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Kitten
February 19th, 2011, 06:02 PM
the love potion goes wrong, and you fall in love with your reflection, ending up like narcusis (greek mythology, ftw.)


I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy right now.

Fourth Dimension
February 20th, 2011, 03:27 AM
it falls out instead

i wish i had a job

Fushigi
February 20th, 2011, 04:34 AM
but after a day u will get fired :)

i wish to see that person again :)

danmanlott
February 20th, 2011, 11:42 AM
you do.... in a coffin

I wish I had mac

Sebastian Michaelis
February 20th, 2011, 01:13 PM
the person you asked for a mac thought you said crack and gives you a package and then you die in a drive by because it was another gang's cocaine.

i wish VT was cooler

danmanlott
February 20th, 2011, 04:17 PM
....

Kitten
February 20th, 2011, 05:55 PM
family guy is taken off air. but family girl starts to show, and its ten times worse.


I wish he would call me back.

Fourth Dimension
February 20th, 2011, 07:43 PM
he does but as hes dialing hes hit by a bus and fractures his spine

i wish i had a wii

Fushigi
February 20th, 2011, 08:21 PM
but after u had it u will wake up and realizes that it was only just a dream :)

i wish to have good grades this sem!!! :D

Sebastian Michaelis
February 20th, 2011, 11:59 PM
you die instead

i wish for a dream in side of a dream

Fushigi
February 21st, 2011, 02:03 AM
but that dream is not a dream its a nightmare in side a nightmare that will cause ur death :P

i wish to dont have a chicken pox

Sebastian Michaelis
February 22nd, 2011, 03:23 PM
you chicken pox for the rest of your life

i wish for free porn

Kitten
February 22nd, 2011, 07:50 PM
you get it, but its gay asian porn.


I wish for an onion ring.

Fourth Dimension
February 22nd, 2011, 08:36 PM
you get it but its toxic

i wish i had a new ipod

Kitten
February 22nd, 2011, 08:57 PM
You get an Ipod cardboard cut-out.

I wish i could stop world hunger. (:

Infidelitas
February 23rd, 2011, 06:00 AM
You stop world hunger, but then you get hungry

I hope they allow gay marriage in australia

Sebastian Michaelis
February 23rd, 2011, 10:09 PM
you get it, but its gay asian porn.

should have researched me, i love gay asian porn especially when its FRREEE!:D thanks for making my wish better :P.

they do but only if you're on death row

i wish for pornographic emotocons on VT (i know i know. its wrong. but it is funny)

Fushigi
February 23rd, 2011, 10:11 PM
vt will allow it but u will get banned .. wishing for that :)

i wish that my scholarship will be granted..

Infidelitas
February 23rd, 2011, 11:23 PM
Your scholarship is granted, but its to pimp school not a university :P
i wish somebody would buy me a Diamond earing

Theone15
February 24th, 2011, 07:34 AM
You get the love potion but the person becomes so in love they kidnap you

I wish life was worth it

Infidelitas
February 24th, 2011, 02:38 PM
i didnt say anything about a love potion...

your life becomes worth it, but then fell off a cliff.

i wish for a 20000000 inch computer monitor

Sebastian Michaelis
February 24th, 2011, 06:52 PM
the company thought you said something else and you end up getting one that is quadruple the size and it takes you 3 years just to get your pointer from the top of the screen to the bottom.

i wish for an immortal puppy that stays as an immortal puppy forever!

Kitten
February 24th, 2011, 07:03 PM
You get the puppy, but it doesn't obey you. Instead of being well behaved, it takes over the world, and makes YOU his pet.


I wish there was no timezones.

wiip
February 24th, 2011, 08:20 PM
All time zones vanish, but you get lynched by angry australians trying to sleep during the day!

I wish I could have a say, get my opinion noticed!

Infidelitas
February 25th, 2011, 03:29 AM
Your opinion gets noticed, but every one disregards it anyway, you say dont walk in front of that moving train *splat*

I wish for new tires on my car

Sebastian Michaelis
February 25th, 2011, 01:57 PM
they put the tires from a hotwheel toy car on your car.

