Corrupt-A-Wish

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, But instead of having a number one hit song you get a number one hit in the shoulders by each and every fan you have

I wish to live forever

[letluvbleedred]

Wish granted but u r soon discovered by the government and u are probed and stuck with needles as a experiment. Dont worry u become the cure for all disease :)
i wish i was a vampire lol

[Overcast]

wish granted, but then you are bitten by a human, and you turn back to normal

I wish for invisible shoes

[Jakezilla]

You get invisible shoes, but they're extrmely squeaky
I wish for a new computer

[letluvbleedred]

ur computer turns out to be a transformer and helps destroy the world.
i wish i was a telepath

[Everyday Gamer]

Wish granted. You can hear everyones mind at once and you explode a bloody horrible explosion.
I wish for a baby kitten ^.^

[Gandalf]

Granted, except it grows into a jaguar and eats you.



I wish that tomorrow was Saturday.

[Kdude146]

Granted, except it grows into a jaguar and eats you.



I wish that tomorrow was Saturday.

granted you sleep all day and now it's Sunday again

I wish that snow would go away forever

[Carlyle]

Wish granted, but it then starts to snow in your mind.

I wish I knew the meaning to life.

[prob1996]

Wish granted!!!! but then you find out that the meaning life is nothing but a cosmic joke of God and that human existence is because God was drunk at a party and tried to show off to other deities :P

I wish I can drive a car

[Everyday Gamer]

Granted but you get a truck.


I wish I was a sea turtle with a terminal illness.

[letluvbleedred]

wish granted but the turtle bits off ur finger and get a bacterial infection.
I wish i could speak every language ever invented.

[Kdude146]

wish granted but the turtle bits off ur finger and get a bacterial infection.
I wish i could speak every language ever invented.

granted but you lose all your mind a min later

I wish I could be lazy 24/7 and have other people deal with my problems for me

[prob1996]

Granted! but all your servants are 90 yrs old and keep dying off one by one and nothing gets done



I wish I was in college

[Gandalf]

You get accepted, then you realise it is a 72 hour journey to get there and back every third day!


I wish I could fly an airplane. And fly it right over the swiss alps.

[Kdude146]

You get accepted, then you realise it is a 72 hour journey to get there and back every third day!


I wish I could fly an airplane. And fly it right over the swiss alps.

granted but after you fly over them you end up crashing

I wish that all dogs could speak human

[Everyday Gamer]

granted but after you fly over them you end up crashing

I wish that all dogs could speak human

Granted but now your dog comments everytime you do dirty things, not to mention what he would say around food.


I wish for a severed head. :yeah:

[Darkness.]

Granted but it is then run over by a truck.

I wish I met Kaius.

[User Deleted]

Granted, he falls into a pitfall trap ten seconds into meeting him.

I wish I didn't fail (or at best get a D) in spanish.

[Kdude146]

Granted, he falls into a pitfall trap ten seconds into meeting him.

I wish I didn't fail (or at best get a D) in spanish.

granted you get D in spanish but you fail all your other classes

I wish I could be a wolf

[Everyday Gamer]

Granted but now you are a wolf in the dinosaur ages... And you get eaten by a T-Rex.


I wish for snow

[Kdude146]

Granted but now you are a wolf in the dinosaur ages... And you get eaten by a T-Rex.


I wish for snow

granted you get so much snow you get a lot of it in your house

I wish that I could be in the Hunger Games movie

[Everyday Gamer]

granted you get so much snow you get a lot of it in your house

I wish that I could be in the Hunger Games movie


Omg me to. :(
I mean... Granted! You're a background character at the reaping only, though.


I wish for a mansion.

[User Deleted]

You get the premium barbie doll toy mansion limited edition (made with good plastic), tons of premium priced fun.

I wish for a tazer. BZAPP!

[Everyday Gamer]

You get the premium barbie doll toy mansion limited edition (made with good plastic), tons of premium priced fun.

I wish for a tazer. BZAPP!

>=[
you get a toy taser. Shock your friends with however much an AAA battery will let you. >.>


I wish I was a Pegasus.

[User Deleted]

>=[
you get a toy taser. Shock your friends with however much an AAA battery will let you. >.>


I wish I was a Pegasus.

