What would you do to the poster above you?

[Mob Boss]

One word: Bieber
Hug him and tell him everyone has their faults. haha XD

[Darknova8]

Lol why u gotta hate beiber i think hes cute but hate him overall.

[Fractured Silhouette]

You just answered your own question. I'd ride in a hippy bus with him.

[Darknova8]

I asked her why she hated him, but I also gave my opision. ;)

I'd crash that hippie bus.

[Error 404]

I'd send him to Luke, he's a torture expert, I'm still learning.

[Mob Boss]

I'd take him from Luke. I taught Luke how to torture....the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[Darknova8]

Lol how did this trun into a disscusion of who to torture me?

[Mob Boss]

:D Because we're twisted people. Give him my kitty. You'd LOVE him!

[Error 404]

Well, fine, we can torture him all.

I'd paint her kitty in black, first.

[Darknova8]

I love cats and yes i know your twisted guys but i dnt wanna get tortured D: lol

no noone toture me beside her kitty.

[Error 404]

I'd stick a knife in his throat...take it out, and as he slowly dies, lick his blood off the knife.

[Darknova8]

thx id return the favor :P

[Error 404]

Bitch please.You'd be dead before you even had a chance.And even if i die, I'd be back straight from hell, to bring YOU hell.

[Mob Boss]

Give him a lolli. YUM

[Intoxicated]

I give her candy...



Now get in my van... lol jk...

[Darknova8]

Id give you a lolli ;) lol totally jk

edit: meant for wolf

[Error 404]

I'd shake him, and say "evil spirit, leaveeeee this innocent child!".

[Darknova8]

:P haha funny...

edit: What do you mean innocent;P lol

[Mob Boss]

Throw water at him and yell "The power of Christ compels you" hahah exorcism on Ace



YOU little FRAKKER!

[Darknova8]

-_- u people confuse me lol

Shunn them then burn the house down

[Error 404]

Make him fight dead people.

Throw water at him and yell "The power of Christ compels you" hahah exorcism on Ace



YOU little FRAKKER!

Haha, yeah...Reminds me of Scary Movie, when that priest was on the toilet...

[Darknova8]

holy crap that was hilarious

[Error 404]

Make him count to million, very slowly.

[Mob Boss]

I wonder how we confuse him. :what:

Have a water balloon fight with him!

[Darknova8]

1 skip a few 1,000,000.

Give him a white rose... :P

[Voldemort]

Oh its him again!!!
Ummm...... give you a nice camera so you could actually put your face as your avatar.

[Darknova8]

lOl i feel no need to put my face but ya i need a new camera lol

Steal his camera

[Jimmy Page]

Kill him just for fun :P

[Darknova8]

D: meanie

With my dying breath, I smite thee... :P

[Mob Boss]

Give him a high five

[Darknova8]

Lol high five :D

[Mob Boss]

Make him give me a piggy back ride. :rolleyes: I always make my sisters. XD

[Darknova8]

Haha give her a piggy back to bed....
god that sounds bloody creepy

[Jimmy Page]

I'd protect Bridgette from him,Perv!!:P

[Darknova8]

I'd protect Bridgette from him,Perv!!:P


She asked for it dude :P.

[Jimmy Page]

No,its not her fault she's raving mad :P

Id kill him again for perving on Bridge :P

[Darknova8]

Lol calm down it was a jk Im 13 dude shes 18 were friends lol no big deal -_-

[Jimmy Page]

I know dear :P

I would teach him the complicated thing called my humour :P

[Darknova8]

ohh you sounded so serious lol I thought you were mad i was like wtf :P

[Jimmy Page]

I'm insane dear,I ALWAYS joke :P

Pillow fight!!!!

[Darknova8]

Fills pillow with butter

Its on bitch!

