Corrupt-A-Wish

[The Batman]

This is one of my favorite games all you have to do is make a wish and corrupt the wish of the previous poster. I'll start with a simple one.

I wish for 200 million dollars.

[iJack]

You get 200 million dollars, but you die

i wish for a hunk of metal

[The Batman]

The hunk of metal falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish I had super powers.

[Triple7]

Your super powers cause too much collateral damage and you lose everyone and everything you love.

I wish I had a new cap.

[iJack]

You get a bottle cap


i want a penny

[The Batman]

You meet a girl named penny but she has crabs.

I wish for ultimate power.

[Triple7]

Your ultimate power causes the universe to implode into you.

I wish I had no essays to write.

[iJack]

you dont have to write essays, you have to write 20 page books

i wish for a Macbook, broken or ok

[The Batman]

You get kicked out of college and banned from every other one in the world so now you don't have any essays.

[japanman]

you get no essays but your teahcher gives you more math homework =P
i wish i was japanese :D
dang it you beat me to it...

[iJack]

you become japanese, you forget english, and cant post on VT ever again

I want a pillow

[Triple7]

Your pillow is made of lead.

I wish I won the lottery.

[iJack]

you win the lotery, you get shot cashing in the check

i want a PS2 to USB adapter

[The Batman]

YOu get it but lose your ps2 and computer.

I wish I had someone would slap the guy that invented schools.

[iJack]

the guy who invented it is dead

i want a 2 dollar bill

[The Batman]

You get a duck bill worth 2 dollars.

I wish I had wings like an angel.

[iJack]

you cant contrull your wings and you fly into a poll

i want a cell phone

[Oblivion]

Your cell phone blows up in your hand and you lose your ear.

I wish i had a puppy :)

[iJack]

The puppy bites off your finger and pees in your shoes

i wish for 11,000 posts

[Oblivion]

You get 11,000 posts, but you get banned because they are all spam :)

I wish i had a kitty

[japanman]

You got a kitty but it gets pissed due to mistreatment and scratches your balls off (ow)
i wish i had a doggy

[Oblivion]

The doggy turns out to have rabies and eats your family and you... Then it comes back and barfs up your body parts! Ewww

I wish i was a superstar :)

[Zephyr]

You turn into a kitty, somebody runs over you and you die.

I wish that it was graduation already!

[iJack]

you go to graduation and get shot by a maniac

i wish i was me

[Oblivion]

It is graduation, but your home posting on VT and you missed it now you have to go back forever!

I wish i was a bird!

[iJack]

you fly into a tree

i wish i had a tv in my room

[Oblivion]

You get a TV in your room but all it does is run Non-Stop baby movies :)

I wish i had a mac

[dudesweet101]

you get a mac but it has anthrax inside of it.

I wish I could be with my gf right now.

[Oblivion]

You are with your GF but then she breaks up with you

I wish i had a new TV

[iJack]

You drop the tv down the stairs

i wis i had a GF

[Oblivion]

You get a girlfriend but then she takes off her clothes and she has a dick.

I wish i had a new chair

[iJack]

You sit on the chair and it breaks

i wish for a pen

[Electric Cheese]

you get the pen, but its in the hands of a maniac, who stabs you with it

I wish for one night with Gail Kim

[Maverick]

Granted, but you get an incurable STD.

I wish my homework was done.

[Sugaree]

Your homework is done but robbers come and steal it.

I wish that my dog wouldn't die.

[Electric Cheese]

(damn you for giving us one that will make us look like bastards after posting)
**kindest option** your dog runs away

I wish I had a million wishes

[Sugaree]

the million wishes are gone and then you have one and you wish that your parents were dead :D

I wish my old MP3s didn't get thrown away

[Electric Cheese]

all your mp3s get corupted, including the genesis ones

I wish that I could fly

[iJack]

you flu into a poll

i wish for a aaa battery

[Electric Cheese]

the aaa battery leaks into your coffee

I wish someone would come online on msn ffs, I mean 57 contacts and not one online!?!

