Corrupt-A-Wish

[AutumnDae]

It is, but you become so scared you start crying.

I wish my eye would stop itching.

[Oblivion]

Your eye stops itching, but then your other one starts.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore!

[ShatteredWings]

i kill you.. you're not sick, you're dead :P


i wish i could go sleep more :P

[MysticalBurrito]

You go to sleep but cant wake up

I wish that my emotions would go away

[AllThatIsLeft]

you do, but you never wake up again.

I wish my throat wasn't sore

[ShatteredWings]

you break your leg instead

i wish people weren't stupid

[MysticalBurrito]

They end up smart you end up dumb

I wish could swallow

[BlackenedSilver]

You can swallow but then you swallow too much.

I wish my shoes werent messing up my feet.

[Axellance]

you get your shoes taken away...problem soled walk barefoot!

i wish i had 1000 posts!

[MysticalBurrito]

You get 1000 posts but you loose all your friends


I wish i had enough nerve to talk to the guy i liked

[Axellance]

you get the nerve but you babble about nothing and he thinks you are weird...

i wish i could go visit my family!

[Oblivion]

You visit them, but they push you off a dock.

I wish my download would finish!

[Perseus]

Your download finishes, but then it crashes and you have to do it again. I wish I could find my guitar strap lock thing.

[Axellance]

you find it...but its broken when you do!

i wish my computer would always update the hardware to the beast so that it would be one of the fastest computers always!

[MysticalBurrito]

It does but it breaks


I wish a person i know would log on to msn

[ManyPearTree]

nevermind

[ShatteredWings]

they do, but you dnt have them added


i wish my english homework would do itself and i didn't have to study for f rench or earth&space science

[BlackenedSilver]

Its does itself and you dont have to study but then you fail.

I wish my phone would work. :(

[Neverender]

it does. but then you lose the charger.

i wish my homework was done.

[AllThatIsLeft]

it is, but you forget it at home and get a zero!

i wish i didnt have to study

[Random_oso06]

you don't study but you fail

I wish my English teacher retires

[Church]

HE retired, becomes a mercenary and it hired to kill your family

I wish I could go back in time

[AllThatIsLeft]

you do but you get stuck and never really fit in


i wish i could fly

[OnlyByTheNight.]

You can fly but you forget to how to walk and end up breaking a wing and you fall to your death!
I wish for a dvd.

[Mysticbeauty]

You get the dvd and watch it. It melts your brain and now your in a coma.

I want more friends

[MysticalBurrito]

You get more friends and their fakes


I wish it wasnt so hard to talk to the guy i like

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Its really easy for you to talk to the guy you like but he turns out to be a jerk!
I wish for a tic tac.

[Dagenadriel]

Your tictac is filled with arsenic.
I wish for new carpet.

[Neverender]

you get one, but it flies away on you.

i wish people would stop asking if their gay in P101.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

People stop asking 'am i gay' but start asking 'is my friend gay' instead!
I wish for a new hoodie.

[Church]

You spill refried beans on it

I wish I had a P-51 Mustang (its a fighter plane)

[OnlyByTheNight.]

It crashes.
I wish for you!

[Hezzy]

but you only get half of me
i wish for earth

[OnlyByTheNight.]

You get a lump of soggy soil!
I wish for 2,500 posts

[Perseus]

You get 2500 posts and then your computer crashes and you can enver come to this website again.
I wish I wasn't addicted to this site :D

[Church]

You get addicted to gay donkey porn

I wish for a taco

[OnlyByTheNight.]

you get food posioning!!! sorry! :D
i wish for a better computer

[Hezzy]

But computers take over the world the next day and kill all of man kind
I wish my wish for 10000gazilion euro doesnt get corrupted
HAHA i win

[The Batman]

Since that isn't a real number you get nothing :)
I wish that my wish was corrupted.

[sirma]

It doesn't get corrupted so you die! (SOZ LOL!)

