Corrupt-A-Wish

[OrangeBanana]

That was pages ago, I;m sitting hoping these are safe

[Alfred Pennyworth]

don't you have a question?

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

No....
I wish my headachs would stop.

[humanesquire]

They do, but then you get decapitated.
I wish for a wish that nobody has wished for that will benefit me.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But every had wished for a wish

I wish that I had long hair.

[DreamSeeker]

You get long hair, but it's full of head lice.

I wish for school to be closed forever

[lipstick_kisses23]

driving school is closed forever

I wish I had one more older brother =]

[Daniel_]

Granted, but he is a serial killer who murders members of his immediate family.

[Vonn]

You didn't wish for anything. To the guillotine.

I wish it would rain blue tennis balls covered in wet cement.

[lipstick_kisses23]

they turn into cotton balls before they hit earth

i wish i had a confetti blaster!

[Trevoooor]

The confetti blaster backfires, and burns your house down.

I wish my fingernails would stop growing. :3

[Vonn]

Granted. I bite them off for you and my saliva halts their progress forever.

I wish I could be the Dancing Queen.

[Trevoooor]

While dancing, you fall off the stage and break your neck.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of orange juice.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but you're young and sweet, only 17

I wish the world and/or me wasn't so fucked up...

EDIT: Ninja'd

Granted, but you die of over-vitamin C-ination

I wish the world and/or me wasn't so fucked up...

[Iceman]

Granted but it turns back after a day

I wish my leg did not itch

[Vonn]

Granted. Your crotch itches forever and always.

I wish I could sleep at will, whenever and wherever.

[DreamSeeker]

You can, but sleep once and you will never wake up.

I wish for immortality.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But your a vamp so you cant go into the sun.

I wish I lived in Canada

[Ali_Cat]

You move to canada, but civil war hell breaks lose.

I wish my bowl would clean itself.

[Kitten]

it does, but while cleaning, your toilet back fires and shoots at you.
(you never said which bowl) ;)


I wish i found true love.

[DreamSeeker]

You find it, but they die the next day.

I wish love did not exist

[aussiecasper]

granted but no the world is a dark depressing place and a rash of suicides occur wiping out the entire world

I wish i cared

[Skeptical Bear]

uhhhhh. This one's hard. ummmmmm You now care but you lose everything and everyone you love.

I wish for an extra set of teeth!

[CaliKid24]

You get an extra set but they fall out.


I wish my favorite team went to the superbowl.

[Skeptical Bear]

They go to the Superbowl, but, end up getting permanently suspended because one of the player beat the shit out of another player from the other team.

I wish I had toilet paper.

[Kitten]

you get toilet paper, but its already used, and the sight causes you to get sick.



I wish i had a maid.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But you have to pay her $1,000,000,000s any hour
I wish could go to a Joan Jett concept

[ikhasgkfjh]

That is beyond fake.

I wish I could start my dream job as a Police Officer now.

[Weeping]

But the Police Office blew away in a storm.

I wish I suceed as a photographer.

[Never_Forget]

You succeed as a photographer but you go blind and can no longer photograph things.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me. Mwahahaha.

[Kitten]

you make your wish mistakingly on 'opposite day' and have terrible karma for eternity.


I wish i had perfect cellular service everywhere. :3

[ikhasgkfjh]

I blew up all the towers.... Sorry :D

Wishes he could make the Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation. :)

[Kitten]

your foundation is made, but it costs you all your money - and makes you go bankrupt.

I wish i had a high motabolism.

[ikhasgkfjh]

Your metabolism becomes dangerous. You become anerexic and die. Sorry :P

I wish I was Stronger than I am.

[Skeptical Bear]

You get strong but using steroids and end up having an ugly floppy body as a result.

I wish I had a job.

[Kitten]

you get a job as a port-a-potty cleaner. your pay is crappy (no pun intended...)
afterwards, you accidentally fall in, and drown in feces.



I wish my facebook would download pictures faster.

[Iceman]

Granted but you upload tons of pictures and end up getting stalked by a creeper :peek:

I wish I could go to sleep

[insanity]

you fall asleep but you never wake up....