[iJack]

they come online, only t tell yu to jumoff a cliff


i wish to be a mod

[Camazotz]

After you become mod, the website shuts down and will no longer exist.

I wish for world peace.

[Eagle1]

there will always be wars there will always be diffrences


I wish for a CCW permit (concealed carry permit)

[japanman]

You get but it gets thrown into the fire

i wish that the world would go back to bieng balanced

[Josh9961]

the world is balanced but a fat person eats a custard cream and it tilts to left and throws us all off the edge.

i wish for a lightsabre

[AutumnDae]

You get it, but in the process you lose both your arms so you can't have it.

I wish for an onion, so I can finish making my salad.

[Josh9961]

you get your onion but you cut it up and it starts screaming. you get tried for murder and sentenced to life in arizona maximum security prison with a bunch of sexually deprived nutjobs.

i wish for a pack of condoms. (y not indeed?)

[myskias]

your kitty pissed on ur face and it was acidic and burned your eyes out :P

I wish i was controller of the shadows

[Oblivion]

your kitty pissed on ur face and it was acidic and burned your eyes out :P

I wish i was controller of the shadows

Lol whered the kitty come from?

Anyway you control the shadows, but then you become one

I wish i was the universe controller

[myskias]

haha i didnt know there were three pages :]

All the people and everything in the universe rebels and eventually kills you

what if i wish i was a shadow!

[iJack]

You hide and are neer seen again

i wish i had one more post

[The Batman]

You post something completely vulgar and rude and get banned.

I wish I wasn't so damn sexy.

[Josh9961]

you stop being so damn sexy and end up looking like a sumo wrestler.

i wish i was the gwim weaper:yes:

[[[chickaroo92]]]

You become the Grim Weaper...but suffer a bad life.

I wish that I could sleep more.

[Josh9961]

you oversleep and miss the naked celebrity gyrating on your bed while you sleep.

i wish for a bathtub of irn bru :P

[notsure101]

you drown in it

i wish to be the ruler of russia

[Axellance]

You become ruler of russia but the us government overthrows the russian governemnt takes the land and in the process kills you and everyone you care about:)

I wish i had the power to change peoples views on different sexual orentations :)

[Josh9961]

you change their views so everyone loves gays. and hates straights. chaos ensues. world meltdown. the halo fanatics rise up and "pwn" you.:P


i wish i was scarface

[Zephyr]

I turn you into a supermodel = )

I wish that I get a good roommate next year!

[Tree]

You get a good room mate, but it turns out shes so good that every thing you do she finds something wrong with it and drives you into suicide.

I wish I weighed more...(someones gonna make me over weight lol)

[Axellance]

you become overweight and throght the earth off balance causing armageddon to come early!!

I wish i was skinnyier!!

[Close102]

you become so skinny your ribs rip through the sides of your body.

i wish to go on a date with the girl OF (not in) my dreams.

[Axellance]

u find out the girl of your dreams is actually a vampuire and she kills you.

i wish i was 21!

[Falk 'Ace' Flyer]

You become 21 inches tall and get stepped on.

I wish for... straight A's. (oh boy, I see somebody giving me gay A's in the near future...)

[Axellance]

you become a total neard and nobody likes you.

i wish i has a drivers licence and car. (im gonna get in a car crash huh)

[curiousteen]

u get a car and it blows up when u start it.

i wish i could get anything i want

[ShatteredWings]

only ten days, not bumping lol :P


you get everything you want, but in a week you want to die, and you do :evil:


um...i wish all my clothes fit properly again...AND that they don't turn into geeky, slutty, or overly-nerdy stuff either

ha! work that one

[blank_07]

all your clothes fit, but everyones decided to become nudists.

i wish my dog wasnt a retard.

