Create fake gossip about the previous user

[SosbanFach]

Plans to take over the world with assistance from evil ninja guinea pigs :O

[Angel Androgynous]

Is wearing a green shirt in his profile picture.




IS NOT A NINJA!

[Skyhawk]

Is older than me.

[SosbanFach]

Wants a cat so he can shoot it up the nose

[Angel Androgynous]

Doesn't do cocaine.

[Ben Michael]

Plans to take over the world with assistance from evil ninja guinea pigs :O

Why does everybody think I have a gerbil or a guinea pig?!!!!! I don't!!

[Angel Androgynous]

That's why it's fake gossip. C:

Lives in New York. C:

[Ben Michael]

Lol I know I was just having fun xD


Lives in mexico

[Skyhawk]

Lives in a shoe, with the old bat who never seems to die.

[Angel Androgynous]

Has green colored hair.


Naturally.

[Skyhawk]

Has green colored skin, naturally

[Angel Androgynous]

Has nipples that are 5 feet long.

[Skyhawk]

LMFAO!

Wishes she had a pet squirrel named Jeffery.

[SosbanFach]

Has a kilometre of hair.

[Skyhawk]

Thinks KY Jelly goes on toast in the morning...

[Angel Androgynous]

Thinks strawberry jam goes in his ass in the morning when he uses a carrot...

[Harlequin]

would prefer carrots over cucumbers

[Skyhawk]

Eats bunnies

[Harlequin]

has shredded many a carrot

[Skyhawk]

Scares Rogue away from this thread...

[Harlequin]

runs towards roguish charlatans

[SosbanFach]

Believes that it is a legal requirement to hate BT

[Angel Androgynous]

Changes his date of birth all the time.

[Harlequin]

has no birth date just a serial number

[Angel Androgynous]

Didn't get ninja'd.

[Harlequin]

been ninja'd to much

[SosbanFach]

Has a ninja fetish.

[Harlequin]

Has a pirate fetish

[Angel Androgynous]

Has a 2 girls one cup fetish.

[Harlequin]

has a meatspin fetish

[Angel Androgynous]

Has a three guys one horse fetish!



You spin me right round baybay right round like a record baybay right round round round....



WHAT? :P

[SosbanFach]

Is a freak

Oh, I forgot, FAKE gossip :P

Joking, by the way.

Probably...

[PervertedStalker]

↑is really a Mexican zombie hunter.

[Angel Androgynous]

Is really an Asian Godzilla hunter.

[PervertedStalker]

is really rebecca blacks daughter↑

[Angel Androgynous]

:O AW HELL NAW!

Is Justin Bieber's aborted fetus!

[PervertedStalker]

Doesnt know tht justin bieber cant make a baby til it reaches puberty↑

[Angel Androgynous]

Doesn't know that Bieber has a mangina!

[PervertedStalker]

↑doesnt know tht its mangina is 2 hairy 2 make a bby

[Angel Androgynous]

Doesn't know that you have to reach puberty to get mangina hair!

[PervertedStalker]

↑doesnt know tht it buys fake hair 4 its mangina 2 feel manly

[Angel Androgynous]

Lives in Kesha's hair.

[Ben Michael]

Has a meatloaf fetish xD

[Angel Androgynous]

Has a Rosie O' Donell fetish....

[Ben Michael]

Oh barf

Has a ozzie Osborne fetish

[Angel Androgynous]

Has a Sarah Palin fetish...



That's right, I can play rough! (:<

[Ben Michael]

Umm Sarah palin is hot :p

Has a Fabio fetish

[Angel Androgynous]

Sarah Palin is a biaatchh.

NO I LIKE MUSTAFA, SCREW FABIO! TEAM OLD SPICE GUY!

Ahem.


Has an Old Spice fetish.

[Ben Michael]

Lol


Has a Joe Biden fetish

[PervertedStalker]

has a Silent fetish (silent the dude)

[Ben Michael]

I duno who that is :/

Has a cartoon fetish

[PervertedStalker]

↑has a baby fetish. Silent is my exbf, neighbor, vt member, and 1 of my best guy friends =3

[Angel Androgynous]

Has a chicken fetish....

