Corrupt-A-Wish

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but now you also have a wet bed!!

I wish I liked more foods than I do.

[Hope4u]

granted but now you can't get enough of fried crickets

I wish I could have a sleepover tonight

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but you stay up so late that you can't play beach volleyball at the lake tomorrow.

I wish it wasn't already 1 in the morning.

[Hope4u]

granted...it's only 12 oclock in central time zone

I wish I could go play beach volleyball tomorrow

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but your too tired from the awesome time we'd have tonight.

I wish I could go get a yummy snack.

[Hope4u]

granted but you have to bring back one for your favorite VT buddy

I wish I had a tasty snack right now

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but you can't have one without me either!

I wish we^ could go to Sonic!

[Hope4u]

granted but you gotta get a cherry limeade

I wish I had some socks on..my feet are cold

[suicidenote.]

Cherry limades are my favorite!

Granted, but they have holes in them.

I wish I could take a new pair of socks to my favorite VTer

[Hope4u]

granted but then you have to stay the night because it's too late to be driving

I wish I had some popcorn and a scary movie

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but it has to be Movie Theater Butter popcorn.

I wish I wasn't such a baby with scary movies

[Hope4u]

granted but you can only get over it with your favorite VTer

I wish I had plugged my laptop up before I layed down

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but unfortunately the other end wasn't plugged into the wall.

I wish the clouds would be rainbow colored

[Hope4u]

granted but there is no end to the rainbows so no pot of gold

I wish I had longer hair

[suicidenote.]

Granted, then we'd be more alike!

I wish I had money to blow

[Hope4u]

granted but you have to share with me

I wish I had someone to paint nails with me

[suicidenote.]

Granted, I want to!!

I wish I could have a fun girls night

[Hope4u]

granted but it turns into girls night and girls morning

I wish I lived closer to my new gal pal

[suicidenote.]

GRANTED! <<

I wish I could go to a drive in theater

[Hope4u]

granted but it's daytime

I wish I could go to NYC

[Deleted - 2020]

Granted, But u get hit by a taix and get stuck in hospital for 4 weeks.
I wish I had an immortality which allowed me to age, get wounded and heal but if I died, I returned back into my 16 year old Body.

[Hope4u]

granted but you returned to a 16yr old girl instead

I wish I didn't wake up soo dang early for no reason.

[TrAnSMaN09]

Granted, But you sleep the whole day away,

I wish i knew what gender i wanted to be

[jake14]

granted, you die shortly after

i wish people didn't call me justin biebier.

[SosbanFach]

Granted, you but you look like Lady GaGa, so they call you that instead :P

I wish people wouldn't corrupt my wish

[jake14]

granted.

i wish i was 3 inches taller

[suicidenote.]

GRANTED, because I wish for the same exact thing.

I wish I could have some strawberry ice cream...

[Hope4u]

granted but you have to share with someone

I wish I didn't get sunburnt today

[biboy96]

Granted, but to do so, you have to stay out of the sun, and If you do, you'll get pale as a twilight vampire.


I wish I wasn't a virgin

[jake14]

granted you lose your virginity to the ugliest person in this planet

i wish I didn't get a haircut

[biboy96]

granted, instead you get a headcut xP

I wish I had a nice car

[jake14]

granted you crash it on the way out of the parking lot

i wish there was something good to watch on T.V

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but it's an episode of Barney.

I wish I didn't have a tummy ache

[biboy96]

Granted. instead you get a headache :P

I wish Charlie Sheen would get back at the set of Two and a half men :P

[jake14]

granted, its never aired on tv again

i wish i could find my cell phone charger

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but it melts to your phone when you plug it in.

I wish I could find MY phone charger!!

[Hope4u]

granted but it doesn't work anymore..you're phone is out of date

I wish I had some frozen strawberry lemonade

[biboy96]

Granted, but it's made from rotten strawberrys.

I wish I had a pot of gold :P

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but you have to go over my rainbow of mouse traps to get to it.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 6:30

[jake14]

granted, now you have to get up at 5:30 :D

i wish i lived in New York

[biboy96]

granted. Now, New York get's wrecked by a flood.

I wish I was Hot ;D

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but you spontaniously combust

I wish I were talented at acting

[biboy96]

lol

Granted, but the acting business disappears, due to animated films taking over the market.


I wish I was rich :D

[jake14]

granted you get robbed the very next minute

i wish mtv showed more Music Videos!