[Palm kid]

ur dog becomes smarter than you and ur parents prefer it andkick u out

i wish i had a pet llama

[blank_07]

your llama has a disease and all its skin falls offf.

i wish i had unlimited time.

[Palm kid]

u cause the space time continuim to explode destroying the universe

i wish i could be at calis house

[blank_07]

you arrive there, but cali's dead. :O!

i wish i had a laptop.

[curiousteen]

well ur lap top explodes and u get another one and it also explodes

i wish i was no global warming

[blank_07]

instead, global freezing (:

i wish i had a kitty,

[ShatteredWings]

you get a kitty, but it's hairless and hates u


oaky..i wanna be able to stop bingeating AND not become a bony stick :P

[BeautifulSilence]

You stop binge eating but get hugely fatter, due to your body not understanding the sudden change (HA!)


I want... to have my perfect body*


*That's MY idea of a perfect body...

[Coesistere]

You become plastic, like a barbie doll.....:eyebrow:

I wish i could fix my life

[george]

You fix your life but then realize that your life before was better :D

I wish I had air. HAH!! lets see something bad happen to me from air :P

[curiousteen]

the air is poison and u choke.

i wish i was the smartest in the world

[george]

smartest what? you never specified :P
you become the smart rock in the world

i wish for a swimming pool full of mountain dew code red :D sweeeeet

[curiousteen]

u get to addicted to it and u wont come out


i wish that dogs were the dominant pet.

[iJack]

You drown


i want this post to stay here

[Atonement]

Alex hates you and deletes it.

I wish I had a purple foot.

[george]

The foot comes alive and eats your body.

I wish for a swimming pool full of jello :D

[curiousteen]

when u dive in u fly through the roof

i wish we were all rich

[ShatteredWings]

You stop binge eating but get hugely fatter, due to your body not understanding the sudden change (HA!)
aww that was mean! lol

we all become rich, since everyone's rich, nothing's worth anything and the world gets dystroied
muhahaha


uh..i wish my mom was sane again

[notsure101]

she becomes same but is TO PERFECT

i wish i had air right now!

[curiousteen]

u have air but not for long

i wish i could fly

[Camazotz]

You start flying, but go so high, you go into space and die.

I wish you couldnt corrupt this wish...

[Scuicide by star]

I wish your wish was corrupted

[curiousteen]

he wish was corrupted and then ur wish was to. (idk)

i wish there werent any deaths

[Scuicide by star]

there arnt any deaths, but then the world over populates and we start living 5 people per square foot


i wish to have iron mans suit

[curiousteen]

u have iron mans suit but u cant move because its a fake and u cant move.

i wish everyone told the truth(i know how this is goin to tun out)

[ShatteredWings]

ya tells the truth, but they hate you (hehe)


i wish that...i wish that i could just be stable

[macaulay]

you could be, but you are too unstable to be stable

i wish i had a guinea pig with laser eyes that kill budgies with super sonic hearing that eat goldfish .

[ShatteredWings]

the pig and the fish kill and eat you


i want to be perfect

[heartagram72]

you're perfection makes someone jealous and they scissor kick you in the back of the head.

i wish that my pubes were dyed green

[macaulay]

the green colour turns off any chick who sees them

i wish that a giant squid fell from the air conditioner and everybody saw it and i was made leader of the world

[Oblivion]

You become leader of the world but then the giant squid eats you and becomes the new leader

I wish i had a new phone

[DaretoFallup]

you get a new phone but it doesnt get service

i wish i had a piece of cheese

[ShatteredWings]

the cheese is extra moldy

i wish i didnt get hungry

[The Batman]

You didn't get hungry so you starved to death.

I wish people weren't assholes.

[DaretoFallup]

people aren't assholes, but they are too nice and everyone is comfortable with everybody and no one gets any space

i wish for this headache to go away

[Never_Forget]

Your headache leaves home and you die from grief and loneliness.

I wish I was indifferent.

