Dumb Ways To Die

[Liven]

All you have to do to play this game is to list all the stupid ways to die. Also, rate the post above you in a scale of 0-10 on how funny it is.

Keep it satirical, try not to list stuff that you can actually do.

I'll start:
Getting sucked into a black hole surrounded by Kittens.

[IceCore]

6
Ignore a message from the ghost of a 13 year old girl instead of sending it to 3 other people like youre supposed to.

[bskaoalncnfjd]

7
Trying to scam people in counter strike.

[IceCore]

6
Messing with Gandalf

[Liven]

6
Making a cake and throwing it away.

[JamesSuperBoy]

7
falling into a bowl of cake mix

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reminded me of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_Ways_to_Die