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lardlad2002
April 3rd, 2008, 03:40 PM
i was reading over at jackinworld.com, and a lot of technjniques use a cardboard toilet paper tube. we,, my penis wont fit in one, what about you?
Aηdy
April 3rd, 2008, 03:45 PM
Blimey, you either have really small tubes or a really big penis! They're usually like 2 inches in diameter!
Rutherford The Brave
April 3rd, 2008, 03:56 PM
This ones a funny one I actually cannot fit my penis in one either and well to be honest wouldn't it hurt? it is cardboard.
iJack
April 3rd, 2008, 04:49 PM
you put in a latex glove and lube in it
The Entertainer
April 3rd, 2008, 05:14 PM
wow, are there people who cant get it in?! You must have enormous penises, or freaky toilet paper thingys!
MoveAlong
April 3rd, 2008, 07:35 PM
The question is really confusing. You have to define "fit into"
a regular penis will fit into a toliet paper tube because it so small. So it will "fit into"
but I think what you're asking is whether your penis is big enough to get sexual stimulation from it (I.e., your penis isn't small enough to just fit in there but the tube is not tight enough to fit around your penis and stimulate it or have any rubbing)
Mine will fit into a toilet paper tube but the toilet paper tube is too big to do anything
dogman
April 4th, 2008, 12:34 AM
Blimey, you either have really small tubes or a really big penis! They're usually like 2 inches in diameter!
as if they are 2 inches, mine hasnt fitted for years, ours are 1 inch, maybe a bit more
Requin
April 4th, 2008, 10:33 AM
Surely it depends on the type of tube, and the width of your penis. Why don't you use kitchen paper tube, there normaly longer, but not always wider mind. lol
Close102
April 4th, 2008, 02:23 PM
yah the tubes are HUGE if u cant fit into it then your penis must have like a 6 inch circumference
lardlad2002
April 4th, 2008, 11:02 PM
my penis does have a 5.5 inch circumference. is that big? since aparentlly tube size varies, my penis will not fit into a D-cell flashlight. at all.
iJack
April 4th, 2008, 11:08 PM
that is big
Oblivion
April 4th, 2008, 11:08 PM
Not to pry... but why were you trying to shove it in a flashlight? Lol... Anyway! You would have to proportionally have like a 2 ft dick for it to be wide enough to fit fully in a cardboard tube, unless you have a dick thats wider than it is long, which not many people have... Almost positively less than 44% of people have a 2ft dick or have a dick with wide>long... Thats my theory anyway lol
lardlad2002
April 5th, 2008, 12:07 AM
Not to pry... but why were you trying to shove it in a flashlight? Lol... Anyway! You would have to proportionally have like a 2 ft dick for it to be wide enough to fit fully in a cardboard tube, unless you have a dick thats wider than it is long, which not many people have... Almost positively less than 44% of people have a 2ft dick or have a dick with wide>long... Thats my theory anyway lol
well, mine is too wide to fit in the tube, and it is 6.5 in long. as for the flashlight, i was holding a d battery, and wondering which was bigger.
Oblivion
April 5th, 2008, 12:10 AM
Maybe my theory was... incorrect :) I hate saying i was wrong... :) But its fine as long as you arent lying to make me admit i was wrong! Lol jk :)
lardlad2002
April 5th, 2008, 12:13 AM
are you thinking of diameter, instead of girth (circumference)?
Oblivion
April 5th, 2008, 12:35 AM
Ya! I was thinking diameter... but still like 2 inch diameter? HUGE
lardlad2002
April 5th, 2008, 02:25 AM
i had just assumed that mine was normal, and that my friend were smaller because they started later. i guess it is i who is larger.
using my awesome new math skills, i have figured ou that my penis is 1.75 inch in diameter.
Mzor203
April 5th, 2008, 02:34 AM
woah... that is actually a very large penis. I can see why you can't fit into a toilet paper tube. How old are you?
Rutherford The Brave
April 5th, 2008, 07:32 AM
Well for me the head of my penis doesn't fit in, but I have a long penis not a thick one its about 9 inches at hard and it looks kind of weird with this tiny paper towel roll over it.
Hippie
April 5th, 2008, 07:49 PM
I can fit my penis into a toilet paper roll. I've done it once or twice using a technical from Jackinworld.
I have a long penis not a thick one its about 9 inches at hard and it looks kind of weird with this tiny paper towel roll over it.
Woah 9 inches:eek:, How old are you?!
