caught! omg help me!!

[koolcat]

okay................i was in the bedroom (j/o) and my lil brother walked in and screams and no one was there to hear him............and i told him that i was cleaning it............long story short.........he told my mom........my mom flips out and takes ALL the doors out of the house including the bathroom and it has been like 6-7 weeks since i have j/o and i am flippin out.........im am grumpy,mad,flippy,i'm either not hungry or starving and i apoligzed to my mom 1,000,000,000,000 times and she said that words wont do anything and i feel like i am on a man peroid!!!!!! and i am sooooo horney i could j/o to a guy walking down the street(im not gay btw) and i get these boners that last for like 3 hours and then go away for like 20 min's and come back!!!! does any one know wat i can do.......i tried everything!!!.........i dont think i can go without masterbatin for another hour..............i have th biggest URGE anyone could ever imagin!!!! and i have pre-come cumming out ALL the time.......i have to keep tolit paper in my pants!!!!!! omg help me please................................please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Underground_Network]

Just masturbate in your room. If your mom confronts you, tell her its your right, tell her that every guy does it. Let her realize its just a stage. If she still doesn't realize it, tell her you have a right to privacy and taking away all the doors is a bit extreme. Or... tell her that you promise you'll never do it again, I'm talking begging, going down on your hands and knees, pleading, maybe even add in some tears for good measure... Whenever I do that my mom literally does anything for me.. I got her to buy me my 360 that way... Don't if it will work for your situation though...

[Serenity]

Wow. Intense reaction from your mom lol.

Just do it in the shower. Tadah privacy, problem solved. Make sure you don't fall though..

[Underground_Network]

^^ That works too. :wink:

[koolcat]

Just masturbate in your room. If your mom confronts you, tell her its your right, tell her that every guy does it. Let her realize its just a stage. If she still doesn't realize it, tell her you have a right to privacy and taking away all the doors is a bit extreme. Or... tell her that you promise you'll never do it again, I'm talking begging, going down on your hands and knees, pleading, maybe even add in some tears for good measure... Whenever I do that my mom literally does anything for me.. I got her to buy me my 360 that way... Don't if it will work for your situation though...

DUDE i tried that a week ago and she walked away from me and i grabed her ankles and she drug me across the floor!! thanks for trying

i thought this was for boys only?.........anyway.....................she took the door off of the bathrooms!! and it's kinda hard not to notice that im in there for 45-50 mins and plus she has baby monters all over the house

--Kaleidoscope Eyes EDIT: Please use the "edit" function instead of creating multiple posts, thanks. :)--

[Underground_Network]

Wow, she's gone whacko... I mean seriously... Explain to her that that is a serious invasion of privacy. You know what.. If worse comes to worse. Do something extreme, be a rebel. Take a vow of silence. Refuse to speak to her. Refuse to eat. Cut all your hair off [a bit extreme]. Or even j/o right in front of the door. Just basically "fuck it". See what she does. I mean if you do something [somewhat] harmful to yourself, she's your mother, she'll get upset. She won't want you hurting yourself [i.e. not eating/starving yourself]. And if you choose to j/o, what is she going to do about it? Disown you?


Oh yeah, and just b/c its puberty for boys doesn't mean girls can't reply, they're just not supposed to make threads [in most cases]... Their advice can sometimes be more helpful than a guy's advice.

[koolcat]

Wow, she's gone whacko... I mean seriously... Explain to her that that is a serious invasion of privacy. You know what.. If worse comes to worse. Do something extreme, be a rebel. Take a vow of silence. Refuse to speak to her. Refuse to eat. Cut all your hair off [a bit extreme]. Or even j/o right in front of the door. Just basically "fuck it". See what she does. I mean if you do something [somewhat] harmful to yourself, she's your mother, she'll get upset. She won't want you hurting yourself [i.e. not eating/starving yourself]. And if you choose to j/o, what is she going to do about it? Disown you?


Oh yeah, and just b/c its puberty for boys doesn't mean girls can't reply, they're just not supposed to make threads [in most cases]... Their advice can sometimes be more helpful than a guy's advice.

those are some pretty sweet ideas!!!!! but she will send me to jjc........(thats wat she said)

[Serenity]

Do it at night when everyone's asleep. If there's a monitor in your room, just turn it off.