I wish to be invincible

Infidelitas
February 25th, 2011, 04:51 PM
Your invincible, but you live forever and ever and you try to kill yourself, but you cant because your invincible. And you still age too so your like a prune.

I wish petrol was free

Sebastian Michaelis
February 26th, 2011, 01:04 PM
it is but only after you die.

i wish for infinite incorruptible wishes

Infidelitas
February 26th, 2011, 06:52 PM
Granted. But you die in a ball of flames and cant use any of them

I wish for sunny weather

Death
February 26th, 2011, 07:00 PM
The weather is so 'sunny', that the sun ends up burning half the Earth into a scorched, barren wasteland, like that of Fallout 3.

Infidelitas
February 26th, 2011, 07:14 PM
you get murdered for not making a wish

I wish my toilet would scream when ever anyone took a dump

Kitten
February 26th, 2011, 08:45 PM
not only does it scream, it sings, spits and bites.


wish i could connect my phone to my wii somehow & use my phone to text this. wii is hard to type on....

Infidelitas
February 26th, 2011, 08:49 PM
You connect it up, but it only works in a language that no one can understand.

I wish I had a bobblr head

Sebastian Michaelis
February 26th, 2011, 09:26 PM
you become a bobble head instead

i wish to never die till i want to

Fushigi
February 26th, 2011, 09:50 PM
but u will want to die before ur wish comes true :p

i wish to pass my subjects :)

Sebastian Michaelis
February 26th, 2011, 10:07 PM
FAIL, that is what you do!

I wish for 8 brand new fully functioning lamborghini gallardos, a black one, a red one, a yellow one, a white one, a purple one, a green one, a blue one, and an orange one!

insanity
February 26th, 2011, 10:29 PM
you get them but first you have to work your but off for most of your life to afford them, soon as you get them you drive one to the bank and you get shot in a bakn robbery.

I wish the moon was made of cheese :3

danmanlott
February 26th, 2011, 10:42 PM
it is but it throws off the tides and now there are no fun beaches, so now economies of Florida and California collapse.

I wish I could see all the new office episodes

insanity
February 26th, 2011, 10:55 PM
you do, they sucked, you are extremly disapointed and swear never to watch the show again.

I wish I was wise :S

Cloud
February 26th, 2011, 11:07 PM
You become the wisest person ever, And in your genius become insane, are deemed a threat to humanity and are "dealt with" by the government

I wish for nothing... O.o

Fushigi
February 26th, 2011, 11:12 PM
but u still get something LOL

i wish for a better place :)

Cloud
February 26th, 2011, 11:18 PM
You get a better place, but then your neighbour finds oil in their garden and the oil tycoons demolish your house and you end up homeless

i want pie

Fushigi
February 26th, 2011, 11:19 PM
but the pie is rotten :)

i wish thia will be on top 12 :)

Infidelitas
February 27th, 2011, 01:32 AM
sorry, it happened, but you died just after,

i wish i was a witch that never dies, and turn the world in to a garbage dump

Death
February 27th, 2011, 06:29 AM
Eventually you have nothing left to live for and use your magic to reverse your invincibility and commit suicide.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Infidelitas
February 27th, 2011, 06:35 AM
well, you did so there :P
i wish i had an iphone

Fushigi
February 27th, 2011, 06:46 AM
u got the phone 50 years from now.. so we got the supeeeeer high tech phones :P

i wish to be alone

Infidelitas
February 27th, 2011, 07:02 AM
you end up alone, then i walk in, so ur not alone anymore
i wish that any wishes come true

Fushigi
February 27th, 2011, 08:12 AM
but my wish is not to grant all the wishes that people will wish :) *evil laugh* so ur wish wont happen :)

i wish its march 3 today :)

Kitten
February 27th, 2011, 02:19 PM
Speeding up time, the world goes out of orbit, and we all die.


I wish my thin mint cookies would freeze already -.-

Sebastian Michaelis
February 27th, 2011, 05:14 PM
you fall asleep waiting for them to freeze and then when you wake up your is empty because you got robbed but they left one cookie for you and you eat it and die because it was poisoned.

