Corrupt-A-Wish

[[[chickaroo92]]]

You've gotten your wish, but... some bicyclist bumped into you, therefore causing your ice cream to fall flat on the sidewalk.

I wish to be taller.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but now you are so tall you're a giant, and your head is in outer space, and you die

I wish I had a cape

[[[chickaroo92]]]

You have it.
But, it's invisible, and you've lost it.

[enjoying_my_insanity]

i wish to loose 10ls

[Ender]

you lose it, then gain back 20.

i wish i could be done with this damn book already

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but it sucked

I wish I didn't have to do stupid homework

[DrWho]

You Don't Do It And You Fail

I wish I Had more Wishes

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but you waste them on more wishes

I wish I had a gun

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then you have no bullets so you can't use it.

I wish that I had more friends.

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but they happen to speak a foreign language.

I wish to have a band.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but your band has no instruments or money to buy instruments.

I wish that it was daytime.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but you're a vampire so you melt in the sunlight

I wish I wasn't so cold

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then it's so hot that your house catches on fire.

I wish that I had a pet cat.

[chazzrox2]

Granted, but it's a leoaprd and eats you.

I wish uni was easier to get into

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but the work was hard.

I wish that I was 19.

[Husker]

Granted, but you'r boobs (if you have them lol : P) will shrink.

I wish this stupid stuffed up nose would get better =(

[[[chickaroo92]]]

(Yes, I am indeed a girl >.< )

Granted, but your eyes won't stop getting teary.

I wish for a miracle.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but the miracle never happen
...(that was a game quote btw, ahhh engrish. How I adore thee)

I wish that I had Professor Layton and the Unwound Future

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then your DS is broken and you can't play it.

I wish that it was September.

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but it snowed early.
I wish people would just stop annoying me.

[Art_dude]

Granted, but then an animal starts annoying you.
I wish my god damn English course would be done...T_T

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted. But now you have math to worry about.

I wish for a door.

[Art_dude]

granted, but there's a brick wall behind it.
I wish for summer back :'(

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but it only lasts for a day.
I wish to go back to sleep *sighs*

[Shadowhunter]

granted but only for 5 minutes >8D
I wish i had super powers (:

[Art_dude]

granted but your super power is something lame like the ability to grow your fingernails at at will.
I wish I had a pony :D lol

[Shadowhunter]

omg....family guy ahahah xD poor x-men...
granted but it gets taken away 5 days later
I wish I could meet megan fox D:

[Art_dude]

haha best episode xD
Granted, but she slaps you and refuses sex.
I wish for a new laptop!

[Shadowhunter]

T_T not nice....
granted but it spontaneously combusts >8D
I wish I had a DRAGON !! (: a hungarian Horn tail to be specific haha hp (:

[Art_dude]

haha don't joke... my old laptop did that xD
GRANTED. but it self destructs upon realization that it's a fictitious beast.
I wish for NONE of my wishes to come true ;)

[Shadowhunter]

well my new one better not..and ahh!!!!!!! noooo D: its real i swear !!!haha bloody hell xD
ahh not fair wait if i grant that than ahhhh you just frazzled me.
I wish world of warcraft would die. :3
Edit** I'd never realize its fake hahahaa hp for life

[Art_dude]

hahah I have mastered this game muahahaha xD
Granted. But the 10 billion users rebel on you.
I wish for ice cream :/

[Shadowhunter]

they cant i hate wow i love aion :3
granted but its poisoned and its bubblegum flavoured ecck
I wish for a BRITTISH ACCENT!!! ftw (:

[Daniel_]

Granted, but then you get in a car accident on the way to tell your friends and lose the ability to speak.

I wish I hadd a cell phoneee):

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then it dies and you can't find the charger.

I wish that I didn't have to get my blood drawn today.

[Art_dude]

Granted, but the appointment is rescheduled for tomorrow.

I wish I can have my road test today so i can get my damn license already :/

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but you lost it the next day.
I wish for a Queen sized bed.

