Corrupt-A-Wish

[drumir93]

The wish machine malfunctions and explodes because what you said makes no sense.

I wish I could change colors like a chameleon.

[2D]

You get your wish granted but you blend in so well that you then get run over by a steamroller.

I wish money grew on my trees.

[deadpie]

Your tree burns down the moment you reach for a dollar.


I wish i have cake right now.

[IowaBoy]

you cake contains a finger (from wendys)

i wish i had i had all the south park dvds

[shikachunin]

When you open the DVD cases, they're all cracked

I wish i had a brand new MacBook Pro

[IowaBoy]

when you open it up your computer screen is cracked and when you turn on it loads up a error box saying "12-6=cloud"

[TheKingDavis]

you are killed for not making a wish

i wish i could fly

[IowaBoy]

you fly into private government land...there for you get shot thousands of times by machine guns

i wish i had a kangaroo

[TheKingDavis]

the kangaroo never stops boxing you

i wish i was a taco

[shikachunin]

Your a taco that kills president barack obama

I wish for an iguana

[TheKingDavis]

WOOT! 1337!

You get a dead squid

i wish for a cookie

[IowaBoy]

your cookie is filled with exlax. have a fun time!

i wish i had my own cook (1am....cook slave i need some cake!)

[TheKingDavis]

your cook is an asian who makes tofu tacos


i wish i could try a tofu taco

[that kid]

It makes you barf every hour of every day for a month.

I wish I could run a mile in less than a minute.

[TheKingDavis]

you go into cardiac arrest

i wish i could run a mile in 4 mins

[drumir93]

You run the mile and then immediately drop dead of exhaustion.

I wish I could dye my hair chrome.

[Quick_Sylver]

Toxins from the chrome dye gives you gangrene.

I wish I had all the Anne McCafferey books.

[IowaBoy]

all the books are in a foreign language so you can't read them

i wish i had a automatic airsoft gun

[alex95]

all the books are in a foreign language so you can't read them

i wish i had a automatic airsoft gun

the automatic air soft gun explodes in your face and kills you

i wish to go to heaven.

[TheKingDavis]

When you get there you stain your robe

i wish for a puppy

[Quick_Sylver]

The puppy bites you and severs an artery.

I want to be a bird

[ssgliberty]

someone shoots you to the ground, i wish i had a newer snowmobile

[Quick_Sylver]

The snowmobile becomes infected with demon energy and tries to kill you.

I want to become a rock

[ssgliberty]

you magically get tjhe rock cycle speded up and you magma,

i want to have 500 dllars

[Quick_Sylver]

You get the 500 dollars but it turns out the money belongs to the mafia, so they kill you.

I want to die laughing.

[liveyoungdiefast]

You die laughing right this second.

I wish stupid people didn't exist.

[Quick_Sylver]

All the stupid people poof as well your self....jk jk

I wish Macs were easier to understand

[Kahn]

Granted but they are a terrible computer

I wish that I didn't have to get my haircut

[Quick_Sylver]

You don't get your haircut,but your hair grows long enough to trip over, and you do.


I wish cranes were easier to fold.(origami)

[The Boy Genius]

you get a penis in a hot dog eating you

i wish i could wish

[Quick_Sylver]

you get a penis in a hot dog eating you

i wish i could wish

O.O

You wish and nothing happens.


I wish the freezer would be quiet, it's too loud.

[IowaBoy]

your freezer breaks down and all the food rots (no sound but lots of smell)

i wish i had a bluray player

[Quick_Sylver]

You buy dvds for your blueray player.


I wish I could become a black panther.

[IowaBoy]

your family straps raw meat on you..and throws you into a arena of death

i wish i had a cannon

[Church]

You get the cannon and when you fire it explodes and blowsyou to pieces.

I wish for a p-51 mustang

[IowaBoy]

you only get the body of the mustang

i wish i had a bamboo shark

[Quick_Sylver]

The shark splinters.


