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May 9th, 2015, 01:54 AM
Just a few things I was wondering about the other day during a visit to Disneyland. :what:
If your twin sister had a twin brother, how old would he be?
What is your preference in a romantic partner...
I like girls:
I like guys:
I like mermaids (fish part at the bottom):
I like mermaids (fish part at the top):
Other:
The world average penis length is over two feet (unless you only have one leg, then it's just over one foot), what size is yours...
3 inches and 1 centimeter:
9 centimeters and 2 inches:
0.17 yards and 4 millimeters:
Other:
Males are believed to have a number of testicles, how many do you have...
Only one so far:
The traditional two:
Five and a bonus ball:
Other:
When you get an erection, does your penis get...
Bigger:
Smaller:
Both (simultaneously):
It disappears like a frightened snail:
Other:
Do you masturbate...
Yes, ever since I received it from Santa as a Christmas present:
No, I've pledged that I will not masturbate until I get married:
Other:
What do you wear while doing it:
My birthday suit:
My Easter suit:
My Christmas suit:
Nothing but a hollowed out pumpkin on my head:
Other:
Where do you do it...
Wherever Wi-Fi is available:
In my bed, as I am the proud owner of one:
Up a tree:
Other:
When would be the best time for you to do it...
After school would:
At night would:
Sometime during morning wood ...would:
Other:
Which hand do you use...
Right hand:
Left hand:
Right arm-left hand:
Left arm-right hand:
No hands, I gently blow on it through a straw:
Do you bend the fingers of the hand...
No, I keep them all straight like I'm doing a karate chop:
Yes, like holding a microphone, but I only sing into it occasionally:
Other:
How often do you do it...
Once a year:
Twice a year:
Three times a year:
Other: (this "other" is probably not needed)
How long does it take...
7 minutes and 14 seconds:
14 minutes and 7 seconds:
Well over an hour if the cat is watching:
Other:
What ways do you clean up...
My penis has allergies and prefers to sneeze into a tissue:
All of my clothing is white, so it blends into them perfectly:
I do it in the shower and let it go down the drain to Narnia:
I am a sperm whale who swallows all men of the sea:
I use my bed sheet becouse it's like one huge square of toilet paper:
I borrow Stewie's time machine and send the mess back to 1873:
Other:
Thank you kindly for your answers, and don't forget to thumbs up, rate, and subscribe for more videos.
If your twin sister had a twin brother, how old would he be?
What is your preference in a romantic partner...
I like girls:
I like guys:
I like mermaids (fish part at the bottom):
I like mermaids (fish part at the top):
Other:
The world average penis length is over two feet (unless you only have one leg, then it's just over one foot), what size is yours...
3 inches and 1 centimeter:
9 centimeters and 2 inches:
0.17 yards and 4 millimeters:
Other:
Males are believed to have a number of testicles, how many do you have...
Only one so far:
The traditional two:
Five and a bonus ball:
Other:
When you get an erection, does your penis get...
Bigger:
Smaller:
Both (simultaneously):
It disappears like a frightened snail:
Other:
Do you masturbate...
Yes, ever since I received it from Santa as a Christmas present:
No, I've pledged that I will not masturbate until I get married:
Other:
What do you wear while doing it:
My birthday suit:
My Easter suit:
My Christmas suit:
Nothing but a hollowed out pumpkin on my head:
Other:
Where do you do it...
Wherever Wi-Fi is available:
In my bed, as I am the proud owner of one:
Up a tree:
Other:
When would be the best time for you to do it...
After school would:
At night would:
Sometime during morning wood ...would:
Other:
Which hand do you use...
Right hand:
Left hand:
Right arm-left hand:
Left arm-right hand:
No hands, I gently blow on it through a straw:
Do you bend the fingers of the hand...
No, I keep them all straight like I'm doing a karate chop:
Yes, like holding a microphone, but I only sing into it occasionally:
Other:
How often do you do it...
Once a year:
Twice a year:
Three times a year:
Other: (this "other" is probably not needed)
How long does it take...
7 minutes and 14 seconds:
14 minutes and 7 seconds:
Well over an hour if the cat is watching:
Other:
What ways do you clean up...
My penis has allergies and prefers to sneeze into a tissue:
All of my clothing is white, so it blends into them perfectly:
I do it in the shower and let it go down the drain to Narnia:
I am a sperm whale who swallows all men of the sea:
I use my bed sheet becouse it's like one huge square of toilet paper:
I borrow Stewie's time machine and send the mess back to 1873:
Other:
Thank you kindly for your answers, and don't forget to thumbs up, rate, and subscribe for more videos.