[Daniel_]

];1007138']Granted, but you lost it the next day.
I wish for a Queen sized bed.

Granted, but your bed is literally, the size of a Queen.

I wish i wasn't so bored...

[Shadowhunter]

Granted but it only lasts two minutes
I wish I was in Rome right now

[laurita_21]

Granted, now you get stuck there alone and you can't get home.

I wish Daniel Radcliffe was my boyfriend :D meeheehee xD

[Shadowhunter]

granted but then a day later he tells you hes gay.
I wish I could go to Hogwarts =D

[laurita_21]

Granted but now murtle... that crying ghost xD Kills you and you have to live in the girls toilets with her!!
Since we're wishig harry potter stuff...

I wish I could have a flying car like Ron's one :D

[Art_dude]

Granted, but you don't have your license so you can't drive it :P
I wish EMMA WATSON was my girlfriend. Ha. There Laura. Jealous now? haha

[laurita_21]

pfft xD Alright... she's your GF but I get really jealous and get rid of her some how... and now your stuck with me! ;)

I wish for some bacon !! :P

[Daniel_]

Granted, but the pig it was cut from had AIDS.

I wish I could eat some chicken strips.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then you get food poisoning.

I wish that there was something good to watch on TV.

[Shadowhunter]

I love hp (: murtle would be living nightmare O_o
Granted but every 5 seconds adverts show up
I wish I had an invisibility cloak (:

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then you lose your magic wand. :O

I wish that I had something to do tomorrow.

[Art_dude]

Granted but the world ends tomorrow.
I wish I wasn't so tired T_T

[Shadowhunter]

its okay i still get my cloak >:D
granted but 5 mins later you are completly drained
I wish i could fly (:

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then you lose the ability to walk.

I wish that I could fast forward time.

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you lose control and become 89 years old.

I wish I could see through clothes ;)

[Art_dude]

Granted, but you get ED

I wish my fried would call me back already -.-

[Shadowhunter]

Granted but your friend immediatly hangs up
.
I wish I had a chocolate frog.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then it turns out to be a real frog covered in chocolate. :P

I wish that I knew what band to listen to.

[Daniel_]

Granted, but then you go deaf.

I wish my foot would stop falling asleep.

[Shadowhunter]

but thats the point!!! harry potter people come on xD
Granted but than your arms fall asleep
I wish I could go to New york

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted. But the plane got delayed.

I wish I could have a better microphone.

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.

I wish I was constipated.

[Shadowhunter]

Granted and it lasts for 2 days
I wish I could teleport !

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you can't control where you land.

I wish I could be invisible=D

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then you get stuck that way and no one sees you again.

I wish that my mom would let me get a cat.

[Shadowhunter]

Granted, but you become deathly allergic.
I wish i had telekinessis.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then everything around you moves without your control.

I wish that I was psychic.

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I could fly a plane...

[Shadowhunter]

Granted but you get caught in some freak storm and die.
I wish I had my lisence already D: and didnt have to wait another 5 months.!

[laurita_21]

You get your lisence but you lose it.

I wish for a new ipod.

[The Madman]

Your wish is granted....
But it comes in Korean and you have no idea how to translate it.

I wish that I didnt have to take Biology anymore!

[Daniel_]

Granted but you die.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish.

[Shadowhunter]

Granted but it currupts after a few days anyways and an anvil falls from the sky.
I wish I was telepathic

[Azunite]

People stopped annoying you because you are dead now.
I wish there are no more posts here

[Shadowhunter]

Granted until i posted.
I wish I was a demi god >8D

[Azunite]

Granted but someone killed you with a Godslayer sword.

I wish I was God

[Art_dude]

Granted, but you have lost all omnipotence.

I wish the idiot I'm arguing with can be open minded :/

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but then you argue with me... HAHAHA!
I wish to live somewhere else.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then you're stuck living somewhere you hate even more.