I wish for 8 FREE brand new fully functioning indestructible Lamborghini Gallardos, a black one, a red one, a yellow one, a white one, a purple one, a green one, a blue one, and an orange one!

Infidelitas
February 27th, 2011, 05:54 PM
You ge them, but then the world runs out of petrol, so they become useless.

I wish that my school would burn down even though its made entirely of concrete and bricks

Kitten
February 28th, 2011, 10:30 AM
your school burns down while your in it... and you burn to death.



i wish money really did grow on trees.

Infidelitas
February 28th, 2011, 02:40 PM
it does, but its the wrong currency,

i wish for a lollipop

Sebastian Michaelis
February 28th, 2011, 03:37 PM
you choke....and then you die.


I wish for 8 FREE brand new fully functioning indestructible Lamborghini Gallardos that run on nitrogen but still go as fast as a normal Lamborghini Gallardo, a black one, a red one, a yellow one, a white one, a purple one, a green one, a blue one, and an orange one!

Scooby Dooby Drew
February 28th, 2011, 04:28 PM
Granted, but I don't give you the keys </3

I wish I had more coke...... (coca-cola that is)

Kitten
February 28th, 2011, 04:59 PM
you do. but it's old, uncarbonated, & poisoned.



i wish i could be fall-proof... (i seem to be accident prone).

Infidelitas
February 28th, 2011, 10:25 PM
You discover you are, but then i push you over mwhahaha

i wish for cute kitty cat. You wouldnt hurt a kitty cat would you?

Sebastian Michaelis
February 28th, 2011, 10:32 PM
yes, but it hurts you, gives you cat scratch fever, and then you die.

I wish for 8 FREE brand new fully functioning indestructible Lamborghini Gallardos that i can start with my mind and that run on nitrogen but still go as fast as a normal Lamborghini Gallardo, a black one, a red one, a yellow one, a white one, a purple one, a green one, a blue one, and an orange one!

Infidelitas
February 28th, 2011, 10:47 PM
all the tyres are flat, and they dont make them or repair them anymore. Sorry. So you cant use them

I wish i was the sound of silence

John Marston
March 1st, 2011, 04:15 AM
Granted but you are forever made into pie (yeah take that motherfucker)

I wish that I was an element-bender (ya know, an earth/air/water/firebender. metal/lightning bending is just fire bending. YES I LOVE AVATAR!)

Sebastian Michaelis
March 1st, 2011, 04:20 PM
you get you powers, use them for evil, people capture you torture you and kill you within an hour of getting your powers

I wish for 8 FREE brand new fully functioning INDESTRUCTIBLE and with invulnerable tires Lamborghini Gallardos that i can start with my mind and that run on nitrogen but still go as fast as a normal Lamborghini Gallardo, a black one, a red one, a yellow one, a white one, a purple one, a green one, a blue one, and an orange one!

Cloud
March 1st, 2011, 04:38 PM
I leave dogshit on the seats

I want an icecream

Vonn
March 1st, 2011, 04:41 PM
Granted. It's secretly made of frozen horse jizz.

I wish for headphones that actually work.

Cloud
March 1st, 2011, 04:47 PM
Granted. It's secretly made of frozen horse jizz.

I wish for headphones that actually work.

you get them
but your music player breaks

i wish for frozen horse jizz

Scooby Dooby Drew
March 1st, 2011, 04:50 PM
Granted, but it's actually ice cream

I wish I didn't have to go to work ;_;

Infidelitas
March 1st, 2011, 09:05 PM
You do, for the resto of your life.

I wish i didnt have to go to work tonight

Cloud
March 1st, 2011, 09:08 PM
your house explodes while your in instead of being at work and you suffer horrendous burns and loss of limbs

I want the world in my pocket

Sebastian Michaelis
March 1st, 2011, 10:25 PM
I wish for 8 FREE brand new fully functioning INDESTRUCTIBLE and with invulnerable tires Lamborghini Gallardos that i can start with my mind and that run on nitrogen but still go as fast as a normal Lamborghini Gallardo, a black one, a red one, a yellow one, a white one, a purple one, a green one, a blue one, and an orange one!
I leave dogshit on the seats

I want an icecream

YAY I finally get them and all i have to do is clean off some dog shit. HELLZ YEAH!!!!:D:D:D

it doesnt fit, you rip your favorite pants and then you die.

