Corrupt-A-Wish

[HelloWorld123456]

well too bad but youll have to work as hard as you have never done

I wish a mod would break my wish

[MisterMonster]

HAHAHAHAHA
I break your wish and watch you suffer

Well done Marty, lead guitarist and singer of Muse (best band in the yuniverse)

I wish people were actually laughing at the stuff i put up here

[CestDan]

they are laughing, but you won't see it because the administrators canceled your account.

I wish I had an iPhone and a Mac.

[humanesquire]

you get them both in the mail, unfortunately you have to assemble all the pieces to make them and the instructions are in ferret-speak


I wish MagicJack would stop being defective

[Skeln]

It's effective, but you die before you learn it's effective

I wish I wasn't bored

[MisterMonster]

You're not bored because you keep writing down things that end in death. Honestly, be more imaginative. Then you die

I wish i had a pet cow

[humanesquire]

You do, but you have nowhere to keep the droppings so you have to eat them, or the town will sue you for smelling so bad


I wish I could think of a wish

[MisterMonster]

you do, but it's a wish for you to become such a small, insignificant animal that you feel cheated out of a wish

I wish i didn't have to do all my assesment homework...

[Cromm]

Tomorrow your teacher dies in a horrible car crash and all the work they assigned is forgiven. You've just taken a life with your magic wish powers! I hope the monkey paw strangles you!

:P


I wish they got someone other than M.Night Shamalan to direct the upcomming "Avatar: The Last Airbender" movie.


.

[humanesquire]

They did, but that guy died so they were stuck with Shamalan


I wish Skeln died

[Skeln]

What!!! Damn you! And at least call me Bobby

I die but I come back to haunt you for eternity!!! Then I take over your best friend and make you have a death match with him!!!

I wish people didn't want me dead

[humanesquire]

AWESOME... and I only put that because all of your things end in death


[QUOTE=MisterMonster;563450]you do, but it's a wish for you to become such a small, insignificant animal that you feel cheated out of a wish[QUOTE]

That works out because I am already a sexy ferret


I wish I had a television that was large, pre assembled, and working perfectly fine. It also has a lifetime warranty

[marty]

it only picks up channel 46,625, which is devoted to mulch.

i wish it was thursday already!

[MisterMonster]

You sleep right through thursday. Not going to get high on those tranquelizers anymore, are we? Well, sometimes you just have to learn the hard way.


I wish YOUR FACE

[ylllek nivyer]

and you got my face. instead of yours.
and you went to the mirror, then threw up.


i wish i didnt have to work todayy

[MisterMonster]

you don't, becuse you're fired
NO INCOME
and why would i throw up with your face?
thats a lovely face you've got

I wish that i didn't have to go to tai chi

[Music Lover]

You don't because tai-chi and yoga merge to make tai-choga and you have to attend that instead:D

I wish for a perfect life. (HA, try to corrupt that one;))

[CestDan]

you've got it, but tomorrow you'll have an accident and die

I wish I were at SpongeBob's world, haha.

[Cromm]

Wish granted! You're now trapped inside a pinapple at the bottom of the sea. Hope you can breath water for the long swim up!


I wish the God of sexy ferrets was deposed in a military coup!

:P

[humanesquire]

He is and becomes king of all military


I wish Spock and Kirk would teach me to fake a death match

[Cromm]

Your wish is granted, but after Spock and Kirk teach you to fake a death match, you wake up and realize that THEY'RE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!! ...

Okay, -really- corrupt it: You are catipuled into the alternate universe where Kirk and Spock actually exist, and they teach you to fake a death match. Unfortunatly, the disembodied beings now holding you captive on a purple skied world with four large boulders have decided to wager 400 quatlus on your opponent, and he doesn't know how to fake bashing your skull in.

:P


I wish I could goto ComicCon next year.

:)

[Music Lover]

You could, but you decide against it

i wish for a million wishes

[ylllek nivyer]

yea, you get a million wishes alright, but no one to grant them.


i wish i had the perfect boyfriend for me.

[MisterMonster]

You do, but he's GORDON BROWN
or if you are American
GEORGE W. BUSH!!! jr.

I wish the next corruption wasn't one with death in it.

[Cromm]

Wish granted! This corriuption involves palgue, pestilence and famine... but no death.

:P


I wish my computer smelled like lemon.

HA!

[MisterMonster]

You find out it's actually a lemon
NOW YOU CAN'T (interweb) SOCIALISE
punishment for bringing plague and famine onto me.

i Wish i wish i wish

[Cromm]

i Grant i grant i grant; i Corrupt i corrupt i corrupt.