I wish I never sent any pictures to him

[Iceman]

Granted but you loose him anyways (sorry for the loss?)

I wish she had him back

[Kitten]

she gets him back, but he has changed since then into an abusive ass.


i wish i had more real friends, not the kind that lie and are 2 faced.

[Iceman]

Granted but you move

I wish the dogs outside would stop barking every day

[Kitten]

they do, but dogs everywhere are randomly dying.
the stench is so bad, and the decaying bodies have nowhere to go. getting you sick.


i wish i could change my features, and my positive points, like on sims.

[Iceman]

Granted but you are in sims, and you get told what to do, because you are a person in someone's game

I wish I had water

[Kitten]

earth floods.


i wish people couldnt lie.

[Iceman]

your ugly(not really :P)

I wish I had a remote that controlled things

[Fourth Dimension]

Granted: you control things that arnt good for you to be controling and you ruin your life

I wash that I had my singing voice back

[Kitten]

you get it back, but you are unable to even talk or whisper. everything you say comes out as song.


I wish every marker was a good smelling marker.

[ikhasgkfjh]

You get high off the markers everyday, and becomes very stupid.

I wish I was on Jersey Shore.

[Fourth Dimension]

you become as stupid as them and get arrested for being drunk and too tan

i wish i was rich

[Kitten]

you become rich of monopoly money, and cannot buy anything.


i wish i didnt have to sleep.

[Sire]

Granted, but you die from the lack of sleep

I wish there were more gay people where live

[ikhasgkfjh]

Granted, but they are all assholes.

I wish we would move into a house already!(Btw apartments suck!)

[Sire]

You do, but the downpayments on the house make syour family go bankrupt.

I wish I had rthe chance to go back in time 4 months.

[Jstr]

you go back for months but lose the memory you had between then and now

i wish for world peace

[Lonely_Shadow]

you become a world leader in preaching peace but blown up due to a car malfunction on the highway, people thought u were bombed and it started a war


i wish to go into a dream within a dream within a dream within a matrix within a dream within your mind... then intercept your thoughts and implant an idea in you mind

[Skeptical Bear]

You get to go into a dream within a dream within a dream within a matrix within a dream within my mind... then intercept my thoughts and implant an idea in my mind.....
But I take all the credit of that Idea.
I wish I wasn't so shy and sensitive.

[Sire]

Granted, you are now an insensitive asshole

I wish I had an Evo-4g

[Iceman]

Granted but you have to go to school! So in 4 hours it falls and breaks

I wish I wasn't sick

[Sire]

Congratz, your not sick.

You now are dead.

[Fourth Dimension]

no wish???
okay???
welll....
I wish I had my own house

[RLuna]

You get your new house, to bad its a bird house.

I wish i was out of high school

[Kitten]

you walk out the doors, only to walk right back in them the next day.


I wish i had a professional good-cooking chef to make me dinner.

[HeroesAndCons]

You get a chef but he poisend you

I wish that i am famous

[Fourth Dimension]

you become famous but the paparazzi end up consuming you and eventually destroying you like they almost did Britney spears

i wish i was skinnier

[HeroesAndCons]

u are skinnier but u cant fir in any clothes

I wish i didnt have any corrupt wishes

[ikhasgkfjh]

All your wishes come true and everyone hates you.

I wish school had more breaks for vacation.

[HeroesAndCons]

They do but your intelligence level goes down

[Fourth Dimension]

umm no wish okay

well

i wish my new glasses were here

[Death]

They're the wrong prescription.

I wish I were a bird.

[Etzim]

Your a bird But a hunter shoots you with a shotgun.

I wish i never get sick.

[insanity]

you get eaten by a cat :p


I wish I could fly

[Kitten]

you fly but your wings are put together with wax, like in the myth icarnus and daedalus, and your wings melt. you drown in the oceans below.
read the myth.


i wish my internet was faster.

[Fourth Dimension]

it gets so fast that it overloads your computer and it blows up


i wish i had wendys sounds so good right now lol

[Etzim]

You get wendys but you find a Finger in your chili.

I wish i had something to do.

[Death]

You end up doing your mum.