I wish for a free lifetime pass that also doubles as a fastpass to all the disney world parks in florida

Infidelitas
March 2nd, 2011, 05:23 AM
You get them ,but the parks close down.

I wish for a wish wish for a wishwish for a wishwish for a wishwish for a wishwish for a wishwish for a wishwish for a wish

Cloud
March 2nd, 2011, 01:13 PM
you get it but i punch you in the nose for being a fool with your wish

I want only good things to happen for 22 seconds

Death
March 2nd, 2011, 01:25 PM
By "good", the wish is interpreted as you being good by giving absolutely everything you own to a random stranger.

I wish I didn't require sleep so that I can get a lot more done.

Kitten
March 2nd, 2011, 04:26 PM
granted, but you go insane with so much extra time.



i wish i could see the future.

Sebastian Michaelis
March 2nd, 2011, 08:13 PM
you see how you and all you know and love die, fall into a deep depression, and kill yourself


i wish for a glass of piss to throw in that bitches face (not anyone here on VT)

Kaya
March 2nd, 2011, 08:40 PM
You get the glass, but it drops and it lands on you instead of them.

I wish for spring to be here.

Cloud
March 2nd, 2011, 08:42 PM
you get hit in the face by a bed spring

i want facebook to be not shit

Fushigi
March 3rd, 2011, 08:25 AM
granted but suddenly ur fb was hacked....

i wish that i was different person

sports fan1
March 3rd, 2011, 10:31 PM
you become a different person, but he's paralyzed from the neck down.

i wish that i ended world hunger, but it causes nothing bad to happen. at all

Sebastian Michaelis
March 3rd, 2011, 10:51 PM
you end world hunger then you go hungry and die


i wish for a diet coke

the wasabi
March 15th, 2011, 02:28 AM
you get a diet coke but you die right before drinking it from a heart attack.

I wish for world peace.

Weeping
March 15th, 2011, 10:51 AM
You thought that you got it. But it was only World War 3.

I wish I would be thin.

Sebastian Michaelis
March 15th, 2011, 04:29 PM
You die of bulimia and anorexia.

I wish for my super power of choice (I'm not telling you cuz this super power would let me do anything) :D

the wasabi
March 15th, 2011, 06:28 PM
people are jealous and hate you for your power; they kill you in your sleep......
or you run away from humanity and migrate to another planet.

i wish i got into UCLA.

shyed2011
March 16th, 2011, 04:22 AM
];1000188']Granted, but it snowed early.
I wish people would just stop annoying me.

your not annoyed by anyone anymore but no one says anything to you ever again

i wish i had a 10" penis

the wasabi
March 16th, 2011, 04:24 AM
your penis is so big it keeps girls away....

i wish i had a girlfriend.

Kitten
March 16th, 2011, 01:04 PM
You get one, but she takes all of your money, making you poor. Eventually, you are forced out of your home, broke, and alone...


I wish i could meet the gieco cavemen.

Infidelitas
March 16th, 2011, 11:47 PM
He dies the day before you were supposed to meet him,

I wish for a packet of chips

the wasabi
March 16th, 2011, 11:56 PM
the chips were expired and you died of food poisoning.

Infidelitas
March 17th, 2011, 12:08 AM
the chips were expired and you died of food poisoning.

You didnt make a wish!

the wasabi
March 17th, 2011, 12:18 AM
You didnt make a wish!

oh ya.....
i wish everyone in the world stopped aging and no one died.

Death
March 17th, 2011, 12:28 PM
The world gets so overpopulated, that you have to wade through a crowd of hundreds of people just to visit your neighbours over the road.

