Corrupt-A-Wish

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Granted, but that's confusing and impossible.
I wish I could see him, right now, and kiss him.

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but it kills him.

I wish it would happen.

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Uh granted but then you die.

I wish I was at home right now.

[Ben Michael]

Granted but your house falls apart on you :P


I wish that I could meet everyone on the forum in person

[davisbr2]

granted when it gets to me i kill you i wish i could swim

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Granted, but then you get ass-raped and die of an STD because many of the VT users are pedophiles.

(BTW, ninja'd. For the person above: you learn to swim, but you get so obsessed with swimming that you swim off of the edge world.)

I wish I could only meet the NORMAL members of VT.

[davisbr2]

granted but i kill u i wish i could shoot ****** ******

[SosbanFach]

Granted but you shoot yourself

Lol, Genevieve I'm glad SOMEONE agrees that the world is flat :P

I wish I could meet the members of VT with no negative effects.

[davisbr2]

granted but u fall through a trap door in to a pit of spikes i wish for nothing u cant mess that up

[SosbanFach]

Some might argue that they are negative effects :P

Anyway, you now have nothing, no food, no water, nothing!

I wish no harm would befall upon me.

[davisbr2]

granted but u said fall a giant worm comes out of the ground and eats u i wish to hang people for a living

[CyanideGoodnight]

You have some interesting friends...



Yes, yes I do :P

Granted, but you become so depressed with your job you hang yourself.

I wish I had something to do tomorrow

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but you have so much to do, you can't do anything fun

I wish I could get this physical over with so I can call myself auxiliary firefighter

[Ben Michael]

granted but you have so many things to do you get stressed and die of a heart attack :P

(Ninja'd ^ lol)

I wish that I could wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted lol

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but you have to think of a way your wish can't be corrupted xD

I wish I had more patience

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted but you have so much patience, you waste your time watching slugs travel a mile each day

I wish I can travel time

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but then your stuck in a time travel induced time paradox.

I wish that next week would come faster already

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but it passes by even faster and you remember nothing

I wish I didn't have to hide anything

[Angel Androgynous]

Granted but now the world shuns you because of your deepest secrets
I wish I had unlimited wishes.

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but you get an limited amount of negative wishes

I wish I was an all-star NBA player

[Angel Androgynous]

Granted but you fracture your spine during a game and can never play ever again and then you lose all your money. The end. (:
I wish that I can fly and come back down to earth whenever I wanted.

[Jennifer's Ashes]

You are, but you're really short so you get trampled :3

I wish I could be at the beach right now.

[Amaryllis]

You get to the beach but you drown

I wish I could get pass this stupid eating disorder

[Jennifer's Ashes]

I don't want to corruptthat one, but duty calls.
You get past THIS eating disorder, but then you develope ANOTHER eating disorder. My bad.

[Amaryllis]

Been there, done that xD

You wish for nothing so you lost everything lol

I wish I didn't have to think

[runnerz]

granted but then a dummy will have to think and make decisions for you.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

[Lights]

Granted, the world will create a massive ice machine that will freeze the world over.

I wish there was a way to stop the world from freezing over as a result of that damn machine.

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but you must be frozen in the world's place

I wish I was Spiderman

[Jennifer's Ashes]

You are, but I am Lois Lane and therefore you had to put up with me for eternity ;) but at least, as someone once said, I'm "easy on the eyes" haha.

I wish for a bunny

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted but it has uncontrollable bowel syndrome

You mean Mary Jane..funny, I thought putting up with you would be a blessing..and the "easy on the eyes" part would be icing on the cake

I wish the weather was nicer here

[Jennifer's Ashes]

I swear it was Lois lane...
Oh well. But thanks :)
I can't control that.
I wish I was... Easier on the eyes haha I could think of anything

[MilitemDilectam]

Wish for something that isn't already true:)

I wish for somebody to love

[Jennifer's Ashes]

(again, thanks)

Granted, but because you're spiderman, it's me, Mary Jane ;)

I wish I wasn't 5'9 :(

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted but now you're 6'0

Mary Jane..yes! hehe
You should be a basketball player

I wish I didn't eat so slow

[Jennifer's Ashes]

edited

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, you are normal height.....for a smurf