[ShatteredWings]

becomes indifferent and then dies because he donstn eat or do anyhitng important


i wish i could eat w/o being afraid

[Never_Forget]

You eat without being scared but you can't stop and explode.
I wish the person below cannot corrupt this wish.

[Zan0ra]

Never the less I will curropt your wish

I wish I had a pet dog :)

[Requin]

your pet dog is actually Paris Hilton.

I wish i had a new house.

[Jesse]

Congratulations! You have won a cardboard box.

I wish I had a clock

[Requin]

Well done, you have won a drawing of a clock!

I wish i had a rolex!

[Jesse]

You get Rick Rolled (http://rick-rolld.com/) (Protip: When the boxes pop up, hold enter for a good 20 seconds. :) )

I wish I had a cookie!

[Requin]

I'm not falling for the Rick Astley thing!
You have a cookie for a head!!!

I wish i was married to Monica Belluci!

[Jesse]

Bwahahahaha. :)

You are now married to some random hobo you found on the streets of Mexico City!

I wish I was president!

[Requin]

Your president of Kazakstan (Spelling???)

I wish i could finish my song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zephyr]

Well, the CD forever keeps on skipping in a part where it screeches very badly... and your CD player is busted and won't let you take it out.

I wish that I won the lottery.

[Requin]

You won the Oxfam lottery for flood victims!!!
You win a 2nd hand shirt.

I wish that i had my worry beads

[joe66pak]

you get them but you go insane and try to eat them and choke

i wish my cat located a wormhole like in my pic.

[raiders rule]

Your cat finds it but is taken into a future full of dogs
I wish i was better looking

[Zan0ra]

Congratulations you now look like tom sawyer!

I wish I wasent rich

[joe66pak]

Your cat finds it but is taken into a future full of dogs


Aww my poor cat!

You're not rich, but you"re too poor and become a hobo on the street and have to live in a box.

I wish my room was clean.

[ShatteredWings]

your room is clean, but you hve no stuff


i wish i was healthy

[joe66pak]

You get healthy, but then an unhealthy person becomes jealous, gains magical powers and sucks the health out of you, and you don't have enough gold for a healing potion so you die. (diablo 2 reference.:))

I Wish that the song "iron man" didn't have such an abrupt ending.

[Rutherford The Brave]

The abrupt ending gets more abrupt and you cry yourself into a comma then you come out and raging lamposts eat your flesh.

I wish money fell from trees.

[joe66pak]

Money falls out of trees in the form of huge gold coins and you get hit by one, causing you to become unconscious.

I wish my computer had a bigger hard drive.

[Brazdar]

Your computer gets a bigger hard drive, but gets full of viruses too

I wish the Moon show me a big grin, just like this :D

[Rutherford The Brave]

The moon smiles at you then falls on you like Majora's mask
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/cf/The_Majora's_Mask_Moon.jpg

I wish I could be the gingerbread man!

[Oblivion]

You become the gingerbread man, but thne you get eaten by that creepy moon mask thing

I wish i had 10 million dollars

[joe66pak]

You get 10 million confederate bank notes.

I wish Guitar hero 3 Had only expert mode and only dragonforce songs so that it would be super hard.

[ShatteredWings]

granted, but you become profesiolal at both and then gain no life


i wish i had fairy wings..THAT WORKED

[joe66pak]

You get them but they work too well and fly you into space and you explode.

I wish for chocolate.

[ShatteredWings]

the choclate is laced with poison

i wish i was a perfect pianest

[joe66pak]

You get perfect but then everyone gets jealous and they trap you in solid carbonite.

I wish that i had telekinesis.

[Brazdar]

You get telekinetical powers but your head explodes because of that ( though i read that a russian telekinesist had a heart attack because of her powers :huh: )

I wish I had a penthouse in LA

[ShatteredWings]

your penthouse is full of coke and your busted


i wish that all food was chocolate

[Brazdar]

all food turns into chocolate, but you eat it all and you get way overweigh and the Earth cracks beacuse of your weight

i wish i had a new book case

[curiousteen]

u get a new bookcase and it mysteriously disappears.


i wish everyone in the whole world was my friend.

