Clean up

[jordan_matt]

How you guys usually clean up after jerking. I used underwear or socks but me and my dad swap doing laundry and sometimes when it's my turn I can tell he uses his underwear and don't want him to see any cum stains of mine when it's his turn so I started to use tissues but that makes a mess too so I figured I would just shoot in sink. Any other ideas.

[patsfan925]

How does using tissues make a mess? Just throw em away. But if you feel uncomfortable using tissues, just fold up some toilet paper and cum on that and flush it.

I usually shoot into tissues, toilet paper, cum in my hand and wash it off, or cum in a small throwaway cup

[Collins1]

Always in tissue! I don't make any mess...

[SacredB]

Save the underwear or socks until it's your turn to do the laundry and then you don't have to worry about him seeing it. Good Luck!

[Hessy_323]

When I cum I usually cum In a sock or on some dirty clothes. Sometimes I just cum on my stomach and clean it up with tissues or sock. Or If I'm taking a shower I'll just cum in there or in the toilet.

[Semi_IronMan]

I use tissues and they dont make any mess at all

[Straya]

How you guys usually clean up after jerking. I used underwear or socks but me and my dad swap doing laundry and sometimes when it's my turn I can tell he uses his underwear and don't want him to see any cum stains of mine when it's his turn so I started to use tissues but that makes a mess too so I figured I would just shoot in sink. Any other ideas.

use the toilet mate then all you need to do is flush

[euan35]

on the toilet and just flush it after

[Jakie23]

I've never thought about cum stains...

[Jaffe]

Tissues, underwear, t-shirt, or nothing.... I long ago gave up trying to hide anything from my mom. Just like her, I am sure your dad knows that boys masturbate, and won't be bothered at all by your cum in your clothes. If he even notices. Maybe he just dumps the clothes in the washing machine and doesnt even look.

[Tyler97]

I use an old sock and then rinse it in the tub, squeeze all the water out and throw it in the laundry hamper. If that's too much work do it in the shower.

[jordan_matt]

just gotta be careful about shooting in sink or toilet make sure dont leave any cum behind one time i found some of his cum on the toilet seat i made a joke and told him to be more careful LOL

[Snydergate]

I usually use boxers from my hamper then toss them back in. I do my own laundry so I don't have to worry about someone finding them

[The captain]

mostly tissues and if I use clothes or socks I do laundry

[badblood]

Most the time i use tissues

[Zachary G]

i have a bunch of small towels that I use to clean up after then I just throw it in the laundry. My mom does the laundry and she knows I jo, so its no big deal. Im sure your dad knows you do it too, so I dont see what the problem is

[Canadian Dream]

I use dirty clothes thing though is I do my own laundry :P. I use tissues sometimes, but if it makes too much of a mess then the bathroom is probably your best bet.

[Pitsirikos]

I usually use tissues and it's always ok.

[SethfromMI]

I will usually use tissue

[Dalton504]

I use a tissue, but if you don't like that, then just use the toilet and all you'll have to do is flush.

[TheLotus]

I clean up using tissues or wipes. It's easy for me and easy to dispose of

[NoName2001]

i use dirty undies, or in the shower or the bathroom sink

[YouTube]

I tried tissues before only to have the tissue deflect some of the "waste" and back fire and land on the carpet. Now I just use any empty plastic water bottle and throw it away. Bit of a hassle because you have to be ready to am in the bottle. I take out the trash so as long as no one sees the bottle in my bin, I'm fine

[Ian23]

I just cum into the toilet. Super easy clean up.

[Jtyler]

Wait why the sink?? Why not like the toilet. And tissues work well!

[Ricky.h]

How you guys usually clean up after jerking. I used underwear or socks but me and my dad swap doing laundry and sometimes when it's my turn I can tell he uses his underwear and don't want him to see any cum stains of mine when it's his turn so I started to use tissues but that makes a mess too so I figured I would just shoot in sink. Any other ideas.

I just leave my nut to dry, so I don't care about the clean up.

But if you do clean up, why are you worried about him seeing your nut in your underwear or socks, you've seen his. From your previous post you already hear him. I think you should just be more free and relaxed. Shooting in the sink would also be even more of a hassle.

Please don't think I'm trying to come at you or anything, because I respect your opinion etc etc.

[Greysanatomyislife]

If im in my bedroom I use an old sock but in the restroom I use toilet paper pretty easy to clean

[BDNick]

I usually cum in the shower or in the toilet and there is no mess, but sometimes I cum onto my stomach and clean it off with tissues. Just make sure not to leave any cum anywhere.

[Hermes]

I tried tissues before only to have the tissue deflect some of the "waste" and back fire and land on the carpet. Now I just use any empty plastic water bottle and throw it away. Bit of a hassle because you have to be ready to am in the bottle. I take out the trash so as long as no one sees the bottle in my bin, I'm fine

That's certainly ingenious and, if you are determined not to leave an obvious trace I can see the advantage but I also can see the disadvantage mentioned - needing careful aim. This is common factor to a variety of method and to me it is a great pity to distract yourself from the greatest feeling a guy can get - cumming - by worrying about this.

For me, enjoying the orgasm is the priority. I am usually lying on my back when I cum, let it shoot freely onto my chest/stomach and then wipe up with the underwear I have taken off or a towel which is due to be washed.

Save the underwear or socks until it's your turn to do the laundry and then you don't have to worry about him seeing it. Good Luck!