Can you dunk? haha

I wish I was 6'4

[Jennifer's Ashes]

edited

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but now you think of too much and you break down

*sniff*

I'm pretty short..which is why I had to develop my speed and leg strength..
You must've been center

I wish I had Mary Jane back

[Jennifer's Ashes]

edited

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted..when my lawyer gets her

Is dirty..I like that

I wish I had G and not Mary Jane haha

[Jennifer's Ashes]

edited

[Ben Michael]

Granted but you're so small that you get stepped on

I wish that I was in Ontario Right now

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted but you turn into a witch

So you never liked Spiderman? *sniff*
It's kinda awkward for you I guess..I never really saw it that way..I like tall girls..more of em (For G)

I wish for corruption (Now I'm gone..my rides here)

[Jennifer's Ashes]

I wish for you to stay.

[Ben Michael]

granted but he still leaves lol


i wish for a teleporter that would take me anywhere in the world

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Granted but you don't get to choose where you go :)

I wish it was only 9:00 so i could stay up a few more hours :(

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but now time won't start again, the earth is stuck at 9, and tomorrow will never come

I wish the people I know weren't so damn annoying

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but they find you annoying

I wish I could white water raft again tomorrow (without colliding with anyone)

[Amaryllis]

Granted. You White water raft without colliding with anyone but your boat flips.

I wish I was a man

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You become a man with a terminal disease and die within the hour.

I wish for things.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but the things are not what you wish for.

I wish my wish would come true

[Sebastian Michaelis]

Well, it doesn't, so too bad for you.

I wish for this wish not to work.

My wish above just created a paradox that caused the world to explode. If you are reading this then you are the only one left so there is nobody to help you finish the thread so you shouldn't post. (lol, u mad?)

[SilentlyCrying]

But maybe it didn't cause a paradox and the world didn't explode. Maybe the wish just blew up you.

I wish I could be little again.

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You get a magic shrink ray and use it but it only works on your boobs. You turn it up higher and try again but this time you become so small that a bug eats you.

I wish for a laser.

[rukia_yua]

you are rufused one by nasa because they took all of the lasers (including laser pointers) to use to creat global warming, starting with the north pole

i wish for A bunny

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You get one... but it fell off a 100 floor building and hit you in the head.

[RelicHunter97]

You made no wish...


I wish to know the words to all Lady Gaga songs.

[Idek912]

He makes a wish.
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted, my wish is uncorruptable. Anyone who attempts to corrupt it will burst into flames.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but the wish that can't be corrupted isn't this one after all

I wish I could just listen to this song all day without inturruption... *Sigh*

[Ben Michael]

Granted but your iPod explodes after that


I wish that I could be in Tennessee right now :/

[Sebastian Michaelis]

You get a teleporting machine and you use it to get to Tennessee, but you leave behind your legs and are rushed to the hospital and you never get your legs back.

I wish for real and working imac Pro to be unscathed after it falls off a truck in front of my house into a huge pile of fluffy pillows.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but inside the fluffy pillows are rabid zombie rats, and they ruin it

I wish I could see her again.

[PervertedStalker]

you see her again, but she ends up getting run over by a burrito truck
I wish i had zombie- dragon wings

[CyanideGoodnight]

^That's okay, she's already dead.
Granted, but then your entire being is turned into a zombie, and you're forced to live the rest of your natural life eating flesh. Enjoy

I wish I had something to eat right now.

[PervertedStalker]

thts okay i would like tht! btw sorry she died.. i didnt know... wish granted but then the food blew ur body up.
I wish my brother was covered in skittles so i could eat him.

[CyanideGoodnight]

No it's okay I know you didn't know, so all is good :)

Um... granted, but he eats himself first (Think the episode of the Grim Adventutres of Billy and Mandy where Billy turns into chocolate)

I wish I could just go to a hilltop and scream with no care in the world, right now, with no one around to hear it.

[Maxxie]

Granted, but when you scream your lung bursts.

I wish for a Maserati.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but it explodifys.

I wish that words I make up could be accepted as real words

[Jennifer's Ashes]

edited

[PervertedStalker]

granted.. but then a u.f.o picks him up and transports him to laughitout(a place 4 laughing) an u never see him again.
i wish Silent wuld come

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but then he goes

I wish I could talk to him again, or at least know if he's okay or not.

