Corrupt-A-Wish

[Iceman]

Granted but you become straight

I wish I had some money

[Jagster]

(Damnit. Lol.)
Granted, but it's only 2 pennies.

I wish everyone in the world loved me.

[Iceman]

Granted but you cant feel emotions

I wish my back would stop hurting

[Bmatlman]

granted but now the rest of you hurts.

i wish my laptop worked right

[Iceman]

Granted but now it gets stolen

I wish I had 3 wishes

[Bmatlman]

granted but all a messed up and all they do is get me back my laptop

i want my cat to stop cleaning its self will sitting on my junk

[Iceman]

Granted but it pops its claws out on your penis

I wish he got his laptop taken again

[Jagster]

Granted, but you get taken with it.

I wish I could have $20.

[that kid]

Granted but it's fake and you're arrested for paying with it.

I wish I didn't have homework over the weekend.

[Jagster]

Granted, but your parents give you chores.

[that kid]

Well that wouldn't surprise me...

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Jagster]

Granted, but you lose control of everything of your body but your nose and lungs.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[that kid]

Haha reminds me of Ed, Edd and Eddy...
Granted, but then you are caught and turned into sushi.

I wish I could meet Morgan Freeman.

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but it's a poster. xD

I wish I could stop time.

[Philleeep]

granted but you get stuck in the time freeze and cant get back.

i wish i wasnt so selfconcious

[Bmatlman]

cranted but now you speak what ever is on your mind

i wish i had a nice car that could not be stolen and only opened when i told it to and is flame retardent

[Philleeep]

granted but it was a stolen car which put you in jail for 15 years for being in possetion of a stolen car.

i wish i was loved for who i am

[Bmatlman]

granted but now you never have any privicy

i wish i was makeing this wish

[Iceman]

granted but it does nothing for you

[Jagster]

I wish I had purple skin

[aussiecasper]

granted, you know have a painful degenerative skin disease which, other than turns your skin purple, slowly eats away at you until you die a long draw out death

i wish i wasent so white

[Iceman]

Granted but now you have a sunburn that will never go away

I wish I had a new phone

[Bmatlman]

granted but it is always calling 1900 numbers on its own

[Iceman]

You forgot to wish!

[Bmatlman]

crap.
iwish i had a nice and hot girlfriend who cant cheat on me and no one is jealous of.

[Iceman]

Wish granted but you turn gay

I wish it was Monday night

[Bmatlman]

garanted but its 11:59.99.99.99.99. ect.

[Bmatlman]

i want cheese

[Iceman]

Guess what. You forgot to wish again:P

Granted but you have a allergic reaction that lands you in ICU

I wish you got better

[Bmatlman]

granted. crap thats nice what do i say. umm. but your cell phone is lost.

i wish that you wouldnt be so hard on me

[Iceman]

Ok but you fall asleep for 2 years

I wish I had pizza

[Bmatlman]

ok but its poisiend

[Bmatlman]

i wish i could remeber to wish

[Iceman]

Granted but you forget to grant my next wish

I wish I could play on a giant trampoline

[Bmatlman]

i wish i could jump an a giant trampoline

[Iceman]

Granted but it is 100 miles wide and you break your leg in the middle

[Bmatlman]

now who forgot to wish!!!!!!

i wish the girl i liked felt the same way about me and nothing bad could happen and this wish couldnt be corrupded by a guy named tyler

[Iceman]

Granted

I wish "Bob" would stop wishing

[Bmatlman]

granted. now cody is wishing yes

i wish that i had a koenegsegg triviter

[Jagster]

Granted, but the wheels get stolen.

I wish I had a Big Mac.

[Bmatlman]

granted but you found a toe in it

i wish i could remeber what i wanted to wish for.

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but you had a knock to your head and you forgot all about it.

I wish I could be the next Waraun Buffett

[Jagster]

Granted, but you get taken up in a plane with no parachutes.

I wish to have purple hair.

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but your barber made a mistake and you become bald.

I wish I can hypnotize others.

[Bmatlman]

granted but then you hypnotize you self

i wish imy parents would let me drive when i wanted to

[Death]

You end up driving through your own house.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[Philleeep]

you get that wish but only if u donate it too me.

i wish for understanding

[Iceman]

Granted but you loose it

I wish I had new clean shoes

[Bmatlman]

granted but the fall apart

[Iceman]

YOU FORGOT TO WISH AGAIN

I wish he would forget wishing

[Fact]

Tough shit, he already forgot and will probably forget again.

I wish that I could be eating sushi...

[Bmatlman]

granted but it posines you

i wish that socko wont be nade when i forget to wish

[Iceman]

Granted :(

I wish the last wish wasn't granted

[Bmatlman]

granted but then its wished again

i wish socko wasnt made at me when i forget to wish

[Jagster]

granted, but I take socko's place of being mad at you.