[Brazdar]

everyon in the world becomes your friend, but they all get jelous on each other and they kill each other and you remain alone.

I wish I were a god.

[Trademarked]

you become a god, but you are the god of feces and therefore all feces EVER is automatically attracted to YOU.

i wish to have a wish that goes uncorrupted.
(oooooooooooooohhhhh)

[ShatteredWings]

your wish is NOT granted because it's in impossiable wish :P


i wish i sang better

[Brazdar]

you miraculously begin to sing better but then you get dumb.

i wish i were a wish.

[Never_Forget]

You become a wish, then become a laywer, because this game is CORRUPT a wish.

I wish I had magic powers and was not trappable or killable ^^

[ShatteredWings]

granted, but you end up being so upset that you can't just DIE at the age of 300

[joe66pak]

You're supposed to make a wish!

I wish that fable 2 would come out sooner.

[japanman]

It comes out in outer space sos you can get it.

I wish i had a sandwich :P

[Sage]

Granted, it's made of cardboard. And flesh eating bacteria.

I wish I'd get a witty reply to this.

[Random_oso06]

it so witty that it isn't witty at all


I wish everyone in the olympics get a medal

ha try messing this one then you'll dissing your own country

[Brazdar]

A virus hijacks all the computers from Beijng and the Olympic Games are being stopped for ever :evil2: , eh just kidding, they're stopped for the next four years (and yeah i don't give a fuck about what my country is doing at the Olympics)


I wish I had a zero calories chocolate bar.

[japanman]

Granted, it's made of cardboard. And flesh eating bacteria.

I wish I'd get a witty reply to this.

O my favorite :P *devours sandwich*

You get only it has a side efect of killing you.


I wish Halo was real ( a disaster waiting to happen xD)

[ShatteredWings]

it becomes real. and everyone dies (what you dind't see this comming?)

i wish that there was a perfect wish

[Sage]

Granted, it's not for you.

I wish I had million dollars.

[Random_oso06]

you get a million dollars but you find out your parents stole it from the bank and get set to prison

I wish animals can talk

[Sage]

Granted, they use this ability to band together and overthrow us.

I wish children weren't all such brats.

[ShatteredWings]

children aren't brats, they are HOLY TERRORS!


i wish i knew how to drive

[ThatCanadianGuy]

You become an excellent driver, but some idiot runs a red light and kills you.

I wish that somebody could come up with an imaginative way to corrupt my wish.

[AutumnDae]

Your wish is corrupted because if it isn't I will personally have to make it become corrupted. Try and figure that one out!

I wish I had my contacts today.

[Ceilidh]

You've got your contacts but they also make you blind~

I wish I could dye my hair blonde.

[PortugalTheMan]

Someone misinterprets the word and "dies" your hair and it falls out
I wish that this wish cant be corrupted in anyway.
(if it is i call facism) :D

[Rutherford The Brave]

Granted it doesn't get corrupted and no one cares and you end up lonely

I wish I had coffee...

[The Batman]

Granted but the coffee is cold and old. You end up getting sick and now your in the hospital.

I wish that I had a brand new laptop.

[[[chickaroo92]]]

You got your wish, but it appears your laptop broke the minute you used it.

I wish for a smile face.

[ShatteredWings]

you get it, but its a sad smilie :(


i wish the lawn would mow itself

[ThatCanadianGuy]

It does, but the lawn never stops mowing until it cracks the Earth's crust and lava destroys your house.

I wish I had a million wishes!

[ShatteredWings]

the wishes are for me not you xDD



i wish for a computer that worked better

[Random_oso06]

granted but the computer is still in the store


I wish I have a brand new ipod

[shikachunin]

Your IPod puts a virus into your computer, and Apple won't listen to UR complaints

I wish for a NON-annoying brother!