[Jennifer's Ashes]

edited

[CyanideGoodnight]

Yeah, Shadow.

Granted, but then your entire town is captuerd by aliens who just hold you all captive in a zoo.

I wish I could go outside without being attacked by mosquitos

[PervertedStalker]

granted, but then flies swarm u.
I wish i could feel his hug 1 more time

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Granted, but it only lasts 0.0001 of a second.

I wish I was at the pool.

[PervertedStalker]

granted, but then a fat old guy sinks u.
I wish i had a plane ticket to alabama

[Jennifer's Ashes]

edited

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but then a hobo comes and smokes you.

I wish it were Friday already!

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Granted, but then Rebecca Black pops up and starts "singing."

I wish Rebecca Black would just disappear all ready.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but her singing would be played everyday until they found a body.

Iwish I had time to finish this book

[PervertedStalker]

granted, but then the book is stuck 2 ur hands.
I wish i was an alien

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but the humans find out and disect you to figure out more information.

I wish people were more civilized and not so hostile

[PervertedStalker]

granted, but then they become so gushy and nice that it sickens u 2 the core and they become hostile again.
I wish Silent would answer the fucking phone.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but then the phone explodes

I wish I could read minds

[PervertedStalker]

granted, but then ur head expoldes reading all those thoughts.
I wish he was here, right now, forever, and never left me again

[Maxxie]

Granted but... Nope. Not ruining that.

I wish I had a pie.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but it's from Mrs. Lovett's meat pie shop :P

I wish people would just actually tell me what's wrong instead of hiding everything and making me figure it out on my own.

[PervertedStalker]

granted but then ppl become 2 honest with u.
I wish i could go back in time and tell him how much i rlly love him

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted. No corruption

I wish I weren't so damn confused right now.

[PervertedStalker]

granted, but it gets annoying 2 always understand things.
I wish i had magical convers

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but their magic causes them to explode

I wish I could tell if this necklass glows in the dark or not.

[PervertedStalker]

granted, but when u find out, they end up exploding.
I wish some one would text me so i can find my phone

[Can'tHelpIt]

Ok so, how this works Someone will make a wish and someone will grant it BUT witha catch and then wish for somone and so on and so on
Ex. Person1: I Wish i had a pony
Person2: Granted, but it turns all crazy and eats you, I wish for blah

I'll start: I wish for a ninja assitant

[SilentKillah]

Granted, but the ninja kills you.
I wish I had some pepsi.

[Jess]

there is one already: http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=22389

[ShatteredWings]

Jess, don't backseat mod.
Merging into preexisting thread

[ShatteredWings]

Bumpy game :3

I wish for a pair of wings, That work, that don't ruin my balance, and won't somehow kill me.
(corrupt that, bitches :P)

[Professional Russian]

Your wings dont support your weigh so you dont get off the ground

I wish for mor money

[ShatteredWings]

You're a millionaire, but its in indian rupees
(19,607.84, still not baaad)

I wish I could eat anything and not gain weight :)

[Professional Russian]

You dont lose weight but you cant gain any either

I wsh for a twinkie

[Foamy]

U get it, but a bird poops on it.

I wish for a misspelling of will.i.am's name.

[Kitten]

you get it, but instead of it being will i am, they completely misspell it to your own name, surrounding you with fans. yes, this might be good, but with fans comes haters. one hater in particular notices you are not actually will i am, and assassinates you out of rage. with one spelling mistake, one life is lost, and its yours. :D


i wish for some dinner. im hungry.

[xChrisVx]

You get your dinner but you also get some free food poisoning

I wish for a euphonium (Didn't see that one coming did ya! :P)

[Kitten]

you get your nice little instrument, but you trip while playing it moments later, and choke on it.



i wish for a phone battery that never dies.

[xChrisVx]

You get your phone battery but in the process of keeping your phone on it explodes in your hand, You are dead

I wish for violins to be banned

[Jimmy Page]

All the violinists find out it was you who banned violins and kill you

I wish to meet Geezer Butler

[Kitten]

Geezer Butler turns out to be an old geezer butler who has been dead for years, and shows up at your house looking like a zombie, only hungry for brains and hot maids.


i wish someone would make me some toast.