I wish some people would keep their mouth shut. >.>

[Church]

They do and you go crazy from the silence.

I wish I ha the ability to solve rubix cubes

[Quick_Sylver]

You solve a rubix cube and it turns into a robot dog out kill you.


I wish I could sit still

[IowaBoy]

you are hit by a nooblet airsoft nade

i wish i had a M14

[TheKingDavis]

you get an m16 and the OP punchs you for not making sense when you corrupt wishes

i wish i could wish

[Quick_Sylver]

Nothing happens.

I wish I could have a banana.

[TheKingDavis]

you get a talking orange

i wish we were besties :D zomg

[Quick_Sylver]

ERROR:can't corrupt wish...too evilly-You get your wish but immediately fight over something pointless.

I wish I could multi-type.

[TheKingDavis]

you make a million typos and are shot (i mean hugged)

i wish.... for... a wish?

[Quick_Sylver]

gives an old,moldy sandwichlol

I wish I had a better memories for recipes...>.>

[drumir93]

You remember them to such an exact point that the measurements must 100% correct and you spend your entire life adding and taking away a little water to a chocolate cake that goes bad within a day anyway.

I wish I had all the powers of Spider-man.

[laurita_21]

you have all spider man powers! i giant bird confuses you with a spider and eats you :)


i wish would pass my history exam !!

[Quick_Sylver]

You pass the exam but they think you cheated so you get zero.


I wish for a bunny rabbit.

[laurita_21]

you order the bunny rabit online, it arrives in a box you open it and its a monster then it eats you :D

i wish i had no fears :D

[Quick_Sylver]

You have no fears so you think you're invincible. You run in front of a bus to get a little kid. The bus runs over the kid and is un-harmed. You aren't so lucky.

I wish I didn't like reading quite so much.

[drumir93]

You turn into this
http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Redneck-Overalls-1281.jpg

I wish my typing speed was on par with the average person.

[Quick_Sylver]

o.O You get arthritis.


I wish poems were air.

[Cromm]

Wish granted... but unfortunatly, you aren't a good enough poet to produce enough oxygen for yourself. You sufficate, and die. How tragic.

I wish I were a butterfly.

[Quick_Sylver]

>.> You turn into a moth. I squish moths o.O

I wish my phone wasn't black.

[drumir93]

Your' phone turns white and you are arrested for a hate crime.

I wish I had teeth stronger than steel.

[Quick_Sylver]

You eat a diamond instead of your potato.

I wish I had a bottle of sugar water.

[drumir93]

The bottle contains one grain of sugar.

I wish human beings captured all the energy of the sun.

[Quick_Sylver]

We explode.


I wish my gigi would get better.

[drumir93]

It does and then a comet falls through your ceiling thus killing it.
(I looked up Gigi and couldn't find what it meant.)

I wish I was a 17th century pirate.

[MacMilker]

you become a pirate but suffer from scurvey and die

I wish i had a kitten

[cherry_boi]

u get ur kitten.... but it dies in the most horrible way the day after u get it

>.<

i wish my teacher wud give us an extension on the due date for this stupid essay!! (grr)

[that kid]

Your teacher gives you another day, but now it has to be 200 pages.

I wish I could live forever.

[drumir93]

You live forever eventually becoming the only living thing in the universe and becoming bored with no hope of escape.

I wish I could capture the hamburglar and bring him to justice.

[Zero Beat]

You catch him, but you become McDonalds bitch.

I wish, Id find gold.

[Quick_Sylver]

It does and then a comet falls through your ceiling thus killing it.
(I looked up Gigi and couldn't find what it meant.)

Gigi(not sure of spelling) is Fairy Godmother.


You find white gold,but then it is stolen.



I wish he'd answer my message. >.>

[drumir93]

He answers it and in the process calls you multiple obscenities and briefly mentions that he killed and repeatedly raped your cat.

I wish 5 dollar foot longs where only a dollar.

[Quick_Sylver]

The five dollar foot long is a dollar and it'd moldy.


I wish I could take back what I said.

