Create fake gossip about the previous user

[iJack]

You get the idea, nothing mean though!

[Oblivion]

This thread already exists and you know it :P http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=17297

[iJack]

i know, im starting on in here

[Oblivion]

I don't think thats aloud... Anyone know? Thanks :)

[iJack]

The sun did it with the ban the user above you thread.

[Oblivion]

Ok... iJack eats apple pies during the winter and spits the apple part out and lets his dog eat it

[iJack]

^ ate his dog

[Oblivion]

Thinks i ate my dog but i actually put it into his apple pie

[iJack]

diverse can not keep on topic!

[Gavin]

Hmm, we already have a thread like this, why do we need two

[Maverick]

Because that thread is in a diary and diaries can be deleted for inactivity at any point in time. So anyway, continuing...

[iJack]

^ name is Thomas

[Electric Cheese]

^ got lucky with the "perfect girl" who later turned out to be a man in drag

[iJack]

^ hates curry

[Electric Cheese]

^loves curry so much that he asks me how I made it in the flash chat the other day

(wait that isnt false)

[iJack]

^ makes up stupid false info

(wait that isnt false)

[Camazotz]

^ Eats babies when no one is lookinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUYRWn0W7SQ&NR=1

[notsure101]

Camazotz smokes weed

[theOperaGhost]

Notsure101 is not sure if he's a boy or a girl.

[iJack]

^^ loves macs

[theOperaGhost]

Jack hates macs.

[iJack]

^^ killed his friend b/c he didnt get him a pencil

[biggie10]

^^loves PC.

[george]

^ is actually small

[ShatteredWings]

^^ is preggers

oh wow i got a guy too lmao

[Axellance]

lives in a box next to starbucks and uses there wi fi to get on vt.^^

jeese if your homeless shouldnt you be spending your mony on something besides a laptop!!! LOL

[curiousteen]

iJack plays wit Barbie dolls

[Sugaree]

^^ Has no penis

[ktkurbst0mp]

^is really 133, not 13.

[Sugaree]

^ hasn't gotten laid in 5 years

[curiousteen]

has a vagina

[Electric Cheese]

^ has TWO vaginas

[Coesistere]

Real Name is actually....JOHNTOM !!

*cue the suspenceful music*

[curiousteen]

^is very dramatical

[Electric Cheese]

^ once ate a turd

[BeautifulSilence]

^
Thinks he's a bird

[Uhh.Huhh RAN_DOM]

^ likes to think people are ompalompas

[Brandon639]

^ IS an ompalompa.

[Uhh.Huhh RAN_DOM]

^loves eating ompalompas

[Oblivion]

^ Eats himself, since he loves to eat ompalompas and he IS an ompalompa

[Uhh.Huhh RAN_DOM]

^ loves to munch on willy wonka and foxes

[curiousteen]

loves to much of kingdom hearts

[george]

^isnt really curious lol

[curiousteen]

isnt 14

[notsure101]

^ still has a blankie

[curiousteen]

still uses a pacifier

[Camazotz]

^ Wants to use a pacifier

[kerry]

^ wets the bed lol

[curiousteen]

pees in her pants

[theOperaGhost]

curiousteen is really curiousoldwoman.

[kerry]

^ eats peoples heads

[Antares]

Kerry is actually John Kerry trying to get information on teenagers so he could use it in his campaign to become president in '12.

[Electric Cheese]

^ ^ is a communist

[curiousteen]

^tells lies

jk

[Sugaree]

^^ Thinks that being curious is cool

[Oblivion]

^ is actually George Bush with a green mask with glass on. He just wants info on teens so he can dominate the world

[Jesse]

^Actually hates the arctic, and foxes, and arctic foxes.

[curiousteen]

^wants to attack bases

[dogman]

^ isnt actually a guy

[robbiehay1]

secretly likes watching Nodie lol

[BeautifulSilence]

Has never in his life eaten an apple, not even a bite!

[Jesse]

^Is actually 19!

