Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, but you die, and never get a chance to listen to it.

I wish i lived in some good fantasy land.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but it's Wonderland where I am and I'd drive you crazy. :rolleyes:

I wish I had my own yacht :)

[Jimmy Page]

You have,but its in the middle of the desert,and there's a huge hole in it.

I wish I owned Brian May's guitar

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Granted, but some of your neighbors smash it to pieces.

I wish i was 5 years younger.

Granted, but it's Wonderland where I am and I'd drive you crazy. :rolleyes:

Haha, I'm already crazy!So that sounds kinda good.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but a serial killer that targets 14 year olds kidnaps and kills you. :)

I wish I had all the bohemian/indie clothes in the world!!!

[Jimmy Page]

Granted, but some of your neighbors smash it to pieces.
HA! I have no neighbors!! :D

Granted,but they are all the wrong size :P

[Fractured Silhouette]

Well since there is no wish to corrupt.

I wish I was a goose.

[InfinantSilence]

Granted, but you fly into a jet engine and kill four hundred people. I wish i was ketchup.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but people use you all the time. :D how corny was that joke? Haha

I wish i had super powers

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, the super powers you have are; the power to instantly erase yourself from existence, the power to shrink but not grow again, and the power to turn into a cabbage. Enjoy.

I wish that all the endangered animals re-populate and become non-endangered again. :) (Do you dare corrupt this wish?)

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but they are small enough to carry around in your pocket. :)

I wish I had a pygmy elephant
http://crailtap.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pygmy-elephant-cool-pet-picture-300x262.jpg

[SmileyFace13]

the kitty scratches up your arms causing you to bleed alot
i wish i had a mercades.

[Mob Boss]

What kitty? O.o hhaha I'm confuzzled

Granted, but it's a toy car

Ohhh...ummm...I wish I had a unicorn named Leroy

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but it's an evil unicorn, that kills you and then proceeds to rampage over the earth.

I wish I lived on a cloud.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, you live on a cloud....for a second as the plane you're in plummets to the Earth

I wish I had a Spanish accent :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but you're in a country were the Spanish are sworn enemies of the state and they execute you on the grounds of being a Spanish spy.

I wish I could control time.

[Mob Boss]

Granted...you can move the hands on your watch. I can't stop laughing XD

I wish...I wish....I wish...I wish...I could give a homeless man my wish

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but he wastes it on a beer.

I wish my Dog teddie came to life.

[InfinantSilence]

granted but he is a zombie. i wish i had black hair.

[cierasuzzanne]

your hair fell out

i wish i can find the right boy

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but he wants to find the right boy as well. :D

I wish I could live in Italy

[InfinantSilence]

Granted, but it is in the future when nazi's rule the world. And you get shot for speaking a forigen language. i wish i was an alien.

[momo....]

Granted but everyone wants to kill you

i wish i can find a cute pair♪

[Silicate Wielder]

granted but you loose your limbs and torso and lie on the ground as a head, Forever.

I wish I could go to minecon. :D

[Neverender]

You do, but the servers explode killing everyone who's ever worked for Notch

I wish stupid people would become smart

[Killsantoni]

So you're talking about yourself.

I wish that world hunger would end.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Damn got ninja'd! (My one was better...)
Granted, but then the world runs out of water instead and the great water shortage begins.

I wish it started raining ducks.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but ducks began to overpopulate and eating humaan flesh. Zombie ducks

I wish I was a ballet dancer. :D

[Killsantoni]

You would get written off for not being good.

I wish I could fly. (Have fun with this one)

[PoseidonX43]

Granted but you fall mid air to the ground.

I wish i had fake boobs for a week xD

[Killsantoni]

Not granted, you'll get stuck in revolving doors.

I wish I could just be myself without anyone questioning it.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, no one questions you because no one else is around to question you. You become the only person on Earth. :P

I wish I had an island to myself

[Thunderstorm]

Not granted, I live on an island with 2 million people. Every isalnd has some inhabitants, whether it be human, reptile etc.