[that kid]

You take it back and the universe explodes.

I wish I could drive already.

[Quick_Sylver]

You crash.


I hope he doesn't read my blog.

[drumir93]

He doesn't, and neither does anybody else. You feel lonely and disliked.

I wish Windows wasn't complete crap.

[Quick_Sylver]

Windows isn't complete crap. It's as good as a mac.


I wish I could cry.

[drumir93]

You cry stomach acid.

I wish The Disney Corporation would go away and stop poisoning children.

[Quick_Sylver]

We lose Mickey Mouse.


I wish I could be alone.

[drumir93]

You spend the rest of your life your own submarine! and then you run out of air.

I wish "TootsiePop" would stop being a downer.

[Quick_Sylver]

I become myself and you don't like the major bitch that shows up.


I wish I could stop pushing my friends away.

[that kid]

You become close and they suffocate you with their smothering affection.

I wish I could go to Europe.

[Quick_Sylver]

You get caught by the Gestapo.


I wish I could tell my story to the world.

[drumir93]

You published a book about yourself that contains graphic language and all copies are burned by Christian Right groups.

I wish it rained tomato soup.

[MacMilker]

it rains tomato soup for 60 days and causes a horrible flood that engulfs the world in a horrible tomatoy ocean

i wish i had a puppy

[Alfred Pennyworth]

you get a puppy, but it gets run over by a firetruck when you take it on it's first walk.

I wish for the most corrupted wish ever!

[Quick_Sylver]

Your car gets totaled by a Kenworth.


I wish I could forget about watching Scream minutes ago.

[MisterMonster]

You forget about watching scream. A couple of months later, when your friend asks you to watch scream with them, you happily oblidge, oblivious to the horror that awaits. It haunts you for the rest of your life, till you wish again.

I wish i weren't so long winded.

[Quick_Sylver]

You have no words to say anymore.


I wish that made sense.

[Alfred Pennyworth]

It now makes sense! To a penguin!

I wish that my sister would finally move out

[Quick_Sylver]

She moves out and elopes.


I wish I could calm down.

[that kid]

You calm down and never have any fun in your life.

I wish I could breath underwater.

[Quick_Sylver]

You come out of the water and die.


I wish knitting was a lot simpler.

[MacMilker]

knitting is a lot easier to everyone else on the earth except you and they all make millions off it and your the poorest person in the world.

I wish i had a bigger flat screen TV

[drumir93]

It's so big you cant fit it in your house, and it gets completely destroyed outside in the rain.

I wish that when people got old they grew a third pair of teeth.
(evolution screwed us on that.)

[iamm12345n]

u grow old and the second pair dont fall out so u got 2 pairs and u ceep biting ur toung and comit suiside

i wish for a pet fish that cant die and i dont care what kind it is

[Giles]

The get the fish then it gets eaten by a cat that can breath underwater

I wish for a universal language

[drumir93]

It ends up being quite difficult to learn and you never figure it out.

I wish I was a foot taller.

[MisterMonster]

You are now a footballer, but with no gain in height.

I wish i was able to sleep.

[Quick_Sylver]

You die in your sleep.


I wish that my father would leave.

[MisterMonster]

your father does leave with your mother, leaving you with snape as a babysitter

I wish my reasonfor editing was even more amazing

[Quick_Sylver]

It is and you die because you are so amazed.


I wish the above made sense.

[Alfred Pennyworth]

it now makes sense. to a sheep

i wish that I could get a new computer

[Quick_Sylver]

The new computer takes over the world.


I wish I wasn't addicted to sugar milk.

[that kid]

Now you vomit at the sight of sugar milk.

I wish I had honeycomb cereal.

[Quick_Sylver]

You have honeycomb cereal.From 1111.

I wish I could go see if he's on.

[Cromm]

You can. He is. He also decided to shoot you for peeping.


I wish someone told me a year ago that the girl I had a crush on was a pre-op transexual.

[Quick_Sylver]

Um, they do and you guys dance the night away.