[curiousteen]

^name isnt Jesse

[ShatteredWings]

^^is actually female

[curiousteen]

^has a penis

[ShatteredWings]

^^HATES oranges

[curiousteen]

luvs coconuts

[kerry]

^ loves piink

[curiousteen]

luvs bugs

[ShatteredWings]

^^ hates outer space

[curiousteen]

I luv space, oh i forgot its a fake rumor

^lives in space

[ShatteredWings]

^^absolutly does not like to b outside

[kerry]

^^^^^ sCaReD oF tHe DaRk !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HaHa

[japanman]

kerrys dad is mister T

[curiousteen]

^wants mister T to be his dad

[Coesistere]

Would die if he changed his name to CuriousCat

( anyone catch my joke ? )

[SirRawrsalot]

Ya, ya, curiosity killed the cat, curioussteen curiouscat...lol

anyways, lives in myanmar ^

[kerry]

Is a girl really !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SirRawrsalot]

^is convincing...

[ShatteredWings]

lives in sla (wherever that is lol)

[macaulay]

has given birth to 17 children to 17 different fathers

[heartagram72]

^only skips on wednesdays

[DaretoFallup]

eats cheese on wednesdays

[ShatteredWings]

hates whales

[DaretoFallup]

name is "hi"

[Coesistere]

Cant come up with good gossip!
O no! Alert the Press
jk ;]

[DaretoFallup]

doesnt know how to count to 10

[RaisingSand]

^Had an orgy with the netball coach and the entire netball team.

[ShatteredWings]

^is male

[DaretoFallup]

is eating pie right now!

[Ryandel]

^ sleeps with bagels under her pillow

[DaretoFallup]

wakes up in the middle of the night to get some cheese then lays back down with cheese in mouth, then wakes up the next day and the cheese is still there

[ShatteredWings]

doesnt' need hugs

[Tatsuya]

eats corn wildly

[ShatteredWings]

lives in north america

[DaretoFallup]

is a turtle!

[ShatteredWings]

is a dog (a FEMALE dog muhahah)

[DaretoFallup]

is a zebra THERE! lol

[ShatteredWings]

doesnt really like vt

[DaretoFallup]

likes to to to.......watch zebras dancing in the rain! ......don't ask where that came from

[ShatteredWings]

hates people

[DaretoFallup]

enjoys making ppl look foolish :(

[Texmex21]

Cslag's dog is gonna eat everybody

[DaretoFallup]

not my dog :) but ummm ^watches dogs dancing in front of the pizza place in the rain...........i dont know where im coming up with this stuff....

[ShatteredWings]

dances in water

[Texmex21]

crazy girls insane

[DaretoFallup]

thinks about cheese when asleep

[RaisingSand]

Recently got a job at KFC to save up for treatment and surgery that will render him of the canine species.

[japanman]

Had a kitty that got herpes then died thus why im her kitty.

[Coesistere]

Has a phobia of bloggers!
Why Japanie how come you never told us!
;)

[DaretoFallup]

lives in a tree

[ShatteredWings]

is actually a cat

[DaretoFallup]

is a spider

[ShatteredWings]

is a caniable

[DaretoFallup]

is a a a a a a a piece of cheese!!!

[Tis_Sam]

is a a a a a a a piece of cheese!!!

Has tarette's (How ever you spell it ;))

[DaretoFallup]

lives in a tree.

[Coesistere]

Eh didnt you already use that gossip on me,
anyway i guess me and TisSam are TREE PEOPLE!
:D

Gossip about cslag: Really is located...in YOUR ATTIC!

[ShatteredWings]

is actually hayle williams

[DarkWingedAngel]

thinks it is funny to makefun of people

[ShatteredWings]

it can be..


thinks theyr king

[The Batman]

has a fake mustache and wears it on the weekends

[iJack]

Light in darkness has an illegal copy of vista

[The Batman]

It's suppose to be FALSE Gossip not anything true.

iJack Loves windows and hates apple

[ShatteredWings]

is female

[PervertedStalker]

carries with him Rebecca Black's head in a man purse everwhere he goes

[Angel Androgynous]

Is NOT in my pants....

[PervertedStalker]

is a ukrainian terrorist(i culdnt say mexican italian or russian cuz im half mexican, full italian, and 3/4 russian)

[Angel Androgynous]

(I can speak and write Russian and I am 25% Russian :P)
Has a penis of some sort....

[PervertedStalker]

cool =D
has a weirdly shaped ass

[Angel Androgynous]

Has weirdly shaped man boobs.

[PervertedStalker]

has a weirdly shaped dick

[Angel Androgynous]

Yes I do! :D

Has squirrel aids....