[Jimmy Page]

Oh did I say pillow?I meant nuclear weapons :P

[Darknova8]

Lol hehe total world destruction or pillow i go with the first :P

[Mob Boss]

call him a "goob"....wait, I've done that already. :P

[Jimmy Page]

I'd take her on a cruise gong to all our favorite places :D

[Mob Boss]

yay! Have a party on a cruise with him. :D YEEEh

[Matt_is_Awesome]

Throw A Surprise Party!!! Cuz I Like Parties (:

[Mob Boss]

Bite him. muhaha

[Error 404]

Give her a straitjacket.

[Mob Boss]

Ask him to cut it off me. Please?

[Error 404]

I'd cut off the imaginary straitjacket.Cause i said I'd give you one, not make you wear it :P

[Mob Boss]

:D god i'm a ditz. Make him sing!

[Error 404]

I'd plug her ears, before singing.Only thing that can help you XD.

I remember when my cousin said, i have voice like one guy from A Teens, or something...i was like whaaaatttt? O_O Eh, so much crazy people this days.

[Mob Boss]

Throw him in the deep end of a pool so he has to swim. :P That's how my uncle tried to teach me. EPIC FAIL

Is that a compliment? Is that guy a good singer?


*Oh my holy beejezus, I'm so sorry I have so many typos tonight. -_-

[Error 404]

Who cares about typos?lol, i sure don't at 4-5 am :P

Yeah, it was a while ago, can't remember actually which song it was.

Wow, that's..a smart way to learn to swim. >.<

I'd pull her with me...and i won't swim...I'll just let go :P

[Mob Boss]

It's only 10 pm here. :eek: You should be in bed, young man. :P

That's awesome! Then I'd definitely make you sing.

Yeah....It didn't teach me anything but to gargle water and flail my arms. My uncle is a jerk anyways. -_-

I'd save us both from drowning....somehow. We should just try to doggy paddle, it works for me.

[Error 404]

Nah, I'm just getting into a movie, 1h+ to go.

>.>

Obviously.

I'd find you some tree, board, or something, say "Never let go", and let myself sink to the bottom.It would be funny, and well, fun.

~W..

Ups.

[Mob Boss]

I would sink too. I can't let someone drown...the guilt would kill me.

You don't win!! Not here and not HERE!!! (www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=97797&page=498)

[Error 404]

Lol.Well, you're better person than me then :)

I guess...I'd have to try and kill you then, well, sort of, until you change your mind.

I won...already.Finetti.Yummy

[Mob Boss]

PINCH the frak out of him. :D

[Error 404]

Tickle her until she pees her pants...eh, even tho you said you aren't ticklish, I'll find your weak spot...:P

[Mob Boss]

:eek: NEVER! Actually under my knees caps are pretty ticklish. Weird :rolleyes:

Ship him to an island with his dog and music to live. Have fun.

[Error 404]

See, you do have a weak spot :P

Thanks.It should be fun.

Take her to the moon, with everything/one, she wants to bring, and let her live there.

[Mob Boss]

WOOT!!! Thank you!

Do something dangerous and then run from the cops with him! :D hah

[Error 404]

Rob a bank?Haha.

I saw some video, where guys robbed a bank, got in the car, cops came, went in the bank, and robbers passed the cop's cars, and got away...

I'd ask her to give me something...

[Mob Boss]

yes! Let's do it! Then buy an island for all the spammers. :rolleyes:

...If you want me to give you the Last Post Wins trophy you better be joking...

Tie him to a rocket and shoot it to the moon!

[Error 404]

For a moment i thought you said "swimmers".

Nah..doesn't matter.

Tie her with an alien, and...well, just that.

[Mob Boss]

Yay an alien. I hope it's a sweet alien.

Beat him at last post wins.....wait.....

[Error 404]

You'll have to find out that for yourself.

Eh, feel free to.

I'd make a monster inside of her, a bit bigger.

[Mob Boss]

Fight with him....at something.....with some kind of weapons. :P

[Error 404]

I'd say we should fight with guns, count to 10, turn around, and shoot.

[Mob Boss]

Ohhh good call.

I say we fight with poisonous darts, a little pipe thing to blow them out of, and we're in a lion's den. :D

[Error 404]

That's a good idea too.Tho bigger chances you'd die xD

I'd suggest, swords, too...