I wish to find Aliens.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Dude themz not the rules, you have to grant the wish, then corrupt it, and yes there are islands with no-one on them, they're just small and rocky.

Granted, but they melt your face.

I wish Lady Gaga lost her voice. Permanently.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but she has a special procedure done to give her a new voice which sounds like her voice and Bieber's voice got together and had a baby. People feel sorry for her misfortune and make her an even bigger star.

I wish I had perfect skin. :D

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but your perfect skin distorts your face and hair. Making your hair fall out and nose grow incredibly large and pointy.

I wish I could breath in space.

[Mob Boss]

Booo!
Granted, you can breath in the space that you're sitting in right now. You didn't specify outer space....too bad...so sad.

I wish I had a treehouse as a house

[PoseidonX43]

Granted, but it fall one day later.

I wish i wasn't socially awkward

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but now all the people you don't like want to talk to you.

I wish people wouldn't act so miserable sometimes.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but then everybody is annoyingly happy
I wish I could make it rain...literally. we already know I can make it rain when I win...but I need rain!

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but rain comes with storms and you get hit by lightning.

I wish Head would return to KoRn

[Killsantoni]

Granted, but he gets killed.

I wish I had the two powers of telepathy and telekinesis.

[Mirage]

Granted, but you are stuck reading the mind of your grandma who is always thinking of your grandpa naked.

I wish I had the best gaming computer in the world.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but your hands get chopped off in a horrific accident, and you can't use it.


I wish I could make sad people extremely happy with a simple hug. :D

[momo....]

GRANTED but the people u where hugging turn outs to be a zombie and will try to eat ur brain
:D
i wish i can tell my crush that i like him :)

[Mirage]

Granted, but he turns out to be a hologram.

I wish I could see through clothes.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but only clothes of the elderly. :D have fun with that

I wish I was 18 forever

[Destructor]

but you live with your parents.

I wish I had some knitting needles

[Hatsune Miku]

You get knitting needles, but in return you're turned into a magical girl who is forced to fight witches, only to end with yourself turning into a witch.

http://avvesione.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/puella_magi_madoka_magica-06-kyubey-staring.jpg

I wish for nothing.

[Jay_Team_Swagg]

You get sucked into a black hole and you are flattened and morphed until you're nothing.
I WISH FOR A DOG

[Fractured Silhouette]

You get a dog who is vicious and has rabies and it bites you and you get rabies.

I wish I had the powers of Neo while he was in the Matrix.

[spiderdude]

Then you would have smith running around trying to kill you and in the end you will cancel each other Putin other words you would die

I wish no one could corrupt my wish

[Killsantoni]

Then you would have smith running around trying to kill you and in the end you will cancel each other Putin other words you would die

I wish no one could corrupt my wish

Granted, but then your deepest wish is revealed, and then that gets corrupted.

I wish for Al Qaeda to just blow themselves up by flying a plane into the ocean, and only they're aboard, no one else is hurt, and everyone on board dies, every member of Al Qaeda.

[Mob Boss]

:what: I have no clue how to corrupt that. Granted, but America is blamed and riots break out?? Sorry if that sucked -_- I had no clue how to corrupt it. Meh....

I wish I had a different accent...:rolleyes:

[Dead Shark]

Granted, but it's Simlish, and nobody can understand a word you say.

I wish I could ride a ferris wheel without freaking out

[Iron Man]

Last person to sit in your seat had herpagonosyphilaids.
I wish I found my true love.

[Jimmy Page]

Ok,but it turns out to be a 500 kg transvestite named Svetlana

I wish for the one wish that can't be ruined

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but your mouth muscles malfunction so that you can't speak and you never get to wish it.

I wish I didn't have to do this homework. -.-

[Jimmy Page]

Granted,but you fail in every subject

I wish that I died,don't care how,and that I stayed dead

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but death is far worse than living ever was, you go through so much that you wish your wish was never granted.

I wish that everyone has laser vision.