[xChrisVx]

Someone tries to make you toast but they set your house on fire and you get done for arson.

I wish for the scar on the back of my head to go away

[Jimmy Page]

The scar goes away,along with your head

I wish that Erik didn't die and that hes still alive

[Professional Russian]

Hes still alive but with serous Brain Damage

I wish I had a new ippod

[Jimmy Page]

Cant corrupt that wish,its already as bad as it can get :P

I wish that my album came out today and that everyone like it

[xChrisVx]

You get your album but it is banned the next day for having such a bad name

I wish for a bus

[rpd453]

Your bus takes you to school :P

I wish I had a gold ring

[Jimmy Page]

Its a cursed gold ring that causes necrosis

I wish that I got to shake hands with the rest of the original Black Sabbath(one down three to go)

[Marky]

you shake hands with black sabath but you have a cut and one of them has aids and drooled on your cut.

I wish I was a fish

[Clown Fish]

A Stellar's Sea Eagle eats you.

I wish I could shapeshift into a Gorgonops.

[Marky]

desease and a comet killed you off. I wish i had a duck hat

[Marky]

sorry for duble posting. I just posted the same thing again on accident and now i dont know how to delete it :/ sorry

[Clown Fish]

I DO shift into a Gorgonops and eat the hat.

I wish that the Mountain Lion population would be lower in California. (Stupid kittehs eatin all the deer!)

[Marky]

granted. now all the animals it eats over populate and take over Cali and run you into the see were you drowned adn get eaten by my fish buddies as we laugh at you trying to turn into a Gorgonops. :P

I wish I could swim in my house

[GabAngel06]

You swim in a pool but then it got cemented while you were in it

I wish I become admin of VT

[Bmatlman]

granted but then VT is shut down.

i wish for all the terrorists to contract pnumoultramicroscopicsiliconvalcanonocosis.

[Sire]

Wish granted, but the definition of terrorist is changed to fit the following "Users of VT with the name Bmatlman"

I wish I had a pickle.

[Kdude146]

granted but your dog eats it

I wish I could be in Florida right now

[Night_Hawk]

Granted but your in a Florida Jail :P

I wish my hockey team did better :D

[Kdude146]

Granted but they do so well they get sold and moved to Alaska

I wish my friend's would stop hiding things from me

[Mirage]

Granted, but your friend tells you he is a murderer and kills you.

I wish for a mansion.

[Eagle63]

granted, but you are all alone in the mansion.

i wish to be an NFL Defensive End.

[Night_Hawk]

Granted but your 20th on the depth chart and never play :P

I wish I had a job.

[User Deleted]

Have fun flipping burgers

I wish I could just settle down

[Overcast]

you did, but then the aliens invaded and you had to get up!

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.

[DarkNick]

Granted but then you wished for something else and the new wish got corrupted

I wish I was the most self confident person in the world!!

[Overcast]

wish granted, but then you became soo confident that you thought you could be king and everyone turned against you.

I wish that i was the ultimate ruler of vt

[that kid]

Granted but then everyone else leaves.

I wish I could slow time down.

[Kdude146]

granted you become frozen in time and the rest of us keep living a normal life

I wish for someone to love me for me not my looks or my money

[Overcast]

Wish granted, but then you felt over-loved by that person and you had to escape!

I wish I had the hottest hair on any dude!

[Sire]

Wish granted, but then you felt over-loved by that person and you had to escape!

I wish I had the hottest hair on any dude!


Granted, you now have the hottest Pubic hair on your forehead.

I wish my boyfriend and I did not have to be so secretive!

[Night_Hawk]

You dont have to be secretive, but your both criminals on the run :P

I wish I weren't up so late

[that kid]

Granted but you can never stay up past 6 pm.

I wish it snowed

[Kdude146]

Granted the snow will never go away in your city

I wish that my partents would let me go to college for the job I want and not what they want me to be

[that kid]

You go to the college you want only to find out how much you hate that job.

I wish I had a shiny penny

[MaliciousBunface]

Granted, but it was so shiny that you were blinded, never to see the penny again. ):

I wish that video games were real. :3

[Kdude146]

Granted, but it was so shiny that you were blinded, never to see the penny again. ):

I wish that video games were real. :3

granted you are now living in the Zelda world and get killed by a dragon

I wish that my kids in the future could come vist me now and chill with me

[that kid]

Granted but you learn they are total assholes.