[Amaryllis]

Was born in K-Mart

[Angel Androgynous]

Was born in a t-shirt

[Ben Michael]

Was born a unicorn

[Angel Androgynous]

That's not a lie! >:O

Was born a human.

[RoseyCadaver]

Is secretly a man :3

[Angel Androgynous]

Is secretly not somewhere over the rainbow. D:

[Vonn]

Is a cannibal, but only on Tuesdays.

[Angel Androgynous]

I would never eat a unicorn.

I eat humans on a daily basis though. C:

Avatar is [-]not[/-] of some kid getting his face pressed against an old computer. C:

[RoseyCadaver]

DOES wat unicorns :D!They're highly nutritious

[Angel Androgynous]

D: Don't eat my pee-puhl!


His signature was not made by Faris...

[RoseyCadaver]

0.o


Isn't really an angel D:.

[Angel Androgynous]

Isn't really an umbrella shaped thing... :P

[RoseyCadaver]

Thats the umbrella corporation thank you XP.





Doesn't live in Rainbowville D:.

[Ben Michael]

Is really pepper

[Angel Androgynous]

His name is Bob.


And he lives in my closet.

[Ben Michael]

^ ummm you really might want to look, nice tank top :p jk

Thinks that cali is rainbowville wait it kinda is xD

[PervertedStalker]

hell yes it is<3 me n Angel culd almost be niehbors<3333

[RoseyCadaver]

Isn't really perverted :P.

[PervertedStalker]

oh dont ruin my pride. isnt really secret

[Angel Androgynous]

Doesn't live in the best city on earth. <3

[PervertedStalker]

↑is lying about going to the same school as me

[Angel Androgynous]

Is not an awesome coincidence!

[PervertedStalker]

is not gonna b my new nerdy bestie.

[Angel Androgynous]

Is not gonna give me big hugs in high school. C:

[PervertedStalker]

knows that my name is not rlly Miranda(its Hailey) cuz imma adopted child(thts important info if we r gonna see each otha at skewl)

[RoseyCadaver]

Doesn't know I'm not wanting the secret lookAnymore :3



Umm her name isn't Miranda.

[PervertedStalker]

↑ likes oatmeal.
nope my aunt changed it 2 hailey wen she adopted me. in skewl i gotta go by hailey but everywhere else i go by Miranda

[SilentKillah]

Doesn't miss me terribly and want to come back home again.

[PervertedStalker]

Danny... itz supposed 2 b fake

[Amaryllis]

Married a leprechaun

[PervertedStalker]

true! xD named BillyBobJoeJohnJellyBeanJr
Is actully a german spy 0.0

[SosbanFach]

Eats only hay bails

[PervertedStalker]

↑is addicted 2 eating garlic flavoured babies.

[SosbanFach]

Cannibalistic infanticide FTW :P

Doesn't completely love me ;)

[PervertedStalker]

-blushes- xD ↑ doesnt completely love me either and loves hideous warts that invade my gramies body

[CyanideGoodnight]

Isn't really a stalker

[PervertedStalker]

HEY! isnt really a germ infested rodent! =D

[Angel Androgynous]

Isn't hiding a 20 inch paynis in her pants....

[PervertedStalker]

=D u been starin? lol ↑ is not my homie

[DemonicPanda]

She ate a Panda for a pie

[WaahZombie]

I heard he's afraid of zombies... Too sad.

[Angel Androgynous]

His name is Ms. MicTittyDcup

[WaahZombie]

She's a zombie!!

[Upintheair]

Spends his days killing zombies!

[Angel Androgynous]

Spends her days not being awesome.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Is a fallen angel

[PervertedStalker]

has saggy boobies ↑@ Angel

[CyanideGoodnight]

Isn't so perverted either

[Angel Androgynous]

Has boobies dat reach all da way to da floooorrrrr.


Also is not my wifey.

Ninja'd!


Isn't a ninja!

[PervertedStalker]

is really an old lady in the bodyof a teenager

[Ben Michael]

Is a really bad stalker :p

[PervertedStalker]

HEY! dont be soo mean! ↑is not rlly 14 but instead a 45yr old

[Amaryllis]

Is actually a mermaid

[SosbanFach]

Eats mermaid tails

[PervertedStalker]

↑is actully mr.potatoehead and has many mushroom children whom he eats