[Jimmy Page]

Ha,that kind of death doesn't exist darling

Granted but you realize that it was a horrible idea

I wish I knew ever famous musician in the world,and that they all liked me

[Fractured Silhouette]

What are you talking about? That is wonderful idea, nothing could go wrong. :P

Granted, but they get into a fight over you, most of them damage their vocal cords, and they never sing again.

I wish I had a jetpack. :)

[Jimmy Page]

Ha!I don't like them for they're singing,I like them for who they are,and their guitar skills :P

Granted but it blows up and kills you

I wish for man eating bunnies that only eat those I want them to eat

[Fractured Silhouette]

Since you did not specify an amount of man-eating bunnies, you only get two, but the government finds out about your two man-eating bunnies and send in the military to claim them for study, while your bunnies are powerful, they get overwhelmed and captured. The military then proceeds to experiment on them, and dissects them both. All the while you're held captive in jail for owning killer bunnies.

I wish for the perfect cup of tea.

[Jimmy Page]

Damn you,my bunnies :(

You get it but trip and spill it

I wish I had magical powers that could not be ruined in any possible way at all,they were perfect and couldn't be taken away from me

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but you did not specify what magic powers you had, so you now have the power to, never blink, turn into a rock and the power to transform yourself into a sloth. Enjoy.

I wish my teddy would come to life.

[Jimmy Page]

Yaaay,always wanted that

Granted but it murders you and your family

i wish my singing voice sounded exactly like Freddie Mercury's did,and that I cant lose it and that its perfect in every way

[Fractured Silhouette]

No, my teddy wouldn't do that! *Looks at teddy* I think I'm going to lock it in the closet tonight.

Granted, but Freddy Mercury isn't too happy about that, and sues you for all that you own for stealing and copying his singing voice.

I wish I had an Apache attack helicopter.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but I blow it up...with you in it. :D

I wish my puppy could talk :rolleyes:

[Texas warrior]

Granted, but it tells your parents were your weed stash is.

I wish for another wish.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but this wish will get corrupted just like all the rest.

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but going to sleep at night becomes extremely hard? (haha I couldn't think)

I wish I lived in a beautiful paradise

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, for a about a second, then it turns into a living hell.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse... And I don't mind being a zombie.

[frankie97]

Granted but then a cure is immediately created and your normal again.

I wish for a gold jet ski!!

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for all the amazing things in the world. :rolleyes:

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but they all burn.

I wish my clothes cleaned themselves.

[Losing Sanity79]

Yes, but they cleaned themselves in mud.

I wish my instrument played it's self!

[momo....]

but ur instruments tries to kill u

i wish that the world wil have no poor nor rich people i wish for them the same level:)

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but the world is boring.

I wish there was another universe for humans to live in.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but it's a universe ruled by large supernatural beings, who enslave humanity to build monuments.

I wish I was Batman.

[Jay_Team_Swagg]

Joker finally gets his way and poisons you with laughing gas.
I wish I was Jerry frim Tom and Jerry :P

[Mob Boss]

Granted, someone hits you in the head with a bat and coins the name "batman" for you. Congrats.

I wish I was one of the Greek Goddesses I read about. :rolleyes:


Edit: Ninja'd. I can't remember if that's the mouse or cat. I think it's the cat, in that case my cat kills you.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Yes, but you gain life through belief, so if no-one believes in you. Then, you vanish. ANd guess what? No-one believes in you. :P

I wish I was Bruce Wayne

[randomnessqueen]

you play bruce wayne as batman at childrens birthday parties cause your life is going nowhere

i wish i wish i was a fish

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted. You are a sea louse. That's corruption enough.

I wish I was a cat

[Princess Ariel]

You have fun with being abandoned.



I wish I had a door.

[Noirtier]

Granted, but there is no doorknob so you cannot get in or out.

I wish I had a pet manatee

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but then you get drunk, think its a mermaid, declare it as such, and are dubbed the stupidest hoaxer in the history of forever.

I wish I had a fire breathing llama!

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but you didn't say "fire-proof fire-breathing llama", so you catch your fur on fire and then try to spit (don't those pesky little suckers spit?) to try and put the fire out.