Hippie
Sugaree
April 5th, 2008, 07:56 PM
I've never tried this before. I might though
Camazotz
April 5th, 2008, 08:13 PM
Sorry for double post! My computer screwed up and i clicked it twice... SORRY!
You never edited your post, so if you clicked it, you can press back.
Anyway, it all depends on which brand you buy. I bought Scott and it couldnt fit, it was too small. But on Charmin Im too small.(I think it was Charmin)
lardlad2002
April 5th, 2008, 08:48 PM
woah... that is actually a very large penis. I can see why you can't fit into a toilet paper tube. How old are you?
i turn 16 in a month. i started puberty early, like 10 or 11
i made a new thread about girth. come and vote. http://virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=22256
Oblivion
April 5th, 2008, 09:35 PM
You never edited your post, so if you clicked it, you can press back.
Anyway, it all depends on which brand you buy. I bought Scott and it couldnt fit, it was too small. But on Charmin Im too small.(I think it was Charmin)
Yes i did edit my post... Originally it was almost the exact same post two times in a row :( It was a double post and a spam lol
hot1243
April 5th, 2008, 10:34 PM
i can fit the first part but then i get too thick.
lardlad2002
April 6th, 2008, 02:11 PM
i can fit the first part but then i get too thick.
same. only the very tip of mine will fit
TheDude
April 6th, 2008, 03:02 PM
I voted no because I am too small. Was I supposed to vote yes?
Gavin
April 6th, 2008, 03:42 PM
I can't get mine in, it's way too thick :)
Rutherford The Brave
April 6th, 2008, 07:17 PM
I can fit my penis into a toilet paper roll. I've done it once or twice using a technical from Jackinworld.
Woah 9 inches:eek:, How old are you?!
Hippie
Im 15 I just happened bad thing is I need a special atheletic cup.
lardlad2002
April 6th, 2008, 11:27 PM
Im 15 I just happened bad thing is I need a special atheletic cup.
does it get tiring to masturbate?
TheDude
April 7th, 2008, 04:15 AM
I can't get mine in, it's way too thick :)
So you're saying that your penis is at least 7.5 inches around?
chris__robin
April 7th, 2008, 07:07 AM
i think theres a lot of guys here trying to boast about themselves, possibly lying about sizes :p thats just by the sound of it all.
TheDude
April 7th, 2008, 10:30 AM
i think theres a lot of guys here trying to boast about themselves, possibly lying about sizes :p thats just by the sound of it all.
maybe their toilet paper tubes are smaller.
The Entertainer
April 7th, 2008, 05:16 PM
There appears to be some confusion...in the UK, they are really wide, which is why everyone English here is saying that they cant fit it in and marveling at our American counter-parts. It seems the USA roll is somewhat thinner than the UK roll. Can this be confirmed? Ours are 1.8 inches across, and yes, i did measure!
Oblivion
April 7th, 2008, 05:19 PM
I can still fit mine in... And im US... I don't think the rolls chnage that much, mine are still 1.5-2 in diameter :)
The Entertainer
April 7th, 2008, 05:27 PM
interesting, maybe you have wider penises than you do lol!
I cant fit mine in when erect, i just tried
lardlad2002
April 7th, 2008, 10:51 PM
There appears to be some confusion...in the UK, they are really wide, which is why everyone English here is saying that they cant fit it in and marveling at our American counter-parts. It seems the USA roll is somewhat thinner than the UK roll. Can this be confirmed? Ours are 1.8 inches across, and yes, i did measure!
my roll is 1.75" i measured too
Gavin
April 8th, 2008, 07:51 AM
So you're saying that your penis is at least 7.5 inches around?
It's not exactly 7.5, abit less, but i still can't get it in, it goes in alittle, only abit of the tip
TheDude
April 8th, 2008, 10:55 AM
Well our tubes are 7.5 divided by pi across. *works it out*
edit: they are 2.4 across.
edit: Gavin, you are int he UK..woah lol
Gavin
April 8th, 2008, 11:24 AM
Well our tubes are 7.5 divided by pi across. *works it out*
edit: they are 2.4 across.
edit: Gavin, you are int he UK..woah lol
Yeah, im in the UK
TheEdge
April 8th, 2008, 04:24 PM
i can't fit mine in, just a tad bit too thick. i always thought i had a skinny penis though, wow
TheDude
April 8th, 2008, 05:43 PM
Yeah, im in the UK
So you must be stupidly thick
Maverick
April 8th, 2008, 06:05 PM
stupidly?