Nope, alicorn. (pegasus with unicorn horn)

I wish for a high quality nerf gun

[Everyday Gamer]

Nope, alicorn. (pegasus with unicorn horn)

I wish for a high quality nerf gun


Granted, but it's deadly and you murder your friends


I wish I had a money tree that was hidden from everyone but me.. And grew my currency.. In all $100.00 bills.

[Darkness.]

Granted but then you burn your money tree.

I wish i was the best and worst at everything.

[Kdude146]

Granted but the you fall in to 2nd best and 2nd worst


I wish that someone would do all my homework for me and I pass and dont get cought

[PerpetualImperfexion]

granted, but the guy who did your homework asks you to pay him. When you refuse, he beats the shit out of you and takes your clothes as payment.

I wish I was the smartest man in the world.

[Kdude146]

granted, but the guy who did your homework asks you to pay him. When you refuse, he beats the shit out of you and takes your clothes as payment.

I wish I was the smartest man in the world.

granted your so smart that you get tired of your life and you kill yourself

I wish I never met my x-bf Marcus

[Spook]

granted, but then you find he has become a worldwide cereal-killer and he finds you! >:D

I wish my dog could poop seedless watermelon! :O

[Overcast]

granted, but the seeds then come out the other end.

I wish i could stop time

[User Deleted]

Granted, Doctor Who. Have fun playing with the Daleks.

I wish for a pony toys.

[Kdude146]

granted but then your mom sells them cuz your to old for them

I wish I had more pink shirts

[User Deleted]

Your mom takes them away because you're too male for pink D:< :P

I wish for cake

[TheHumanSpirit]

Granted, but your mother put something in the cake that kept you on the toilet for days.

I wish for a transformer.

[User Deleted]

Granted, it transforms and accidentally crushed you.

I wish for wings.

Granted, but your mother put something in the cake that kept you on the toilet for days.

AKA deep frying.

[TheHumanSpirit]

lol. Granted, but they end up being too small to support you in the air. You realize this as you are flying above the clouds, and you end up plummeting to the ground.

I wish for a personal genie.

[Kdude146]

lol. Granted, but they end up being too small to support you in the air. You realize this as you are flying above the clouds, and you end up plummeting to the ground.

I wish for a personal genie.

granted but I am a genie hunter so I come and take him away

I wish I was 5 again

[Overcast]

granted, but you stay 5 for ever, but age normally mentally

i wish for some iced tea

[Carlyle]

Wish granted, but it comes full of ice with minimal tea.

I wish I could please the people that matter to me.

[Kdude146]

Wish granted, but it comes full of ice with minimal tea.

I wish I could please the people that matter to me.

granted but they keep wanting more and more of you


I wish that I could live forever and nothing about me will change

[User Deleted]

Granted, your friends all die PAINFULLY!

I wish for hertochromia.

[jumpthedog]

Granted, your friends all die PAINFULLY!

I wish for hertochromia.

You recieve hertochromia, but you are seen as a freak and live the life of a social outcast

I wish for happines

[Professional Russian]

You get happeness but everyone is so happy they turn gay

I wish for more food

[User Deleted]

Granted, you eat and eat until you become the fattest man in the world

I wish for a vaccine that could cure anything

You recieve hertochromia, but you are seen as a freak and live the life of a social outcast

That only sounds like my life from pre school to grade 7. I can live with that.

[Professional Russian]

you the vaccine but it cures so much that the good diseases get killed and you die.

I was people actually liked me

[User Deleted]

No need for that dude, granted.

I wish for a picture that for once had someone giving a fuck.

[Professional Russian]

You do but there standing in a group of people that dont

I wish for a twinkie

[User Deleted]

Twinkie comes in goat intestine sack. Good for preserving food and carrying liquid, results not garunteed.

I wish for a fez.

[Carlyle]

Wish granted, but its made out of a fabric that makes you break out.

I wish for a banana.

[User Deleted]

It's a radioactive banana. Real thing. Google it, sell that shit on E-Bay for a fortune.

I wish for a llama.

[Carlyle]

wish granted, but it loves to spit in your eye.

I wish for a horse.

[User Deleted]

Granted. You will love it and hug it and call it george. Then be trampled and killed.

I wish for a smart phone. Mine is dumb :(

[Carlyle]

Granted. The smart phone is too smart, and proceeds to take over the world with all of the world's technology.

I wish for a million dollars.

[prob1996]

.....

[User Deleted]

Your country is sea land. Have fun on your tiny man made island.

I wish I owned sea land.