I wish that this wish will not be corrupted.

[Fourth Dimension]

it gets corrupted anyway

i wish i had some vodka

[Deathwingo0o]

You got so drunk that you never wake up.

I wish to have a bf!

[Fushigi]

u will have a bf at the age of 90 :P

i wish i can travel around the world :D

[Fourth Dimension]

your plane gets lost like Amelia eirheart

i wish i had a new computer

[Fushigi]

but suddenly it will be broken before u use it :P



i wish to be better person :D

[Fourth Dimension]

you become better than everyone else and the start to hate you

i wish oprah was president

[Deathwingo0o]

Oprah end up dead tmrw.

I wish I can tell him I like him :D

I wish you won't corrupt this xD

[Fourth Dimension]

you tell him and he ends up liking you too but is in a relationship already

i wish i wasnt single

[Mrs.KermitTheFrogx]

You get in a realtionship then they cheat on you :/

i wish the dog next door would stop biting me every time i walk past !! O.O x

[Fourth Dimension]

he does but now all he does is hump your leg all the time

i wish i wasnt tired

[Deathwingo0o]

But you are.



I just met him again today! I wish he could tell me he is gay and wanna be my b/f! :)

[Sire]

He does, then he is hit by a bus right as he leans in for your first kiss.

I wantz to live in Canada to be near my Bestie Dx

[Jstr]

You move to canada but your bestie dies

I wish for someone to anser this question

[Sebastian Michaelis]

someone does but u die b4 u hear the answer

I wish to know of a wish that is incorruptible.

[Fourth Dimension]

it gets corrupted anyway

i wish it wasnt a blizzard here

[Deathwingo0o]

it gets corrupted anyway

i wish it wasnt a blizzard here

Bad news. The biggest blizzard that has never been seen is coming your way. All roads out of the city is blocked because the cops when psycho. It will last for 10 years.

I am pissed that the bad Sire corrupted my wish so badly :(

I wish Sire can edit his corruption :) maybe?

[John Marston]

Bad news. The biggest blizzard that has never been seen is coming your way. All roads out of the city is blocked because the cops when psycho. It will last for 10 years.

I am pissed that the bad Sire corrupted my wish so badly :(

I wish Sire can edit his corruption :) maybe?

He does but makes it worse than before

I wish I had something to fucking drink ><!!!!

[Name]

You pour bleach instead of water.

I wish I had a more noticeable abdominal muscles

[John Marston]

You exercise, get some, but then become an addict to exercising and get so big and noticable it's ugly

I wish for some more coke (yes I did get a drink :D. And it's not bleach, luckily)

[Kahn]

You get more coke but it's the narcotic, not the drink.

I wish for this to wish to be uncorrupted under any circumstance, for it is the perfect wish. I wish for nothing.

[John Marston]

You don't get nothing. You get everything... PILED ON TOP OF YOU

I wish for coca cola instead of cocaine

[Kahn]

You still get cocaine, nigga.

I wish for this shitty movie to be over.

[John Marston]

The movie ends, and starts again.

I wish for... a better computer.

[Name]

You get a better computer, but your power goes out for weeks and you cant use it

I wish I found $20 without getting harmed finding it or keeping it

[John Marston]

You find the $20 and don't get harmed whilst finding it or keeping it. But you use it to buy a huge lolipop and get the shit kicked out of you for the lolipop.

I wish that pokemon were real

[wyatt]

Pikachu zaps you!

I wish my love poems weren't as epic as they are.

(ha! corrupt that!)

[John Marston]

"Dang it, Pikachu. I can't take that many volts runnin' through my body like every single other character can!!"

Unfortunately for you they become MORE EPIC and Chuck Norris see's them as too epic for love poems and blows them up 50 trillion times with one blink of his left eye.

I wish Pikachu would realise I'm not Ash

[Deathwingo0o]

You are not and be zaps you to death.
Take this!
I wish I could use a pokeball to capture his heart :)

[John Marston]

You wanna capture my heart?

