Quotes

[Contra]

Just post here whichever quotes from TV shows or movies you like!

Here's one my favorites, from Veep:

"Selina Meyer: That's like trying to use a croissant as a f*****' dildo.
Dan Egan: I thought...
Selina Meyer: [interrupts] No no no, let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a f****** MESS! Get out of my office."

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is so funny!

[dizeny]

This is my favorite one, from Perks of being a Wallflower:

"I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school, and you helped me. Even if you didn't know what I was talking about or know someone who's gone through it, you made me not feel alone. Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen. And there are people who forget what it's like to be 16 when they turn 17. I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We'll all become somebody's mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here and I am looking at her. And she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you're not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you're listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment I swear, we are infinite." - Charlie

When I'm reading this, it's reminding me of a guy I met this year in my new highschool, and it's sad that I'm changing schools again!
But all quotes from this movie/book are really good!

[Gwen]

From Friends;
Joanna: Wait, what are you doing?
Chandler: Getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

[Michael75]

From Interstellar:
[Trying to dock the Lander to the spinning Endurance]
CASE: It's not possible!
COOPER: No, it's necessary

Then also:
[When Cooper is detaching to go into the blackhole]
AMELIA: Cooper, no! What are you doing!
COOPER: Newton's Third Law, gotta leave something behind

Such a quality movie :)

[BlueFoot]

"The Problem is not the problem. the problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?"

- Captain Jack Sparrow

I like this quote because Jack is one of the best characters in Pirates of the Caribbean, its also funny as hell

[Ridonks_CB]

Some that I like from The Dead Poet's Society:

Dalton: [Answering the phone] Welton Academy, hello. Yes he is, just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.

Todd Anderson: Y-Y-You push it, stretch it, it'll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it'll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying t-to the moment we leave dying, it'll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.

John Keating: I SOUND MY BARBARIC YAWP OVER THE ROOFTOPS OF THE WORLD!!

John Keating: "Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, ‘Most men lead lives of quiet desperation.’ Don’t be resigned to that. Break out!”

This movie is so dear to me T.T

[MrSchaef]

this isn't from a tv show but rather a song and it's tatted on my forearm. Only God Can Judge Me -Tupac

[Nick M]

Lost:
Jack: "Kate, we have to go back!"

[DriveAlive]

From Killer Joe:
"Everyone acts like Texas is so great, but it ain't great. Its just a bunch of hicks with too much land to walk around in"

[Melodic]

"You want passion, adventure, and maybe a little bit of danger" -Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

[Sports Boy]

Kramer showing his new money clip to Jerry;
Kramer: "and you keep your big bills on the outside"
Jerry: "That's a $5 bill??"
Kramer: "Giddyup"

[JavierDolan]

Jules: God damn, Jimmy, this some serious gourmet shit. Me and Vincent would have been happy some freeze dried Taster's Choice, right? And then he springs this serious gourmet shit on us. What flavour is 'dis?

[Falcons_11]

I like the cartoon "Family Guy" and especially the character Stewiw Griffin. Here is one of my favorite quotes:

Stewie slapping a little girl on her butt at the daycare:

"Just look at that butt. That's a tight butt...hummm.."

[Falcons_11]

This is from the movie "Casablanca" starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman:

Elsa (Bergman): "Rick, we will always have Paris."

Rick (Bogart): "Don't speak to me about Paris. It's poor salesmanship."

[tonymontana99]

Dirty Harry: Do you feel lucky, punk?... Well, do ya?