:P

I wish I had better grades. :(

[MisterMonster]

you do, but you're parents, peers and teachers cannot comprehend your grades, look at you like some kind of freak and lock you up in a cage in a circus with "The boy too smart for school" tattoed on your embaressingly bare chest


I wish this was stickied

[Cromm]

A simpathetic mod stickies this thread... and subsequently locks it just to corrupt your last wish!


I wish for summer to be over!

[Music Lover]

granted, but because of the sudden change, you have no time to put on more clothes and you freeze to death.

i wish nobody corrupts this wish. HA!!

[Cromm]

Nobody does. Instead God Himself steps in to Deus Ex Machina this thread back on track.

Oh, and you're now a pilliar of salt that was eaten by a whale. :P


I wish I knew Kung-Fu.

;)

[humanesquire]

You do, he is your asian neighbor



I wish I had 1,000,000 dollars that I could spend however I want, and it is real money, and it is accepted everywhere

[marty]

wish granted. but everyone in your hometown knows where you live, and about your new windfall. The telephone and doorbell never stop ringing asking for favors. it drives you into a depression.

I wish it was THURSDAY ALREADY!

[Hezzy]

its thursday but your stuck on that day for the rest of your life

i wish for world peace

[Viral Death]

World peace comes but then quickly fades due to nukes.

I wish for a big fish to mount on my wall!

[GreyxRainbow]

You have a big fish, but it's rotten.

I wish to have real sword.

[Cromm]

Wish granted. However, in a fit of drunken rage, a family member pulls it off the wall where it's mounted and cuts off your arm. Bet you wish you mounted that autographed Louisville Slugger instead, huh?

I wish for a brand new, fully functional, updated and not going to break down in a year, computer. :)

[marty]

IT arrives at your house in a safe! dang...bet ya wish you knew the combo...

I wish i didn't have to mow the lawn today.

[Hezzy]

fine you dont mow the lawn instead you need to cut each piece of grass individually with tweasers

i wish for an ice cold nuka cola

[YourFriend]

And you get a hot one

I wish I could be in year 2400.

[ylllek nivyer]

alright, you are, but everyone else is dead.



i wish summer program would never end :*(

[Cromm]

Your summer program is extended indefinatly! You never go back to school! ... you also never graduate high school, never goto college, never get a job. Your parents get tired of supporting your lazy ass and kick you out of the house. Now you're homeless, jobless, with no education or prospects.... but hey, you've got the summer program. Oh, wait, they kicked you out cause you're too old now. The summer program continues, but without you in it.

((Not specifically a -corruption (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JackassGenie)- so much as a "be carefull wish for" (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor), but I think it's good enough. :P ))



I wish for the ablity to see the entire light spectrum, from UV to infared, and everything in between... but do so selectively, meaning I could naturally choose what spectrum I wanted to see just my thinking about it.


:yeah: get down... boogey ogey ogey :yeah:

[Bluearmy]

Your pathetic human eyes burst into flames when you attempt it.

I wish for peace on earth.

[akadrase]

I wish for peace on earth.

Peace happens for only a matter of hours before all H E Double Hockey Sticks (Lol) Breaks Loose in which the earth becomes a vastland of war and chaos.



I wish to go to college and become a doctor( Which I will ).

[Cromm]

You become a dentist. ... that's like a doctor... right?

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that chump.


I wish I wasn't nuts!

:)

[Bluearmy]

You turn into a pie. And thus consumed by fatties.

I want an end to world hunger without affecting the earth in a bad way.

[The Boy Genius]

Sadly the planet is fine but the people on it are not. The hunger of the world is only ended by resorting to cannibalism so there are only 2 billion left.

I wish every one was happy and nothing bad or not good would happen to any one every one had enough food and drinks and we are all happy and relaxed. Spin that one bad guys

[Bluearmy]

As a result, everybody becomes a happy ass zombeh because they are unable to feel any other sort of emotion besides happiness. The entire population of the world is just one big mindless, emotionless, rainbow farter.

I wish for a girlfriend that loves me and can fly.

[YourFriend]

And your girlfriend is dumb...

I wish I could be a moderator for VT.

[ylllek nivyer]

you pee your pants. and then you slip in your own urine and hit your head on the floor and turn into a vegetable from the head trauma. therefore, you must obviously resign from your position as a moderator.






i wish no one ever lied.

[YourFriend]

And then everyone starts lying to you.

I wish i wasn't bored so often.

[ylllek nivyer]

what? that wasn't correctly corrupted.
:*(

alright, you arent bored, your cleaning.



i wish my best friends dad wasn't homosexual.

[Bluearmy]

They swap sexualities.