[Sebastian Michaelis]

they capture all the hearts in the world and every one dies except me

i wish wishes weren't real

[John Marston]

Wishes aren't. But then they get invented as soon as your used to there not being no wishes

I wish that I could unlesh fireworks from my chest like Katy Perry

[Deathwingo0o]

Wishes aren't. But then they get invented as soon as your used to there not being no wishes

I wish that I could unlesh fireworks from my chest like Katy Perry

Katy my g/f, maybe.
I wish he could kiss me :)

[John Marston]

You want to capture my heart and now you want me to kiss you?

[John Marston]

LOL so confused on what your saying, Jon.

I wish Jon would tell me what he means.

[Fourth Dimension]

he does but it confuses you

i wish i could meet the mother monster(Lady Gaga)

[John Marston]

You do but she eats you, bein momma monsta and all.

I wish my stomach would STFU (Its one of those times where you become really hungry for no reason. And no, it's not the munchies)

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but it never functions again :(

I love you let's have a relationship :)

I wish pika would reply with me soon and say yes. (although it will be corrupted hoho ^^)

[UnknownError]

Connor says no he won't.

I wish I was a tree.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you become a tree and get struck by lightning

i wish for this wish to get corrupted (try and corrupt that beeotches! anything you say makes it a paradox)

[Sire]

Your banned from Virtual teen so you never find the answer!

I wish i wasnt surrounded by so many fucking assholes in Mont. :D

[John Marston]

Granted but then they are exchanged for nice people. Creepy creepy nice people (i think they made pies and sausages and shit from your old 'neighbours')

I wish for a drink. AGAIN!!!!! And it needs to be cold =P

[Deathwingo0o]

They turned into caffeine. All of them. :)

I wish he would reply me :(

[Name]

He doesnt
i wish i couldnt get harmed emotionally physically, socialy, or mentally

[Deathwingo0o]

But you get killed instead.

Where is everyone? I wish I could summon others :)

[insanity]

you cant use your powers well enough and you summon to much people at once and they all squish you to death..... sorry :/

I wish I knew what was happening >.<

[Fushigi]

but after u knew what is happening u will have amnesia :D

i wish that the one i love will love me as well :( hehehe :P

[Fourth Dimension]

you find out but your scarred for life

i wish i was at my goal weight

[Deathwingo0o]

Yes but then they revert to original state.

I wish gays are allowed in my country.

[Sire]

They are now, but your country is then bombed.

I wish I could fly!

[Jstr]

You jump but you fall back down

i wish this game kept goin on

[Sebastian Michaelis]

it stops after everyone dies in 2012 (btw i dont believe in that shit)

i wish to die

[Deathwingo0o]

You don't and get into a coma.


I wish that I can be thin like my friends!

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you become anorexic and go into a coma next to Riddler001

I wish to be coma-proof

[restricted NA]

You wish you were coma proof when your in a coma

I wish i could fly

[Deathwingo0o]

You drop down and get into a coma.

I wish I can kiss him :)

[Quahog]

but he has no lips so you cant

i wish I were invisible.

[Fushigi]

but something private will be visible... hahahaha


i wish i can get high scores in my test tomorrow!! (p.s dont corrupt this) hahaha kidding :D

[Azunite]

granted, but exam records were burned afterwards

I wish VT never existed

[Fushigi]

but there will be a new site like vt :D that will be called teen virtual ahahaha


i wish i live in any part of europe :D

[Quahog]

you live in europe, but you get bored and want to move somewhere else

I wish I had a pet monkey

[Fourth Dimension]

you get it but it throws shit at you

i wish i had money

[Azunite]

Granted but they are fake.
I wish this thread was closed and no such thread ever opened again

[Sire]

granted, but you are banned from VT for hacking teh interwebz

[Jstr]

i wish for a PONY YYYYYYYYAAAAAYYYYY

[Sebastian Michaelis]

Your dad buys you one then you get to watch it get turned into glue.

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

[Kitten]

Granted, but the dragons soon smell your flesh, and decide to share you as their afternoon snack.

i wish skype would work properly. -.-

[Sebastian Michaelis]

It does but only when you're not using it.

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with friendly herbivore dragons in a land apart.

[insanity]

your heart is to small to grant you that wish fully, half way on your flying trip you fall off in to the sea.


