When you orgasm where do you ejaculate

[UserMissing]

I usually do it in the shower or in the toilet. I hate doing it on my chest as it is sticky and hard to clean up. I should make my self like cumming on my chest because it would be more convent then waiting to take a shower or use the bathroom. Also how do you clean up.

[Straya]

i normaly just do it in the toilet or if i can find a private spot outside

[nicholasrog]

Honestly I like to wipe with a tissue, but I think its all about personal preference, when it comes to clean up, because a clean freak might want to use soap and water, but someone like me would use a tissue. I guess its all about how clean you want yourself. :)

[hockeyfan]

Kleenex

[UserMissing]

Honestly I like to wipe with a tissue, but I think its all about personal preference, when it comes to clean up, because a clean freak might want to use soap and water, but someone like me would use a tissue. I guess its all about how clean you want yourself. :)

I just hate to clean up, i don't mind a little mess, but i guess i am just going to have to get use to it so it can be more convienent for me. thank you for your reply.

[The captain]

I do it moslty at bed, so use tissues paper or dirty clothes

[UserMissing]

I do it moslty at bed, so use tissues paper or dirty clothes

do you cum in the tissue paper and or dirty clothes or do you cum on your chest first then clean up with the materials above? Thank you for the reply

[TroyH]

Into the toilet or shower if possible. If not tissues or dirty clothes which I cum directly into

[disckjokeyman]

I cum on my tummy and chest but after that i take a shower.hate to do it in toilet or shower and it doesnt have a gud feeling to do there

[Crona]

I usually cum onto my chest and use dirty clothes to clean up but if you don't like cumming on yourself then you could just do it directly onto some dirty clothes

[marko1707]

Sometimes in a tissue more often on my belly

[Sam-9876]

Usually onto my chest or tummy, tho sometimes it goes a bit wide and lands on the bed too. I use dirty clothes to mop up, like an inside out t shirt so when I put it in the laundry you can't tell what its been used for ;)

[Zachary G]

when i do it in my room, on my bed or where ever, i shoot on my stomach and chest then use a towel that i keep just for that purpose.

[randyboy]

Yeah tummy or in my gym shorts mate has told me to use a sock a wank sock hehe ;

[SethfromMI]

stomach or chest and then i clean it up with Kleenex

[loki2000]

do the same.. sperm in the shower or in the toilet.. when i beat off in bed i have a sock that i use.. i put it on just before i going to squirt

[rust059]

i just let it go then wipe it up

[riverboy]

On my chest or stomach and clean up using dirty clothes or towel.

[Owen727]

usually on my stomach then i wipe it up with a tissue or some clothes. when i am in the shower i just wash it away. i don't cum much still tho

[kdapik]

I put tissues on my stomach and I cum on them or sometimes I just cum on mu chest and take a shower

[Johnking1996]

Usually in the bathroom, it's easier to clean up

[gayboi321123]

I cum into my stomach then clean up with tissues I only do this because it squirts up to my neck and face otherwise I would do it straight into tissues

[guy1233]

doesnt matter

[MTB1997]

I have a cum rag (Old pair of boxers).

[Obamaismymom]

I cum onto my chest then clean up with a sock

[canadienudist]

On my chest then clean up with kleenex or paper towel

[Chris Andrew]

Right on my chest and then i take a shower afterwards :)

[Catholic Guy]

I tend to do it on my chest, what you could do is use a cum rag, roll onto your side and cum straight into the cum rag, it saves on cleaning up because it's already cleaned up.

[harristhetank]

When I wank in the shower I will just let the cum fly everywhere lol But if I'm in my bed then I will cum on my chest.

[Serioj8279]

I usually just do it in my bed and clean it up with my sheets

[Wyatt 13]

on my chest and then i clean it with socks

[SeinFan77]

In toilet paper it's the easiest way to clean up

[Meh Guy]

Chest, stomach. Wherever is convenient. I usually use an old sock to clean up.