[Hope4u]

granted but it's now the 24 hour a day Justin Bieber channel

I wish I could go shopping tomorrow

[jake14]

granted, you have to buy me something

i wish i could drive

[Hope4u]

granted but it's only a moped

I wish I had a snack right now

[jake14]

granted, no curruption i want the same

i wish i could graduate high school today

[User Deleted]

Granted, you graduate a very high kindergarden school

I wish for another magical snow cone and a companion cube

[jake14]

granted, they both melt

i wish the girls in my school weren't all sluts

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but the teachers turn into sluts.

I wish I could have a trampoline in my room

[biboy96]

Granted, you bounce through the roof.

I wish all the girls at my school WERE sluts.

[jake14]

granted we switch schools

i wish the "Italian Job" wasn't on FX

[Hope4u]

granted..its on USA network

I wish I could make time stand still

[biboy96]

Granted, however you get older, even though it stands still.

I wish I could get a decent m.o.v.e album at my local store...

[jake14]

granted, the nearest store to you is in new york now

I wish I wasn't sore

[biboy96]

Granted(Why were you sore) xP

I wish I knew where Salomos mines are

[jake14]

granted, (dont know what that is)

I wish it was football season already

[biboy96]

Granted, this will destroy your summer.

I wish cricket was fun

[jake14]

granted, no curruption

i wish i had a pool

[Hope4u]

granted..but it's a kiddie pool and only 1 foot deep

I wish I hadn't been awaken this morning by my dog needing to go pee

[biboy96]

Granted. Time is turned back to this morning and your dog doesn't have to pee. he has to take a crap.

I wish I had a bf

[Hope4u]

granted but he's more interested in me than you..sorry

I wish I had a new ipad

[biboy96]

Granted. It only has ONE button :S

I wish I had Windows 7 on my computer

[jake14]

granted, no curruption i want it too

I wish i found $5000

[biboy96]

Granted

I wish was immune to any STD's

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but you are allergic to EVERYTHING.

I wish I could try a twinkie

[jake14]

granted, that's enough torture they are nasty

I wish I wasn't thirsty

[Hope4u]

granted..now you're hungry

I wish I could be on the beach right now

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but your butt gets more red.

I wish I could fly a kite

[Hope4u]

granted..no corruption

I wish I could swim with dolphins

[User Deleted]

Granted you are now a gilled freak. Have freak pride. :P


I wish for scientists to discover the "furry gene" and inject it into me.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, no corruption.

I wish I could breath underwater

[Hope4u]

granted but now you can't breathe out of water

I wish I could fly

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but your wings are so big you can't get through normal doorways.

I wish I could find my tv remote

[User Deleted]

Corrupted, now its the universal remote from that show that controls everything.

I wish I had a companion cube. And I want it to not melt this time.

[CyanideGoodnight]

OMFG YES I CAN CONTROL PEOPLE!!!!! :D

Granted, it's even melt proof

I wish I could see/ be with my friend that moved away

[Iron Man]

Granted, but she is in prison; ergo, you can only talk through a prison phone. I wish I could find my true love.

[jake14]

granted

wish i didnt have a tan line

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but you have to get rid of mine too.

I wish I had a new phone!

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, I want a new phone too

I wish my ex would get arrested already.

[jake14]

granted

I wish i had an Iphone

[User Deleted]

The iPhone is broken though

I wish for chain mail and a sword

[suicidenote.]

Granted, but keep it awway from me.

I wish I was laying on the beach

[Iron Man]

Granted, but it is full of ugly old fat guys. I wish I had a mansion.

[User Deleted]

It is a barbie doll mansion though

I wish for the cake not to be a lie and a few combustible lemons

[jake14]

granted, but you have too be as far away from florida as possible

I wish i could go to another high school

[Iron Man]

Granted, but it is my high school. I wish I had a life time supply of root beer.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but it's diet root beer

I wish I could move far far away from this hell hole of a town.

[jake14]

granted,

I wish MTV showed more music videos less 16 and pregnant.

[User Deleted]

They now have a music video called 15 and pregnant

I wish to be able to stop referring to portal

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, your now referring to nyan cat.

I wish I could be on an episode of Cold Case

[Hope4u]

granted but you play the corpse

I wish I had thought of facebook...and had all that money

[jake14]

granted, you have to share the earnings with me

I wish i had a 2012 Mustang

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted

I wish my hair were longer

[jake14]

granted

I wish i knew Tom Hanks

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted.

I wish I could know Kurt Cobain

[User Deleted]

You now know Godzilla instead

I wish for a pretty pink splendiferously magical wonder pony of superness

[jake14]

granted, it dies

I wish no rain in florida tommorow

[User Deleted]

You get a super drought that sinks what some people call hell (all of Florida that is not Disney world)

I wish for pixie dust

[jake14]

granted

i wish there was a place that delivered ice cream at any time.