I wish the yellow team hadn't built that giant ****** saucer and killed all of my tanks.... poor pixels...

[Aves]

They don't build the saucer, but they build a giant robot to killz allz ur tankzors.

I wish I had Van-Halen guitar like skill ^_^

[ylllek nivyer]

okay, but your body can't handle it, and you explode.



i wish i had another rat.

[The Boy Genius]

Of course the rat is like the one for ratatouille but it a crap cook and kills you.

I wish the world was a horrible place were lots of crap happens,the world is agony to exist and you can not die

[Aves]

That's TERRIBLE.

But that happens, and then the world explodes!!!!! WEEEEEEE!

I wish that I had met Michael Jackson.

[The Boy Genius]

well you cant die so we all float in space in agony.

Any way do you expect me to say he rapes you nope, half way through your introduction robots attack breaking stuff of Micheal's you realize the robots look just like him they want him back but they destroy the world
I wish this wish was uncorrectable.

[Cromm]

Wish granted. No one corrects your wish. I, however, corrupt it horribly. :P


I wish I knew what numbers were going to be drawn in NEXT week's 6/49 lottery.

[CestDan]

You know it but you will lose the ticket!!! So, the money too. lol

I wish I were SongeBob SquarePants.

[ylllek nivyer]

okay, but then your laugh is so annoying that you have no friends.

i wish some one loved me :cry:

[millymollymandy]

someone falls in love wit you, but when things get going they get run over by a car and dies

i wish i was a ghost

[marty]

you become Patrick Swayze....that sucks....

I wish i didn't have a tummy ache right now!

[obiwan94]

your tummy ache goes away when baby aliens burst out of your stomach...but then you're dead.

I wish summer would last forever.

[The Boy Genius]

Summer last so long that every one in the northern hemisphere melt and every one in the southern freeze to death
i wish my wish was uncorruptable

[YourFriend]

XD...

I wish for 10k posts.

[Holding On*]

you 5 years old, but then you loose all your friends and girlfirned/boyfriend, when they notice that you still didnt quite manage the knack of potty training and have to wear a pullup 'just incase'
;)

I wish that I could get to sleep, without getting temptations

[marty]

sooo..where is your wish?

[Cromm]

oooookay... that's two posts with no wish an no corruption; let's fix that:

To re-corrupt the last wish: you've not only become five years old, but have infact switched bodies with a five year old. ... a five year old girl ... in bangladash ... working in a sweat shop!

HA!


Okay: I wish that this post is number 471 in the forum. :D

Corrupt that!!!!!!

[The Boy Genius]

Your wish comes true but though out the day you can only think of 471. As you walk home from work you see a house that's number is 471 and you walk in to the house in side the house you find a box that says 471 you open it and a leprechaun comes and Kills you for stealing his number.


i wish my wish was uncorruptable.

[drpepper21]

your wish become uncorruptable after you sell your soul to a hermetic gnome living in an enchanted oak tree. 7 days later, he comes and chews off all your toes.

i wish i had sparkly balls like edward cullen. <--- thats already pretty corrupted.

[The Boy Genius]

Your Balls become shiny but drop off and all girls laugh at you for reading Breaking Dawn


I wish to get my soul back from that gnome

[Cromm]

You get your soul back, unfortunatly it has been cursed by the evil brother of the gnome prince! You are now his puppet in his bid to overthrow The Gnome King and kill the Gnome Prince!

... hope you look good in red pointy hats. ;)



I wish no one in this thread every wishes for uncorruptable wishes again!

[The Boy Genius]

Sadly you are not my master and i wish for an uncorruptable wish but some one finds a loop hole and corrupts it.

I wish for a Magical Banana that would not be corruptible.

[YesterdaysNews]

your banana appears but then it looks sooo good that you decide to eat it! and then it turns out that the banana was 78 years past its best before date and you get food poisioning and die

i wish for a kleenex :O

[The Boy Genius]

your Kleenex appears but then it looks so good that you decide to eat it! and then it turns out that the Kleenex was 78 years past its best before date and you get food poisoning and die.

I wish that i could breath

[YesterdaysNews]

it turns out that you can breathe, but since you said breath which is a grammatical error, the oxygen gods take offence and turn you into a fish.

i wish my mind wasnt so effed up

[obiwan94]

you get a perfectly normal mind, and do perfectly normal job as an accountant doing accounts 12 hours a day and live a perfectly normal life in a perfectly normal house, die and have perfectly normal funeral and one day later no one remembers you at all....