[Underground_Network]

jjc? Joliet Junior College [thats what popped up when I googled jjc... What's jjc?

[Sugaree]

Well, it's obvious, your mom has gone off the deep end of all things. Tell her that it's YOUR right to masturbate and that she has no right nor taking the doors off like she has done.

You go in there and tell her that it's your right. Most guys do it anyway.

[theOperaGhost]

Just do it at night when every one else is sleeping like Val said. If you're that horny, would it really take you like 45-50 minutes in the shower. If I hadn't blown my load for that long, I'd probably be done in less than 10. I'd say do it in the shower. (there's still a shower curtain on you shower right?)

[Antares]

Is your mom really religious? She REALLY over reacted. Maybe your brother told her something else or something that you were not doing. He probably said that you were having sex instead masturbating. Then that would justify her anger. I am sorry but you are going to have find a different place to masturbate and next time, lock the door!

[sir_WANK_JACKOFFalot]

mabe yoou can go to a friends house and j/o there and say urtakin a crap or if u now a friend that j/o and he woundnt mind u jakin off wel der an option
srry im tired i cant spell 2night

[Oblivion]

Wow. Intense reaction from your mom lol.

Just do it in the shower. Tadah privacy, problem solved. Make sure you don't fall though..

Ya... Falling definitely hurts... and its loud... But ya major reaction from your mom... Just tell her every guy you know does it, and every guy in the universe does it, and a lot of girls do it.
[Edit: Just read the other posts... Your mom is crazy :D Break all the baby monitors... :D And also, maybe try during school in the bathroom... And if you say shes keeping you out of school im calling child services :)

Haha also i wonder what would happen if she caught you looking at porn? That would be crazy! I advise against it!

[sportyman1992]

Wow. Intense reaction from your mom lol.

Just do it in the shower. Tadah privacy, problem solved. Make sure you don't fall though..

that is an intense reaction from your mum... my mums done it b4 to me and all i said to my mum a couple of days after.. i said... mum its natural for me to do this.. nothing can stop my from doing this.. and even dad does this...tell your mum even if u take the doors off.. its not like im going to stop.. because i can...

hope this works for you... or when you and your mums the only one home sit in a quiet place and talk to her about this... you probably can make an agreement. :-)

hope this helps for you.

[Dale]

Just show her this whole conversation we've been having on the topic. Hey even take her to the doctor and get him/her to tell your mum that masturbating is NATURAL, animals do it (i saw one with a kangaroo). i'm very creative when it comes to masturbating, iv'e done it in school the cinema (yes thats right, but i was alone, no one was sitting next to me).

[surenix]

jjc? Joliet Junior College [thats what popped up when I googled jjc... What's jjc?



Juvenile Justice Commission

[Oblivion]

Juvenile Justice Commission

Thanks :)... Your mom threatened to send you to Juvenile Justice Commission? You really need to talk to a counselor/doctor... Your mom is crazy if every mom did that... Every single boy in the world would be there! Really just talk to her alone, with a doctor, or with a school counselor! She must see reason eventually...

[ThatCanadianGuy]

That's just ridiculous! Getting sent there for something like that should be considered child abuse! I seriously think your mom didn't get the whole story from your little brother. Do you know for SURE what he told her? For all you know she might think you molested him or something and THAT is why she's so freaked out about things. I serioiusly doubt she'd take it to that extreme for masturbation even if she was fanatically religious.

So... what's the deal? Post back with an update eh?

[Underground_Network]

^^ "Eh", spoken like a true Canadian. :wink:

Now that I know what JJC stands for... Thats absurd? How could she even do that? I mean, can a mother truly just send her kid there for an igorant reason like that? Your mom needs counseling... Wow, just absurd... I'd say take my advice, and please update us... :D

[Oblivion]

My guess is that she masturbates too and she doesnt want you finding out! O.o Lol jk anyway, i agree with ThatCanadianGuy... Go ask your mom what he said... And if he lied then tell her the truth, and if its bad enough lie, maybe call the police to teach him that its not all fun and games and its really serious... Maybe ask the police to like pretend your under arrest and see how he likes seeing his big brother being dragged away because of his lie

[Electric Cheese]

everyone masturbates, if she fails to realise that and accept it then she needs her head checked :)

[koolcat]

no she is not regilous...............DUDE everywhere i look i see the word masterbateing or sex...............and it is realy not that word..........is there something wrong with me?