I wish I was Harry Potter.

[that kid]

Granted but you get killed by Voldemort.

I wish I had a private jet.

[Jagster]

Granted, but the gas for it is dark matter, which isn't for 3 light years in to space.

I wish time could go backwards.

[that kid]

Granted but it only goes backwards for you.

I wish I got a new computer.

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but the monitor burst an the hard drives stop spinning, even the RAM becomes fried.

I wish she didn't left me alone without a reason...

[Death]

Granted. She now gives you a reason; that being that she's homosexual.

I wish I were blonde.

[Jagster]

Granted, but your body grows hair everywhere.

I wish for a 12-inch hot dog.

[Philleeep]

granted but its mouldy

i wish for never being hungry :)

[howyoudoin93]

granted: but you die of starvation because you never eat and never got nutriants (sp?)

I wish I could fly!!

[Iceman]

Granted but you die flying into a building

I wish every one will have a good Thanksgiving:D

[Jagster]

granted, but they get poisoned and die off on Black Friday.

I wish for world peace.

[Philleeep]

Granted but you die first.

I wish i was resurrected.

[Bmatlman]

granted but then you die again and cant be resurescted.

i wish for an uncoruptable wish

[Philleeep]

Granted but this one has too be corrupted first. Lol.

I wish for no more corrupted wishes for anyone.

[Bmatlman]

granted but you must make a sacrafice first. do you accept.

i wish cookie wpuld accept and for me to figure out what sacrafice is going to be

[Philleeep]

Granted but i get too choose who does it.
I wish one of my
Friemds do it. Lol
Spell

[Bmatlman]

granted but they have to swim in pudding. lol thats first idea that came to mind.

i wish cookies friend would swim in pudding and cookie films it.

[Philleeep]

Granted. Lol me too

[Bmatlman]

you forgot to wish and if 'me too is wish than you must also eat the pudding.

i wish i had some cheese cake

[Philleeep]

Granted if i get half.
I wish it was chocolate

[Bmatlman]

ok but only if you can control chocolate and make me a chocolate car.

i wish i had a chocolate car

[Bluebird12]

Granted but the chocolate will be rotten :yuck:

I wish my room was clean

[Philleeep]

Granted but you got left on a radiator and melted.

I wish it was on my radiator so i could lick the melted chocolate.

[Bmatlman]

granted but then it all falls back out of your closet
granted but you have to give me half the chocolate

i wish i could have half of my melted car chocolate

[Bluebird12]

Granted but the chocolate gets burnt and so does your tongue

I wish I could teleport

[Bmatlman]

granted but then you teleport into my burnt metled car chocolate

i wish my chocolate wasn't burnt

[Philleeep]

Granted but half of you goes somewhere different.

Iwish i knew where thr other half was.

[Iceman]

Granted but you loose the first half again

I wish chocolate wasn't so bad for you

[Philleeep]

Granted but its all yo can eat.

I wish i could always eat but not gain weight. Well i dont anyway so ummmmm eat wihouth having too stop.

[Bmatlman]

granted but then socko stopes you

i wish i could just relax for a day.

[Iceman]

Granted but the next 100 years your my slave muahhh!! :P

I wish I was Indiana Jones

[Philleeep]

Granted but you die tryig to be cocky.

I wish that i had xray vision.

[Iceman]

Granted but you get your head chopped of :O

I wish his head was put back on

[Bmatlman]

granted but your shoe is in his head

i wish that i was sexier

[Iceman]

Granted but you live alone on a abandoned island

I wish my foot didn't itch

[Bmatlman]

granted but now it burns

i wish socko's foot didnt burn

[hotandgay]

your foot catches on fire instead (who is Socko?)
i wish for WORLD DOMINATION and world peace :)

[Bmatlman]

socko is guy who was above me

granted but then the world you rule blows up

[Iceman]

and you forgot to wish :P

[hotandgay]

socko is guy who was above me

granted but then the world you rule blows up

oh lol...and what is your wish youngster...lol Santa is creepy

[Bmatlman]

crap i did forget

i wish that socko would go fall down a well

[Iceman]

Granted but you are forced to fall down as well but I get rescued

I wish that you never get rescued:D

[hotandgay]

he gets rescued and you fall back down
i wish for new headphones

[Bmatlman]

to socko granted but i escape. then i go and lock you in a italian sports car
to other guy granted but you loss them

i wish i had a nice italian sports car to lock socko in

[hotandgay]

you loose the keys when you get the car

[Bmatlman]

you didnt wish and also all i need to do is call people to open so i can just lock it again with socko in it

i wish i could go find socko a girl friend. and socko i sugest you answer this one.