I wish I could get out of this love triangle without hurting anyone.

[luciia96]

u do, but u have to wear a teletubbie custome for the rest of ur life


I wish I had an iphone

[laurita_21]

you get an iphone then your dog eats it !

i wish i had a boyfraind !!!! lol :D

[Quick_Sylver]

He breaks your heart.


I wish he'd hurry up. =/

[The Boy Genius]

he hurries up but all of a sudden you are murdered by a giant hamster
PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT


I wish is was wishing a wish that would cause a wish to be wished

[Quick_Sylver]

That makes sense to the next reader.


I wish I could stop visiting VT so obsessively.

[luciia96]

you do, but u visit another forum

I wish he liked me =/

[Quick_Sylver]

He stalks you.


I wish it was tonight already.

[luciia96]

it is, but the world ends tonight


I wish I lived in NYC

[laurita_21]

you live in NY and now you hate it !

i wish my hair was longer .

[Quick_Sylver]

Hi Bigfoot.


I wish I could think of something to say that isn't stupid.

[luciia96]

you do, but nobody listens

I wish my history teacher moved to another city tomorrow!

[Quick_Sylver]

You get a drill sergeant for a teacher...have fun.


I wish I could twirl my hair.

[laurita_21]

you become bald :)

i wish my parents could apricciate me more... :)



go ahead and ruin my wish !:(

[Quick_Sylver]

They smother you.


I can't make a wish because I can't think of one.

[iceyfresh]

your head explodes from thinking to hard

i wish for a english bulldog

[Quick_Sylver]

it turns on you.


I wish I was 5 again.

[drumir93]

You turn 5 again ... and then 4 ,then 3, then 2 and so on until you cease to exist.

I wish I could communicate with donkeys.

[2D]

You get kicked in the groin by a donkey you upset and die from shock.

I wish nobody was illiterate.

[Quick_Sylver]

Everyone turns into snobs.



I wish I could watch West Side Story from start to finish.

[2D]

What's wrong with snobs? Hahaha

You decide to rent it and watch it soon.

I wish I was less of an idiot.

[Number02]

You become insufferaly intelligent, and you drive yourself insane trying to find the question to the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

I wish I didn't need to eat for sustenance.

[Quick_Sylver]

You don't need to eat but you lose lots of nutrients.


I wish people knew that using big words at 2 in the morning is not a good plan.

[Suicune]

Inconcievable. I can use big words whenever I want. Isn't that supercarafragilisticexpealidoschosious?

I wish I was an Invincible Vampire. (Oh I'm only a normal one now. :( )

[laurita_21]

your invincible but everyone hates you now and you commit suicide !


i wish my PE teacher would be my age :) lol XD

[Quick_Sylver]

He is-the scrawny little kid everyone hates.

I wish I could TP more people.

[Suicune]

But you tried to TP Chuck Norris and you died.

I wish my current wish couldn't be corrupted.

[Quick_Sylver]

CORRUPTED.


I wish my cats would leave me alone.

[Suicune]

Your cats killed you. Then died. Then annoyed you in Heaven for eternity.

I wish I was Ness.

[Quick_Sylver]

You ARE Nessie *smirks*


I wish boys would stop complimenting me.

[Suicune]

Too bad. They won't. They'll keep complimenting you so much you fill up with guilt then ...yeah.

I wish Becky knew the difference between http://www.greatplay.net/uselessia/articles/images/nessie.jpg Nessie

And http://www.freewebs.com/kirbyscrib/Ness.jpg
Ness

[Quick_Sylver]

I do.


I wish Marcus was going to act normal.

[Rutherford The Brave]

He does then you die, because your head goes boom.

I wish I could go back in time

[Quick_Sylver]

You get lost in the Mesozoic Era.


I wish wishes could come true.

[cherry_boi]

they do and ppl get wat they ask for (which never turns out well) :P

i wish a had an "undo button" for life :)

[Quick_Sylver]

The world unravels.:)

I wish late night choir practices didn't exist.