I wish...I wish a BMW convertible for my next birthday (even though I won't be able to drive it for a year)

[Cromm]

Even though you upset the Gods of Grammar by not saying 'I wish for a...', you received a BMW convertible as a gift from an aquiantence that you barely know, but you don't question it because, hey, free car! As it turns out though, the car is stolen, and you don't have an alibi for the time it was taken... the cops don't belive your story of the friend that just gave it to you for your birthday, and you goto jail for grand theft auto.

Sucks to be you.



I wish I could re-live highschool.

[Viral Death]

Oh you do but during the worse part

I wish I could have a gf

[Cromm]

You get a gee eff (http://www.facebook.com/gee.eff)



I wish I was 13 again.

[The Batman]

You turn 13 but this time your a girl just starting her monthly cycle.

I wish that I already had my degree.

[Cromm]

You turn 13 but this time your a girl just starting her monthly cycle. HA! I'll live with it. :P In fact, given my HS experience, I'd probably be better off as a girl!


Okay, so... simple corruption comming up:

You get your Degree... it's a bar of deodourant!



I wish I was a successful, published author.

[The Boy Genius]

You become successful after of course your book is rejected from several publishers and you commit suicide your mother sends your manuscript to a publisher and it is published and wins the Nobel Prize.

I wish that i had wished for a good wish

[djunlogical]

your wish transformed itself nto a good wish... Unfortunately I corrupted it :D

I wish I had a recording contract

[Cromm]

You get a recording contract... for polka music ... in Korea! HA! :P


I wish I knew everything in the Excyclopeadia Britainica.

[The Boy Genius]

of course you find out that you will kill your self get depressed and commit the dead



I wish for a nother wish

[Cromm]

of course you find out that you will kill your self get depressed and commit the dead I find out from all the stuff in the EB that I will kill myself? ... I didn't know it was a prophetic tome. :P
? .... and what the hell does "commit the dead" mean anyway?


I wish for a nother wish
Granted. Now you have TWO wishes that will get horribly corrupted. Wanna try for three? ;)




I wish the default VT forum colour was powder pink!


:yes:

[beedubs]

It turns powder pink but your computer explodes and sends shards of glass into your eyes blinding you. Then you walk off a Clift.

I wish I could be a pilot

[mrmcdonaldduck]

unfortunatley you are blind



i wish that i could have 1 million dollars (does dr.evil thing).

[Cromm]

You parents, siblings, and all your closest relatives die in a horribly plane crash (the poilit was blind) and your are the sole heir to their life insurance policies and estates that total one million dollars.


I wish for eternal life, AND youth.

[Aneklusmos]

You get bored, and try suicide repeatedly with no luck.
I wish another minute would go by

[Cromm]

Another minute does go by... and the next minute is the same as the first. You're now stuck in a Groundhog's Day-like loop living the same minute over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over ....




I wish dragons weren't such a cliche tatoo.

;)

[The Boy Genius]

Dragons become less cliched and you get a tattoo of a Dragon and get AIDS also the dragon also becomes real and eats you

I wish i was happy

[Cromm]

Your pharmacist accdentally switches the antibiotics you got to clear up a sinus infection with heavy anti-depressants. You'll be clam, cool, and happy for the next few weeks.... course things'll turn to shit when that perscription runs out; and by then you'll have become addicted to them.

...not to mention you still have your sinus infection.


..."the dragon becomes real and eats you"... ooh brother....



I with I had -real- tickets to the 2010 Superbowl.

[djunlogical]

you get them, travel all the way up to the super-bowl and get upgraded to front-row tickets... You also win a backstage pss and a chance to meet the players... Unfortunately I turn up to corupt your wish, voila, superbowl blows-up muntes before the match. Now no-one can ever watch the superbowl again Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I wish I never got electricuted :(

[Cromm]

BAM! Time itself bends to your whim and history changes. You were never electricuted.

Unfortunatly, the butterfly effect takes president. Apparently in your own history, one time when you were telling your electricution story to someone, you were in one place. Now, you don't have a story, and in this version of history, you left before telling it. When you left... you get mauled to death by a stray dog. If only you had of sayed to tell your story, you would have been saved.


I wish I was in posession of a benevolent genie in a bottle.

[djunlogical]

wish granted, but you have to grant him a wish first (I would normally say something about you and a pedo bear here, but i'm not going to) and his wish is...; for you to jump off a cliff, unfortunately you can't fly... no wishes for you

I wish to meet someone who isn't prejudice about the age of DJ'ing ability

[Cromm]

You do... he's your 12 year old nieghbour.


I wish I owned one of those standup arcade machines.

[computerwizard]

You get a standup arcade machine for your birthday, but you get hit by a bus and lose your legs and arms, so you can't reach the controls for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go golfing in Canada.