I wish for world peace

[Anselmo]

An immortal clone of Hitler is made and a war is started that only will end when Hitler dies

I wish that all vegetarians that only talk about animal cruelty, disapear from this planet

[that kid]

Granted. They disappear and take all the animals with them.

I wish I ruled the world

[Overcast]

Wish Granted, but it turned out to be a failure because you ruled it badly and it fell apart!

I wish that i could fly!

[Kdude146]

Wish Granted, but it turned out to be a failure because you ruled it badly and it fell apart!

I wish that i could fly!

granted your now a bee and you get killed at a family picnic

I wish that I had the most comfy bed in the whole world

[that kid]

Granted. Your coffin has extra padding.

I wish for a new car

[Sire]

Congrats, you now own a clown car.

I wish for a PIE.

[that kid]

Granted. Enjoy your arsenic pie.

I wish for $1

[NightFighter]

You have to use that dollar to buy a Justin Beiber single.

I wish for sparkly rainbows

[Kdude146]

Granted but someone brakes it 1 min later

I wish that I could stop being depressed

[hotandgay]

granted but you ended up killing ur self

i wish my love would come back to me

[Kdude146]

granted but you ended up killing ur self

i wish my love would come back to me

granted but then you relize you don't love her anymore

I wish I could go live in the 1950's

[that kid]

Granted. You live on January 1st in 1950 then go into a coma until the present.

I wish my homework would do itself

[Overcast]

Granted. You live on January 1st in 1950 then go into a coma until the present.

I wish my homework would do itself

Wish granted. it gave u an F

I wish i could read peoples minds!

[that kid]

Granted but you can only hear the bad thoughts of people.

I wish I had another week of vacation

[mrmooers]

The worlds gonna end before the weeks up

I wish i had a pony :P

[that kid]

Congratulations on getting your pony! Too bad it had rabies and had to be put down.

I wish the new year would be the best year of my life

[Kdude146]

Congratulations on getting your pony! Too bad it had rabies and had to be put down.

I wish the new year would be the best year of my life

granted but its the last year of your life you die Dec 31, 2012


I wish that I could go see my friend Nick in Texas

[User Deleted]

Granted, you can never leave texas

I wish for a bagel :kitty:

[Overcast]

Granted, but by mistake the bagel fairy gave you a thousand, and you cant leave till you eat all of them- and guess what? No cream cheese!!!!

I wish for a nice hot steaming cup of sweet black tea!

[User Deleted]

Granted, NO CREAM CHEESE XD

I wish for a one eyed one horned polka dotted flying purple people eater

[MalditoDia]

Granted it eats you.

i wish for a lifetime supply of hot chips.

[User Deleted]

Granted it eats you.

i wish for a lifetime supply of hot chips.

Flaw detected

It eats people not ponies :P

---

Granted, they are 100,000,000,000F chips. Good luck cooling those puppies down.

I wish for a drawing tablet

[MalditoDia]

Flaw detected

It eats people not ponies :P

---

Granted, they are 100,000,000,000F chips. Good luck cooling those puppies down.

I wish for a drawing tablet

Lol this was funny !

[Kdude146]

Flaw detected

It eats people not ponies :P

---

Granted, they are 100,000,000,000F chips. Good luck cooling those puppies down.

I wish for a drawing tablet

granted but I brake it


I wish that I could have a big party with all my VT friends

[Sire]

Granted, but there is a sudden outbreak of avian flu and we all die.
I wish I had Vulpes tied down inside a volcano with a rabid shiatsu.

[Kdude146]

Granted, but there is a sudden outbreak of avian flu and we all die.
I wish I had Vulpes tied down inside a volcano with a rabid shiatsu.

granted but you get trapped in side the Volcano


I wish that I was a disney chanale star

[User Deleted]

I wish I had Vulpes tied down inside a volcano with a rabid shiatsu.

U mad?

---

Granted, you get long hours and little sleep

I wish for a clock that controlled time

[Fresh]

Granted, Some random guy comes and takes it from your room while you're away in a far distant land known as Bramunez, and replaces it with a digital clock with no radio or alarm.