[Iceman]

I get the keys and drive off...with your hot girl friend haha

I wish he has a hot girl friend for me to take

[Bmatlman]

me?! also i said i would get you a hot girl friend

i wish socko would pay more atention

[Iceman]

Wish granted

I wish he would stop complaining

[Bmatlman]

wish granted free of charge

i wish i had a hot girl friend like one i would get for socko and what ever happend to mine happend to socko. so basicaly they are exactly alike

[Iceman]

Wish granted but we trade then trade back

I wish I could drive a Lambo

[Bmatlman]

granted but its one of the old tractors

i wish socko would just be happy with the hot girls idea

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but he's homo.

I wish I could have a gf.

[Cookiesandmilk]

granted...but she has a dick

i wish to be scene

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted and it gets polluted.

I wish I can help other peoples.

[Azunite]

Granted, you helped criminals and ended up in jail.

I wish I owned VT

[Bmatlman]

granted but you get i shut down

i wish VT was reopened

[Philleeep]

granted but i own it.

i wish i did own it

[Bmatlman]

granted but then you cant pay for it

i wish me and socko had our hot girlfriends back that nothing is wroung with them and they are un corrupteble. that includes death and them dissipering and stuff along those lines

[Cookiesandmilk]

granted and you run it to the ground

i wish i had cookies and milk

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but Santa took them away. Who wouldn't after a year of hard work.

I wish to become an admin.

[Philleeep]

granted but you have to earn it.

i wish that he wasnt admin lol

[Cookiesandmilk]

he becomes admin of a different site
i think that will work i mean it kinda corrupts both

i wish i was Santa

[Philleeep]

granted but you put on so much weight you cant fit down a chimney.

i wish i could have dinner now

[Cookiesandmilk]

granted...but you get food poisoning and puke it all back up

i wish my room was clean

[Minimoose]

It can be cleaned but your bed would be too dirty and would have to be completely removed, never to be seen again

I wish the girl I like liked me ://


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[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but she has a dick.

I wish this will stop here. (I know it's impossible to)

[Bmatlman]

granted but then something vary similar is stared

i wish i knew what would be vary simiular

[hotandgay]

you knew but when you started to post it you lost all memory of what to wright

i wish i had some vodka

[Jecko8675]

i wish you would die from vodka poisenning
i wish to suck my friends dick

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But you cant
I wish I was a vamp

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but you got AIDS for sucking a patient.

I wish she loved me. I don't care is she has a dick or not. All I care
for is her soul.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

She pretends to love you the stabs you in the back
I wish I could fly

[Minimoose]

Granted but then pig will learn to fly....ad a whole lotta shit is gonna happen when they do

I wish I could have a mansion to live in


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[Bmatlman]

granted but its made out of cardboard.

[Jagster]

I wish bob would learn to put in his wish.

[Bmatlman]

granted but then you forget to put in yours

i wish i was a sleep.

[hotandgay]

granted but you never wake up

i wish for a new life

[Bmatlman]

granted but in it your straight and your a nerd

i wish my cat liked me

[hotandgay]

granted and then it rapes you in your sleep ( yeah i hope you get the point...its not to clear)

i wish i wish i had a fish

[Bmatlman]

granted but then it dies from you rymring

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

I wish Bob would put in his wish

[Bmatlman]

granted but then you forget

i wish i could remember to put in my wishes

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

You do then this thread is clossed : (
I wish for pancakes!

[Bmatlman]

granted but the are tristens pancakes and he gets made at you and slaps you

i wish i had a donut.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

but you dont...
I wish I had a gun..

[Bmatlman]

graanted but there is no bullets.

i wish i had her gun

[Deathwingo0o]

She pretends to love you the stabs you in the back
I wish I could fly

If she even pretended to love me I would've took the stab willingly.


Granted but it gets so corrupted it sliced your hands off.

I wish to have an elder brother that cares about me. I don't care if he beats me to pulp or abuse me.

[Bmatlman]

granted but it turns out hes really a chick and rapes you.

i wish he could go to a rape clinic.

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but the doctors rape you.

I wish for a smaller brother to bully
him.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But you dont.....
I wish for a puppy for my grandma!

[Death]

The puppy ends up being heavily irradiated against your knowledge and it suddenly mutates into a giant verson of its former self and promptly devours your grandma.

I wish I were invicible.

[Bmatlman]

granted but you live in a white padded room and you do not get to talk or see any signs of life

i wish my corruption of his wish was true olny for him and my life was exactly the same.

[Death]

The wish ends up reversing and now it applies to you alone.

I wish I were stronger than Hercules.

[Bmatlman]

granted but you have akilies heel

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

I wish Bob would put a wish!!!!!!!!!

[Deathwingo0o]

I wish Bob would put a wish!!!!!!!!!

Not granted. Why? I replied first.