[myskias]

if it comes to it go to like a random forest or something near ur house. no one should see you and what about your father? isnt he there to back you up. if your parents are divorced tell ur dad and maybe he can help, im sure ur dad knows exactly what to do about this.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

No, the only thing wrong is that you haven't masturbated in WAY TOO DAMN LONG!

So can you tell us what we asked? Do you know for SURE that your brother didn't tell her something ELSE that would actually freak her out this much (molestation etc.). YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE. If not you might be under all of this shit because of something you didn't do that bothers her a hell of a lot more than jackin' off.

[iJack]

Man, you have a weird mom. Tell her the truth, if she still freaks out, go to somone for help

[RRDoLLY]

Dude i'd j/o anyway... if your mom came in just say "YOU MIND, IM TRYING TO J/O IN HERE" whats she gonna do? Highly doubt that she'll come near you while your j/o.... she can't always be around... do it in the woods.. public bathroom... friends house... wherever. Whats a baby moniter gonna do? just put a blanket over the mic to muffle sound. problem solved.:) (whats jjc?)

[Prince Jellyfish]

Yo, the best way to do it is not to hide it!
Do it out in the open and no one will even notice, trust me.

[Techno Monster]

your mom is overreacting WAY to much do it at school in a stall.

[Antares]

your mom is overreacting WAY to much do it at school in a stall.

If he does it there and is caught the consequesnces could be MUCH worse!

[scatman]

this might be a bit dangerouse but i have 2 suggestions,

FIRST invaide her privocy and see how she likes it, i mean like sit in her room or walk into the bathrom and flush the tolilet or wash your hands while she is taking a shower.

Or if she yells at you about it just say, "why its not like you didnt do it when you were a kid"

[Requin]

this might be a bit dangerouse but i have 2 suggestions,

FIRST invaide her privocy and see how she likes it, i mean like sit in her room or walk into the bathrom and flush the tolilet or wash your hands while she is taking a shower.

Or if she yells at you about it just say, "why its not like you didnt do it when you were a kid"

Hmmmmmmm, not sure that would work, since we have named her a physco mum. That is very OTT from your mum, what i would do is have what i would call 'A Bullshit Story' such as saying it's against your human rights, threaten her with social services or something, you don't have to be that dramatic, i'm just getting my point accross. Like i said do lots of Bullshiting, what does she want you to do to make it up to you, whatever she says, do it. Remember Bullshit. P.S If you want a wank ask a friend if you can do it at his house, he'll be sympathetic, but try not to get caught. lol

[superstar2067]

Man i feel u if i was you i would do like what Underground said and cut off all my hair and at school say that my cousin pulled a prank on me (cause brothers go to school)

[dmeek7]

can you go to a friends house and when your doing nothing just ask to use the bathroom for #2 and then start. it only takes a couple of minutes and if your so horny it should take less time. hope this helps

[Tyleisme]

I'm sorry for your mothers stupidity. That is over reacting to the extreme. You figure she'd want you to keep your door so your brother doesn't see anything. :P I would just tell the doctor to tell her it's normal next time you're there or have her call the doctor to ask him if it's normal. You're a teenager, I can't think that she wouldn't assume that you masturbate. I think she is just in denial and not wanting her little boy to grow up.

[roflkopter_55]

dude, i know how u feel. when big brother (figure of speech) is watchin' u, its hard not to give in to the urges. what about dad? he'll understand..... i talk 2 my dad when i need help w/ stuff.;):cool:

[koolcat]

OK..................UPDATE..................i showed her this thread...........and at first she gave in and she put the doors back on............but than i guess she thought about it and she was yellin at me for being on this site and so i yelled back and i said that i am a teenager........and she just went nuts and sooooo i had my brother (my twin cut all my hair off like u guys said and my brother supported me and he did it to and now we i turned into nudist so i thought that would push off the edge!!! and then she is going to say well u dont need the doors caz your "stuff" is all out in the open so now me and my brother dont realy talk to my mom anymore............and i jack off when ever i want to caz i think she gave up on me and my brother so i do watever i want........but i am not imuture and i wont do anything to stupid...lol......but ya thanks to u guy's i lost my mom (i don't realy care).......and i can jack off now.....so i thank u..............and u guy's asked about my dad if he could help me out.........i bet if he were here than he would but he died like 2-3 month's ago.................