[Ben Michael]

Has a weirdly shaped nose cause unicorn noses look different :p I'm not good at being mean

[Angel Androgynous]

Has a shark in their hands! It's name is LOUISA!

[Ben Michael]

Gasp!!!


Is a unicorn without a horn :p

[Angel Androgynous]

O:
OOH you wanna play ROUGH NOW??

Is a human without...um....


HANDS!

[PervertedStalker]

has fake legs

[Angel Androgynous]

:O Oh hellz naw, you people over done it naoo!

YOU EAT DA POO POO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w)

[Ben Michael]

Ok now that was uncalled for lol

[Tristin.]

is in a relationship with his pet hamster :O

[acid_rayne]

^ smokes weed

[Tristin.]

eats sofas :/

[Ben Michael]

Eats dog food

[Tristin.]

is dog food

[Ben Michael]

Is a dog :p

[ExhibitG]

Ben Michael choked on a pretzel and can't pronounce the word 'nuclear'.

[Ben Michael]

Thinks that people can talk while choking lol

[ExhibitG]

HAHAHA, mine was actually a Bush joke but I commend you for that. touche, sir.

[PervertedStalker]

↑is undergoing anal surgery atm

[Amaryllis]

Is really Miranda cosgrove

[Ben Michael]

Is really tinkerbell :p

[Angel Androgynous]

Is really an aborted fetus. :O

[PervertedStalker]

is really my brothers fungus covered dick. so sexy <3

[Angel Androgynous]

Eats underwear.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Secretly feeds off of a diet of only blood

[Angel Androgynous]

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Her underwear used to be white....

[Amaryllis]

Eats only paper and strawberries

[Angel Androgynous]

Eats only... leaves....


and...

stuff.

[PervertedStalker]

is a baracuda

[Angel Androgynous]

Is a platypus

[Ben Michael]

Is a unicorn that walks on two legs

[PervertedStalker]

is an illegal ukrainian farmer

[Amaryllis]

Is my mother

[PervertedStalker]

↑is my daughter... wuts ur name again kid? Polly? xD

[Bluebird12]

has a daughter

[Angel Androgynous]

Lives in China.

[Amaryllis]

LOL I loled so hard at that "Lives in china thing" xD HAHAHA OH GOD CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

^Buys melons for boobs

[Angel Androgynous]

Buys pears for balls. *Smiley Face* C:

[PervertedStalker]

lmfao! xD ↑buys fake dicks

[Angel Androgynous]

Maybay....


Doesn't buy anything at all. :c


Even the newest DVD of Tentacle Porn: Squidward's Adventure 2!

[PervertedStalker]

LMFAO! ↑goes to stores and sits on nearest hot guys laps

[Angel Androgynous]

D: But that is my pastime activity! Those aren't lies! :cool:

^Likes to be in my pants. C:

[PervertedStalker]

thts not a lie either! its warm in there =3. ↑is watching porn right now

[Angel Androgynous]

FFF
Maybe I am. *Wink wink nudge nudge* *coughyaoicough*

Ahem...

Does not live in the same city as me...

I think. xD

[PervertedStalker]

↑ must come see me n Si somdaii <3

[Angel Androgynous]

Probably isn't going to San Diego high....

[Amaryllis]

Is actually a man

[Tristin.]

is actualy a tea cup

[SosbanFach]

Secretly likes camomile tea

[Tristin.]

that aint no rumor matey ;)

is secretaly a puppy

[SosbanFach]

How can anyone like that stuff? It tastes like hay!

Is a Spaniard who broke his finger at Gara Rock.

[Tristin.]

is the finger i broke at gara rock

[SosbanFach]

Is a cello

[Tristin.]

is a ugly mastiff

[SosbanFach]

Is a flat-nosed pug

[PervertedStalker]

is the fat baby my mum ate

[SosbanFach]

Resides in a paper shredder.

[Harlequin]

Is the paper shredder

[Angel Androgynous]

Is a toaster.

[Harlequin]

Is one circuit short of a matrix.

[Angel Androgynous]

Is a hamster.

[Harlequin]

ate a hamster

[Angel Androgynous]

Is the hamster that I ate.

[Harlequin]

has explosive indigestion.

[Angel Androgynous]

Has DD cups.

[Harlequin]

Has jock itch

[Ben Michael]

Is toast

[Angel Androgynous]

Is jam.


Toe jam.

[Ben Michael]

Is a evil unicorn