[Kdude146]

Your country is sea land. Have fun on your tiny man made island.

I wish I owned sea land.

granted but you run out of money and you must sell it


I wish that could be a disney channel star

[User Deleted]

Granted, you're hated more than JB.

I wish VT had better uploading.

[Kdude146]

Granted but it does not work for you

I wish that someone other then Vulpes would grant my wishes

[User Deleted]

Hello, my name is captin olbvous, but oh, look, I'm really Vulpes.

I wish that made more sense.

[Carlyle]

It does, but you go crazy from being able to make sense of things that baffle others.

I wish for a new bed.

[User Deleted]

Granted, its a rock bed. Like a park bench but slightly better.

I wish for a park bench bed.

[Djentleman]

Granted. But the park bench bed is infested with termites ( presuming its wooden of course).

I wish for unlimited wealth.

[NightFighter]

Granted. The unlimited wealth is given to your enemy.

I wish for butterflies that fly away from my huge chocolatey cake.

[Djentleman]

Aww damn, didn't think of that.

Granted. But it's laced with poo

I wish I could read minds...

[NightFighter]

Granted. But only minds which are so sick you probably don't even want to know what goes on in them.

I wish for spider bombs. When they explode they produce an awesome glittery show that everyone becomes instantly happy when they see it.

[welcome_to_chaos]

but the happiness is only short lived. then everyone dies

i wish to never si again </3

[Djentleman]

Granted. But your family and best friends get taken hostage and will be terminated unless you do in the following second.

I wish for an indestructible high security dome.

[User Deleted]

Granted, good luck getting in. It was indestructible and you're on the outside.

I wish for a lolipop

[NightFighter]

Granted, The lollipop is for me

I wish for mood music in everyday life.

[User Deleted]

Granted, it's always the same song.

I wish for a scarf.

[NightFighter]

Granted, its your mum's scazrf. And it itches!

I wish for butter.

[NightFighter]

Granted, its your mum's scazrf. And it itches!

I wish for butter.

[User Deleted]

Granted, it is laced with an experimental hormone that makes you 10 times as fat from the same amount of butter.

I wish for a huge thing of full charged batteries.

[NightFighter]

Greanted. The batteries dont fit any device you nned them for,

I wish for a genie.

[User Deleted]

You get a lamp with a fly named genie in it.

I wish for a fly named genie.

[NightFighter]

Nope. Genie the fly is mine. And I dont share! Haha

I wish for a robot genie the flyy to give hope to Vules before he realised its a ro bot fly.

[Carlyle]

Granted, but it has a craving for flesh. he is eaten alive.

I wish I had a large clementine.

[User Deleted]

You are misheard and given a cement latrine

I wish for a cooler toilet

[akapustka1796]

you get a toilet that doubles as a freezer, and you freeze to the seat, resulting in a death 24 hours later

I wish to be 100% healthy, inside and out

[User Deleted]

Okay, but you end up with rapid hair growth due to the perfect condition, by the end of the day people are calling you bigfoot.

I wish for some sugar. Spice. And... everything nice.

[Carlyle]

granted, but they are mixed together and you get the powerpuff girls, who proceed to kill you for your fur.

I wish I had a car.

[User Deleted]

Granted, the car is a super car. Leaving you to save the world.

I wish my power level was OVER 9000!!!!!!

[Carlyle]

Granted, but the power is too much for your body. you spontaneously combust out of no where.

I wish I had a clone.

[User Deleted]

Granted, he kills you for your life and calls you the clone, as you fade from time.

I wish my rep was higher XD (not asking for it part of thread, dont pos or neg rep me for this comment or I will keel you)

[Carlyle]

Granted, but you are deemed a suck up for having your high rep. all the negativity makes you kill yourself.

I wish I was known more widely :P

[User Deleted]

You have infamy!

I wish for... I don't have a word for it. I wish there was a word for what I wanted to say.

[Carlyle]

You finally find the word, but said object is illegal. you are arrested.

I wish for a pocket full of sunshine :D

[User Deleted]

Okay, not hard to corrupt, you burn to pieces.

I wish that was harder.

[Carlyle]

granted. "it" is now harder and eats you alive. Corrupting it was a bad idea.