TheDude
April 8th, 2008, 06:12 PM
stupidly?
yes as in a lot like 7.5 inches around is loads
lardlad2002
April 8th, 2008, 10:59 PM
my tubes are 5.5", and my penis is 6", so that makes sense
myskias
April 8th, 2008, 11:15 PM
mine doesnt fit either but i havent measured mine, im 15 and its the same size as his. it used to fit not anymore tho
lardlad2002
April 14th, 2008, 11:50 PM
hah, i remember, when i first started puberty, i could fit in a cd.
jimbo14
April 17th, 2008, 06:18 AM
That's funny that you should ask that. I was just talking to my friend about that the other day and actually measured my girth and tried the toilet paper tube.
My girth (hard) is 5" and I will NOT fit inside a toilet paper tube.
sabotaged111
April 18th, 2008, 09:53 AM
Blimey, you either have really small tubes or a really big penis! They're usually like 2 inches in diameter!
Lol i think he means the tube is too big? correct me if im wrong though.:headbonk:
lardlad2002
April 20th, 2008, 12:21 AM
I voted no because I am too small. Was I supposed to vote yes?
you should have voted yes
lardlad2002
May 7th, 2008, 09:13 PM
That's funny that you should ask that. I was just talking to my friend about that the other day and actually measured my girth and tried the toilet paper tube.
My girth (hard) is 5" and I will NOT fit inside a toilet paper tube.
strange. i thought they were all the same (tubes not penisis)
mike24
May 7th, 2008, 10:14 PM
my penis wont fit either
either i got a thick penis
or a small tube
how about that rest of u
big dicks?
dogman
May 8th, 2008, 03:31 AM
my penis wont fit either
either i got a thick penis
or a small tube
how about that rest of u
big dicks?
people with fatter (girth) penis will not be able to fit, skinnier ones will
jimbo14
May 9th, 2008, 10:19 AM
I think there must be different sized toilet paper tubes. Mine measures 1-1/2 inches in diameter. Also tried a paper towel tube, but that was only about 1-3/8 inches in diameter.
The Pretender
May 9th, 2008, 10:21 AM
You must have a really bit penis if it can't fit in a loo roll tube.
Θάνατος
June 10th, 2008, 01:28 PM
MIne fits in but it is really tight and I need to use lube so i don't get paper cuts
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LifeIsMyJoke
June 10th, 2008, 07:16 PM
Wow. You guys are all making me feel bad.
I'm pretty sure I could fit two of my penis' in one of those cardboard tube things. Wow.
notsure101
June 12th, 2008, 05:50 PM
my penis can just about fit :-D
Gavin
June 12th, 2008, 05:55 PM
hmm, i still can't fit mine in, too big :)
Vermillion
June 13th, 2008, 05:35 PM
i was reading over at jackinworld.com, and a lot of technjniques use a cardboard toilet paper tube. we,, my penis wont fit in one, what about you?
Mine won't neither. I nearly cut myself trying once before lol
Supermario64
June 13th, 2008, 06:16 PM
Something you could do is stick the roll up right, cut it vertically with scissors and tape it and/or glue it where it fits snug then use latex and lube like the other guy said... hope this helps
-Adam
Ryandel
June 23rd, 2008, 08:41 PM
Nope, can't fit
MattHutzell
June 24th, 2008, 05:18 PM
Mine used to fit, and it was actually quite nice-ish, but don't fit anymore :P
jma94
June 24th, 2008, 09:11 PM
Mine just hardly fits. It's like a tiny bit smaller, just enough room for it to get in there. XD
lardlad2002
July 23rd, 2008, 02:38 AM
Mine just hardly fits. It's like a tiny bit smaller, just enough room for it to get in there. XD
good luck
Zan0ra
July 23rd, 2008, 03:32 AM
Mine fits easily. I tried using it first time *sorta* masturbation. Didn't do it for me.
zebrainatree
July 23rd, 2008, 10:14 AM
no mine doesnt fit! i sometimes cut it and put it on, but it isnt that good!!
iGame
July 23rd, 2008, 02:13 PM
Mine can fit ;) but why will you jsust lube the cardboard that would hurt.. put in a latex glove or if you have one like a dental dam?
Green bay fan
January 4th, 2009, 12:29 AM
well my head doesnt fit in to the tube so i cant use that i think the hands work the best u can control wat u want to do and wat u want to happen
BayArea
January 4th, 2009, 07:33 AM
i accually just used ones, ours are about 2 inches in diameter.
i just line it with a sock and a baggy with lube, put it between my matress and, well yea....
franky_cranky
January 4th, 2009, 06:36 PM
mine fits but it's a tight fit...very tight :eek: dont want to try anything with that
marcus24rich
January 4th, 2009, 06:39 PM
i have a 5.5 circumfrence and it dosent fit
Axle
January 4th, 2009, 10:29 PM
This ones a funny one I actually cannot fit my penis in one either and well to be honest wouldn't it hurt? it is cardboard.