I wish I could find chocolate to eat

[Sebastian Michaelis]

The chocolate is poisoned giving you an incurable migraine and all drugs are nonexistent.

I wish.

[insanity]

you cant wish unless you are blowing out the candles on a birthday cake, cutiing cake, or blowing seeds off one of them round things, sorry what ever you planned to wish for can not be granted.

lol i wish your signature didnt make me laugh

[Sebastian Michaelis]

i makes you laugh till you die

I wish for scream 4 to come out sooner

[Deathwingo0o]

It does but every cinema you can think of gets burned off.


I wish I can't kiss him :!

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you can and will for eternity stuck like that 4ever

I wish to have ultimate power

[John Marston]

Granted but Chuck Norris kills you for having that much power when NO MORTAL SHOULD =P

I wish for it NOT to be so fucking hot

[Deathwingo0o]

you can and will for eternity stuck like that 4ever

I wish to have ultimate power

Thanks riddler :D

But it is. And will be forever.

I wish pikachu, the one above me would reveal his true name.

[Fushigi]

lol look at his profile u will see his name... but after u knew it u will have amnesia :D

[Sebastian Michaelis]

I wish to have everything good and bad happen to me and have nothing happen to me. (HA! try and corrupt that!)

[Fushigi]

ur wish is not commanded :D waahahahahaha

i wish to have a wish :D

[Sebastian Michaelis]

ur wish is not commanded
wtf does that mean

you get a wish but cant make it because you can no longer speak.

I wish for a camera.

[Fushigi]

wtf does that mean

you get a wish but cant make it because you can no longer speak.

I wish for a camera.



ok.. i mean ur wish will not be granted?!? get it? hehehehe

@topic but after u got it u will break it :(


i wish that all ur wish will not be granted :) (so u cant corrupt anyone's wish :P)

[Skeptical Bear]

Wish is granted, until you find out it was dream.. :D :lol:

I wish I could visit Italy..

[Fushigi]

hahahaha!!!!!! :P
wish is granted but u will find out that it was a dream as well

hahaha... i wish to have a new bag :D

[Skeptical Bear]

You get the bag, but it flies out the window.. :P

I wish I could live in Manhattan.

[Fushigi]

wish is granted but u will realize it was only just a dream....
hahahaha
i wish to have the money that ive been waiting for :D

[Jstr]

After u get it you find out it was robbed and goes to jail


I wish i can talk to flying bunnies( sorry im bored)

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you can and do talk to flying bunnies but then get arrested for possession of illegal hallucinates.

I wish for an indestructible camera that is surgically attached to my head

[ikhasgkfjh]

You had an untrained m.d. work on attaching it to your head, in the process he damaged your brain and you cant figure out how to use the camera.

I wish I had a really nice car.

[Skeptical Bear]

You get a really nice car which ends up having no engine in it and there are no places that have the engine to work with your car to work.

I wish I had a better mouse..

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you get a mouse with rabies and it bites you

i wish to be the next chuck norris

[Deathwingo0o]

You do but you get shot in the head.

I wish I have the guts to tell him I like him.

[Fushigi]

but if ur ready to tell him u will forgot what will u say

i wish to have a better life :D

[Deathwingo0o]

You do by having rain every day.

I wish, for once, someone(he) would accept me when I tell him I like him.

[Fourth Dimension]

he accecpts you but it ends up not working out

i wish to get tickets to Britney Spears next tour

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you do and you get tickets front and center and you see how ugly she is and when you go back stage to meet her she barfs on you then you leave and get mugged and watch the thief drive away in your car as you suddenly have amnesia and fall into a deadly coma to wake up when you turn 100 and die 1 second after you wake up. sorry im in a bad mood

i wish to be able to torture them till they die at my hands.

[Kitten]

they are indistructible. They never die, instead they overtake you, and torture you to your death.


I wish i had a working 'universal' remote for the world.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You get one but you accidentally destroy all of them and yours after hitting the super duper ultimate slow-mo which makes you move 1 1,000,000th of your normal speed and your flashback button was broken on it so every time you're about to die you go back to being a baby that still has to move in super duper ultimate slow-mo for eternity. sorry im in a bad mood.