[Mob Boss]

We're just going to kill one another. haha

Give him a "Get Well" card after I viciously attack him.

[Error 404]

Nah...I'd just pretend that I'm attacking you...make it look...realistic?...and let you kill me...mhm...

I'd tell her to write a novel.

[Mob Boss]

I wouldn't kill...just give a good beating :P



give him a stuffed animal to snuggle.

[Error 404]

Guess i have to take care of that then, eh?

I'd give her a live animal, to slobber on her.

[Cicero]

Guess i have to take care of that then, eh?

I'd give her a live animal, to slobber on her.

I'd constantly kick your chair while your sitting, then blame it on the ghost of Svante Arrenhius.

[Mob Boss]

Make him a character in one of the Twilight movies. yuck.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd send her to Westeros to kill Joffrey :P

[Mob Boss]

Sing karaoke with him

[Jimmy Page]

Send her off to bed,its late young lady :P

[Error 404]

I'd take him to meet Арнолд Шварценегер.

[Mob Boss]

Send her off to bed,its late young lady :P

Thank you father. :rolleyes:

Poke him

[Error 404]

That reminds me...

I'd tell her a joke.

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.

The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.

Boy - "It's dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "It's dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"

:D

[Mob Boss]

haha XD wow..."romps" HAH!

Watch South Park with him.

[Error 404]

I'd give her money, to hire any actor she wants, and film a TV show so i can watch it.Of course, you would have to write a story, direct, and act in it too :P

[Jimmy Page]

Take him to Paris

[Mob Boss]

Take him to.......Neverland. :D We'd never age.

[Jimmy Page]

Yaaaaay :D
I'd give her a billion million smillion dollars :D

[Mob Boss]

Smillion? Wow :P

Dress him up as Santa!

[Jimmy Page]

I'd give her a role in the I'm Going Slightly Mad music video :D

[Mob Boss]

Throw him in mud

[Jimmy Page]

Stab her with my sharpened ankh silver necklace

[Error 404]

I'd make him sparkle...every time he comes out, during the day, when sun is up.

[Mob Boss]

Hold him down while I win Last Post

[Error 404]

:rolleyes: I'd let her win in Last Post Wins thread.



















....And then make a new one, so i can go back to winning.

[Mob Boss]

Don't let me win.

Give him a cute little bicycle.

[Error 404]

I'd set her up on a date with some ghost.I gotta find one first.

[Mob Boss]

Give him a key to the universe. Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn

[Error 404]

I'd give her...

I switched page, and 20 seconds after, I've forgotten what i wanted to give you...>.>

I'd give you a bottle of Coca-Cola.

[Mob Boss]

Give him longer arms so he can give himself a big hug. :D hahaa

[Error 404]

I'd give her a little devil, to be on her shoulder.

[Mob Boss]

Now I have two devils on my shoulder. :P

Give him the equipment to make an awesome, low-budget horror film.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd give her the answers to the universe,life and all that :P

[Mob Boss]

yay! I'm seriously curious about that kind of stuff.

Bake him some cookies to nom on

[Jimmy Page]

Psst,the answer is 42 :P

Take her to a Beatles concert :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

Play football with him....









...as the ball. :P

[Jimmy Page]

Use him as a golf ball :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

Start a riot with him.

[Mob Boss]

Use him as a bean bag chair. :D I will sit on YOU!

Edit: ninja'd.

[Fractured Silhouette]

As long as you don't fart. :P

Have a water-fight with her I guess.

[Jimmy Page]

Make Bridgette fart :P

[Mob Boss]

You guys are grodyyyyyyyyyyy

Make him brush my hair. :D

[Jimmy Page]

I'd brush her hair then braid it in a pretty way :D

[PoseidonX43]

I'd tie you up and make watch a queen cd being burned :P

[Jimmy Page]

I'd tie you down while I slowly tore out your intestines and poked your eyes out
Equal punishment :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

Note to self: Don't mess with Queen. Atleast not infront of Ian.

Give him a vase.