I wish for control over time.

[hotandgay]

granted but the power kills you when you use it

i wish i would get my puppy sooner

[Deathwingo0o]

granted but the power kills you when you use it

i wish i would get my puppy sooner

Granted but it gets dead the moment it sees you.

I wish to kiss her ^_^

[Death]

The kiss turns out to be the kiss of life but you fail and it dies anyway.

I wish that cats would stop defecating in my garden.

[Bmatlman]

granted but then the dogs do

i wish i had some pancakes

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but it explodes.

I wish to be an admin in WoW.

[Minimoose]

Granted, but it isn't anything at all!? The game masters laugh in your face for wishing for the wrong thing!

I wish my car could fly so I would never get stuck in traffic again


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[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but it isn't anything. Everyone can fly now.

I wish for a Teddy bear.

[Iceman]

Granted but it's deformed

I wish my tooth didn't hurt

[Bmatlman]

granted but now you whole mouth hurts

i wish sockos mouth didnt hurt.

[Iceman]

Granted but then someone elses teeth hurt

I wish someone would click a scale button

[Bmatlman]

granted but it still aint good

i wish someone would give socko rep.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

Put they dont wana
I wish I could met Sarah Michelle Gellar!

[Death]

Turns out she's dead.

I wish I were smarter than Einstein.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

(Sarah Michelle Gellars not dead D: )
But your head explodes
I wish Dollhouse was not cancled!

[Bmatlman]

granted but you have even worse social skills then him

i wish i had a bannana.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But the monkey ate it......
I wish Tru Calling was not cancled!

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but you die.

I wish for an extra large Teddy bear.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But it comes without a head.
I wish I could have more rep.

[Bmatlman]

granted but then your banned

i wish i had an SSC, oh and that socko would post on roleplay.

[aussiecasper]

grated but his post gets it banned.

i wish i knew what an SSC was

[Deathwingo0o]

grated but his post gets it banned.

i wish i knew what an SSC was

Granted but you lose you head.

I wish my Teddy could speak.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But you told your mom and now you have to see the docter.
I wish I was rich.

[Kaya]

Granted, but then a Narwhal whale dives into your house/bank and eats all the money.


I wish I wasnt sick.v

[that kid]

Granted, instead you're dead.

I wish I had a new jacket.

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted and it suddenly got a mind of it's own and kills you.

I wish no more death is involved. After all, it is to corrupt a wish not to kill.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

You die
I wish I did not have any homework

[Kaya]

Granted, but then youre banned from school.


I wish all of my friends (from before I moved) had a webcam so we could still chat face-face.

[Death]

@OnceMoreWithFeeling: You end up having to do extra work at school to compensate.

@kayla.khemical: Said webcam doesn't work.

I wish there were no more idiots in this world.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But there always will.
I wish I could go to UM. GO TERPS!!!

[rickybobby]

u do but they find ur pornos and steal them, oh noes!! :-(
I wish i could screw any girl i wanted to whenever i wanted

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But your parts fall off :(
I wish I was not sick...

[aussiecasper]

granted, but you imune system dies killing the disease and now you get sick all the time

i wish i wasnt so cold all the time

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

Now its to hot
I wish I was in Canada.

[Alfred Pennyworth]

you are now in canada, but you get arrested for not having your passport or any identification

I wish that I had an Ipod touch

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but it burned!

I wish for the next person to be in coma.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

But you are in a coma.
I wish the rain was snow.

[Skorupski]

But the snow doesn't stick to the ground.

I wish that I could have a horse!

[Alfred Pennyworth]

You get a horse, but you live in an apartment on the 12th floor, so you have to sell it.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[Bmatlman]

granted but you brain hemoriges from lack of sleep and you die.

i wish i could spell.

[aussiecasper]

granted but you can only spell two words "POOP" and "HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDAL IAN"

i wish i could get a girlfriend

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but she has a dick.

I wish I have a 10k gs wow character.

[aussiecasper]

granted........but dude seriously you havent left the house in like 3 months to get there what a nerd!!!!!!

i wish i could tan without burning or becomeing toxically irradiated in 10 mins

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but you woke up from the dream.

I wish I know what to dream for

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

You find out, but you were really dreaming so when you woke up you forgot.
I wish I was smarter.

[aussiecasper]

granted but only by 1 iq point, and you use that to remeber something useless

I wish we had more crazy rave parties were i live

[Bmatlman]

granted but then the cops come and arrest every one

i wish i could go to one of those crazy rave parties.

[Deathwingo0o]

Granted but the cops catch everyone at the party.

I wish there were no crazy rave parties.

[OrangeBanana]

Granted but they replace them with crazy evar parties

I wish there were free booze

[Deathwingo0o]

Someone told u that they are poisonous.