I wish I was an angel in disguise for that one someone.. :P

[User Deleted]

You are a dark angle though

"it" is an abstract concept and can not eat me. Like an emotion. I wish you figured that out XD

[Carlyle]

emotions can eat you, metaphorically. Now, what do you wish for? :P

[User Deleted]

emotions can eat you, metaphorically. Now, what do you wish for? :P

I wish your emotions ate you :P

[Carlyle]

Granted, but I come back stronger than ever, in control of my emotions.

I wish for a pony.

[Djentleman]

Granted, but it gets raged and kicks you in the groin and stomps you.

I wish I had the infinite ability to teleport anywhere and anyhow and anytime.

[Carlyle]

Granted, but it likes to teleport on its own at times. you teleport into a pit full of sharks.

I wish I had angel wings.

[bwdude15]

Granted, but you find out they're not forever....

I want to be on Broadway when I grow up! :D

[User Deleted]

Granted, you are infamous like JB

I wish for a camera on my laptop

[Djentleman]

Granted, but it records you doing something very personal that goes viral on the net.

I wish for perfect looks.

[User Deleted]

Granted, you look so perfect every dude goes gay and you kill the human race

I wish for a cool helmet

[Djentleman]

Granted, but a motorist gets insane envy and runs you over for it.

I wish to be paid a million every time I played a game.

[User Deleted]

Granted, you are taxed 110% of your prophets (you pay 100,000 dollars each game)

I wish my writers block left.

[Djentleman]

Granted, but you end up getting sued because you can only write what's already been done.

I wish I was guaranteed immortality and eternal youth

[letluvbleedred]

Wish granted but people start thinkin ur a vampire and they set u on fire.
I wish all the homework i have and ever will have will already be done.

[ManyPearTree]

Wish granted, but you forgot to write your name on all of them...

I wish that I was 21.

[Djentleman]

Granted, but you get forced to get a full time sea end job on minimum wage which throws out any other aspiration you might have had for the future.

I wish I was a successful movie actor with only the best movies and directors wanting me as a lead.

[Carlyle]

Granted, but an accident on a set for a new movie causes you to get squished.

I wish I had a limo.

[dark_soul777]

Granted, although the limo happens to be full (literally), of deadly spiders that magically appear as soon as you get in, also the doors lock.

I wish for my wish not to be corrupted.

[Djentleman]

Granted, but now you used your only wish.

I wish no one disliked me.

[User Deleted]

Granted, you are neutral to all

I wish for pork rinds

[Carlyle]

Granted, but they make you get gas that kills you. You vomit your internal organs up.

I wish I had unlimited wishes that could not be corrupted :P

[User Deleted]

Granted, the wishes are pre corrupted by fish magic

I wish for fish magic

[Darkness.]

Granted, but than it turns againt you and kills the people you love.

I wish for nothing. :p

[User Deleted]

Sorry, you get something, one speck of dirt.

I wish my speck of dirt was cooler than his

[Djentleman]

Granted, but it flies off in the wind the second you get it.

I wish I never had the urge to go to the toilet without any medical complications.

[prob1996]

Granted! but then you can't eat without medical complications



I wish for a day of no drama

[Jupiter]

Granted, but you have to be dead.

I wish for the summer back..

[Djentleman]

Granted, but then winter follows for twice the severity and length.

I wish I got anything I wanted for free.

[User Deleted]

Granted, but you are in a multi-trillion dollar debt to the US for it.

I wish I had a better water bottle

[Jupiter]

granted. but it has arsenic in it, that you didn't know of.

i wish i was 10 again.

[User Deleted]

Granted, you get a ton of neg rep though

I wish for a chocolate chip waffle

granted. but it has arsenic in it, that you didn't know of.

Actually... my city water does, so... IMMUNITY! :P

[prob1996]

Granted! You are eating you're eating you're chocolate chip waffle and you gasp with excitement and choke on it.


I wish I lived in NYC

[User Deleted]

Granted, you go to bronycon and become a brony there.

I wish for magic water that cured any cut.

[Djentleman]

Granted, but reacts differently with you giving you rashes.

I wish for a chewing gum that never lost its flavour.

[User Deleted]

Granted, you can't spit it out or swallow it though once you begin chewing

I wish for a per gerbil

[Djentleman]

Granted, but it gets mauled by an animal.

I wish I had a secret room next to my room which only I knew how I get into.

[User Deleted]

Granted, it is a room sized for barbies and kens. So you shrink for it. Permanantly.

I wish for a barbie and ken doll.

[Djentleman]

Granted, but the figures are horribly disfigured.