I wish that it wasn't so hot.

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but now there's an ice storm.

I wish for another wish.

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you die before you make it.

I wish I could GO TO SLEEEPP, like fer real, even if i never woke up again.

[beedubs]

you go to sleep, but never wake up, and get stuck in a horrible, scary dream for the rest of your life.
btw daniel how come your answer to everything is "granted but you die" lol!!!

I wish i had a better relationship then my one right now!

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted. But it only lasts for two months.

I wish that a specific person would answer my wall posts ><

[beedubs]

they do but they say they never want to talk to you again!
and btw i would be fine with a 2 month relatioship as long as its fun!

i wish i was rich

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but you have to give it all away.

I wish that I could sleep.

[laurita_21]

Granted but he starts annoying you and you hate him now!! Mwahaha xD I know who that is ;)

I wish I could try some onion rings :P

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you die before you take a bite.

I wish I could just lock my teeth into place so i don't have to wear my retainer.

[laurita_21]

Granted but your teeth fall off

I wish I lived in Boston T_T

[Sith Lord 13]

I wish I lived in Boston T_T

Granted. That wish corrupted itself. :P

I wish for the perfect world.

[Daniel_]

Granted, but it explodes, and you die.

I wish Obama would get assassinated.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but someone mistakes you for Obama and you get assassinated instead.

I wish that I wouldn't have slept in so late today.

[Shadowhunter]

Granted but then you pass out for the whole day.
I wish I was in a Resident evil movie .

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you die filming.

I wish I was in zombieland(:

[Shadowhunter]

granted but a zombie attacks you and you become infected.
I wish I had the t virus infused on a molecular level in me like alice (:

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I had robotic arms implanted onto my back that I could control at my own will.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then they take control of your body and make you do evil things and you end up in prison.

I wish that it was the weekend.

[Shadowhunter]

impossible xD alice doesnt dies! D:
granted but it only lasts a day.
I wish it wasnt so hot out.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then it snows and you can't get out of your house because the snow is too deep.

I wish that I had some pepsi.

[Shadowhunter]

Granted but it is poisoned! =o
I wish sims 3 would already send out their new expasion pack D:

[wyatt]

The expansion pack is 3 thousand $s :D

haha ruin this:
I wish my best friend lived next door to me.

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Granted, but they don't want to be your friend anymore...

I wish I was in NYC now

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but you're attacked by homeless people

I wish I was tired

[JimSauce]

Granted, but you stay tired FOREVER! MWUHAHAHA

I wish I could grant my own uncorruptable wishes.

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but they all go horribly wrong anyways

I wish I had cake

[Magus]

Granted, but it is past its expiry date.

I wish I had the Model # 16 Toshiba antique vacuum.

[welcome_to_chaos]

ur wish is my command...but...it explodes..end of story

i wish for world peace :P (not really i just wanna see the responce )

[Vonn]

Granted. It's so boring, a war breaks out.

I wish Elmo were president.

[Nickbee]

Alright, he takes over the world and makes you one of his slaves

I wish for a girlfriend :P

[Errr]

but you get your AIDS ridden girlfriend pregnant and she turns into a crazy women and cuts your junk off.

I wish to be famous

[Magus]

Granted, but you are hated by the masses.

I wish I had the Alien tetralogy DVD set.

[Vonn]

Granted. I break into your house and steal it.

I wish I had vampire powers, TS3 style.

[Azunite]

Granted, but that was only for 1 post and you used it.

I wish the next poster didn't post here

[Vonn]

Wow. I have no idea out to corrupt that. o.o

Um, granted. I posted here anyways?

I wish the next poster would give me a hug.

[Magus]

Granted, but I didn't took a shower.

I wish I had an LP record company.

[closed]

you got it, but you bankruped and now you and your family are in huge debt

[Azunite]

I wish your corrupt wish because you made no wish.

I wish sage wasnt god

[Magus]

Granted, he is not god. but Sage still is the God.

