Comparing penis to other things

[acerjg17]

Have any of you ever compared the size of your penis to another item. For example, I have compared mine to a Charter remote to see how it matches up. If so what was it and how did it match up?

[ashdaniel]

When I was younger I did before. I con pare mine with my face wash bottle and it was almost the same.

[Hunhura]

I compared it to a hairbrush [emoji23]

[Straya]

drink bottle

[patsfan925]

Toilet paper roll

[LoveDat]

lol just why??

[Uranus]

Nah I don't want to compare my dick to something. That's just weird

[Semi_IronMan]

I've never done that

[Vermilion]

Toilet paper roll

Same :P

[ShibaWuffButt]

A cocktail sausage, it makes me cry everytime ;_;

[Just JT]

A cucumber
I lost that deal....

[rudykidd]

I've done it with a monster can lol same length too d:

[everlong]

I've never done that

[pconnor2001]

Compared with other dudes? Yes- but never an item. But a ruler might be a good idea.

[Jaffe]

LMAO. Omg, sorry guys. But This made me laugh. Nothing wrong with making the comparison, I guess. I just never thought to do it. Is there a purpose???

[Trumpetplayer]

Shampoo bottle, I'm not saying it was as big as the bottle though.

[jam98]

I've compared it to a toilet roll tube before (for girth), but that was because I was just comparing with someone else

[Jaseblader]

Have any of you ever compared the size of your penis to another item. For example, I have compared mine to a Charter remote to see how it matches up. If so what was it and how did it match up?

To a dollar bill it was the same size a year ago

[Seahawks15]

I compared it to an Axe stick deodorant container last night and it was the same size of that in length.

[Cronor]

Uhmm... Ruler, I guess?

[fast8]

No I never done that before

[jerrydevo2]

I have to a toilet paper roll and body wash bottle

[Mark2000]

IA the remote white and black? I am that way soft. Oops I mean hard

[basketball33]

Don't think be ever done that

[Bluebyrd]

Finger

[Olly2001]

A sky TV remote, a !little bit smaller

[pacho3383]

I were compared with rexona deodorant battle it was the same size 17 cm

[paletanner]

A sky TV remote, a !little bit smaller

dang Olly! :eek::D:P

[Canadian Dream]

dang Olly! :eek::D:P

Lol some are even bigger XD.

I've compared mine to small shampoo bottles and other toilet stuff.

[Arsnic]

Uhmm... Ruler, I guess?

:D
Too good.
It seems like the sensible thing to do, yet we have people telling of comparing to cucumbers and cocktail sausages.
Just... why???!

[Cronor]

:D
Too good.
It seems like the sensible thing to do, yet we have people telling of comparing to cucumbers and cocktail sausages.
Just... why???!
Exactly.. I mean, it doesn't even mean anything, since not all cucumbers are the same size..
That's why we use centimeters and inches, and dont't hide cucumbers from our mothers under our beds...

Besides, someone ate that cucumber after it was frotting with you...

[Olly2001]

dang Olly! :eek::D:P

I just realised that my last post made me sound bigger. I meant that I'm a bit smaller, not the remote being smaller

[Meh Guy]

I've compared my penis to a can of deodorant, but that was years ago. I just used a ruler or measuring tape ever since

[Arsnic]

Exactly.. I mean, it doesn't even mean anything, since not all cucumbers are the same size..
That's why we use centimeters and inches, and dont't hide cucumbers from our mothers under our beds...

Besides, someone ate that cucumber after it was frotting with you...

Next time on Cooking with LeAnne: "101 uses for cucumbers"
:D

[Jaffe]

OMG every time I visit this thread, I lmao. Sorry, guys, but this is hilarious. But thanks for making the thread, OP, because sometimes it's good to laugh.

[paletanner]

Exactly.. I mean, it doesn't even mean anything, since not all cucumbers are the same size..
That's why we use centimeters and inches, and dont't hide cucumbers from our mothers under our beds...

Besides, someone ate that cucumber after it was frotting with you...

omfg!!! can't. stop. laughing!!!!!! :happydance:

[jacshamy]

OMG what is going on in here? :lol3:

[Arsnic]

OMG what is going on in here? :lol3:
Apparently stuff.
Odd stuff.
:D

[Harrier]

WTH lol. Comparing with a shampoo bottle? What's the point??? I mean all bottles are differnet sizes and shapes. A guy with a small dick could brag that he is twice the size of a shampoo bottle while a porn star cocked dude could be smaller than his shampoo bottle (assuming the small dick guy compares to a trial sized bottle and the porn star compares to a Costco bottle).

The only thing that guys from my school use, and I hear guys on the interwebs do this too, is compare to toilet paper rolls and paper towel rolls. If you are shorter and easily fit into a toilet paper roll you are not too big yet and if you are wider than a paper towel roll(and somehow longer too) you are VERY well endowed!

[Conor_x]

I can't lie, I've got my phone, it's a 6 plus and I've compared it to the size of the phone sometimes, I don't compare it to anything else, it's more nice to see how long it is aha x

[Innuendo]

I mean I have compared it to my phone before and a remote and a ruler but that's all

[qwerty234]

Yeah I've used a ruler then you can actually see how long it is haha

[Zerg]

Toilet paper roll, and I failed, even at 17 lol

[niklas]

I think the only thing I've ever used is a ruler. I guess it counts if you compare your dick size to that of a friend or someone else, so there is that.

[fandom_king]

I compared mine with a Febreeze can and it was almost the same size

[Garibay]

I compared with my cellphone and remote control and with a can of Coca Cola, matches with the remote control

[The captain]

nope..never did lol

[PaleBoy]

I think i did sometime. Meh.

[Andre 99]

I've "compared" to a ruler before, and my friends and cousin.
And I guess the girth to a bottle opening and a toilet roll

[JavierDolan]

I've compared it someone else, a bottle and a deodorant can.

[Nate7]

I just have to a toilet paper roll.

[Falcons_11]

Usually I've used a ruler to compare mine. But also compared it to a small sized toothpaste tube and once with 2 friends we used a carrot to compare our dicks. I was 10 at that time.

[IloveAsa]

Ruler and a Soda Can

[Emerald Dream]

I just have to a toilet paper roll.

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