I wish that we had no seasons; just nice constant weather.

the wasabi
March 17th, 2011, 11:48 PM
the weather stays stormy forever, everyone gets depressed and kills themselves.

i wish I was taller.

yumm
March 17th, 2011, 11:51 PM
you lose your legs.

i wish my dog would live forever.

the wasabi
March 17th, 2011, 11:59 PM
you die.

i wish i was a baller.

Kitten
March 18th, 2011, 01:28 PM
The genie hears you wrong, thinking you said "i wish i was a ball."
The next thing you know, you're being smacked around with shirtless guys on a beach.



I wish i had more green rep. (:

Sebastian Michaelis
March 19th, 2011, 12:53 AM
people are jealous and hate you for your power; they kill you in your sleep......
With the super power i get there is ABSOLUTELY 0 ways to kill me EVER soo thanks
or you run away from humanity and migrate to another planet.
i could always do that and return faster then the speed of light if i wanted to. lol

your rep gets soooooo high they ban you for the belief that you hacked VT

I wish to be able to ban one person of my choice from VT forever.

Death
March 19th, 2011, 02:07 AM
They then track you down and decide to meet you in real life.

I wish I could change my appearance at will (and back again of course ;)).

John Marston
March 19th, 2011, 02:32 AM
You do but soon your appearance starts changing itself whenever it wants causing you to LOOSE CONTROL!!

I wish for my brain to come up with the funny shit that the Old Spice commercial people come up with.

Death
March 19th, 2011, 01:58 PM
It first requires you to learn the difference between 'loose' and 'lose'.

I wish I weren't so observant.

Kitten
March 19th, 2011, 06:22 PM
you become so absent minded you don't even notice your own murder taking place.


I wish i never got wrinkles. Like, i could still be pretty when i'm 80.(:

Sebastian Michaelis
March 20th, 2011, 12:03 AM
you never get wrinkles, but you get cellulite all over your body and get very prominent varicose veins. enjoy. lol

i wish for the Coca-cola recipe

Alfred Pennyworth
March 20th, 2011, 01:27 AM
You get it, make it, and sell it at school, and get charged with copyright infringement....tough luck

I wish for an iPod Touch

Fushigi
March 20th, 2011, 01:28 AM
ull have it but ull realize that it was only just a dream.. :)

i wish to have good grades :D

the wasabi
March 20th, 2011, 02:39 AM
you get good grades, but your parents don't accept you.

I wish I had more friends.

Fushigi
March 20th, 2011, 02:42 AM
u will have more friends but their parents wont allow u to be their friends :P

i wish to have lots of money :P

the wasabi
March 20th, 2011, 04:42 AM
you have lots of money, but no friends...

i wish to have my rep power raised.

Fushigi
March 20th, 2011, 04:45 AM
ur rep will be 100 but suddenly u will get banned because u did something inappropriate :)

i wish to have that person as a classmate this coming school year :P

MacMilker
March 20th, 2011, 10:00 AM
that person will be your classmate this school year then will spontaneously combust before your very eyes.

I wish I had a pet tiger c:

Fushigi
March 20th, 2011, 10:02 AM
u will have a tiger as a pet but soon u'll realize that the tiger is just a stuffed toy :P

i wish to have a better place :P

MacMilker
March 20th, 2011, 10:07 AM
youll have a better place but then realize you were just dreaming

I wish I was rich.

Fushigi
March 20th, 2011, 10:08 AM
u'll be rich but then again u'll realize it was only just a dream... hahaha

i wish that i dont need to wish something (:P)

MacMilker
March 20th, 2011, 10:09 AM
you dont wish something and none of your dreams will come true

I wish I can find a distraction so I can stop playing this game xD

Fushigi
March 20th, 2011, 10:15 AM
u will find a distraction but u'll realize it was only just a dream! wahahaha (kidding.. but then u will miss playing this game so u'll be here again)

i wish to have lots of friends on the next school year...

sports fan1
March 20th, 2011, 06:01 PM
you make lots of freinds, but then they all move away.

i wish for 10 dollars.

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 21st, 2011, 01:06 AM
You get the 10 dollars, but then your neighborhood hobo steals it from you, by hitting you with a pancake.