[MacMilker]

they dont and everyone loses their ability to sign late at night

i wish i was dictator of the world

[that kid]

You become dictator of Sea World.

I wish it was christmas already.

[laurita_21]

you get run ove on christmas day :O


i wish my PE teacher was my age and would love me XD HAHAAAA :P

[MacMilker]

he loves you so much they kill you and put you in a freezer so you could stay the same forever

[Kahn]

No wish, so obviously not granted and you vanish.

I wish that I wasn't so bored.

[Quick_Sylver]

You start talking to Cheesezilla.


I wish my nieces weren't so far away. :(

[terminoob]

You and your nieces become conjoined at the hips forever.

I wish I wasn't shy.

[drumir93]

You become extremely outgoing and become "That Guy" who's always hanging around where he isn't wanted and interrupting conversations to slip in stupid sex jokes. You know, "That Guy."

I wish I could move things with my mind.

[The Boy Genius]

You begin to move things with your mind but accedently kill your mother your dad then kill you in a fit of rage


I wish that this wish in not corrupted

[laurita_21]

nobody understands your wish and think your a weirdo ! so everyone hates you now :)

i wish i could eat a chocolate cake :P!

[terminoob]

"You are what you eat" literally applies to you, and you become a chocolate cake. You can't resist your deliciousness and eat yourself out of existence.

I wish I had better friends

[Quick_Sylver]

They are so good to you that you feel smothered and hurt them all.


I wish I could have chocolate viva puffs.

[that kid]

The puffs contain mini bombs and explode in your stomach.

I wish I had a money tree.

[BigBulge]

It rains. The money cripples and becomes a papery mush.

I with I had an iMac.

[Cave Johnson]

You get an Imac and it shorts out and electricutes you.

I wish I had a bmw.

[BigBulge]

Through being electrocuted by my imac, i now have control over the internet. You get your bmw...

... In a flash gome on a website. I stop your browser responding, and you lose your BMW-for ever!!!



I wish i had a 4D means of transport.

[that kid]

You get stuck in the 4th dimension.

I wish it stayed night forever.

[Cave Johnson]

it stays night forever but the plants all die from lack of sunlight, then all animals die thus ending the world as we know it
i wish for everything to remain exactly the same as it is now

[terminoob]

The Chaos Theory goes crazy not being able to corrupt anything, which in turn rips a hole in the space-time continuum, causing Palkia and Dialga to come out and fight over meaningless crap, then Giratina comes out of no where and joins in on the fighting. Arceus soon awakens, and completely rips the universe a new one.

I wish I was I had 100 more wishes.

[Blank]

you get your wishes, but nobody understands the language(s) that you speak

i wish i had more privacy

[zer0x_glasscut]

You get privacy, but your lonely the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have so many thoughts in my head.

[Outofc]

You become a person with absolutely no thoughts.

I wish I had more music.

[zer0x_glasscut]

You get more music, but it's in jiberish and you can't understand it.

I wish I never had to turn 18.

[meygan]

you die tomorrow instead

i wish i never had to go to school

[Blank]

you get 10hrs of home tuition a day

i wish for a chocolate fountain

[MisterMonster]

you get a chocolate fountain, find out you have diabeties and can do naught but watch it as it overflows with liquid merriness.

I wish i were asleep.

[Cave Johnson]

you fall asleep but find out you have sleep apnia and die in your sleep.

I wish for a 9 inch cock.

[CanadaRocksEH]

your cock is 9 inches "wide" but 1 inch long.

i wish for a new electric guitar

[Appleton]

You get an electric guitar but it only plays songs from the Jonas Brothers.

I wish for a new Jeep

[laurita_21]

HEY WHATS RON WIV THE JONAS BROTHERS !!! XD i LOve dem !XD
anyways...

you get the jeep and you let someone else drve it and they run you over with it :D

i wish i didn't love my PE teacher XD!!!!!!!