Same.
Uprising
January 4th, 2009, 10:43 PM
Mine Fits but barely. May try it again except next time with a glove
xCIRESMx
January 17th, 2009, 07:34 PM
Mine fits, but it's hella tight. Hurts my dickhead too. :p
Yahyahyah
January 18th, 2009, 02:04 PM
my head sorta fits, not the rest
sunsings
January 18th, 2009, 10:59 PM
The question is really confusing. You have to define "fit into"
a regular penis will fit into a toliet paper tube because it so small. So it will "fit into"
but I think what you're asking is whether your penis is big enough to get sexual stimulation from it (I.e., your penis isn't small enough to just fit in there but the tube is not tight enough to fit around your penis and stimulate it or have any rubbing)
Mine will fit into a toilet paper tube but the toilet paper tube is too big to do anything
ya that si the case with me too. then again i have not tried it in a while
iceyfresh
January 18th, 2009, 11:32 PM
yes but its not confortable its hits the sides
Confused4life
January 19th, 2009, 12:34 AM
Sticking your penis in cardboard? that sounds like a bootleg fleshlight
teendude_1991
January 29th, 2009, 05:38 PM
It fits and there's just a tiny little bit of space left, but it's almost a tight fit.
drew31793
January 29th, 2009, 07:21 PM
I measured the diameter of the role(it's 2 in) and it does not fit is that weird for my age I am 16 it's also 7 in long
mattman942
January 29th, 2009, 09:44 PM
my penis barely fits in a toilet paper tube but ive never jacked off with one on before i think it would hurt
QuickQuart
January 30th, 2009, 03:46 AM
When I first read the original question I thot ud have to have a huge dick for it not to fit. Then I tried it and it barely fit. It was a tight squeeze and it poked out the other end quite a bit.but I have to agree in that I could never find this pleasurable.
cricketmba
February 1st, 2009, 07:56 PM
Mine won't fit into it.
OneManArmy
February 2nd, 2009, 01:45 AM
it fits, barley.
nixon
February 2nd, 2009, 02:39 AM
i can fit my cock in one but its a really hard dqueeze to get my nob through
Setzer
February 2nd, 2009, 10:36 AM
mine doesn't fit in a paper tube
doktored
February 2nd, 2009, 03:28 PM
What is it with all these people not being able to fit into a toilet paper tube, I can fit into my tubes pretty easily, with a little room left.
Leprachaun
February 3rd, 2009, 03:28 PM
i cant belive a thread about toilet paper tubes got so many replies. lol
staying_alive
February 3rd, 2009, 04:19 PM
Yeah i can barely fit it in. i don't know why this is. maybe i have abnormally small toilet paper rolls.
Prince_of_Peace
March 1st, 2009, 01:12 AM
it does when it is soft but when hard..it wont fit in...if it does my dick head will be 2 inches out the other hole. I tried it but it won't all of it in...is that what your asking?
LKSora
March 1st, 2009, 04:03 PM
what???
omg i've never tried that....should i?
anyway
tell ya later(after i find it out)
haha lol:lol:
HikaruTheHunter
March 2nd, 2009, 02:43 AM
It actually gets stuck....sometimes. XDDDD
John02Sandler
March 13th, 2009, 05:19 PM
um no i don't fit may if there was a tube that was alittle bigger in size any one know of bigger tubes i can use?
JackOfClubs
March 13th, 2009, 05:42 PM
nope mine doesnt fit n id say our toilet paper rolls r bout 2 inches
nick
March 13th, 2009, 06:17 PM
bit of a wierd subject this, but a lot of people seem to be assuming that there's like an international standard toilet roll tube size. how do you know you're all comparing like with like?
pizzamon
March 13th, 2009, 07:00 PM
it does when it is soft but when hard..it wont fit in...if it does my dick head will be 2 inches out the other hole. I tried it but it won't all of it in...is that what your asking?
I think the question was if your penis' girth is small enough to fit into a toilet paper roll. Or if it is too big to fit into a toilet paper roll
djmaxim
March 14th, 2009, 12:04 AM
I`d say big enough not to stick in... a dick taht doesent fit in them is a big one ;)
rockafella40
March 14th, 2009, 10:46 AM
my penis was to wide and to long for the tube
Dale
March 14th, 2009, 10:56 AM
100 posts :)
mine does fit in a toilet paper tube.
marktheman
March 15th, 2009, 04:14 PM
My head is too big.