I wish that i was a superhero and be remembered for all eternity.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

You become a superhero but your an invisable superhero so noone knows you exist so you are remembered for all eternity...... By nobody!
I wish that my wish wont be corrupted! :P

[Aneklusmos]

your wish isnt corrupted but the person who post after gives you such a majorly long random talk about nothing in particular. that person goes on and on and on and on about really nothing in particular. they talk about facebook and how much they love facebook and how great facebook is and then they talk about the puppy they wish they had but their parents wont get for them. then they talk about every ambition they have such as wanting to become a famous musician and bring back the rock n roll era or their ambition to change the world to all organic food. and then they talk about what they are going to do after they get of the computer, which is bake bread and then they go on and on about this little funny thing their friend does. then they run to get a glass of water and finger strengtheners

i wish for unlimited corruptions to make

[IAMWILL]

YOU FAIL.

I wish that I owned a Koenigsegg

[ShatteredWings]

it's broken


i wish i was able to stop being so fucked up and be normal

[Viral Death]

You stay fucked up.

Own tons of airsoft, paint ball, and bb guns!!!!!

[ShatteredWings]

thats not a corruption, that's just not granting


you get these but they're all broken


i wish my hair would grow back

[Mrred]

Your hair grows back but keeps going and you become a yeti.



I wish michael Jackson would stop being a perv.

[IAMWILL]

But instead you find that he has been checking you and your friends out for the last few days.

I wish this game laster forever.

[Mrred]

But instead I stop it.


I wish sb wouldn't rick the world.

[IAMWILL]

You get Rick-Rolled instead.

i hope the person below me corrupts this wish.

[Viral Death]

I dont currupt your wish

I had the girl of my dreams and she would go out with me

[Aneklusmos]

She isn't the girl of your dreams. she's the girl of your nightmares! and your bonded to her for eternity.

I wish I wouldn't always say things in the wrong way

[Viral Death]

You always say things wrong and keep on doing this for the rest of your life

I wish I could just marry this girl I love and care for I would take a bullet in the heart for her

[IAMWILL]

You stick to your word, but unfortunately are hit by a bullet train, costing you your life.

I wish the mayans were still around.

[MysticalBurrito]

They attack you


I wish the guy i liked would like me back!!

[Atonement]

The guy is a pedophile.

I wish I was happy.

[MysticalBurrito]

You get happy but all of a sudden you cant laugh because a rape whistle is glued to your mouth


I wish he would notice me

[Atonement]

You have a strobe light strapped to your forehead for eternity.

I wish I owned a sea urchin.

[MysticalBurrito]

It eats your balls


i wish my hamster didnt die

[Viral Death]

It comes back to life and kills the guy you like

I wish Nekenzie would love me like I love her

[Vermillion]

Nekenzie is your sister who was abandoned by your mother at birth.

I wish I could be happier right now.

[Donkey]

... *shoots Caleb's foot*

I wish I was a rabbit :)

[BlackenedSilver]

You are a killer rabbit sits in the hole.. alone waiting for a passer-by, Forever. :D

I wish I had more energy.

[Requin]

You have so much energy that you explode and turn into shit....:)

I wish I was rich.

[Donkey]

You get all the money you ever wanted, but you drown in it.

I wish I was Craig

[Requin]

You are Craig the Pedophile....

I wish to report a buglery..

[Donkey]

You report one but it turns out the burglery was just a joke for a day time television channel.

I wish I had a cake right now :D

[BlackenedSilver]

A cake falls from the sky into your hands, but you trip and drop it onto the road.

I wish I could get rid of my headache. :cool:

[ShatteredWings]

you break your leg, and forget about the headache

i wish i could meet a SPEFIC someone at school on monday and that she moved in a block away.

haha try to corrupt that

[DarkWingedAngel]

you move away the day before this person comes.



im going to Washington soon and hope it goes well

[ShatteredWings]

Geeze.. niec.


washington explodes the second after you leave


i wish i could find the sunscreen...

[DarkWingedAngel]

im sorry
i took it so you couldn't go out


im getting my license in 7 months

[ShatteredWings]

haha. i can still go out. it's called finding my white jacket :P

and that's not a wish. but then i'll say I'm moving your birthday so you're six months younger :P



i wishh.. i wish i could fly away

[DarkWingedAngel]

hey thats not nice



i would fly too so you would be suck with me


i wish the age 21 would come faster

[ShatteredWings]

it comes.. .. then they change drinking age to 18 :P
haha

i wish it was a little overcast outside. TOO BRIGHT

[DarkWingedAngel]

it becomes brighter



i wish i could see someone

[Viral Death]

You see that some one and he/she shoots at you

I wish I could start over with Nekenzie

[BlackenedSilver]

You do, but then you have to move away.