[Rigby]

I just cum on my stomach and clean it up with a dirty sock/undies

[Jay98]

Cum on my stomach and chest then wipe off with cum rag.

[Jordanchance1]

Stomach or tissue

[kartik]

Prefer to have it in toilet.... but sometimes plan fails

[Jay_Wright]

I usually do it in the toilet, shower or sometimes i do it in a sock

[Hermes]

I tend to do it on my chest, what you could do is use a cum rag, roll onto your side and cum straight into the cum rag, it saves on cleaning up because it's already cleaned up.

I find it interesting that with this option available most of the guys who have replied so far say they prefer to cum on their chests and then wipe up afterwards, just like I do. I don't know everyone else's reasons but mine are:

1. No need to aim. My stomach/chest area is reasonablly big and, given where my erection points when I am lying on my back, this is where my cum lands naturally so when the time cums I can just let it fly completely undistracted rather than checking where it will go.

2. I like feeling the warm splashes as it lands on my skin.

It is all personal preference, though. If you like the convenience of doing it in bed, don't like getting cum on you and are prepared to aim then Catholic Guy has your answer. I have done that occasionally and it works well with some kind of old or dirty underwear or towel as the rag. I have also done this putting down newspaper to cum onto then fold that up small and slip it in the bin. Not sure how well tissues would work - it depends how hard you squirt. You could always try the tissue against something stronger like your hand or some newspaper etc.

[TheFutureDoctor]

I just do it in my underwear. It feels really good and wet too!

[NeuroTiger]

Use of tissue paper.

[dario]

on my stomach, sometimes in my hand

[the main man]

Kleenex :)

[normalperson]

on my stuffed animal or my chest.

[Ryano]

usually on my chest and wipe it up with my underwear or towel

[showoffboy]

I know that not alot of guys like this, but I cum in my underwear all the time. I think it is great because the cum just soaks up into the fabric, and I can just keep wearing them. Also it enables me to get off just about anywhere I want, shoot in my clothes, and just keep going.

[Pyro99]

If I jerk off in the shower i just cum on the floor and clean it up. If I jerk off somewhere else I just get some tissues and clean up.

[maxil]

I cum on my chest, or I use a tissue.
Sometimes in my boxer.

[mattjh-]

I just cum on my chest, and clean up with tissues.

[Omniscient]

I never do it onto my body. I won't say where I do it because of reasons (don't ask) but I have always felt that it's weird to do it onto yourself.

[David_L2]

I use a cum sock lol

[Athom]

I usually do it in my bedroom and cum into tissues

[Joenard]

I usually do it into tissues but even then I have to clean them up so I prefer in the shower or into the toilet

[HououinKiyoma]

On my belly.. Clean it up with some old clothes going to the laundry

[Dennis98]

I usually wear something on top , so if some cum drops there , so it couldn't be so messy , because I am very hairy , so when I cum on my chest when there is no clothes on it , than I have to take shower so I can remove that cum ... I usually clean with tissue or take shower ..

[chris97]

Tissue's

[built chris]

sometimes i jerk in the shower and just shoot down the drain, other times i shoot in my hand and eat it.

[BKchickenFries]

If I masturbate in the bathroom before I shower (like usual) I just come on my legs or wherever and it washes off in the shower. If I am home alone, I wait until I orgasm and squeeze the spongey tube-like thing on the back of my penis where the cum comes through and run to the toilet and push it out in the toilet. If I masturbate late at night in bed or in my room while people are home, I just cum into tissues

[Ricky.h]

A girl, on myself, or sheets...I leave it to dry. Since I rarely use condoms, but when I do I throw it away

[JerseyGuy]

Usually right into a whack sock.

[Person123the]

I usually do it in the shower or in the toilet. I hate doing it on my chest as it is sticky and hard to clean up. I should make my self like cumming on my chest because it would be more convent then waiting to take a shower or use the bathroom. Also how do you clean up.