I wish for a samurai sword.

[StoppingTime]

Granted, but it after I kill you with it, you can have it for eternity in your coffin.

I wish for the ability to stop time ;)

[User Deleted]

Granted, you can stop the time around yourself only so you appear to freeze, rather than stopping time around others.

I wish my project would go do itself.

[Djentleman]

Granted, only in a sub par manner which results in you having to redo it anyway.

I wish I was the best driver in the world.

[User Deleted]

Granted, you are the perfect driver but you are still subject to speed limits.

I wish I had better music on my playlist.

[Carlyle]

Granted, but it has a virus on it. You're computer is ruined.

I wish I could sleep.

[User Deleted]

Granted, REST IN PEACE!

I wish for a unicycle

[Djentleman]

Granted, REST IN PEACE!

Lmao, genius.

I wish for a unicycle

Granted, but it has a puncture.

I wish for a carbon fibre trek road bike.

[User Deleted]

You wrote your word in my quote XD

Granted, you have no roads to drive it on

I wish for an everything burrito.

[Djentleman]

You wrote your word in my quote XD


Fail! Haha

Granted, but you get an upset stomach from it and throw it back up.

I wish for perfect, non-rotting teeth.

[Chris95]

Granted. They're dentures.

I wish for $1.

[User Deleted]

Granted, it was an illegally printed dollar.

I wish for a pig that knew kung fu

[Chris95]

Granted, it was an illegally printed dollar.

I wish for a pig that knew kung fu

Granted, but I made bacon out of it.

I wish it wasn't so fucking cold outside.

[User Deleted]

Granted, now its so fucking hot

I wish for a cup 'o juice.

[Djentleman]

Granted, but it's lumpy.

I wish for the fastest and most secure computer in the world.

[User Deleted]

Granted, you lock yourself out

I wish for mashed potatoes

[Djentleman]

Granted, but it has the texture of baby puree

I wish I got paid to go on holiday permanently.

[User Deleted]

Granted, your holidays aren't payed anymore. I think you were fired :)

I wish for cupcakes.

[Djentleman]

Granted, but it's teeming with ants.

I wish for new trainers.

[User Deleted]

Granted, they are new but worse

I wish for a starfish that was made of stars and fish.

[Shadowhunter]

granted but the stars turn supernova.

I wish I attended Hogwarts.

[User Deleted]

SLYTHERIN!

I wish for wings

[Shadowhunter]

Devastated D:

Granted but they have holes in them.

I wish I could breath underwater

[User Deleted]

Have fun with gills instead of lungs.

I wish for an alicorn.

[momo....]

Granted☆
But u got corn instead of alicorn.
Wish i can buy everything☆♪

[Professional Russian]

Granted☆
But u got corn instead of alicorn.
Wish i can buy everything☆♪

You can buy anything. Its just crap and falls apart in the first minute

[Jess]

I wish I didn't have to do this essay

[aaayyoo_avery]

I wish i can have a Metalic colored drumset:drums:

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but the drumset is a child's drumset

I wish I was a mermaid :)

[Error 404]

Granted, but you have to live in a bathtub - forever.

I wish i was an Alien.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but now you're on the run from every government on Earth who want to dissect you.

I wish I had a bigger memory card for my phone.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but the mmemory card is literally bigger and doesn't fit.

I wish I could go back in time to Woodstock.

[Professional Russian]

Granted, but the mmemory card is literally bigger and doesn't fit.

I wish I could go back in time to Woodstock.


You go back in time and attend woodstock but it sucks horribly

I wish I could meet johnny cash

[Mob Boss]

"Life is hard for a boy name Sue" Granted, but he throws you in the ring of fire. :D


I wish to never have my wishes corrupted.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but now none of them are granted.

I wish I had teleportation powers.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but it's in a parallel universe where Justin Bieber's "Baby" plays constantly

I wish I was a fairy that grants wishes

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but all the wishes you grant are corrupted by some random people on a forum. :P

I wish I had the knowledge to scientifically make myself immortal.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but before you put the knowledge to use you're hit by a train and die.

I wish I lived in a treehouse.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but the tree is swarming with bee's and pissed off squirrels.

I wish the new Skyrim DLC was out

[Mob Boss]

I love squirrels.

Granted, but you suck at it.

Oh, I wish I could travel the world in a day

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but during your travels you contract several debilitating diseases and end up in hospital, forever.

