Log in

View Full Version : Shit happens


orchadork
January 3rd, 2015, 08:34 PM
I have a reputation at my school, and it's not for wearing the right clothes or anything like that. It's for being brutally honest, and voted most likely to take over the world last year (:D), so here is my story of what happened a day before the break:

Ms. D is telling us about the fall of the Han Dynasty

Ms. D: "And this sounds like it's a food."

Me: *repeats slowly*

Black football player (BFP): "Shut Up"

Me: "I didn't do anything."

other teacher pulls Ms. D to the hall to talk

Me: "You're just angry that Football is terrible..." *Rant about Rugby being better than football (replacing the word football with Handegg now and then)*

BFP: *punches me in stomach*

Me: *Breaths in nose heavily* *Lays head on desk*

Ms. D walks in just after and continues lesson then notices my head down

Ms. D: "Tommy is there something wrong?"

Me: "No ma'am." *smiles

BFP: *Snickering*

VictoriaShadows
January 4th, 2015, 11:30 PM
Dude you're sooo awesome. Most likely to take over the world, you must be pretty cool

orchadork
January 6th, 2015, 05:20 PM
Dude you're sooo awesome. Most likely to take over the world, you must be pretty cool

Not sure he thinks that xD

SethfromMI
January 6th, 2015, 08:50 PM
I would tell the guy, I will remember this when I am taking over the world...then again, if he already punched you, maybe just take a mental note lol