It depends on where I am doing it, but it changes everytime, but I also do not like getting on me if I am not about to shower...

[TalenD]

I usually ejaculate on my stomach than use dirty clothes like a sock to clean it up

[Hideous]

Still tissues, or a towel.

[harmlesshermit]

I just cum on my stomach then wipe it up with a towel or some dirty clothes

[rguevara12]

Usually in the shower, it's easier

[Frank from Jersey]

Old shirt....it's getting stuff. Lol anyone want it?

[Guitarguy9]

Anywhere, really. When i'm cumming, i'm kind of too busy to care where i shoot. However, that doesn't mean i spray the room, lol.

[Xaylon95]

Usually on my chest or stomach and wipe it up with a dirty towel, never clothes.

[Xaylon95]

Anywhere, really. When i'm cumming, i'm kind of too busy to care where i shoot. However, that doesn't mean i spray the room, lol.

Same here haha

[football matt]

On my abs

[Lovemelons]

I blow my load in a sock and put it in the dirty laundry

[Failed Algebra]

shower if i want a quickie. but if i am home alone i will do it in my boxerbriefs or even jeans. i know it's messy but it feels good

[Andrew.1]

I cum on my hand so then I just go to the sink and wash my hands.

[Snydergate]

Stomach or chest for me

[Ivorystick]

I normally let it fly where it will, then just grab a tissue and clean up. But yeah it does help if you can wait till you go to shower

[Jackrabbit7]

I usual just dribble on my hand and clean it up with my cum rag.

[matt_tgr]

Just do it in a napkin. It's the best way

[Ben101]

Either a cum rag (which gets washed regular) or on tissues, even done it outside once very late at night. Cannot stand doing it on chest.

[aaroncool123]

I'm a neat freak, almost obsessive :P so I ejaculate in the shower, so that cleaning up is just a matter of splashing some water :P

[RickMason]

I use boxers as a cum rag, still wash my hands after that since I am too much of a snuggy bastard to fall asleep knowing my hands are not clean enough. Still better than taking showers. Tissues are not helping since I need a lot of them and they fall off my chest when the body starts jerking with the approaching orgasm.

[redjar14]

Tissue in the room and shower

[tret123]

In a towel or sock or in toilet paper

[mattsmith48]

where ever i feel

[redjar14]

Usually in the shower or in a tissue

[masterj]

If I can't be bothered cleaning up usually in the shower or sometimes straight into my mouth, but i usually like making a mess so i usually explode all over myself :yummy:

[jockeyboy97]

Usually on my stomach, I rest for a few minutes and then I clean up with some tissues

[CRH99]

toilet or tissues, or a random piece of dirty laundry, or a towel

[doesitmatter]

usually in a lil towel

[birdbrain01]

I usually do it in the shower or on my chest. I don't produce that much so there's not really that much clean up yet.

[ChaosEarthquake]

I cum on my chest, but sometimes if I haven't done it in a day or two, I'll get it on the wall. :lol:

[Snowfall]

Stomach/chest and then proceed to just clean it up

[colesixteen]

I know a lot of guys don't like to do it, but I like cumming in my underwear. It makes it easy to masturbate wherever I feel like it, then I just toss my underwear in the laundry. Like I said, I know a lot of guys don't like it, but I find it convenient.

[the darkness]

If I do it in my room the cum will land where it lands, and then I'll clean up with a towel/cumrag.

I'll then go to the bathroom to wash my dick and hands, just to freshen up.

[Seth Green]

Yeah I just use my chest and Facial tissues.

[SkiJoey99]

All over my tummy, use kleenex to clean it up

[kdapik]

In the shower or in the the sink. Sometimes on my stomach and chest then I clean them with tissues. After that, I wash my hands and my penies before going to sleep.

[richiex]

my fav place is in a girls mouth but when alone its in the shower alot

[the main man]

Tissue, toliet, shower, depends

[radiotoast]

Cumrag/paper towel.

