Corrupt-A-Wish

[Harry Smith]

You suffer a severe stroke, you have him for the rest of your life though.
I wish I could become the First gay Prime Minister of Great Britain.

[Snookers]

Granted, but you turn straight after the elections.

I wish for s new notebook.

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but your teacher gets angry, and cooks it in the cafeteria's kitchen oven.

[Snookers]

Y u no wish? ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

i wish for him to wish something.

[Dooby the potato god]

Sure, but the wish involves you dying.

I wish everything was free.

[Silicate Wielder]

granted, but everyone finds it pointless to work without pay and quit their jobs, we eventually run out of resources. but by then all factories have been burned down.

I wish for something good to happen.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but it's followed by two bad things.

I wish I knew what I know now when I was 15.

[Uranus]

Granted, but you learn things that would change your life forever..in a bad way.


I wish for a Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce

[Caycedilla]

Resurrecting this fossil lol

Granted, but it’s a lovely shit brown and pink model

I wish I had a new pair of running shoes

[Ilove318]

You get them, but their baby sized

I wish I want depressed.

[Spooky_Eli]

you off your self

i wish for a guitar

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it's full of termites

I wish for a new phone

[Billy1212]

Iphone 3 with no lead and viruses
A victory royale in fortnite

[SmkNade]

But! You get banned for hacking.

I wish I had a GTX 1080.

[Spooky_Eli]

you get it shoved up your ass

i wish for a liver

[SmkNade]

It's rotten.

Wish I had a computer implant.

[Spooky_Eli]

you get one, in you're computer

i wish for a friend.

[SmkNade]

They get shot in the head once you meet them.

I wish for better grammar.

[Spooky_Eli]

you get better grammer, with a lisp

i wish for a plane

[SmkNade]

That plane had an engine failure and a fire.

I wish I had better ping.

[ibstudent]

Granted but the internet dies the next day

I wish for Pi

[Spooky_Eli]

you get pie shoved down you're throught

i wish for a car

[Barbara.]

Your wish has been granted but the ping has just been pong.


I wish I had a cute new sundress with matching shoes

[Jinglebottom]

Granted but that sundress is so tight it constricts your blood vessels and circulation.

I wish I had some cheesecake

[Barbara.]

Granted but it's 60 years old and molding.



I wish for a handsome rich boy come my way and to asked me out.

[InternetTeen]

Granted but instead a dirty ugly poor homeless dude asks you out

I wish i got infinite chocolate.

[Spooky_Eli]

yes but your folks drown in it

i wish for a pig

[InternetTeen]

Granted but your pig gets chopped up and made into bacon

I wish for a big house

[Spooky_Eli]

you get locked in a big house

i wish for shite

[InternetTeen]

you get turned into shite

i wish for infinite knowledge

[Spooky_Eli]

you head exploads like in the crystal skull

i wish for a lamp

[InternetTeen]

You get the lamp but it doesn't work

I wish for a friend

[Spooky_Eli]

i give you your friend, stuffed.

i wish for a bike

[InternetTeen]

Granted but the tire is flat

I wish for a dog

[Spooky_Eli]

i give you a dog, then saw its head off with a rope saw

i wish for a cat

[Sailor Mars]

You get a cat but it’s a robot cat and destroys your house

I wish for a good nights sleep

[Spooky_Eli]

you get a good nights sleep but you wake up stiff all over for the hole day

i wish for a cab to take me to Tecumseh, Michigan

[InternetTeen]

The cab drives off the edge of a cliff and you plunge into the sea.

I wish for a big tasty chocolate cake

[Spooky_Eli]

you have to eat it all at once, resulting in you barfing

i wish for a worm

[InternetTeen]

Granted but the worm died immediately

I wish for a dragon called Albert

[Barbara.]

Granted but your Dragon just farted when he was spitting fire and blew himself up.



I wish for the most expensive jewelry

[Spooky_Eli]

the most expensive jewelry is always pipeing hot

i wish for a bee wife

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but she stings you to death.

I wish for a new phone

[Spooky_Eli]

you get your new phone but you step in a crack

i wish for root beer

[ibstudent]

Granted but it kills you

I wish for HAL 9000
Reference 2001 A space odyssey before responding to understand

[Tim the Enchanter]

Granted but its really evil and kills you because you are human

I wish for a hot dog

[Sailor Mars]

Granted but it’s covered in toe nail clippings, shavings, and old horse radish!

I wish for new strings for my guitar

[InternetTeen]

You get a new strings but they play screechy sounds


I wish for a new book

[SmkNade]

It's so bad that your eyes burn.

I wish I had better aim.

[Jinglebottom]

Granted, but every time you throw something it disintegrates mid-air.

I wish it was autumn.

[InternetTeen]

Granted but it's never winter, summer or spring ever again

I wish for A's in all my tests

[ImCoolBeans]

You get A's but get expelled for cheating on your exams

I wish for a new car

[InternetTeen]

Granted but the car breaks down as soon as you drive it

I wish for a new phone

[TessTheGreat]

Granted! But there's no signal in your house.

I want school summer holidays to start in June instead of July.

[Jinglebottom]

Granted. Suddenly June temperatures start regularly going above 40°C at 95% humidity.

I wish I could go back to bed.

[Phosphene]

Granted, but his bed is full of rocks.
I wish I was an only child

[Spooky_Eli]

granted, but your parents get divorced when your at a young age

i wish i had a private plane

[Jinglebottom]

I'm afraid I cannot corrupt a nonexistent wish.

I wish I had some pineapple juice next to me.

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but it's spoiled

I wish it was cooler outside

[Phosphene]

Granted, and the temperature drops 50 degrees and it starts to snow.
I wish I hadn't slept so late today

[Spooky_Eli]

Granted but you wake up way too early

I wish for Metallica concert tickets

[abcdeqwe]

Granted but, news flash, they aren’t good anymore

I wish it’s two years later

[Gazebo]

The two years pass by in real time, and on day 730 a genie shows up to say, “Wish granted.”

I wish they would reshoot Star Wars: The Last Jedi

[abcdeqwe]

Don’t you worry they reshoot it, but also create a remake of the entire series, with a bunch of shit no one asked for.

I wish mainstream music was better.

[Spooky_Eli]

Granted but they all still sound worse than Metallica live

I wish for a red corvette

[abcdeqwe]

Granted but it’s a red corvette...

[Gazebo]

The genie is bested, for how could he corrupt a wish if a wish was never made?

I wish I was taller

[abcdeqwe]

Granted but you get scoliosis

I wish I would remember to add a wish

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but the site goes down at the same time you post it

I wish for a new phone

[Katie2003]

Granted but the monthly service is $400

I wish to stop gaining weight.

[InternetTeen]

Granted but you can only eat carrots.