I wish I had perfect wings: without rips in them, they can move, and are actually attached to my body and the right size for my body. Try and mess that up.

[Princess Ariel]

Try finding a place to get your flying permit.


I wish I had a toe.

[spiderdude]

Granted but you eat the toe in your spaghetti

I wish the person below me corrupts my wish

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but I don't want to corrupt it, so I grant you anothher one that isn't corrupted.

I wish I could travel the world.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but after your travels you contract several debilitating diseases from other countries, and they slowly kill you.

I wish I won the top prize in the lottery.

[Jess]

Wish granted, but then you're robbed and you lose everything

I wish I had more friends

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted but you got cannibles for friends and then they ate you on a camping trip.

I wish My Computer was faster.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, it grows legs and runs away.

I wish I lived in a parallel universe that looked like Wonderland. :)

[chiliguy]

Granted, but you also become a slimy snail.

I wish I could use brain control on others.

[Foamy]

Granted, but te control only works in lab trained monkeys

I wish I had your soul.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but you don't like it when you get it, and I don't accept returns.


I wish I was a gypsy. :)

[Silicate Wielder]

granted, but you die the next day.

I wish to becaome friends with aliens.

[West Coast Sheriff]

You become friends but they eat you

I wish for this wish not 2 b corrupted

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but the universe ends.

I wish that I could join the corruption.

[Foamy]

Not granted. There's your corruption.

I wish I could meet my father.

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but it turns out he is dead

I wish to have the power to give my self any powers and to be immortal

[Foamy]

Granted, but you die anyway

I wish for a concert to happen.

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but the concert is so horrible it makes people's ears bleed.

I wish to have the power of Harry Potter

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted. But it consumes you and you become no more then a simple rock.

I wish I had more cats

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, they over-run your house and kill you.

i wish I had Geass, "The power of the kings"

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but Peasants take your power and your throne.


I wish I was a genius

[Alliegator]

Your brain becomes too large for your head causing it to explode and scatter brain bits all over the universe.

I wish I met Ellen Degeneres!

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but she hates you and kicks you out.

I wish I was a god.

[Alliegator]

Granted, but you become Persephone Goddess of the Underworld where you are trapped in eternity with Hades your husband which you hate and are only allowed out 6 months of the year only to see you mother.

I wish I were the greatest tennis player in the world!

[Foamy]

Grated but the fame goes to your head and it makes you crazy

I wish I was crazy

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, your crazyness only increses by a small enough emount it fades away the next second.

i wish I had 1million wishes :D

[Foamy]

Granted but you can't use them

I wish for....dots....

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but the dash's run off with them

I wish I was back in Cali

[OrKing]

Granted, you end up in Columbia.

I wish Bobby the Blade was back in my care.

[Foamy]

Granted but it cuts up your bed

I wish I had normal weather without corruption.

[Levy]

Granted, but you're forced to shingle a roof because it's such a lovely day.

I wish for something interesting to happen.

[Foamy]

Granted. Wait, what happened? Oh you lost your memory of the event.

I wish my Internet was faster.

[Levy]

Granted, but you go overboard with "naughty" sites and it self-destructs.
I wish for Florence and the Machine tickets!

[Foamy]

Granted but they ripped up.

I wish for life

[DarkHorse4eva]

U get life, but die a second after

i wish for world peace

[Foamy]

Not granted. Corruption abroad.

I wish for a new flat brimmed hat.

[DarkHorse4eva]

all the flat brimmed hats in the world has been stolen, crushed and used for dog food


i wish i had an earring

[Sephtyan]

Granted, though the earring gives you Tetanus and you need to have your ear amputated.

I wish furries were real.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but they take over the world and enslave you in a small cage where you are forced to crack walnuts for them for the rest of your life.

I wish I could breath under water.

[Levy]

Granted, but the only place you can swim is in the sewers.
I wish for a roll of never ending toilet paper.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but you get tangled and suffocate in toilet roll. What a way to go.