I wish I had mind reading powers :)

Deathwingo0o
March 21st, 2011, 09:58 AM
You do and read everybody mind so thorough your brain gets so full you cannot remember anything else. :)

I wish he would say yes when I ask him on wed weeeeeeeeee ^^

Fushigi
March 21st, 2011, 10:05 AM
he would say yes on Thursday though... hahaha

i wish its march 28 already :P

Ambrosia
March 21st, 2011, 10:57 AM
March 28 finally comes but you fall into a coma and sleep through it and the 29th.

I wish I could go home and go to bed.

Fushigi
March 21st, 2011, 10:59 AM
ull be at ur home but u'll find out that ur bed is missing :)

i wish to be alone :)

Death
March 21st, 2011, 11:48 AM
The wish is granted by everyone else dying.

I wish I could have sex constantly.

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 21st, 2011, 06:24 PM
You have it constantly but then you end up having a phobia of sex, and when ever someone mentions anything to do with that subject, you go crazy and fling knives at people...


I wish I could control my teachers minds so they wuldn't feel the need to give us a load of homework...

Death
March 22nd, 2011, 03:25 PM
They give you extra classwork instead which requires twice the effort.

I wish I could pause time at will.

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 22nd, 2011, 04:39 PM
You can freeze time at will. But something goes wrong , and time is frozen forever and there is no way to fix it.


I wish I could draw on my friends face with a sharpie during school...

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 02:45 AM
You draw a swastika on her forehead, it can't come off, people think she's a neo nazi, and you stop being friends.

i wish i created some iphone app that made me rich.

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 23rd, 2011, 03:33 AM
You create the app, but I take the credit for it causing ME to be rich :)


I wish I oculd get Rebecca Black's song "Friday" out of my head.....

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:38 AM
it will be gone because ur head will be cut off waahaha

i wish to have a great summer vacation :P

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:40 AM
you have a great summer vacation, but fall comes and you get your head cut off.

i wish i was a doctor.

Bmilli
March 23rd, 2011, 03:41 AM
noo he beat me to it ok ill make a new 1.


you are a rug doctor. haha

i wish to rule the world.

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:42 AM
you rule the world the day the world ends and your head gets cut off.

i wish i was a mod of virtualteen.

Bmilli
March 23rd, 2011, 03:44 AM
you become a mod but everyone hates you.

i wish i had some mountain dew.

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:46 AM
you die from drowning in a pool of mountain dew. and your head gets cut off.

i wish maplestory was online again...

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:46 AM
it will be online again but u will be offline (cheesy! haha)

i wish for a cake :D

Bmilli
March 23rd, 2011, 03:50 AM
you get pie instead.

i wish for pie.

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 23rd, 2011, 03:53 AM
You get pie, but it's one of those clown pies...

I wish I could think of a wish..

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:53 AM
you end up thinking of a wish, that causes your head to be cut off.

i wish for ice cream.

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:54 AM
the ice cream is not cold though...

i wish for a chocolate mousse :D

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:56 AM
you get pie....

i wish i could watch a movie.

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:57 AM
u will get blind thou...
i wish to have lots of money :P

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 23rd, 2011, 03:57 AM
I end up getting your money :)

I wish .......... I could fly :)

Bmilli
March 23rd, 2011, 03:57 AM
noooo! im not changing it lol ill do both.

@fushigi you get something that looks like chocolate mousse. *WINK*

@tryingtofly you think you can fly but sadly fall of a cliff. attempting.

i wish i could fall asleep.

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:58 AM
...wait did we just all corrupt fushigi's wish...haha.

you fall asleep and never wake up.

i wish i was at the philippines.

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 03:59 AM
u will fall asleep FOREVER *evil laugh*

i wish for a new laptop

edit: u will be in philippines but in maguindanao hahaha :D

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 04:00 AM
it breaks the day you get it...

i wish it was the day.

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 04:01 AM
but it was the night!! wahahaha ( what the? haha)

i wish to have my scholarship granted :)

Bmilli
March 23rd, 2011, 04:04 AM
that ones hard to corrupt because it would be bad not to get a scholarship. lol. but ill do it.

you get the scolarship but your school blows up the next day. there we go thats a good 1. XD

i wish the light in my room was brighter.