[Cromm]

pffft... that's not a corruption, that's just an accedent following a wish... a corruption would have been to make the game PONG! HA! ;) :P


Wish Granted. You CAN goto Canada to play golf. You have a passport, clubs, even your parent's permission. .... too bad you don't have the cash. Oh well, guess you can't go.


I wish I'll soon find a job after college that will pay well, is easy and fun to do, and that I can't lose for any reason.

[djunlogical]

you do, yu're soo handsome and charming that they find you perfect! Congradulations...
You now work as a prostitute =] which is easy, defiately fun, pays well, and you won't lose because too many people hire you =] [= i'm soo envious (not)

I wish i could expand my Techno/Hardhouse/Gabber record collection and keep them forever without dieing or falling terminally ill =]

[Viral Death]

Oh you do you die of a heart attack in your house which melted down to the ground! Too bad your records were in there!

I wish I have a good year in school without a problem and passing grades

[djunlogical]

you do, you get A+++++++++++ (X infinite) in all your subjects... you get put up for an IQ trivia because a murdrer took your family captive for being such a smart-alic.. The only way to get them right is to answer all his questions crrectly... Unfortunately as it turns out, the only reaon you knew the answers is because you cheated, so your family die... Say good-night :)

I wish I had bigger party speakers... say around 5000 watts instead of 2k

[Cromm]

you do, yu're soo handsome and charming that they find you perfect! Congradulations...
You now work as a prostitute =] which is easy, defiately fun, pays well, and you won't lose because too many people hire you =] [= i'm soo envious (not) Okay, ONE: I haven't heard anyone use the phrase "NOT" at the end of a senstance since I was like, four.... and watching old reruns on TV!

TWO: I think it's extreamly ironic that you consider that a corruption. ;)

I'LL TAKE IT! :P

one, two, cha cha cha :yeah:

...you cheated, so your family die... Say good-night :)Under what possible circumstances would cheating involve the death penalty? It don't make no sense. Bad corruption. :P

I wish I had bigger party speakers... say around 5000 watts instead of 2k


You win 100,000 watt outdoor stage speakers in a radio call-in contest. Yay for you! Unfortunatly, you didn't read the instructions which specifically say they are to be used outdoors only, and only when the audience will be at least 20 feet away.

You plug them into your home stereo system, in your small living room. In the confined space and short distance, and neglecting to notice they had been turned up to 11 when you pluged them in, the very first blast from them is the last you'll ever hear. Not only do they permenantly shatter the ear drums of everyone in the room, but they also create a shockwave so powerfull, your internal organs suffer damage, and you have to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.

Now that's a brown note.





I already have heaps of money from my job as a Stud for Hire, ;) but I'll go ahead and make a wish anyway:

I wish the 'thumbs up' smillie in VT was green instead of orange.

[djunlogical]

Wish granted, but it can only be used once, after that it flashes with wear words and you get banned for causing the post of multiple swear-words :P

(And btw, I was making sure every-one was clear that I wasn't serious)

I wish I never got B/O :'( I F******g hate it

[Viral Death]

Oh you dont get it! Just for one day then it last with you forever!!!!!

I wish I had a better new working nothing wrong nothing will go bad with it phone

[Cromm]

Wish granted. You get a brand new (never been used), "nothing wrong with it, nothing will go wrong with it", phone ...

Here it is (http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_05790801000P)



I wish I had a brand new, made this year, never been used, still in the box, completely functioning, working now and will never break or get damaged, completely legal, 3Gs iPhone

[djunlogical]

Wish Granted, you get it in the post at 11:30 at Night, you run outside and get mugged.

I wish for World Peace (actually I can't stand the stuff, just wanna see how it is corrupted by you evil people :P)

[Music Lover]

world peace comes because humans die....

i wish i was in a good relationship

[Rutherford The Brave]

You are for a while b ut then she comes out to you and tells you that shes cheated on you multiple times and that she hates you, then she bites your head off.

I wish for a loaf of bread.

[Harley Quinn]

you get a loaf of bread but its crawling with maggots

i wish for a high five

[Music Lover]

you get her but Ms. Five is so high she doesnt notice you and goes do someone else.... (dont ask how i made that up)

i wish to go back to ripari

[Harley Quinn]

you travel there but your plane crashes and ends up on fire

i wish for pizza

[The Boy Genius]

You get and eat your pizza but then mario comes to you and says" WHat are you doin you ate my pizza you bastered" Mario then realease Luigi from his cage but Luigi runs away. CRAP said mario suddenly Mario called his peguin over who calls Elja wood who in turn calls the cast of lord of the rings who call New Zealend they pick you up and you crowd surf half way though this the pizza becomes pac man and eats you from the inside.