I wish I could levitate.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but you hit your head on your ceiling, and die.

I wish I could tour with Halestorm.

[West Coast Sheriff]

But then they would all get shot and die, ud have to result in cleaning the blood up.
I wish for worl peace

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but then everyone starts fighting on which place has the MOST peace.

I wish I had a top-hat! :D

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but then u r killed while watching a play
I wish to become a millionare

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but there is a vile of acid that burst when you put it on, burning and melting your head and face.

I wish I had HUMUNGO speakers in my room

Edit: Granted, but Trump murders you because he thinks you're his competition.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted, but there is a vile of acid that burst when you put it on, burning and melting your head and face.

I wish I had HUMUNGO speakers in my room

Edit: Granted, but Trump murders you because he thinks you're his competition.

Granted but the speakers start an electric fire and ur face melts off, but u live
I wish 2 marry this girl named shea whom I goe 2 school with

[Mob Boss]

Aww you're making me corrupt something adorable. Granted, but she is already married...

I wish I had all the best rock and metal albums there ever was.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but u have to let me borrow some of them(don't worry I'll give em back)
I wish 2 not have this wishe corrupted
Wahbam

[Levy]

Easily granted, but nothing in life changes.
I wish for the power to kill people with my mind.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but u kill URSELF in the procees
I wish 4 people 2 play my new game

[LouBerry]

Granted, but someone else gets the same power and kills you first.
I wish for cats.

[Levy]

Granted, but you develop an allergy.
I wish I could fit my whole fist in my mouth.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but. They give u aids
I wish for money
-- ninjad

[DarkHorse4eva]

U get them, but u burn them by accident when u try to smoke

i wish a guy from my class dead

[Fruit_Tart.]

Granted, but his ghost haunts you forever.

I wish my dog could talk.

[DarkHorse4eva]

it will, but it will only talk korean

I wish my teachers dead

[letluvbleedred]

you get your wish but the police find the body along with others in your backyard and now your under investigation and are being held in a jail with the rest of your family.

I wish i was a sucessful author.

[Snookers]

Granted, but you get assassinated by a hater.

I wish to have a gun.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but to your dismay, you are given a water gun. *pew pew*

I wish I had purple eyes. :D

[prob1996]

Wish granted!!! but then you find out your purple eyes is just the 1st stage of an infectious diease that turns your whole body purple and you begin to mutate into a human grape :P


I wish for my own car

[Jupiter]

granted.

but you see, parker. the car is a topless mustang! the only problem is it only runs underwater, and there is no way to get it converted.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but you didn't wish. :P

I wish for a pony, named Genghis Khan

[DarkHorse4eva]

Done, but it will only be 12 inches heigh

I wish for an nickelback autograph

[Snookers]

Granted, but it will become invisible every 10 seconds, for half an hour.

I wish to be a vampire.

[West Coast Sheriff]

Granted but you step in the sun and die

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but you realise you didn't want to be a vampire and kill yourself.

I wish that they would start selling 880PB hardrives. :3

[Human]

granted, but they're all faulty:P
I wish that they would make a remake of pokemon leaf green and fire red

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but they release it in the form of a crappy Adult's only version.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted, in a non corrupted way that at the same time is corrupted. :3

Nah just kdding I wish for a AAA battery that never dies. I'm tired of wasting batteries for my MP3 player.

[Bluebird12]

Granted, but everything switches over to AA and the foil trick doesn't work the the battery you have

[Bluebird12]

I wish for a iPhone

[Silicate Wielder]

You get an old guy in an Iphone costume


Also my mp3 player is AAA if everythng switched over and I keep the MP3 player anyways it still works lol

I wish for new DDR ram for my Laptop.

[Twilly F. Sniper]

wish not grantable.
I wish... I COULD TIME TRAVEL!!!