[Mercy99]

i usually jerk off in bed and wipe it with tissues, or i do it in the shower so i dont have to clean up

[Dreamer98]

Stomach or chest , and then wipe it off with tissues .

[Jmill2044]

Into dirty clothes or on my chest then clean it up

[Liven]

In the shower or on the toilet or my room.

[Musichead2428]

sometimes i jerk in the shower and just shoot down the drain, other times i shoot in my hand and eat it.


Wait so you have eaten your own cum before ??

[built chris]

Wait so you have eaten your own cum before ??

yeah I have.

[Musichead2428]

yeah I have.


And that's not weird I mean is that even normal and what does it even taste like

[imaginatrix]

My favorite place to shoot is in the shower, but I do like to shoot in my hand and eat it as well. :) It is a hard taste to describe, and it varies on what you have eaten or drank recently.

[mcdummels]

on a piece of toilet paper or in the shower

[Curious2255]

I cum on my stomach and chest and use tissues to clean up everything when I'm done

[Jthompson]

I cum in my bed. I'm pretty messy

[coolkid016]

Stomach or chest... sometimes hand... and then I shower afterwards.

[KING_OF _99]

In ya mums arse

[Tyler97]

yeah I have.

what does cum taste like?

[Michael Davis]

I don't tend to cum on anything, I usually just keep jacking off and it gets all over my hand or my stomach if I am on my back.

It usually ends up on the floor which isn't a problem since it is a hard wood floor which means it won't be soaked up, and it blends in.

[Jdog5513]

I cum in the toilet or in my cum rag (old underwear) and I clean up with toilet paper or with my cum rag

[Jdog5513]

what does cum taste like?

Try it, you could try your precum first. It tastes, good, sorta slimy, all depends on what you've eaten in the past 8 hours or so

[seamo34]

usually on my chest and i have a towel i use for my sperm and its ease to clean up that way but don't use a colored towel as sometimes it stains! hahah :P

[Jaffe]

I usually just do it on my stomach or chest or in my pubes, then clean it up. Or on my t-shirt if I am dressed, or on the floor or wall if standing up somewhere.

[Coleton]

I always cum on my chest and then clean up with tissue. It is the easiest and most relaxing way. I hate jacking off in the bathroom/ shower. Bed all the way lol

[Bluebyrd]

I'm uncut so my cum is trapped by the foreskin which is a good job because a lot of the time I don't have time to clean up.

[UserMissing]

I always cum on my chest and then clean up with tissue. It is the easiest and most relaxing way. I hate jacking off in the bathroom/ shower. Bed all the way lol

If you don't mind me asking,how is cumming on your chest relaxing?

[Liven]

I mainly do it in my room.

I use my used underwear or a sock to cum in.

[UserMissing]

I mainly do it in my room.

I use my used underwear or a sock to cum in.

I usually use a sock also, i only once cummed on my chest and i hated the mess, but lately i am think about just skipping all the other methods i do and just let it land on my chest!

[lliam]

I mostly cum on my chest. Usually I use paper tissues and such to clean it up and I wash myself afterwards.

[chrisawesome]

The most common place I ejaculate in in a pair of old boxers (my cum rag). I usually only do it in them when others are at home or asleep since it is easy and quick clean up. I like to cum on my chest, but unfortunately I have so much cum I need a shower after, and it doesn't ever collect in one spot. I try and aim it in my mouth if possible. If I do I will just put lotion on and it all mixes together. I usually lay on my floor because I'm afraid to get my sheets soaked. A couple of times I will just shoot it across the floor to see how far I go. It feels badass and free to let it out somewhere safe outside; like on the beach, or tanning by the pool,or out in some brush. Yet my favorite places is in my girl friends ass , mouth, and tits.
-I freeball often so if I'm wearing basketball shorts and start to get hard I head for a urinal and jerk it out real quick regardless if anyone's beside me.
-I like the shower, but the only negative is that the cum balls up and sticks to the floor.
-the toilet is reserved only if I am like about to explode and can't dig for the cum rag.
-I would like to try and use a sock for when I'm in the car , but need something that traps smell and doesn't leak.