I wish all my homework was done, correctly. So I can play outside :D

[Viral Death]

A torrnado rips through your yard and sucks you up

I wish my life would be perfect

[ShatteredWings]

you rlife is perfect, but then everyone hates you


i wish... i wish i didn't have to finish my homework AN i had the knowlege AND i pass the test

[Viral Death]

You have too much knowlege and your brain explodes

I wish I didnt not live in a hick town

[BlackenedSilver]

You move, but you cant make friends with the people in your new town.

I wish.. I could concentrate.

[Viral Death]

You consentrate too much and you lose all your friends

Wish i had no friends

[DarkWingedAngel]

now everyone is your friend



i wish i had a car

[Viral Death]

You get a car but it explodes

I wish I did not cut as much

[Generic269]

You stop cutting, but only because you die.

I wish I could be bothered to finish my R.E. assessment (it's due in tomorrow).

[ShatteredWings]

you finish it but you fail

i wish i could fly

[BlackenedSilver]

You fly but only for 10 mins, then you fall. Where you land, Who knows! :)

I wish I didn't have to go out at 5.

[Viral Death]

You get forced to go at 5 but you get sent to prison

I wish for world peace

[justanotherguy93]

aliens come and kill mankind

i wish to date my bestfriend

[Viral Death]

You date her but you guys break up

I wish I could own no guns

[NightFighter]

You dont own any guns but someone shoots and kills you

I wish i was smarter

[Viral Death]

You get so smart your head explodes

I wish I could own NO guns and I wish I could be shot

[justanotherguy93]

your attempt at suicide fails

i wish that the world would be more accepting of gays, bis, and lesbos,

[Viral Death]

They are so acceptible that gays and lesbos take all straight and bis and exicute them

I wish Nekenzie and me could be more than friends

[Skeln]

You're more than friends, you're enemies

I wish I had a tiger

[NightFighter]

Your get a tiger but it eats you up

I wish i didnt get so nervous all the time.

[HelloWorld123456]

you dont get asmuch nervous all the time, with a help of a million pills a day

I wish that my wish will not be broken

[NightFighter]

You break your own wish.

I wish the weather would stay so nice.

[Skeln]

There's a tornado knocking at your door

I wish monkeys ruled the world

[HelloWorld123456]

Monkey ruled the world ... Wish granted ... But you were raped by a WhoreChimp lol

I wish that poverty will disappear from Earth and we all live happy in our world [Please Do Not break this one just break it to result in a better wish. Thanks]

[justanotherguy93]

all the poor get rich now the economy of the world goes wack and the middle class people are the poor
i wish i was in NY

[Skeln]

You fly to New York, and on your way back the plane explodes.

I wish I didn't have finals

[justanotherguy93]

you dont take them but you have to go to summer school for the whole summer

i wish i had my dream body

[ThUnDeR]

you get your dream body but by using steroids and it makes your penis smaller

i wish i was black

[Commander Thor]

Congratulations! You're Mexican! (Hey, at least you're half there!)

I wish I could see what the Earth is like in 50 years.

[Death]

You see what Earth is like only to realise that it's full of murderous thugs having constant wars and you get gutted like a fish.

I wish that I could control time.

[Skeln]

You stop time...but you also stop time for yourself

I wish I was a monkey

[MysticalBurrito]

Your a monkey but you get turned into a bare butted monkey

I wish that I had more time in the day...

[justanotherguy93]

you get your dream body but by using steroids and it makes your penis smaller

i wish i was black
steroids dont make ur dick small they shrink ur balls.

but anyways, the days turn into the length of a week therefor longer school year.

i wish i could get out of my hometown

[The Joker]

Granted, but you not live in Buttfucksnortcrack, Alabama.

I wish I had mad flow and beat skillz, yo.

[Triceratops]

I grant you wid mad flow and beat skillz biznatch.

I wish I was a princess, who lived in a palace made of cotton wool and sugar paper.

[Huskyboy132]

I wish my dog was immortal.

[Huskyboy132]

oh and i grant u being a princess, who lived in a palace made of cotton wool and sugar paper.

[ShatteredWings]

its immortal, but it ages forever

i wishh.. my hair was the color i wanted it to be

[Death]

As a spur of the moment thing, you want it to be grey and then you realise that you get to only change it once and regret your choice.