[myskias]

well congrats on the freedom part im sorry for loosing your mom and also loosing your dad..... but im guessing things are a little better now?

[zackF.]

Just do it anyway or wait for her to leave if she tells you not to do it say its no big deal and I can if I want to

[myskias]

is she like not paying attention to you guys anymore or is she just pissed about the whole issue? like does she not want/like being around you guys?

[jimbo14]

I guess I'm really lucky. My mom walked in on me last year and we were both very embarrassed and she excused herself and left. She never mentioned it and we both act like it never happened.
I'm so sorry your mom acted the way she did.
I was going to make a few suggestions as to where you could do it, but I guess you don't really need them now.
Good luck.

[sabotaged111]

Go rebel. throw the monitors out the window !:D jack off in school. or at a friends house. Either way youre mum is whacko!

[total_blank420]

why did your brother walk in your room in the first place??

[scatman]

i gotta say power to the people for the nudist idea! that was good thinking

[Close102]

try j/o in school

[geniusrocksoutloud]

she did all that just because you masturbated??????you should really explain to her!

[myskias]

dont do it at school but yes be a rebel

[myskias]

uh dude how come you in a differnt forum had something like ur little bro playing with ur penis while sleeping and u told ur mom and you said she acted all chill and told you to put a lock on your door, but in this your mom is freaking. i think this is a little awkward.

this is the forum, read it guys see if this all makes sense.
http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=22846

[koolcat]

i know but this is like the first convo. i had with my mom other than the last one about her yelling at me about beeing on this site.........she just doesn't realy care about me anymore like im not evan here..........but she ignored me at first................but when i started talking about my lil bro she started to listen and i think we bonded caz she told me about when i was lil.........and i kinda miss havin a mother-son-thingy but it's pretty much back to normal...eccpt for the not taking thing between me and my mom.......and im still a nudist but my brother isn't any more.......o and to the dude that said turning into a nudist is stupid....... i agree with u but i am still going to stand my ground......lol......o and that story is 100% true....bout my lil bro..........idk y u locked it??:confused:.........but i looked it up on google and i found about 30 story's of this happining to other ppl........maybe u should try getting tyhe facts..................

[ketmengaos]

Cant u tell her its sex education and you need it to produce more babies and tell her "Dont you want our family to grow??"

[Axellance]

Tell her it reduces the risk of prostate cancer and is actually good for your health!!

I really dont get why she would freak out about this and not when your lil bro messed with you?!?!?!?!

Have you asked her what your lil bro told her??

[looloo]

dude your moms gone way tooo extreme

do you even poo with the doors open?


like so all of you see eac other nude when you people shower?????


if atleast you can masturbate while having a shower


like others said its your right

JUST DO IT
IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING


best of luck

[zebrainatree]

Wow. Intense reaction from your mom lol.

Just do it in the shower. Tadah privacy, problem solved. Make sure you don't fall though..

he said he romoved the doors of the bathroom - well as has been said already, you have the right, thousands of ppl do it!

[Hola.Mon-]

Your mom needs "chill pills" lol... :(

ur mom needs to settle...

[Antares]

Your mom needs "chill pills" lol... :(

ur mom needs to settle...\

Please refrain from double posting. Next time just use the "edit" button. Posts merged.

[monduemove]

This may sound a bit extreme but I would seriously talk to either A. a guidance counselor or B. a friend.

Guidance counselors will literally DO something (have a very awkward convo. with your mom)

Friends will let you have some privacy at their house.. I've j.o's w/ a friend (SEPARATE COVERED) a few times and it is fine.

[GermanSkillz]

Please stop making up a bunch of lies. I read both forums by you. both= made up crap.

[Gumleaf]

Please stop making up a bunch of lies. I read both forums by you. both= made up crap.

if you have a problem with another member or a post, report it please.

now, lets get back on topic!

[Maverick]

Alright I think this thread has run its course and has gone on long enough. Locked.