I wish I was god.

[closed]

You are, but now all the world's war, killing & sadness is on your shoulders & conscience.

Wish i wouldn't feel so cold.

[Clawhammer]

You burst into flames.

I wish for gold.

[closed]

it is melted and pours on you.

I wish a bus would run over me.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but you are meant to live and are miraculously saved. :D

[closed]

That's nice of you.

Wish Amanda would get a hug :)

[Azunite]

granted, but she was hugged by a suicide bobmer and her chest applied pressure on the button and detonated.

I wish I was dead

[closed]

well, you try to suicide by jumping, but you end up paralyzed but conscious.

[Azunite]

(you must make a wish )

[dundundunDUN]

the kitty claws your face off


i wish i had a car

[Azunite]

granted but the moment you started the engine a bomb went off...

I wish I could see God,

[closed]

You are but then you are turned into a rock.

I wish i was happy.

[Death]

Once you are happy, nothing is special anymore.

I wish that my next wish would not be corrupted.

[Azunite]

Granted, but after you left your PC I corrupted it and you never knew.

I wish the next user would be dead, at any cost

[Death]

Wish granted, since I turn into a zombie.

I wish I could turn into a female at will.

[Azunite]

Granted , but now they forgot to remove your genitals and now you are a shemale.

I wish I didn't wish

[closed]

Well too bad, because you wee possesed by an evil spirit that made you say that you wanna switch your gender. too bad. (I hate those "i wish i didn't wish" or "i wish that my wish will not be corrupted." just annoying).

I wish i was a mystical creature

[aussiecasper]

*poof* your a unicorn!......and damn you late for noahs ark. "what! where did all this rain come from."

i wish that i was not temperaly metabolically active a the current state of time in which you are reading this.

[Death]

This ends up causing a defect which has never occurred before and you become paralysed.

I wish I had blue hair.

[aussiecasper]

*POOF*......oh snap thats red hair dye! sorry dude hahaha

i wish that i was lost in a crazy mind happy and care free

[closed]

you are, for few minutes, but it is enough for people to put you in an instituion tied up to your bed. forever, even though you are not crazy anymore and just left to suffer longlong time.

[Azunite]

you are, for few minutes, but it is enough for people to put you in an instituion tied up to your bed. forever, even though you are not crazy anymore and just left to suffer longlong time.

arches5 you never wish something, you must always make a wish

[closed]

I always forget!!!!!! F******K XDDDDD corrupting the wish is sooo the fun part.
I wish Nightwish & Tarja reunite (favourite band and X-Vocalist)

[Azunite]

Granted but they ended up killin each other.

I wish arches5 didn't forget to corrupt a wish

[Death]

^^ Don't you mean make a wish (I'll pretend you said that)?

Granted, but he now does always forget to corrupt them.

I wish I were better at everything than Chuck Norris.

[closed]

granted, but then he is angry so he starts pumping some iron and then kicks your ass ;)

I wish we had halloween here.
(HAHAHA!!!! I haven't forgotten making a wish!!!!!!!!)

[Death]

Granted, but all those dressed as monsters turn out to be real monsters and start killing everyone.

I wish I could divide by zero.

[Azunite]

granted, but you have no idea what you have found, and your brain is not enough to explain it, therefore you are driven mad by it and you are locked in an asylum for the rest of your live.

I wish I could multiply with 0 and get a result besides 0

[closed]

You do, but then the world collapses into a black hole because of this.

I wish i wasn't born.

BTW You look a little like Michael Cera (the guy in the movie "Juno")!!! (said about death)

[Death]

^^ Really? Well, I suppose if you say so.

As for your wish... The world explodes due to the paradox made by the fact that if you weren't ever born, you wouldn't have been able to make that wish in the first place.

I wish I were omniscient.

[closed]

You do, but then your brain drips from your ears and you die pretty cool death.