[Dude_19]

I use an old towel, also i mostly shower after

[Hermes]

If you don't mind me asking,how is cumming on your chest relaxing?

Obviously I can only speak for myself but there are a couple of things.

Position

When I cum on my chest I am normally lying on my back in bed. Occasionally I have done it reclined in a chair, i.e. one that has a reclining back. These are relaxing positions whatever you are doing not just for masturbating.

It does seem to me, though, that if you can avoid tension in your body that is not connected with the orgasm, then the orgasm is better. I say unconnected because an impending orgasm creates its own tension but that's different.

Aim

For me, I don't have to aim my penis towards my chest, it naturally points there. That means as I approach ejaculation I don't have to do anything. No need to check that a rag or tissue is in place or that my penis is pointing towards it. I can just continue and let it happen knowing the cum will land on my chest/stomach rather than the sheets or the carpet.

Of course, this is not unique to cumming on your chest - you don't really have to aim if you masturbate in the shower or out in the woods but many people, myself included, find that for the shower the noise, the water and the need to stand are not very relaxing.

To be fair, to feel the relaxation you have to have reached a point where you don't view your cum as yucky and are at least ambivalent about it. You won't feel the relaxation if, as you prepare to cum, all you are thinking about is how nasty it will be to clean up.

[pjones]

onto my body

[savageaf]

On my stomach/chest, and then I just eat it. :p

[iChrisbtv96]

i usually come on my chest or just anywhere on myself ;)

[adamchiller]

Chest. Wouldn't mind on someone else's chest lol

[Xawarus]

In a tissue. I think there is no cleaner way.

[masterofdisaster1997]

Chest. Wouldn't mind on someone else's chest lol

HAHA i don't mind other peoples chests either!

[vladimir0206]

On my Stomach or sorta my chest, sometimes my belly button looks like a semen pool LOL so its kinda messy clean it XD

[lkc413]

I usually just go for the chest. And for cleanup I just use dirty laundry. Just be sure and do your own laundry.

[ValentinClarke]

I usually do it in the shower or in the toilet. I hate doing it on my chest as it is sticky and hard to clean up. I should make my self like cumming on my chest because it would be more convent then waiting to take a shower or use the bathroom. Also how do you clean up.

I usually just sit on the toilet do it, and then wipe up with tissue. I can't come that high anyway.

[Sandybeaches]

usually either in my hand or in boxers or something near me... i don't shoot yet so i guess i might have to use something else eventually

[bruhh15]

I just shoot on me and it hits my chest or I do it on a towl

[david_2k]

I either cum on my dick and use it as lube for the 2nd time around, use it as lube for my finger, or lie on my back with my feet against the wall behind me and cum into my mouth to get rid of it.The last option is just if I'm being lazy and cba having a shower afterwards.

[Sickkboi]

Usually do it in the shower or if not I just wipe with a tissue. I usually take a shower after though or use a wipe. Sometimes my ejaculation just topples over on me or it shoots out far away or onto my stomach.

[binerdy99]

I normally cum on my belly then wipe it up. It's easier than trying to find a place

[Heyman]

On my stomach or a sock

[Coleton]

If you don't mind me asking,how is cumming on your chest relaxing?

Well, I am laying down when I do it and when you blow your load on your chest I think it feels amazing and it relaxes me haha

[JHenryF]

Sometimes I hold it so that it doesn't shoot everywhere, other times I just shoot on my belly or chest and either wipe it up with toilet paper or just leave it.

[RJH98]

I usually cum
-in the shower
- on my chest and clean up with toilet paper that is besides my bed
-in an old sock

[Jaime2015]

I like to cum huge loads on my chest

[Jaime2015]

I like to cum on my stomache and see how much i can cum

[hairy balls]

I do it in to my cum rag

[Emerald Dream]

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