[Jimmy Page]

A wise note to make dear,oh and don't ever mess with Queen,I will find out,track you down and make you regret ever doing it :P

I'd give him one of my 8 guitars(and thats a big honour dear)

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd thank him, but I wouldn't know what to do with it, I'd probably give it back, I don't know how to play the guitar. But thanks anyway.

I'd draw him a picture.

[Mob Boss]

Make him rap.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Make her do the beat. You can beat-box.

[Mob Boss]

Make him lose....

[Fractured Silhouette]

Make her take so many hallucinogenic drugs that she loses touch with reality and starts to believe she's a goose named Gregor.

[Error 404]

I'd ship him off to Brazil.

[Mob Boss]

Ship him off to Brazil too.

[Error 404]

I'd walk all the way back, then throw her to piranhas.Once again.

I'm not a Brazil fan.

[Mob Boss]

Not again.

Give him scissors and make him run with them. :D

[Error 404]

I'd chase her with scissors, with "crazy look" in my eyes, while doing so.

[Mob Boss]

haha XD I'd run for the hills

[Error 404]

I'd just say...hills have eyes... you're doomed.

[Mob Boss]

Frak..
Take the scissors out of his hands and stab the hills' eyes. :)

[Error 404]

I'd give her a castle.

[Mob Boss]

I'd ask him to guard my castle.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd invade her castle,and put her head on a pole :P

[Error 404]

I'd make my dog puke on his shoes.

[Mob Boss]

Nothing atm

I'm running out of things to do to him. :rolleyes:

[Error 404]

I'd suggest to her few things, she could do to me.Like, kill me, maybe?

Or torture me first, so we're both satisfied? XD

[Fractured Silhouette]

Frame him for a bank robbery I committed.

[Error 404]

Make him turn himself to police.

[Mob Boss]

Make him immortal. Screw killing you, but torturing would be fun. :P

[Error 404]

Immortal...If there was actually a way to do that, and you did that to me, I'd kill you.Probably the only thing that would make me do so XD

There is some bacteria they found & experimented on recently, and it can live like 800 years or something.So they think they can do the same to people...

I'd tie her up, and let her sleep.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Send him to space.

What's wrong with being immortal. There would be no consequences, you could do whatever you want, no strings attached.

[Mob Boss]

Luke would you really want to live forever? I don't, that's for sure. I want to become a ghost and screw with people.

Tie me up and let me sleep? Wow. You're so BA, it should almost be a crime.


Literally kick his butt

[Error 404]

I'd send you to Moldavia.

I've been less than 20 years here, and i well, don't like it, so to say.Being immortal would be hell IMO.

no consequences

True...go on killing spree.....ftw.And end up in jail, for life. Haha :D



Tie me up and let me sleep? Wow. You're so BA, it should almost be a crime.


Figured you need some sleep.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Decapitate him.

Luke would you really want to live forever? I don't, that's for sure. I want to become a ghost and screw with people.


I guess not. If I could kill myself at any point. I'd just live for a few thousand years maybe. :P

[Mob Boss]

I agree. I'd live like 777 years and then lights out. :D


Cut him from his bellybutton to his chin.

[Error 404]

777 years...that's a long time.

I'd give her a time machine.

[Mob Boss]

You'd probably want to live for 666. :rolleyes:

Grant him 6 wishes

[Error 404]

It's a nice idea, but no.Seriously, that's just too much.Even like 70-80...Well, personally, I'd chose to live till today, but anyway, other than that, 60 tops.

Kinda reminds me of movie "In Time"...

I'd give her a golden fish.

[Mob Boss]

Give him a beer so he'll chillax

[Error 404]

I'd give her 10000 posts.

[Mob Boss]

Give him a licking kitten for his sig. ^Well, it looks like my work here is done. :P

[Jimmy Page]

I'd give her the most adorable border collie puppy ever :D

[Mob Boss]

I'd give him my devil-spawn cat named Hercules. :)

[Jimmy Page]

I'd borrow her spell book so I can turn it into a devil-spawn dog instead (no big fan of cats)

[Mob Boss]

hahaa My spellbook? Sure. :P

Make him a fruit pop.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/19092465/29273466297452463_J2qjgkuh_c_large.jpg

[Jimmy Page]

Yum,but I don't like kiwi,or pineapple,so don't put that in it dear :P

I would sing her a song :D

[HackerExecute]

I would slit his throat.