I wish the i won't have to go through anything like in the movies (Over dramatic and violent parts)

[aussiecasper]

I wish the i won't have to go through anything like in the movies (Over dramatic and violent parts)

Wish-omatic 3000 could not compute you wish at this time. error code #57394. giveing appropiate respons to you statment (in languge STREET JIVE) "ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA....DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?!?!?!." executeing overly dramatic murder program in 3,2,1........

ya i dident get that wish BTDubs:what:

But i wish that i wasent such a loser

[closed]

You aren't but then you are ran over by a bus (Such a Cliche)

I wish that murder will be lleagel.

P.S. What makes you think you are a loser? you've got everything ahead of you.

[aussiecasper]

damn that is such a cliche! it happens to me all the time!

*POOF* murder is now illegal......er! but people still people anyway. people never change, laws may, people don't.

i wish i could dance like michale jackson!!

P.P.S-deep tramatic insecurity problems....the ussual ya know.:(

[closed]

You do, but now people think that you are a pedophile ^^

I wish i had something tasty to eat with 0 calories.

[Azunite]

granted, Turkish spring water is delicious :D

I wish I could lose FEW pounds

[closed]

You do, then you brag about it. after a week or so you gain it back (and a little more), and everyone watches you with great amusement.

I wish i would be able to sing reallly good.

[The Madman]

Granted. But you sing in a high soprano.

I wish I was immortal.

[Death]

You end up being burried alive and have to suffer in an enclosed space forever.

I wish 1+1 equaled 3.

[Azunite]

Granted but a scientist mafia killed you because you justeed fucked up whole mathemathics.

I wish sonny corleone didn'T die in Godfather

[Fiction]

I wish that i died in the place of Sonny Coreolne in the Godfather.

I wish I was better at guitar.

[aussiecasper]

*POOF* "hello i am your genii!" "you have one wish"......"you want to what...be better AT guitar?"....."you mean better at PLAYING the guitar?" "sorry no can do, grammatically correct wishes only...sorry." *POOF*

i wish i just disappear from this world.

[that kid]

Granted but instead you are transported to a place worse than this

I wish I was a genius

[aussiecasper]

*POOF* your a genious but your also paralysingly insane and can never complete any work

i wish i could sing really really well, like jason mraz or michale buble.

[Azunite]

Granted, but you were singing pop and heavy metallists assassinated you

I wish I could quickscope

[The Madman]

Granted, but you can't fire from the hip anymore.

I wish I had more wishes

[aussiecasper]

Granted but im not granting them. go find another one of a kind all powerful wish granter

i wish people would always do the right thing for the right reason no matter what.

[Death]

People end up having a very warped definition of "right", and terrorism takes over despite them thinking they're helping.

I wish that guns were never invented.

[aussiecasper]

hurray no guns....or any other technological inventions that have occured since then thrusting humanity into a dark age in which computers never existed, meaning you never made this wish, which means you wish never came true and that technically we ARE having this convo, but then you make the wish again and the process repeats for all eternity creating a huge paradox ripping a hole in the time space continuum. good job bud.

i wish people would stop makeing stupid wishes

[Azunite]

granted, stop making wishes

wish I had 100 rep

[closed]

You hack the site and make yourself 100 rep, but then you are discovered and your account is deleted (and then you are ran over by a bus)

I wish I could get great education without going to school, or doing anything else that can takes some effort

[Azunite]

granted, but you are educated about camel shit.

I wish this thraed was closed and no such threads would ever open again

[closed]

You try to make that wish but before you can finish it you are ran over by a bus.

I wish that everyone lived in perfect harmony.

[Azunite]

Granted, but after 1 second everybody got hit by a bus.

I wish I wished something

[laurita_21]

You don't wish anything

I wish I could feel my feet..

[Azunite]

Granted, because they were cut and were given to your hands.

I wish I had a friend to talk on VT now

[Daniel_]

Granted, but it's yourself on a fake account.

I wish i had supermans powers.