I wish that I could instantly own everything I wanted when I wanted it.

[Uprising]

Granted but you soon own everything and there is nothing more for you to own so you put yourself out of your missory and kill yourself.

I wish I was number 1 in the ATP tour and win all grand slam titles.

[Death]

You become what you want but other become so jealous, you are murdered in the night.

I wish I owned a hotel but didn't have to do any work there.

[The Joker]

Granted, but you are forced to receive oral sex with a 90 year old transgender woman.

I wish I could decide my sexuality.

[guacamole24]

You can decide your sexuality, but you have to switch genders too.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

[Uprising]

You get that but you don't record all of it and are arrested for tax evasion

I wish I made $1,000,000 an hour

[Skeln]

You drown in your own money

I wish I was in my optomistic mood right now

[djunlogical]

granted, but your so optimistic you fel depressed about being optimitic!

I wish My DJ Lights were Workig :'(

[Skeln]

They work and are so bright they blind you

I wish I was in Bakersfield

[Death]

You appear in Bakersfield in an archery range. As luck would have it, you appear between a flying arrow and its target and oyu get impaled and consequently killed.

I wish my penis was a hose when I ejaculate.

[Skeln]

It goes full blast and soon you die of dyhrdration

I wish I wasn't so lonely

[Death]

Suddenly, you get surrounded by friends, only it happens with you in a confined space and you get squashed and killed again, sorry. :rolleyes:

I wish that I could turn invisible at will.

[Skeln]

You turn invisible, but can't change back and while in the middle of the road you're run over

I wish I wouldn't die

[Death]

Your wish is granted but then you end up getting so ill, you can do nothing but lie down feeling absolutely awful and you decide that death would have been more preferable.

I wish that the whole world belonged to me.

[Skeln]

It's yours, but you must carry the whole world and it eventually crushes you

I wish my character was stronger (on an RPG I'm playing)

[justanotherguy93]

he gets stronger but gets really fat and ugly

i wish that none of my wishes could be corrupted

[Death]

It's yours, but you must carry the whole world and it eventually crushes you

I wish my character was stronger (on an RPG I'm playing)

Off Topic: Which RPG are you playing?

On Topic: Your charcater ends up being stronger but then you get so engroced in playing the game with your new strength, you end up playng for an entre day non-stop and you get square eyes.

I wish that games had no damned glitches in them.

he gets stronger but gets really fat and ugly

i wish that none of my wishes could be corrupted

None fo your wishes get corrupted but you realise that your wish lasted for only 10 seconds so people now can corrupt your wishes (that's all I can say to be honest :rolleyes: )

By the way, I've corrupted twice becuase I was origionally corrupting Skeln's wish.

[MisterMonster]

Suddenly you realise you wasted your life playing games cos they didn't have any glitches in them and spiral into an emotional spiral that leads to drug abuse and your untimely death.

I wish i was asleep and wake up in a few hours.

[JackOfClubs]

Granted, but you have this absolutely amazing dream and you can't remember it when you wake up.

I wish it wasn't as humid-- it was 90 degrees today and currently at 10.10 PM its still 71% humidity

[Death]

Wish granted. Now you've got the opposite to an even greater extreme and now you're really pissed off.

I wish I could live in a mansion.

[Sage]

Wish granted. Welcome to Neverland Ranch.

I wish I didn't sleep in so often.

[Death]

You now rarely ever sleep and realise that you have nothing to do for ages and you get bored every day.

I wish that each time I watch a film, it was just as fun and immersive as the first time I watched it.

[marty]

your wish comes true. However, the first time you watch is a movie is always terrible.

i wish i was on "survivor"

[Skeln]

You go on the show, but you break down and cry night and day while the whole world is watching you and laughing.

I wish I could understand people more easily

[millymollymandy]

you start to begin understanding but then you lose your hearing

i wish i can die

[Skeln]

You start to die, but it's painful and you can't fully die for the next 30 years

I wish I could have a dog

[marty]

the dog is rabid and killed two children! have fun in court.

i wish i could produce money magically out of my pocket whenever i felt the need.

[Skeln]

Wish granted! But you can't stop the money from being produced and enentually your pants rip and you're standing there nude in public

I wish boys could win Boys vs. Girls thread

[djunlogical]

Wish Granted, but girls are now destined to win every other event EVER (NOOOOOOOO!)