I wish I had some uranium.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but you falll ill due to the uranium exposure.

I wish I had an amusement park name after me. :D

[Error 404]

Granted.But none ever visits it.

I wish i was the devil.

[sparkyguy]

Granted, God obliterates you.

I wish I could fly

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but to make you able to fly you become weightless and float off earth and towards the sun, at a million miles an hour.

I wish I had mecha (gunman) gurren Lagann and all the gunmen that it is capable of allowing me to pilot, all the way up to tengan toppan gurren Lagann, and that I had the spiral power to pilot them all at once.u

[RelicHunter97]

I have no idea what you just said so no.

I wish I could meet Lady Gaga :3

[Error 404]

>.>

Granted, but she would kill, and wear you as her dress.Rest, of course, she would eat.

I wish i could write a song, that would become popular all over the world.

[Noirtier]

Your song goes viral as one that is even worse than Rebecca Black's "Friday" and is made a mockery of worldwide.

I wish I could punch Mitt Romney in the face

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but he eats yourr fist because he's a cannibal.

I wish my hair was even longer!

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but it gets so long that it gets caught the toaster and you get set on fire and die.

I wish that the world wasn't round, but cylindrical.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but it screws with gravity (somehow) and you fall off the face of the Earth.
I wish I was immortal.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but all your bones turn to dust over the years and your muscles deteriorate so that you can't move or do anything, forever and you're in constant pain.

I wish the sky was green.

[Mob Boss]

Wow I've never been so happy to be mortal. Dusty bones sound.....yummy.

Granted, but it's a film of air pollution that has covered the sky giving the illusion of a green sky.

I wish I could go to a Pantera concert.

[Sephtyan]

You go to the concert, but get sucked into the mosh pit. The crowd pushes you up until they're all carrying you. Your phone falls out of your pocket and gets smashed underneath all of the happily stomping boot-clad feet. Your wallet falls out as well, disappearing almost instantly.

I wish I was an otter.

[Mob Boss]

I enjoyed that concert then. Mosh pit FTW!

Granted, but a redneck shoots you and eats you.

I wish I had all the video games and video game consoles in the world.

[Fractured Silhouette]

You get them, but they come from a nuclear waste plant. You die from poisening in the middle of a game of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

I wish I got sucked into a book and lived in it's universe.

[Mob Boss]

(Reminds me of Inkheart. Awesome book and movie) Granted, but it's a book about The Black Plague, and within days you contract the deadly disease and start decaying while you're alive and then you die. :D I loved learning about The Black Plague.

I wish I had purple eyes.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, but they fall out, and get squished, now you're blind forever.

I wish I had a friendly pet dragon.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but it's all in your head (an imaginary pet dragon) and you're sent to an insane asylum. One straight jacket, please.

I wish I was Elektra (from the Marvel comics...not the tramp)

[Fractured Silhouette]

You are, but the writers decide to kill her off... in a very slow and painful way.

I wish I could meet the band members of Disturbed, and get them to sign my poster and t-shirt.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but it's not the actual band, instead posers. Your autographs are worth nothing and someone pukes on your shirt. :)

I wish I was a queen.

[Jumping.Off.My.Boat]

Granted but then the people go against you, throw you off the throne and behead you.
I wish I could teleport.

[cody999]

you can but you teleport to the center of the sun and get incinerated.
i wish i was half black half asian aka a blasian

[frankie97]

You Get it but its broken.
I wish Chuck Norris was my father

[InfinantSilence]

Granted, but you die a verry painfull death for saying that. I wish i could go back to my little island in New Orleans.

[Mob Boss]

Granted, but it's nothing like you remember; it's awful.

I wish I could heal people with my hands.

[Texas warrior]

Granted, but when you heal some one they get 3x as sick in five minutes.
I want a Coke.

[Jumping.Off.My.Boat]

Granted, but your Coke is expired.
I want to be a rock star.

[marcorar]

You become a rock star but no one pays attention to your music after like one song lost it's hype and you become bankrupt.
I want to travel the woorrlldd!!

[Jumping.Off.My.Boat]

Wars start so everywhere becomes unfriendly (btw, that's what I want too, I mean travelling :) )
I want to be invisible at will.

[Fractured Silhouette]

Granted, you have the ability to become invisible at will, but you have to be naked and then while invisible you get hit by a car that didn't see you.

I wish Linkin's Parks new album was better.