[Blank]

I'll be a nice guy, you don't

i wish i could get straight As without studying

[Appleton]

You do get straight As but you immediately forget everything you learned.

I wish I could play the guitar.

[laurita_21]

you play the guitar but you hate it.

i wish i stoped wishing stuff about my PE teacher on here !!! ( and she's gal btw !)

[Appleton]

You do stop wishing stuff about your PE teacher on here...but she starts wishing stuff about you on here!

I wish I lived in Georgia.

[Baudelaire]

You move to Georgia but if you'd stayed where you are now for one day more you'd have found 1,000 dollars in some random rain gutter, pity.

I wish for snow all winter.

[Appleton]

You get snow all winter, it just happens to be yellow!

I wish I'd find $1,000 in some random rain gutter.

[Blank]

when you picked it up, you realised it was torn in half

i wish my backhand loop was more consistent ):

[diamond jetstream]

your backhand loop gets more consistant ...... but a day later a bear rips your arm off with shear brute force.

i wish for an un corrupted wish

[that kid]

Your wish doesn't get granted and every wish from now on is corrupted.

I wish I lived until 1,000.

[peaceloverugby]

You live to be 1,000 but the world ends in 2012, therefore you age rather rapidly.

I wish I could play rugby forever.

[OneManArmy]

you can only play rugby, u can't do anything else, even if ur completely tired, u still have to play rugby, and u get no breaks what so ever!

I wish Christmas break was here already (4 more school days argh)

[diamond jetstream]

its christmas break but you get summer school


i wish i had a computer with unlimited fast internet with no spam and a big screen that all works properl(yeah corrupt dat biach)lol XD

[Blank]

its so fast that the screen starts vibrating so badly you can't see a thing

i wish a had well defined abs that well make people wanna STARE and STARE

[peaceloverugby]

You have said abs, but they're so sexy that your shirt doesn't want to let go, and so no one ever sees them

I wish I didn't take pre calculus

[that kid]

You take Calculus.

I wish I could read minds.

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

you can read minds but cant stop the voices form filling your head.

I wish my dad was not depressed

[Alfred Pennyworth]

he's no longer depressed, and now he's so happy, he won't leave you alone!

I wish that i lived in canada.

[Obscene Eyedeas]

You win the lotto move to canada and then you fall thru the ice and get frost bite losin ur legs :P

I wish i wasnt so sarcastic lol

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

your not sarcastic but now you can never be sarastic again

I wish i had $100000000000000 :D

[that kid]

You get the money then get assassinated so your family can inherit it.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

[Appleton]

You get a pet monkey but all he does is throw poo at you all day.

I wish I had my license now

[cherry_boi]

u get ur license but u crash on ur first day driving

i wish it wud snow for x-mas

[AddiEast]

A blizzard buries your house and you cant celebrate Xmas

I wish I was taller

[OnceMoreWithFeeling]

you grow 3 in then get hit by a car and the have to ampitat your legs.

I wish i was not absesed w/ lady gaga. :heart:

[that kid]

You scream uncontrollably every time you hear her.

I wish for 3 more wishes

[Mal]

40 pages? This thread is on 233 on my regular forum.

Anyway, granted, but you use those wishes to wish for more wishes too. You then use the next lot to wish for more wishes and so on and so on. In the end, you never actually wish for anything.

I wish for a large tank, the better to crush my enemies.

[Quick_Sylver]

It rolls off a cliff.


I wish I could sleep at night.

[Giles]

You sleep all night every night and are late for school everyday.

I wish I was skinnier.

[peaceloverugby]

You become skinnier, but now even the slightest breeze blows you about

I wish I lived in chicago

[Quick_Sylver]

You live in Chicago, but the weather is horrible.

I wish that Colorado was closer.

[munchausen]

Colarado moves closer but in doing so takes a rather odd route destroying the vast majority of the worlds wildlife sanctuaries.

I wish for 3 more wishes

[Quick_Sylver]

You get three more wishes and waste them asking for more wishes.

I wish he'd leave me alone