Now stop that! You know which head I'm talking about!
khmastel15
March 16th, 2009, 12:32 PM
my penis is just enough big to fit in a toilet paper tube im 15
Soccerbrother121
April 11th, 2009, 01:37 PM
Ha ha ya mine fits in one, but barley.
Ryans A Laxer
April 11th, 2009, 01:48 PM
My penis fits in I just have a hard time getting the head through. Too much work. I'll stick with my hand.
nicetomeetyou
April 11th, 2009, 05:38 PM
over here in uk most toilet paper tubes ar about 3 inches in diameter so most people wont fit their penis in them as their penis would be too small. when i went to the us (vegas/new york) they were much smaller.
nicetomeetyou
jgforlife008
April 12th, 2009, 02:20 AM
Mine won't fit
ezduzit323
April 12th, 2009, 03:20 PM
my penis isn't really really long but it's pretty thick, so it doesnt fit. now if my penis can just get longer!
MisterAndrews
April 12th, 2009, 04:14 PM
HAHA the fact that in England even our toilet paper is different to the USA amuses me. Our roll is 3" wide, 5" long... which makes it absolutely useless apart from to hold toilet paper.
RyanNicky
April 12th, 2009, 09:18 PM
mine wont fit in either probly wouldnt fit in a 3" tube either.
BirdsandtheBees
April 13th, 2009, 02:50 PM
Depends on size of toliet paper roll of course. There are wide, short rolls. And some longer, thinner ones. But there all pretty similar in length...i mean, come on (no pun intended) they arent paper towel tubes.
Mine can fit, but its uncomfortable. Even if I coat the inside of the tube with tissue or a latex glove or something soft.
Another thing you could do is get a condom a little bigger and wider than you penis is and then masturbate with that. It feels better than if the condom actually fits.
xian
April 28th, 2009, 07:19 PM
try a paper towel roll.
thisqboy4u
November 4th, 2009, 06:59 PM
Mine won't fit either. The head is bigger than the tube width, but my shaft is smaller.
Giles
November 4th, 2009, 07:02 PM
Mine sticks out the other end, but isn't wide enough to fill it out.
Buddy
November 4th, 2009, 09:04 PM
Haha mine wot fit at all
Fourth Dimension
November 5th, 2009, 01:03 PM
im too thick
dantheman5000
November 5th, 2009, 05:22 PM
yeah ive tried that as well! it works cuz my circumference in 5in.
clone
November 5th, 2009, 10:52 PM
mine cant
adam1995
November 5th, 2009, 11:19 PM
i just tried this. fits pretty snug ;)
Astor
November 6th, 2009, 12:14 AM
Nope, not by a long shot. I can't even get the head in, but I'm thick (6.5 inches)
sdam
November 6th, 2009, 04:36 PM
Well, my tube is pretty big. My penis fits into it fine, but it isn't tight enough to stimulate me. I'm like 5in girth
xixxci
November 6th, 2009, 04:47 PM
the my head doesn't not fit in the hole.
Jacob1993
November 7th, 2009, 12:08 AM
Nope-Mine doesnt fit in it-its to thick ;)
raynebow raver
November 17th, 2009, 10:44 PM
yea i cant fit mine in the tube im pretty thick tho
gone
November 18th, 2009, 01:26 AM
I went all the way to the bathroom to test this out haha
I can only get my nob in :P
so nope, it doesnt fit in one.
BigBulge
November 21st, 2009, 07:30 PM
Even though i'm 7 inches, I can get some simulation from it but im about 1/2 a centimetre too thin in diameter. However, i do have 9 years of dick growth to go.
EvEnFloW
December 8th, 2009, 06:44 AM
Erm I dont get it? what do you mean 'you cant fit?' of course anyone can stick their cock into a toilet paper tube :P maybe you mean it wont stick out the other side?
enzenzz
December 8th, 2009, 08:29 AM
The problem here is that not all toilet paper tubes have the same diameter so the answers here are subjective and inaccurate for actual comparison.
Fruit_Tart.
December 8th, 2009, 10:06 AM
Blimey, you either have really small tubes or a really big penis! They're usually like 2 inches in diameter!
yeah i know. there too big. i cant use it. id be too rough though i think.
raymond
February 8th, 2010, 03:03 PM
I tried it once but it felt ruff. I tried it again with a rubber on but still felt tuff.
Patchy
February 8th, 2010, 05:29 PM
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