Haha just kidding, mods. I'd give him a handshake.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd kill him using a straw :P

[Darknova8]

Wow this thread went downhill fast...

[Jimmy Page]

Tickle him to death :D

[Darknova8]

LOL i luv being tickled.... catch him in a pokeball :D

[HackerExecute]

Gouge his eyes out. :yeah:

[CaliKid24]

Say hi cuz ive never seen him before :P

[HackerExecute]

Say what's up because he said hi.

[Jimmy Page]

Cut his male parts off

[HackerExecute]

Grab a blade, skin him, drain him of blood, butcher his corpse, crush the bones, burn the organs then poke him with a stick.

[Jimmy Page]

Ha!if you can find me before I kill you you can do that to me :P

I'd hide in the shadows before jumping forward and put my blade against his throat,whisper my little "omen" in his ear,then slash his throat,cremate the corpse,and throw it at the wind ontop of a mountain

[HackerExecute]

Haha, you ain't about it. I wouldn't be dumb enough to deliberately walk like nothing out in the open to murder someone lol.

Ah ah, but on with the topic.

I would give him a high five.

[Darknova8]

Cut his male parts off

This made me lol and help killer kill u.

[HackerExecute]

This made me lol and help killer kill u.

He'll need the extra help :wink:

[Jimmy Page]

Killing is on topic dear :P

I'd high five him back :kitty:

[Darknova8]

Why are you guys doing this btw lol

[HackerExecute]

Why are you guys doing this btw lol

Because it is fun.

I'd throw at him a haymaker.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd hand him a lollipop ^^

[Darknova8]

Lol your a douche-pickle.

Stick pins and needles under his nails then use them to rip his nails off. :P

[Darknova8]

I'd hand him a lollipop ^^


What i dnt get a lolly?:confused:

[HackerExecute]

Lol your a douche-pickle.

Stick pins and needles under his nails then use them to rip his nails off. :P

Looks like you have another one against you, Queen.

[Darknova8]

Im not againt killer silly.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd give him three lollipops for being on my side :D

[Darknova8]

Woot!
Lol u got my support.

[Jimmy Page]

Yay,I'd let him help me kill people

[Darknova8]

Hehe yup thx for the lollies tho :)

[Jimmy Page]

No problem darling ^^

I'd have him star in my movie :D

[Darknova8]

Lol sound awesome Id be the best actor there :P

[Jimmy Page]

2nd after Ian McKellen :P

I'd give him so much money he could swim in it :D

[Darknova8]

Did u know hes knighted?

[Jimmy Page]

Yes I did dear,I'm a HUGE fan :D

I'd follow him on twitter

[Darknova8]

Lol thats cool ya hes a greata actor.

[Fractured Silhouette]

I'd make him play this game by the rules.

[Mob Boss]

Ask him to teach me how to play chess

[Fractured Silhouette]

Well I would, but it's hard with you being a few thousand miles away.

Here's a link: http://www.chess.com/learn-how-to-play-chess.html

I'd get her to let me take a look at this warped imagination of hers.

[Mob Boss]

Hey! Thanks, Fluke.

Yeah, you can take a look at it. It's not too bad. :rolleyes:

Give him tickets to a concert of his dreams.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd do her hair(as in make it look even nicer,Pervs) :D

[Mob Boss]

hhaha XD Who is the perv? Thank you for fixing my hair. :P

Give him a beast mohawk.

[Jimmy Page]

I'd prefer long and wavy hair thank you very much :P

I'd make her famous :D

[Mob Boss]

You have long hair? 0.o It doesn't look like it.

I'd make him President of the US

[Jimmy Page]

That pic is old dear,my hair almost reach my shoulders :P

I'd make her Queen of Norway

[Error 404]

I'd make him be a first human with 2 brains.