I wish god didn't do anything when you masturbate.

[Fourth Dimension]

you do and you get tickets front and center and you see how ugly she is and when you go back stage to meet her she barfs on you then you leave and get mugged and watch the thief drive away in your car as you suddenly have amnesia and fall into a deadly coma to wake up when you turn 100 and die 1 second after you wake up. sorry im in a bad mood
.
its okay lol and funny thing is ive seen her front row and center lol she is gorgeous in person XD
but anyway
you get borred with it and want the trill of it back so you wish for your wish to be reversed

i wish i wasnt tired

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you are always tired

i wish for a nice new computer

[rieyu]

I am gonna confuse :(

[Fushigi]

u can talk to them but because they are flying u cant hear them

i wish to have better friends in the near future

[Fourth Dimension]

you get them but they get hit by a bus

i wish i could meet anne frank

[wiip]

The remains of Anne Franks skeleton fall out of a cupboard onto you.

I wish I could be a girl :P really.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you become a girl and get an illness that makes you have a period every day of your life causing everyone to hate you.

I wish VT could get some good new threads

[Fourth Dimension]

they become over crowded
i wish my depression would go away

[insanity]

it does, but you never come on VT again and everyone misses you.

I wish I was preety

[wiip]

You become pretty but all your friends leave you because you have become vain. Sucks.

I wish I understood everything...

[Sebastian Michaelis]

you do but it costs you 50 years of your life

I wish i had the most rep here (plz help all of you can PLZ)

[Lonely_Shadow]

well you got some much rep you went power crazy and tried to take over VT and you ended up dying from starvation because you were to concentrated on trying to take over VT.

i wish for a new ,indestructible, cell phone that's water,fire, and elemental proof haha

[CypherCore]

You can't haz more rep.

I wish I never had lag during my gaming.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

@Blackout you get so excited as it arrives at you door stop you have a heart attack and die

@CypherCore you never get any lag during you gaming cuz all you gaming crap is destroyed

I wish to have any super power of my choice

[wiip]

You get it but it was given to you by means of a dodgy operation, which, it turns out, had left a tiny nick in your heart. one year later it tore when you were enjoying yourself in a strenuous fashion (I refuse to describe exactly what you were doing, for modesty's sake. OK, fine, you were running for the ice-cream truck ;D), and you fell and died. Sos. :P

I wish I was more socially accepted.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You are so socially accepted that you life becomes like the movie "The Roommate" and every one tries to kill and become you.

I wish to have 44oz diet coke right now I'm thirsty.

[Fushigi]

u will have it but ull realize its just a 10 oz coke so ull get disappointed! hahahaha

i wish to have good grades :D

[Kitten]

You drop out of school because its too easy, make no income due to lack of education and become homeless and die.


I wish i could get my bellybutton pierced.

[wiip]

You get your belly button peirced, but it all goes wrong, and somehow your entire internal organs pour out one small hole in you tummy :P

I wish I was with Ailsa today...

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You get to be with her but she goes crazy, kidnaps you, and tortures you till you die.

i wish for batteries

[Fourth Dimension]

You get them but they are dead

i wish i had a drivers licence

[Fushigi]

but after u have it ull die in a car accident (haahhahaha) :p

i wish its april now :(

[Kitten]

You mess up the timezones, and the world somehow looses its natural orbit. It explodes.


I wish i could stay on the computer a bit longer.

[Death]

You end up getting square eyes.

I wish people would know the difference between loose and lose.

[Fushigi]

but after knowing that they will die

i wish to have a new laptop :)

[Sebastian Michaelis]

Your laptop arrives and a spider was in the packaging and it bit you and put you into a coma for your entire life.

I wish for a new laptop.

[Fushigi]

u realized i was ur reincarnation then suddenly what happened to me happens to u ... the spider killed you hahahaha :P

i wish to get a high grade on my toeic :)

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You get such a high grade that you get accused of cheating and they fail you.

I wish i was a dog

[Fushigi]

u will be a dog but u will realize that u want to be a human :)

i wish to have a love potion :)