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 04:05 AM
because ur kind ... :)

the light in ur room will be brighter but u can only use it at morning :)

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 04:13 AM
.... no wish.

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 04:14 AM
u will have a wish though :P

i wish that wasabi will be banned because he has no wish! (hahahaha joke :P)

the wasabi
March 23rd, 2011, 04:14 AM
u will fall asleep FOREVER *evil laugh*

i wish for a new laptop

edit: u will be in philippines but in maguindanao hahaha :D

didn't see that till now....haha very clever. :)

and u get banned instead because you didn't post a wish earlier...

i wish i could fall asleep and wake up the following morning.

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 04:16 AM
i wish that wasabi will realize that he has to post his wish so that we can corrupt it :)

(thanks btw hahaha)

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 23rd, 2011, 09:35 AM
He posts it, but his wish is to turn you into a puppy.......


I wish I wasn''t too lazy to get up and eat....

Spook
March 23rd, 2011, 09:50 AM
You get up and eat but all you have in the fridge is ketchup. :P

I wish I had a mansion. :D

Fushigi
March 23rd, 2011, 09:51 AM
the mansion is made up of papers..

i wish i was taller :P

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 23rd, 2011, 11:50 AM
You become taller, but so tall that your head can touch the moon. You eventually die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I wasn't obsessed with Sonny With A Chance...eck :(

the wasabi
March 24th, 2011, 06:58 PM
Sonny with A Chance asks you to be lead character, you are obsessed with the show and plotline, they think your crazy so they fire you, you burn the buildiing down in anger.
sorry couldnt think of anything else.

i wish i had a swimming pool.

Roses_Are_Yellow
March 24th, 2011, 07:20 PM
lol..

You get a swimming pool, but it's one of those kiddy pop up swimming pools...

I wish I didn't feel sick

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 01:13 AM
You don't feel sick but you still are and end up doing lots of things that cause you sickness but you never feel sick and you die from your own disability to feel sickness and not report it. (long and may not be understood but that is irrelevant)

I wish some movies would go on a lot longer than they do.

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 01:14 AM
but u'll get blind so u wont notice that the movies are lot longer now..


i wish for a good food :)

insanity
March 25th, 2011, 01:16 AM
THOMAS:
they go on forever... mwahahahah

I wish we lived closer.... ;)


edit damn slow computer D:

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 01:19 AM
who?!? hahaha

u will live closer with the person ur referring ... but your house got burned so u will live in other place :P


i wish for snow in our country :D

the wasabi
March 25th, 2011, 01:51 AM
avalanche.

i wish it stopped raining on my spring break. :/

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 02:19 AM
Fushigi: She means me, I'm Thomas.

It does but then you get DOUBLE SUN POWEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! (If you don't get the reference, pm me and I'll get you the link)

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 02:26 AM
you dont have a wish.. so ill give u a wish!! hahahaha

i wish to live abroad :(

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 08:04 AM
You get on a plane with all your belongs and it crashes.

I wish for the motivation needed for me to go to bed.

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 08:17 AM
ull have it ... but u will realize ur bed is missing :P

i wish for a cold weather :D

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 08:32 AM
You get a whiteout.

I still wish for that motivation.

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 08:49 AM
and that motivation is a ghost wahahaha

i wish to gain more weight!!!

Spook
March 25th, 2011, 08:49 AM
You gain more weight....but become too fat to get out of your house's front door! :D
I wish I could eat a house in one bite :P

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 08:51 AM
haha you can eat a house.. but u can't bite hahaha

i wish for a black forest cake :D

Spook
March 25th, 2011, 08:53 AM
The black forest cake turns into a real forest and u get lost >:D

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 08:54 AM
u got a wish coz u dont have one hahaha

i wish to have a new cp :)

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 08:57 AM
CP?

I wish to know what a cp is.

Spook
March 25th, 2011, 09:04 AM
CP?

I wish to know what a cp is.