[User Deleted]

There is, they deliver within a one foot radius. Its called cold stone. :P

I wish for world pieces. (no its not a typo :lol:)

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but it's put into Jars

I wish someone would understand that song reference xD

[biboy96]

Granted, but that someone is you

I wish I for world peace :O

[User Deleted]

Now the earth is peaceful. All plant and animal life is moved to mars where we fight even more.

I wish for a wish-granting magical purple sparkly turd. Yes, corrupt that. THERE IS NO CORRUPTION... okay there is but still :P

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, it also sparkles.

I wish I went to another school

[User Deleted]

You go to my school now in my tiny little town in Alaska.

I wish I could understand animals.

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but you can no longer understand humans (Why am I typing this; Vulpes doesn't understand)

I wish I had a macbook pro (see, more specific this time :yeah: )

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but it explodes once you get it.

I wish I had some food I could eat

[jake14]

granted, only if i can get some too

I wish I wasn't tierd.

[suicidenote.]

Granted, because I'm really tired too.

I wish I could take a nap.

[jake14]

granted

I wish there were no more commercials on tv

[User Deleted]

Granted, but you can no longer understand humans (Why am I typing this; Vulpes doesn't understand)

No I don't understand but I think that's a fair trade off. However I would be pleased to have some clarification.



Granted, tv is now all paid program (infomercials)

I wish people were a little nicer

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but now there so nice there creepy.

I wish it could be July 21'st already.

[User Deleted]

Granted it is the last second of july 21 so you dont get to enjoy it

I wish everyone was born on april 20...

[Hope4u]

granted but now the stores run out of birthday cards too fast

I wish I could go out driving with my VT sis

[User Deleted]

It is literal instead, you "go out with your VT sis driving" meaning you both get a headstone

I wish that wasant so morbid

[Hope4u]

granted..you have to bring flowers to our graves and cry for the corruption

I wish I could get someone to bring me a snack

[User Deleted]

Granted I bring you bacon-etts

I wish for a stuffed animal

[Hope4u]

granted but it comes to life in the middle of the night and runs away

I wish I could go ride my horse tonight

[jake14]

granted

I wish I could go to FSU already

[Hope4u]

granted..no corruption

I wish I could graduate early

[suicidenote.]

Granted!

I wish I had a pickle

[Hope4u]

granted..no corruption

I wish I had one too

[User Deleted]

It is the worlds greatest pickle

I wish to be able to go to a furcon

[Hope4u]

granted but someone else there has the same costume

I wish I could go back to Disneyworld

[User Deleted]

Granted, you have to take me with you

I wish I had a biped fursuit

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted.

I wish something good was on TV

[User Deleted]

There is now a person named Something Good sitting on your TV

I wish for my own personal roller-coaster

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but it breaks down, and due to the fact it's a personal roller coaster, you have to pay yourself if you want it fixed.

I wish for an infinate amount of wishes!

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but you die soon afterwards!

I wish I was good at playing the piano

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but your fingers fall off.

I wish I could go back in time

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but it's one way, and you can't choose how far back

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

[User Deleted]

Granted, the whole world only has the words cake, companion, and cube.

I wish I had a super monkey that farts rainbows like nyan cat

[SosbanFach]

Tough, you can't ;)

I wish nobody would corrupt any more of my wishes.

[User Deleted]

Granted, your wishes are pre-corrupted, we just show you what they are.

I wish that a set of all sets contained CymruALloegrAmByth

[SosbanFach]

How dare you not make a wish!

I wish my last wish was reversed.

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted..now everyone can corrupt your wishes again. Your gender is also reversed.

I wish PETA would disband

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted. But they will re form into an even more extreme group.

I wish I could see the future.

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted. However, the future doesn't want to see you so you die

I wish the new season of The Walking Dead would start now.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but it's moved to a channel you don't have. I wish I could relive any memory I wanted to.

[MilitemDilectam]

I knew you would say that..

Granted, but like inception, I will put a very disgusting thought into your head and somehow make you relive that thought as if it were a memory

I wish I was invincible

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but you can still feel pain.

I wish I could get a tattoo

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but it's of inappropriate objects, body parts and acts and it's covering your face and your body

I wish I had a million more wishes

[PoseidonX43]

granted, but the wishes back fire every time bahaha

i wish I had a million dollerz


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[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but there all corrupted.

I wish my friends would actually read my short storys

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but they're all your childhood invisible friends

I wish I was a superhero

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but the people call you to do stupid meaningless household chores.

I wish I could type faster

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but you can only type one word faster

I wish I wasn't so tired

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted with five hour energy.

I wish I didn't have to wake up tomorrow morning.

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted by not being able to sleep until tomorrow morning

I wish I was loved

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but it's me who loves you :D

I wish the colour yellow no longer existed.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but only with cirtain shades of yellow.