I wish the pain in my mind would go away

[Dzefry]

It's gone from your mind, but it's now all over your body...


I wish i have a swimming pool in my backyard, that has clean water inside, and has no dangerous animals inside(hah! corrupt that one :P )

[Harley Quinn]

You get a pool but a earthquake hits it (ha)

i wish for fan

[djunlogical]

you get one

Depending on what sort of fan you wanted...

A) You set up the fan and a blade comes loose, flys into your skull and gives you brain damage

B) You get a Fan who calls you every day untill eventually you get so annoyed and driven insane by it that you commit suicide.

I wish for Total World Domination (by me forever)

[Harley Quinn]

Wish granted but you get assinated by me

i wish for music

[Cromm]

You get smacked in the face with an iPod. ;)


You get and eat your pizza but then mario comes to you and says" WHat are you doin you ate my pizza you bastered" Mario then realease Luigi from his cage but Luigi runs away. CRAP said mario suddenly Mario called his peguin over who calls Elja wood who in turn calls the cast of lord of the rings who call New Zealend they pick you up and you crowd surf half way though this the pizza becomes pac man and eats you from the inside.

I wish this guy ^^^^ wasn't freakin' nuts!!!

[drpepper21]

hes not nuts, but you lose yours.

i wish i my wish will be corrupted.

[The Boy Genius]

Ok it is corrupted by Winston Churchill who is also a Nazi. Not only have i courpted the wish but English history.
You get and eat your pizza but then mario comes to you and says" WHat are you doin you ate my pizza you bastered" Mario then realease Luigi from his cage but Luigi runs away. CRAP said mario suddenly Mario called his peguin over who calls Elja wood who in turn calls the cast of lord of the rings who call New Zealend they pick you up and you crowd surf half way though this the pizza becomes pac man and eats you from the inside.
Am i that crazy????
i can answer that OF COURSE I AM
I wish for a wish in which i wish for a wish etc.

[Charleigh]

i wish i could fly

[Cromm]

I'll answer two, since CG didn't. :P

I wish for a wish in which i wish for a wish etc. The wish in which you wished for a wish is granted, you have successfully placed a wish in which you wish for another wish. Unfortunatly, that wish (the one you wished for, not nessiarly the one in which you first wished, which was to wish for a wish) will be horribly corrupted by a tongue-tied forumite!

:D :P


i wish i could fly You are given a wonderus set of wings, made from wax. You soar high about the clouds... but foolishly too close to the sun. The wings melt, you fall... and die.



I wish I had a more comfortable chair.

[The Boy Genius]

Your Chair is the most comfortable chair in the universe so comfortable that you never want to get out of it you eat just piddle your self in the chair. Then you watch Monty Python marathon and love it but find out Brian is dead and you cry. Your Mom tells to get up and you don't Then a huge anvil falls on your chair

[Harley Quinn]

i wish for monkeys

[Cromm]

The monkeys, enraged by the idea of "sweetbreads", crack your skull open and feast on the gooey flesh inside.

'See how you like it!' one of them can be heard to say.
... 'Holy crap, a talking monkey!' another said.

:P



I wish I legitamitly won the national lottery.

[The Boy Genius]

you win the lottery but sadly you are killed by a Monk

I wish that i could think of a witty uncorrupatble wish

[Harley Quinn]

Nah that never happens you fall off a building and survive but die 1 yr later

i wish i was invisible

[Music Lover]

you are, but then no-one see you, so they can't see you and you become lonely

i wish for a good kiss in every aspect on the coming weekend

[overcome.]

I wish for an infinate amount of wishes :D

I wish to be at peace :)

[Cromm]

I wish for an infinate amount of wishes :D
I wish to be at peace :) Naughty naughty... you didn't corrupt the wish before you. Anyway.. you recieve an infinate amount of wishes!.... all of them will be corrupted by us. ;)

You are also at peace. ... you dead, foo.

There is no greater peace than death.

..... assuming you aren't killed by a marching band or something.

And since this one wasn't corrupted...

i wish for a good kiss in every aspect on the coming weekend At a party you will this comming weekend, you agree to play a game of "blind dare", you are blindfolded, and someone (as part of the dare) kisses you. It's the best kiss you've ever, and will ever have. ... From the wrong gender. The rest of the party everyone makes fun of you, and you begin to question your sexuality.

Also, every kiss after that is a dissapointment. Nothing and no one will ever live up to that moment. You become sullen and dispondent, never again to know the most perfect kiss you've ever had, or ever will.



I will my favourite webcomics updated more frequently.