I wish more people had heard of Gabber =P

[marty]

wish granted! everyone has heard of it, and have come to a group consensus that it is the worst music in the world

i wish this wish was uncorrectable.

[Aneklusmos]

It is correctable.
I wish my parents would let me back on the computer

[Skeln]

They let you, but they put a camera in your room and in every room in the house
(No wankie for you!)

I wish I never looked at porn

[Cromm]

Granted, you never looked at porn. Instead, you spent your Internet time illegally file sharing copyrighted music and movies. The RIAA gets wind of this, and as you sent to jail for pirating. Now you're cell mates with a 240lbs 6'5" guy named Bubba who thinks you look 'purdy'.

Oh, I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[MisterMonster]

you didn't kill that fish but it starts a butterfly effect. Now the world is on fire and it's all down to you. Well done.

I wish i lived in a good part of America or Canada (Britain is BORRINNGG)

[Skeln]

Wish granted! You move to Oakland, California in the US. Don't get shot.

[Cromm]

Wish granted! You move to Oakland, California in the US. Don't get shot.

Well, you didn't ask, but I'm going to take it as a wish anyway. :P

You never get shot in your life... which is exactly four minutes long, as someone stabs you in the alleyway out back.


I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And -- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, got it?

[Skeln]

You choke on the sandwhich

I wish I remembered to post a wish on my last post

[Cromm]

I wish I remembered to post a wish on my last post
Your wish is granted. You go back in time and post a wish on your last post, but having done that, you never wished to go back in the first place. This temporal paradox creates a rift in the space/time continum and distroyes the universe! I hope you're happy, you doomed us all! :P


I wish for a cute set of smilies that I could use on every forum and that everyone would think is cool.

[Skeln]

We all think you're perverted

I wish I truely knew my sexuality

[marty]

You figure out your sexuality, only to find that you also have the most odd and unaddressably unique sexual fetish known to humanity: yarn

I wish i didn't have a yarn fetish
I MEAN WHAT?

no just kidding. I wish got into my choice college

[Aneklusmos]

You get in, but everyone elses leaves once they hear you got in. The school closes for lack of funds and you're stuck on the street

I wish I could drive

[pcd31]

You get a permit, crash a car that's not insured, get arrested for DUI, and your licence suspended till 21.

I wish for a credit card that had unlimited funds. Nobody knew about it but me.

[Aneklusmos]

It has unlimited funds, but there Japanese yen. And no one will convert them to any other currency.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish

[Skeln]

You can't stop making wishes

I wish I had something to wish for

[Aneklusmos]

You find something to wish for, but unfortuanetly all you can wish for is 2 month old tuna

I wish camp would start already

[Skeln]

It starts, and it takes you 10 hours to get there you paid 1,000,000 dolloars and once you get there you learn it's cancled, no refunds

I wish this would end

[MisterMonster]

it ends, but now you feel alone in your life. You walk to your friends house and elephant knocks you down in the street, he apologises and takes you to hospital. You're still there with fractures, broken leg and memory loss.

I wish i was braver (i can see where this is going)

[Skeln]

You become to brave that you feel immortal and try to prove your immortality to others by jumping off a 100 story building, and while falling you also stab yourself numerous times.

I wish people would understand me

[MisterMonster]

You talk in a weird jibberish that no one understands.

I wish Lord Sunday would be realeased

[marty]

Lord Sunday has finally been released! you, however have no means of obtaining this book. OH the agony.

I wish Asuka wasn't eliminated last night on SYTYCD

[MisterMonster]

he isn't. However, because no one else watches this show, you cannot talk about asukshdsj lucky escape. Oh the bitterness.

I like yarn.
But not like like

I wish i would stop going on this thread and actually do something constructive.

[Aneklusmos]

The only page your computer will show is this page.

I wish for more wishes

[MisterMonster]

wish granted. You kill yourself for being so unoriginal

I wish this will be the last post i make on this page.

[Aneklusmos]

is isnt. you develop an addiction and memorize the full url.

i wish i had something good to eat that isnt rotten, old, or fish.

[marty]

you find something to eat! the homeless! your morals and your hunger fight a raging war in your mind.

AND AT MISTER MONSTER! asuka was a girl!

i wish fringe came back on!

