sweet.. Sing for you while fixing my hair. :)

[LouBerry]

Catch all of her little jumping smileys and make them stay still.