(Yes, I'm a nerd.)

[Harley Quinn]

you get your which but yet the computer screen explodes

i wish for energy drinks

[ElectroPhunk]

Someone at the store switches the energy drinks labels and drano labels so you drink it and burn your insides :D

Wow im a nerd

I wish for a night with Megan fox....And She has no STD's and she doesn't have a dick

[beedubs]

You get your night with her, but to bad her boyfriend is a serial killer :O, you die

i wish for a new phone

[Tiberius]

You get a new phone but someone smashes it with a hammer.

I wish could get an alienware m17.

[Viral Death]

Wish granted. You get a brand new (never been used), "nothing wrong with it, nothing will go wrong with it", phone ...

Here it is (http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_05790801000P)



I wish I had a brand new, made this year, never been used, still in the box, completely functioning, working now and will never break or get damaged, completely legal, 3Gs iPhone

That is a awsome phone!!!

I wish for a new nothing wrong, never will break or anything will happen to it and it was made this year CELL PHONE

You get a fan but the cord is cut into peices and in a ziplock and taped to the fan and the fans motor is burned out

[The Boy Genius]

You get your cellphone and love it you dance in a circle onto the road and a truck is coming at you but a mole digs a tunnel under you and saves you and asks for your phone but then abrham lincon punches the mole with his ugly powers. You climb up to find yourself in ancient greace in Sparta fighting the Persians but then a random Twitter flies in and craps on you and you get sick. You are treated by a sexy nurse who you fall in love with and she loves you. One day she forgot to shave her legs and you break up with her she then kills you with a sponge

I wish that I could come up with a witty and clever wish

[drumir93]

You get your wish, thus confusing everybody and grinding the thread to a halt for 8 days.

I wish that all the hungry in the world had something to eat, that is not me or any fellow human.

[Cromm]

You get your wish. Herds of wild cattle begin multiplying uncontrolably in impovershed areas, consuming all the grass and vegetation in the region. At first, people are happy because, even though the foliage is gone, they have beef. Unfortunatly, the vegitation's root's systems were all that were holding the nutriant rich topsoil layer in those semi-arid regions together. Vast stretches of Africa that were once partially fertile are now deserts, and when the cattle are eaten, everyone there is much worse off than they were when this whole mess started, and it's all your fault.

(Woah, that's a nice wall-o-text there.)

Anywho...

I wish I was 10 years younger.

[Alfred Pennyworth]

You become ten dog-years younger

I wish for a universal undo button

[The Boy Genius]

you get your undo button press it and goes away


i wish that i was a nuke

[cherry_boi]

u get ur wish but ur a "dud"

i wish i had a pet bunny :D

[Kahn]

Granted, But the Bunny serves only thy self.

I wish I my iPhone was white.

[that kid]

Your iPhone is white but falls in tar and becomes black.

I wish I ruled the world

[IowaBoy]

you are slaughtered by the people of the world in a epic battle

i wish i had a 6pk of Samuel Adams logger sitting by me

[Ghoti]

You drink so much that you get drunk and jump off a building...
i wish i had a gf...

[IowaBoy]

you marry her and she divorces you and takes everything you have
i wish i had a box of Twinkies

[Ghoti]

the twinkies are filled with cum
lol sorry if thats not allowed i was jk
i wish i had a puppy

[IowaBoy]

your puppy attacks you....and is a wild wolf
i wish i had a 55in. flat screen tv.

[drumir93]

You get your TV and hang it on the wall. It falls off and crushes your leg, leaving you in need of surgery that will cost you thousands of dollars and a broken TV.

(edit, I forgot to make a wish:lol:)
I wish for the car of the future.

[IowaBoy]

the car of the future attacks you

[drumir93]

Well that's just unfortunate.

Since you didn't make a wish, I will.

I wish I had a mansion (fully furnished) made of absolutely nothing but cheese-whiz.
Thousands and thousands of cans of cheese-whiz.

[Fudgemallow]

Granted but your mansion is on the sun

I wish i had a brick to throw directly at the next person hehe

[Boredomino]

Granted but your mansion is on the sun

I wish i had a brick to throw directly at the next person hehe

Granted: but sticks and stones may break my bones, but bricks will never hurt me.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn5yy_sandi-thom-i-wish-i-was-a-punk-rock_music)

[drumir93]

You get your wish and get your ass kicked in a mosh pit full of real punk-rockers.

I wish I could cure AIDS by eating peoples hair.

[IowaBoy]

u choke on the hair

i wish i had a 200 gal. saltwater fish tank

[that kid]

The tank breaks and floods your house, making you homeless.