Club Penguin??? LOL xD

I wish I could pee on Mars

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 09:08 AM
(oh lol... i think we only use that abbreviation "cp" in my country it means CELLPHONE)

you will be in mars but ur body was cut in half by an UFO so u died hahaha

i wish that i live in europe :)

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 09:11 AM
(oh lol... i think we only use that abbreviation "cp" in my country it means CELLPHONE)

you will be in mars but ur body was cut in half by an UFO so u died hahaha

i wish that i live in europe :)

Brutal

You do but you die by nothing.

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 09:16 AM
you didn't wish for anything so u wish that u'll die hahahaha

i wish not to die? hahaha :D

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 09:37 AM
You do anyway.

I wish to be left alone when I want to be.. instead of the exact opposite happening.

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 09:41 AM
u will be alone ur whole life.... :P

i wish to have a great summer vacation :)

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 09:45 AM
You think it's a great summer vacation when it's a dream inside a dream inside a dream inside a dream inside a dream and you get stuck in Purgatory.

I wish to be let out of Purgatory.

Fushigi
March 25th, 2011, 09:46 AM
ull be let out but u'll realize it was only just a dream and then u'll die.. hahaha :D

i wish to have lots of friend here :)

John Marston
March 25th, 2011, 03:18 PM
^Was that a nelly reference?

You have so many friends, your facebook becomes rogue and you have to kill it in a game of Yahtzee.

the wasabi
March 26th, 2011, 01:53 AM
people keep forgetting to have wishes haha.

i wish for happiness....

Fushigi
March 26th, 2011, 01:54 AM
you'll be so happy until you die :)

i wish for a nice bag :)

the wasabi
March 26th, 2011, 02:17 AM
nice bag is stolen by thief.

i wish i could turn on and off into a dragon. (like jake long)

Fushigi
March 26th, 2011, 02:23 AM
hahaha you will be a cartoon as well...

i wish i could turn back time

the wasabi
March 26th, 2011, 02:33 AM
you alter important world events and cause the end of the world.

i wish for a klondike bar.

Fushigi
March 26th, 2011, 02:40 AM
you alter important world events and cause the end of the world.

i wish for a klondike bar.

you died because you are included after the world has ended so u won't get the klondike bar hahaha


i wish for world peace ;)

the wasabi
March 26th, 2011, 02:43 AM
there was world peace the moment you went back in time, making you the blame of the end of world peace and the world itself.

i wish the world didn't end.

Fushigi
March 26th, 2011, 02:46 AM
the world wont end but ur life will end ... :) hahaha

i wish for a cookies & cream ice cream ( yum )

the wasabi
March 26th, 2011, 03:11 AM
brain freeze.

i wish i could star in a show.

Death
March 26th, 2011, 03:47 AM
It's an over-40s porno.

I wish that my next wish will be corrupted.

Fushigi
March 26th, 2011, 03:49 AM
it will not sorry :p

i wish for a cold weather :)

Death
March 26th, 2011, 03:53 AM
^^Haha, paradox. ;)

The weather becomes so cold that everything freezes solid and you become an ice cube.

I wish I could change the laws of physics with a click of my fingers.

Fushigi
March 26th, 2011, 03:57 AM
but all of your fingers was cut so u cant change the laws of physics.. coz u dont have any fingers (awww hahaha) ;)

i wish to have a bigger T.V :)

Death
March 26th, 2011, 05:11 AM
It's so large, that each individual pixel is the size of a house.

I wish I could fly and see like an eagle.

Fushigi
March 26th, 2011, 05:13 AM
you will be an Ostrich instead... hahaha

i wish i can travel around the world in 80 days :D

XJRookie07
March 26th, 2011, 07:07 PM
You have to do all the traveling on a little kids tricycle...

I wish no body could corrupt my wish no matter what.!!

Leviathan
March 28th, 2011, 12:52 PM
Then you would end the game and everyone would be upset!

I wish the worlds economy would fall

Sebastian Michaelis
March 28th, 2011, 04:56 PM
it falls on you...killing you

I wish for world peace

the wasabi
March 30th, 2011, 02:31 AM
only way for world peace is to have you killed.

i wish food would appear whenever i wanted it to appear.