[Camaro1985]

Granted, but every second you use the powers you lose a year of your life.

I wish for Pokémon to be real, and the adventure happens in my hometown.

[Daniel_]

Granted, but your part of team rocket and fail at life.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[laurita_21]

Granted, a robber see's you with a million grand kills you and runs away with the money

I wish I could have some cake.

[Azunite]

Granted, but a belly dancer popped out from the cake and shocked you to death ( Turkish style :D )

I wish I had some cake without any life danger

[laurita_21]

Your cake runs awaay!!

I wish I could fly.

[closed]

Your cake runs awaay!!

LOLZZZZ

You do but then out of the sudden a plane crashes into you (or is it you who crashed into the plane)


I wish that i could stay home and not go to school 2day (yeah, i know, not very mature)

[aussiecasper]

alright you can fly........"flying is a limited time offer". sure hope your not flying when it expires bud. could be a long fall;)

i wish i had talent

[Azunite]

granted, you have a talent of fast masturbating.


I wish I was a perfect boy and no power in the world could change it and no harm or any thing that would disturb me happen to me

[Death]

granted, you have a talent of fast masturbating.

That's hardly a corruption! :rolleyes:

I wish I was a perfect boy and no power in the world could change it and no harm or any thing that would disturb me happen to me

The sheer power required to grant such a wish destroys the world, so your perfection is meaningless.

[aussiecasper]

.........3......2......1.....oh no edit? damn times up. NO WISH FOR YOU!!!!

i wish that i could finally change...for the better.

[Azunite]

Granted, now you are better at making things worse.

I wish I was myself ( because now I am prince of madness )

[aussiecasper]

the prince of madness. or jyggalag, or are you the same person.....or do you want to be cengiz? its all very confuzing....ill just turn you into a puppy....*POOF* you are a puppy.....opps your an ugly puppy, sucks for you!!!

i wish that there was a rule six!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

[Death]

Unfortunately, the wish goes faulty and you end up getting a rule five, LOL.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

[closed]

You do, but then the bus driver don't see you and drives over you.

I wish i had a blueberry pie.

[Azunite]

Granted, now you are a blueberry pie.

I wish Aidan wasnt a blueberry pie

[DrWho]

Granted, but now he's an apple pie

I wish That it doesn't rain tomorrow

[Death]

There's a blizzard instead.

I wish global warming were a myth.

[DarkHorses]

Granted, but then we have global freezing and everything around us becomes frozen for eternity.

I wish that I didn't have to go to high school.

[Death]

Granted, but you get no alternative to your education and you can't get a job.

I wish that we knew eveything we needed to know from school, from birth.

[Magus]

Wish granted, but it is too late for you.

I wish I knew how to drive a car. Shame Shame :judge:

[Azunite]

Granted, but they fooled you and taught how to drive a cattank.

I wish I had a Königstiger Tank

[Daniel_]

Granted, but you run over your family with it.

I wish i could lose 30 pounds >.<

[Azunite]

Granted, you lost 30 pounds of brain.

I wish he didnt lose his brain

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Granted, but Imma zombie so I nom it anyways OM NOM NOM

I wish I had more brainz to nom

[Death]

The brains you nom on turn out to be your own.

I wish the forces of the universe would bend to my will.

[aussiecasper]

Congratz they do......but unfortunately you have no idea how to wield them, and every time you try to you create great catastrophe

I wish that homecoming wont suck this year haha

[Death]

Granted; homecoming now blows.

I wish we never had winter over here.

[aussiecasper]

granted but, global warming spirals the earth into decay and all unity of government is lost, chaos ensues and spirals into a nuclear war thrusting the world into a nuclear winter......now its winter all the time....just with more radiation:)

i wish i knew what to wish for

[Jagster]

Granted, but the ability to know what to wish for has replaced your brain.

I wish there were more gay guys in my school.

[jonahlinn]

l hope you dream can come true oneday !