I think this is the best suggestion if you are determined to avoid dad seeing any evidence but you'd have to make sure some underwear that hasn't got cum on goes into the laundry he does or he will wonder if you ever change them!

For all that, I would stop worrying. From things you have said in this thread and previously it is clear you dad masturbates and is not going to any great lengths to hide the fact he does it. To me that means he knows it is normal and is comfortable about the fact he does it and, in turn, that means he will be comfortable with you doing it. If he should see cum stains his reaction would be either ambivalence or even quiet reassurance that you are a healthy young guy with a normal sex drive.

[danny87786]

haha well I swallow.

[Failed Algebra]

i don't like doing it in the shower or the toilet, just seems antiseptic and a little mechanical (just my personal opinion). So i do it in my boxerbriefs or jeans- yeah i know it's really messy but it feels good. and i do my own laundry. a few times my mom has done the laundry and she never said anything, maybe she didn't notice or maybe she did and just didn't say anything.

[Ryan2013]

I use tissues all the time and i dont think they make a mess

[KingExplosionMurder]

I usually cum on my stomach or in the toilet/shower. I rarely use tissues anymore but sometimes I do

[CuriousConner]

If it doesn't bother you just let it dry.. If it bothers you then clean it up with tissue or bathing towel.

[Georgysmith]

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[fast8]

I usually just use a dirty socks or boxers I'm sure they know

[Anomaly]

It all depends but it's definitely my least favorite part! :/

[Hermes]

i don't like doing it in the shower or the toilet, just seems antiseptic and a little mechanical (just my personal opinion)....

I think I know what you mean. We can grow up thinking those bodily functions normally performed in the bathroom are dirty. Masturbating there can taint that with a similar view and I think it important to break away from feeling cum or cumming are dirty.

It all depends but it's definitely my least favorite part! :/

Of course, but it's so worth it. There's no way I'd avoid cumming to avoid having to clean up.

[Pareta3mou]

I always clean up with tissue.

[PurpleElmo]

haha well I swallow.

I used to do this too, almost from day one, but it's harder now it spurts out quick. Not really sure if it's weird or not but now I use a plastic cup and rinse it out later (when it's not too obvious what I'm doing). Tissues for me would be as obvious as it gets sadly.

[CuriousConner]

Cum doesn't stain my clothes so there's that lol

[Bluebyrd]

I use a tissue

[Soldier212]

I'm pretty sure your father knows you masturbate, so you shouldn't be afraid.
However, if you do feel uncomfortable, you can shoot into a rag, and wash it after every few times you ejaculate.
I usually don't have to worry about it cause I clean up in a way that leaves not trace of evidence.
I usually eat it.

[rdaniel]

I'm pretty sure your father knows you masturbate, so you shouldn't be afraid.
However, if you do feel uncomfortable, you can shoot into a rag, and wash it after every few times you ejaculate.
I usually don't have to worry about it cause I clean up in a way that leaves not trace of evidence.
I usually eat it.

really eat it???????what taste??????

[Soldier212]

really eat it???????what taste??????

Lol that is my choice to taste it. I find it pretty good, and also an easy way to get rid of the mess. After all, it is organic lol

[rdaniel]

organic it is owful .eat semen.

[BeachKid00]

If I'm in the shower, I just let it go down the drain.

If I have tissues on hand, I use them.

If I don't have tissues, I used to use my underwear, then I discovered eating it was a much easier and less suspicious way to do it.

It's not the flavour that's hard to get used to as much as the texture. It's the consistency of really thick snot.

[mattsmith48]

How you guys usually clean up after jerking. I used underwear or socks but me and my dad swap doing laundry and sometimes when it's my turn I can tell he uses his underwear and don't want him to see any cum stains of mine when it's his turn so I started to use tissues but that makes a mess too so I figured I would just shoot in sink. Any other ideas.

eat it

[brightlight]

There's nothing wrong with eating it and it will be faster to get the job done.

[PurpleElmo]

I swallowed it for a year or more without any problems. Never thought anything of it.

[AnonTeen-]

Most of the time I cum on my chest and afterwords take a shower or just use a tissue or towel to clean off.

[RCMItalian]

Most of the time I cum on my chest and afterwords take a shower or just use a tissue or towel to clean off.

Do tissues ever stick?

[AnonTeen-]

Do tissues ever stick?

Not usually

[Txfri1350]

Justvwait to,ill u get to do laundry

[Anomaly]

I think I know what you mean. We can grow up thinking those bodily functions normally performed in the bathroom are dirty. Masturbating there can taint that with a similar view and I think it important to break away from feeling cum or cumming are dirty.



Of course, but it's so worth it. There's no way I'd avoid cumming to avoid having to clean up.

Haha same here! Would be so much easier to have a girl to help out cuz a lot of them seem to like it for some reason! :P

[qwerty234]

If i don't want to make a mess, I always just grab a handful of toilet paper and when I'm about to cum just put over your head and its mess free. P.S. flush the toilet paper, don't throw it away!

[Colton8]

Shoot into the toilet

[Andre 99]

Depends, I either use toilet paper, or more usually a wet wipe/baby wipe.
Flush the toilet paper, and I keep the wet wipes/baby wipes in a bag under my bed and throw it in the garbage every couple of days.

(Colton8, I promise I'm not stalking you, we just both seem to be seeing/answering the same posts together :D)

[Zerg]

I almost always do it into a paper towel or in the shower. Rarely into the toilet