POST 2

*WISH GRANTED*

[Human]

granted but you go back in time and step on a butterfly which changes time so you never actually wished for anything in the new timeline :yeah:
i wish to meet einstein

[spoke]

granted but you are both 5 years old and forget you ever met.
I wish for the power to grant wishes

[Bluebird12]

Granted but all your powers backfire in the worst case scenario

I wish i could have a day to do whatever i want

[spoke]

granted
but the day is your school graduation and your family is attending so you have to be there

[Human]

I wish spoke wished;)

[spoke]

I wish condor hadn't noticed I didn't wish

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but he notices anyways


I wish my laptop could run minecraft on high settings at 60fps

[PinkFloyd]

granted but Abraham Lincoln came bac to life and stuffed your computer with plastic explosive and blew it up.

I wish I could have all the mountain dew in the world!

[Silicate Wielder]

granted, but it all goes bad one day from being in the heat too long.

[Jess]

...

I wish my parents would give me gifts on my birthday...

[Troy35216]

granted but all they give you is socks and underwear.

I wish the person i like liked me back

[Silicate Wielder]

granted, but she dies of cancer a week after confessing to you.

I wish my internet would download faster :/

[HadesLady]

Downloads super fast but everything you download get deleted within 5 sec

I wish I could control matter like Doctor Manhattan

[jayyy-lmao]

You can only do it once then you die.
I wish for all the video games in the world

[Dooby the potato god]

They're all scratched to hell.

I wish I could create anything.

[Gwen]

Sure but it all things you created were killed or destroyed a day later
I wish I could eat anything

[Dooby the potato god]

But everything you eat gives you diarrhoea.

I wish the Internet didn't exist.

[Gwen]

Granted but people still do things like facebook (write on walls/poke you/etc)
I wish everyone on VT lived on an island where we could all meet

[Dooby the potato god]

The island is made of cauliflower. I hate cauliflower.

I wish cauliflower didn't exist.

[Gwen]

Granted but for each cauliflower gone it is a clone of the person you hate most
I wish I could get to 100 posts

[Dooby the potato god]

When you get there your account is deleted.

I wish that I had no heart (literal, not metaphorical)

[Gwen]

Granted but you now live eternally and alone
I wish that I could have the will to save up money for once

[Snookers]

Granted but you accidentally throw them away.

I wish for a better life.

[Gwen]

Granted But You Will be Reincarnated as a Fly
I wish that all weapons were turned into small lollipops

[Dooby the potato god]

Granted but you now live eternally and alone
That's me already.

Also: The lollipops fire bullets when you eat them.

I wish I never need to use the toilet.

[Gwen]

Your wish is granted but you now have no genitalia
I wish that I was 16 already :\

[Dooby the potato god]

When you become 16 you die.

I wish I wasn't depressed.

[Gwen]

Your wish is granted but now your always rude
I wish for a horrible genie that screwed up every wish

[Dooby the potato god]

Granted. I'm right here. Oh, and I break one of your limbs every time you make a wish.

I wish I didn't have to eat, drink or sleep.

[Gwen]

Outsmarted me :P
Granted But now you have to take a one week a day you are the most hungry/thristy/sleepy person in the world
I wish for a cake

[Dooby the potato god]

I don't want to corrupt this one, but I have to. It's a lemon and carrot cake.

I wish life was simple.

[Gwen]

Granted but when you die you must complete task after task of difficult objects for all eternity
I wish for Skype premium for free

[Dooby the potato god]

Granted, but there's a 5 minute time limit on all Skype calls.

I wish food was infinite.

[Gwen]

Granted but it all tastes of dirt
I wish for eternal happiness

[Dooby the potato god]

Granted but you're allergic to attractive people.

I wish I could change gender whenever I wanted.

[playfull-qt]

you wish is granted, you can change gender when you want too ....just like that ur pee-pee will be gone

but not until its gone do you find out that you cant change back

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I wish someone would give me a back rub

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but its done by apes that break your back

I wish for a week in Austrailia

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, you get slapped by nofuture
I wish I told her I liked her a year ago...

[AkuRokuStalker]

Granted but she doesnt like you back (man that just sounds harsh)
I wish I had him back for the rest of eternity and he loved me and I loved him and are happy.