I wish my sister would disappear.

[drumir93]

She disappears, leaving police baffled. They latter come to the conclusion that she was murdered and you are the prime suspect. You spend the rest of your life in a prison cell with your new friend, Orenthal (Ass-Plunger) Simpson.

I wish I was the emperor of all North America.

[TheKingDavis]

Your wish being processed:
Result: you are now an emperor penguin


I wish i had mac n cheese

[IowaBoy]

you mac and cheese attacks you

i wish i had a 500 gallon freshwater aquarium filled with oscars.

[TheKingDavis]

You get a 500 galon tank filled with sharks and you have meat attactched to you


i wish i had a penguin

[IowaBoy]

your penguin attacks you

i wish i had a robot, that i could control and yet program at the same time.

[that kid]

The robot goes rogue and kills you.

I wish I had TV

[ShatteredWings]

the TV only gets kids TV


I wish I had working wings attached to my body

[drewlink99]

One wing is attached to your face and the other on your foot

I want to move to England!

[IowaBoy]

a mob attacks you

i wish i had a 22 cal. sniper rifle with tons of ammo

[drumir93]

Your cousin finds it and shoots you in the face while he was playing with it.

I wish I could go to Hell.

[that kid]

You go to Hell but the Devil send you back as a fly.

I wish I had the power of invisibility when I choose

[IowaBoy]

you are ran over while crossing the street, and you are never found because you are invisible at the time you are hit.

i wish i had a 50 cal. sniper rifle

[Alfred Pennyworth]

You get it, but the barrel is blocked and the gun blows up when you fire it, completely obliterating your face.

I wish for a cross between a Mac, Linux, and PC

[The Boy Genius]

You get a bsod every one goes WHAT THE FUCK that makes no sense , then Tux the penguin attacks you yelling Bash

I wish that i was a bannana who was eaten

[drumir93]

You are thrown up and flushed down the toilet.

I wish I was a hilarious cartoon character.

[Kahn]

Granted but it turn out your not that hilarious.

I wish that I was sick and not in school.

[drumir93]

Granted, but you're stuck spending the whole day with me.

I wish I could see days into the future at will.

[LuvsandHugs]

you find ur self being killed by a robot so you become paraniod

i wish my crush txted me tellin me he loved me and tht he was sorry for wat had happened in the past

[drumir93]

He does all that but then tells you he can't, in all good conscience, get back together with you until you learn the proper way to spell.

I wish someone would stab me in the eyes, rip out my spleen, and jump rope with my small intestine.
I really do. :)

[that kid]

Granted, but you're still alive and in terrible agony.

I wish I had a money tree

[IowaBoy]

your money try catches fire and burns

i wish i had a 12 pack of jones root beer

[TheKingDavis]

you get a 24 pack of budweiser then get arrested for being underage, you are hauled off to jail and you meet Bubba

I wish for a nice puppy that eats teachers

[karl]

your kitty was eaten by your bow-wow

[karl]

sorry my fault put in wrong place

[drumir93]

I wish I found cheese appetizing.

[IowaBoy]

your cheese contains bugs

i wish i could get my dog a brain transplant

[TheKingDavis]

your own brain is taken out and transplanted into your dog.


i want a slushy

[that kid]

You get a brain slushy

I wish I found the cure for cancer

[drumir93]

The cure causes an advanced version of Lime Disease.

I wish the world was free of nuclear weapons.

[TheKingDavis]

You get sent into space and shot at with nuclear weapons

i want to be tanner

[IowaBoy]

granted, but it is in the middle of a war zone

i wish i had a P90 sub machine gun

[TheKingDavis]

granted but it shoots rubber bands

i wish i was the founder of VT

[drumir93]

You messed with the time-stream and therefore the universe ceases to exist.

I wish I had a tree in my back yard that grew socks.

[TheKingDavis]

it grows docks with holes in them

i wish i had a pen

[IowaBoy]

your pen explodes

i wish i had my own maid (asian female lol)

[LuvsandHugs]

she looks like a man and doesnt speak english

i wish i was pretty

[that kid]

You become pretty ugly

I wish I had a third arm

[IowaBoy]

your third arms slaps you all day and night

i wish i had paris hilton's phone number (prank calling yay)

[The Boy Genius]

You call and fall in love with Paris and you Marry her several years latter her Chiwawa kills you in a fit of rage


I wish for death

[IowaBoy]

death does not come

i wish i could prank call the white house

[TheKingDavis]

you are arrested by the FBI and once again meet bubba

i wish i could create sigs

[IowaBoy]

you are sued for copywrite of a stolen (copy and pasted) image you used in the sig

i wish i could the world