[millymollymandy]

your fringe grows back but then there was a fire and you lose all your hair

i wish i was dead

[marty]

millymollymandy...fringe is a tv show. that i wish would return from it's summer hiatus.

you die, only to find out that there is such thing as reincarnation. and you have been reincarnated as a female mosquito

[marty]

i wish i had something to do

[Aneklusmos]

you end up never ever finding something to do and are reduced to staring at a wall for the rest of your life.

i wish marty hadnt double posted

[Skeln]

He triple posts

I wish I had a life

[marty]

srry i double posted yall...i forgot to put the wish in the first one.

[millymollymandy]

i wish that he puts a wish to answer

[marty]

i did.....

[Skeln]

I wish he had something for me to corrupt

[punkjake]

He did!But a bear came and ate you.

I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish ;]

[MisterMonster]

too late. Your wish turns into a bee that stings you in the arse.

MARTY
i watched three episodes of fringe and LOVED IT. But then i missed some and didn't understand the rest so i stopped watching.
How was i supposed to know askjddajkja is a girl?

I wish i had slightly smaller hands

[HelloWorld123456]

wish granted but your hands got to small to can barely see the palm of your hands

[A wish that cannot be broken haha]

I wish that this wish and every wishes in this thread will be broken xD

[marty]

your wish no longer exists!

@mistermonster: www.surfthechannel.com has all the episodes. im glad i know another fringeophile!

i wish i could make cats do my bidding

[Skeln]

They do my bidding and claw you to death

I wish I knew how to respond to my friends question

[MisterMonster]

you do, but they're really stupid question. You're like WTF GET AWAY FROM ME

I WILL WATCH THEM AS SOON AS I CAN MARTYY

I wish i could make a word that would enter the Oxford dictionary

[marty]

you make one! but it'll be one of those words like "meliorism" or "darulhadis"
no one EVER uses it. might as well not be a word

i wish this summer wasn't the most BORING SUMMER EVER

[humanesquire]

It was the most exiting summer ever, you were in a coma and missed it

I wish I was a movie star

[MisterMonster]

You end up a porn star. A child porn star.

Meliorism is possibly the best word i have ever heard.

I wish that I could meet Matt Bellamy (extra marks for anyone who knows who that is)

[marty]

lead guitarist of muse! anyyyywayyyyyyyy. You meet him! finally! unfortunately it's in a back alley and he is mugging and killing you. hoooorayyyyyy

i wish i finally got that job i've been hunting

[Cromm]

You get the job you were hunting! Congrats! Now if you'll just follow our nurse to the back room, he'll administer the manditory company colonoscopy.


I wish for all the power of a wish-granting genie, without any of the restrictions, conditions, or enforced servitude normally associated with the position.

[Skeln]

Gratz! Now you're entrapped in a lamp asnd you cannot be set free ever, but if you were to be set free then you could do as you please

I wish my fried would stop wanting to have sex with me

[humanesquire]

Your freind doesn't anymore, but then shoots and kills you for lack of attention


I wish I had a DSi

[Skeln]

You never have one

I wish I could go swimming

[humanesquire]

You do, but drown


I wish I was a sexy beast

[marty]

"You never have one" skeln, i think you misunderstand the way the game is played... you GRANT the wish, but then you change it to make it something they don't want.

@Willdafifth you become one of the sexiest beasts alive! however, you are a ferret. and are sexy only to ferrets. you're the sexiest ferret though..so that's something....

I wish i was really good at drawing

[humanesquire]

You are but you are only good at drawing sexy ferrets



I wish I was God

[marty]

You are but you are only good at drawing sexy ferrets

I'll take it!

you are the god of sexy ferrets...not a very powerful position.

i wish my cat would stop scratching me for no reason

[Cromm]

Wish granted! Now instead of straching you as an unwanted form of affection, your cat has taken a liking to leaving dead rodents in your bed while you sleep. Sure, you have lice and lyme desease now, but at least you aren't scratched.


I wish the God of Sexy Ferrets could grant me an uncoruptable wish... and was willing to do so. :)

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[humanesquire]

He is Will-ing but decides against it because he has better things to do, like irrigate his colon


I wish no was the sexiest number of all the triangles

[Skeln]

It is, but you die

I wish I didn't have to do anything today