[The Batman]

You get an evil brother who decides to enslave the human race including you.

I wish this thread wouldn't get locked.

[Neverender]

well if it does, i already made another thread of this. this isn't very corrupted though..

i wish to fly home to newfoundland

[curiousteen]

ur flight was canceled because of engine problems.


i wish i was psychic

[Avalikia]

Okay, but now you can't tell the difference between the present and the future, and you're probably going to end up in a mental institution for the rest of your life as a result.

I wish I was good at driving.

[bethsanderson]

You are the best driver ever but you crash and lose your legs :D x

ii wish ii had an xbox 360 elite :p xx

[BlackenedSilver]

You get it but then a cat comes in and breaks it.

I wish I was smart.

[Requin]

Your now smart about Nature. (Your worst nightmare)

I wish I was blue.

[BlackenedSilver]

I grant your wish but then someone dumps a bucket of water on you and it washes off.

I wish I was an actress.

[Neverender]

you are but you end up getting nominated for worst actress of the year, then you win a razzie.

i wish requin was blue..:)

[Avalikia]

Okay, but in order to do that I'm gonna need to make you purple...

I wish I could make it through the holidays without gaining weight.

[Neverender]

you get it, but right after the holidays you gain 600 pounds

i wish newfoundland separated from canada

[ShatteredWings]

it is, but then you don't have govenrmnt and everything dies



i wish someone found and GAVE ME my brain and sanity back

[curiousteen]

they gave u a brain and sanity back but its not urs.

i wish there weren't any fake ppl in the world.!!!!!

[Neverender]

then the only person that would vanish would be Joan Rivers (you know, because shes had so much plastic surgury, shes like a robot, or Darth Vader)

i wish "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" would go die

[curiousteen]

well sorry she dies

i wish everything was fair

[Neverender]

it is, but then you'd get banned

i wish the weekend dosn't end

[Axellance]

Nobody will ever go to work and make money and they will all get lazy and fat and you will untimely be responsible for the end of the human race!

I wish i had a pizza right now!

[The Batman]

It has Anchovies.

I wish that I could go to work soon.

[BuryYourFlame]

You get too work early, only arriving in time for your boos to tell you that you have been fired.

I wish I had my pen back

[Axellance]

someone throws it at you and it stabs you in the eye!

i wish i was god!

[BuryYourFlame]

your powers isolate you from everyone and everything you love

i wish i was NAKED :P

[MysticalBurrito]

Your naked the some type of gentital eating rat comes along

I wish I had some jello

[BuryYourFlame]

Your room fills up with jello and you drown in it.

I wish that Paula was online

[MysticalBurrito]

Paula comes online and curses you out

I wish I had something to eat :(

[ShatteredWings]

you do, it's yourself

i wish my iPod worked right!

[MysticalBurrito]

Your Ipod works but it distroys the world

I wish that time til the party would come faster

[ShatteredWings]

party starsts now, but you'r enot ready


i wish i could take a shower in 2 minutes and be dry after and not die

[BlackenedSilver]

You shower and dry too quickly, then your skin burns. (Friction)

I wish the snow/ice would melt.

[ShatteredWings]

it melts then you flood


i wish it was summer so i didn't have to go to school

[MysticalBurrito]

Its summer and its 120 degrees out

I wish that i had some strawberrys

[ShatteredWings]

you have em, and you can even eat them,... but they're poisionous




i wish i could join u and dezi into ruling the world :P

[MysticalBurrito]

You do but we brainwash you :D

I wish someone i knew would log on

[ShatteredWings]

they log back out in a few seconds

i wish you wernet' invisable :P

[MysticalBurrito]

I univisible myself then you still cant find me

I wish thats i had a Cheez stick!!

[BlackenedSilver]

You get one but you drop it in a deep puddle.

I wish that film was better, scarier.