I Want Food. Food Makes me Happy. :l Give Meh Cinnamon Stix

[that kid]

Granted but you only get dog food.

I wish I had three arms

[Overcast]

Granted but you only get dog food.

I wish I had three arms

Granted, but its on your foot and only 3 inches long!

I wish I could have a movie theatre screen in my room

[Kdude146]

Granted, but its on your foot and only 3 inches long!

I wish I could have a movie theatre screen in my room



Granted I come and live in your room and you can only watch what I pick


I wish I could go and live in the Pokemon World

[Overcast]

Granted I come and live in your room and you can only watch what I pick


I wish I could go and live in the Pokemon World

that aint so bad lol ;)

Wish granted- Every Pokemon in the Pokemon world turns against you, but now that you live there you cant escape... you spend eternity running!!! mwahahaha!

[Night_Hawk]

No wish, Not Granted :P

I wish I had an endless supply of Nestea :D

[xChrisVx]

Granted, but it turns you to ice.

I wish for a caravan

[Kdude146]

granted but its the very first one ever and it falls a part

I wish I could be in an episode of Law & Order SVU

[xChrisVx]

Granted, but you are the criminal

I wish that I could "Pack up my troubles"

[Overcast]

Granted, they are in a suitcase, which you mistakenly open.

I wish I didnt forget to put my wish down in my last post.

[Kdude146]

Granted, they are in a suitcase, which you mistakenly open.

I wish I didnt forget to put my wish down in my last post.

granted but no one goes back to look


I wish that my iphone 4S was golden

[that kid]

Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I could go to Disney world

[xChrisVx]

Granted but it was closed when you went

I wish this mouse i am using would work

[DrWho]

It starts to work, but your keyboard stops working

I wish for another wish

[that kid]

Granted but the next wish will be corrupted.

I wish my new years eve would be more exciting

[User Deleted]

Granted, you are thrown into position as an important government figurehead. Have fun being busy, I bet it will be exciting.

I wish for a nice camera.

[that kid]

Granted. You get a beautiful picture of a nice camera.

I wish I wasn't sick

[User Deleted]

Granted, you are now allergic to metal and water. (both real things y'know)

I wish for a pony.

[Overcast]

Granted, but it grows wings and flies away.... never to return.

I wish for a new sound system...

[Kdude146]

Granted, you are now allergic to metal and water. (both real things y'know)

I wish for a pony.

granted but I kill it

I wish that everyone will have a very happy year this year

[Overcast]

sounds sad to corrupt it, but i will:

Granted, but everyone dies at the end because its 2012, when we all die!

I wish for the power to move things with my mind!

[Kdude146]

sounds sad to corrupt it, but i will:

Granted, but everyone dies at the end because its 2012, when we all die!

I wish for the power to move things with my mind!

granted but you over use your power and become brain dead


I wish that my wish won't become corrupt

[Overcast]

Granted, but all the sudden the vt server is down, so you never find out if it came true.

I wish for pizza.

[Kdude146]

Granted, but all the sudden the vt server is down, so you never find out if it came true.

I wish for pizza.


granted but I eat it all

I wish that I could have more pizza

[Overcast]

(best reply ever lmao!!!)

Granted, but when the pizza guy brings it it falls on the floor!

I wish for a hovercar

[Gandalf]

You filled in the order form incorrectly, what you actually received was a Dyson vacume cleaner and A Ford Fiesta.


I wish for a glass of Pepsi to appear right now in front of me.

[DarkNick]

Granted but then a cute puppy appears, spills the pepsi in your face and then it yells I'm the king of the world!!!!! mwahahahha

I wish for a labrador dog that won't abandon me,it will come to me safety,will live,will love me,will be proud of me,will be beautiful,will grand me immortality and sickness free and it won't be affected (neither me or the dog) by YOUR corruption!!!!
a bit brutal :P

[Jupiter]

You get it. but a cat burns your house down. and every house in the world that you want to live in.

i want cereal :)

[AladdinSane]

You suddenly realise you're allergic to dogs and have to give the dog away, causing it to be miserable for the rest of its short life.

I wish that I create a number 1 hit song and become instantly famous throughout the world and continue to make fantastic performances for the rest of my (very long and happy) life hahaha :P if only :L