I wish I didn't have a headache

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but now your stomach aches, your privates ache and all your muscles ache

I wish the weather would be this nice everyday

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, you just don't live in the places it's this nice out.

I wish it weren't so humid out

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted but now it's humid within a foot radius on and around you.

I wish I had someone to spend this nice day out with

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but you have to find them.

I wish people would actually take me seriously for once...

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted but only 1 person takes you seriously..

I wish liquor wasnt my weakness...

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, I wish I knew where that book went...

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but it's out of your accessibility

I wish I was intelligent.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but your so much so that your head explodes.

I wish I had something to eat

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but you can't have food. Just something to eat.

I wish my head hadn't just exploded. :(

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, it just imploded.

I wish I wasn't so emotionally drained right now.

[SosbanFach]

Well, I'm not granting you another wish, you seem to want me dead.

I wish people didn't want me dead.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, and you will be reincarnated after you die.

I wish I could be reincarnated...

[SosbanFach]

Granted, because you didn't corrupt my wish :)

I wish it was still raining...

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted but you're going to be forced to evacuate due to extreme flooding

I wish I could stop time

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but you can't restart it (too easy :P)

I wish my hair wasn't curly

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Granted, but instead of giving you straight hair, you now have no hair. You no longer have curly hair.

I wish for a new guitar.

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but it's so new that it hasn't been assembled.

I wish that all wars could end.

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Sure, all the wars end. But then there're the alien invasions to worry about.

I wish something very large and heavy would fall on his balls for getting that girl pregnant.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, no corruption because the part of something large and heavy falling on a guys balls made me think of that happening to my ex, and it made me smile :)

I wish women ruled the world. That way, there would be no wars, just a bunch of angry countries not talking to eachother :D

[Mynameisconner]

Granted, but then men would have their own planet that would inevitably invade yours.

I wish world hunger would end

[Voldemort]

world hunger did end but now ur hungry

i wish i have katy perry concert tickets

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but she loses her voice (too easy :P)

I wish I could start a religion worshiping whatever I feel like.

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but you're corrupt an the US Military get involved so you're done missy

I wish Gears of War 3 would come out today

[SosbanFach]

Granted, but it's so bad that it's not worth watching.

I wish all these bloody flies would leave, and I could inhabit the house without things flying around buzzing.

[MaliciousBunface]

Granted, but your house gets swarmed by spiders.

I wish that there was a word that rhymed with orange (:

[SosbanFach]

"The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant)."

There you go. That's one you'll use a lot.
I wish there could be no unwanted creatures in my house.

[Ben Michael]

Granted, now theres unwanted creatures in your front yard


I wish that I had a job :/

[SosbanFach]

I haz no front yard ;)
Granted but you're not payed.

I wish these apples were edible...

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but they taste like roadkill

I wish I could erase certain parts of my memory

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Granted, but the wrong parts were erased leaving you inky with horrible memories. Hehe.
I wish I could fall asleep.

[SosbanFach]

Granted...permanently

I wish I was nicer

[Jennifer's Ashes]

That would be great :)
Granted but you're so nice we all get annoyed and kill you.
I wish for a perfect pretty fluffy bunny

[SosbanFach]

Granted but you're so nice we all get annoyed and kill you.

So that's not the case anyway? :P

Granted, a stuffed rabbit.

I wish the whole world used one time zone.

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Yay:) now it will never die. Yoire not very good at this are you?
Thats not possible.

[SosbanFach]

What? How does one time zone make you immortal?

[Jennifer's Ashes]

It doesn't. If my rabbit is stuffed then it can never die.

[SosbanFach]

Ah. Got ya ;)

But generally stuffed animals are dead. They aren't stuffed while still alive...

[Voldemort]

i wish i have another horse.

[Jennifer's Ashes]

Granted. A stuffed one.

I wish your grammar was better.

[Ben Michael]

Granterd but I spelled granted wrong :/

I wish that Katherine Sander's power would come back on lol

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but then it goes out again.

I wish that I could get away with hitting someone without being charged for assault.

[Ben Michael]

Granted but you get punched back


I wish no one would corrupt my wish :p

[runnerz]

granted, but then you get bored out of your mind

I wish I had a house on the beach

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted, but it gets washed away
I wish I weren't so accident prone...

[Ben Michael]

Granted but you fall to the ground as you read this post

I wish that I had a truck

[CyanideGoodnight]

Granted but it gets towed away.

I wish I could dye my hair black without fearing my friends will slaughter me in my sleep.

[MilitemDilectam]

Granted, but your hair falls off

You have some interesting friends...

I wish I could control energy