normalperson
November 20th, 2014, 06:30 PM
to start i have to mention that i am anti-Churchill and i do believe he is a talentless hack. anyways to start let me give you a little background into this cigar smoking drunk:
Winston Churchill was born on the 30th of November 1874 to a family of nobility and as so became the Justin Trudeau of Britain (always skipping from occupation to occupation using his parents influence because nothing was ever good enough). growing up sir Winston traveled around to the different flashpoints of the world as a war correspondent (after failing to join the infantry and being bored as a cavalry officer) from Cuba (fun fact: teddy Roosevelt fought in the Cuban war of independence and was quite the accomplished soldier leading the charge on kettle hill) to India to Africa. then in 1915 he used his parents influence to become an army officer and climbed to a high position from which he was the main designer/backer/leader of the Gallipoli campaign which caused the deaths of over 250,000 Australians and new Zealanders (side note: i am absolutely infuriated that it does not mention this anywhere on either the Gallipoli campaign or the Winston Churchill section of wikipedia) after the defeat in the 1929 general election (he was a major party hopper but since i don't know to much about this i will not talk out of my ass) he was cast out into the political wasteland but unfortunately this would not be the last time he was to throw other country's troops in the direction of death. when Germany invaded Poland on September 1 1939, two days later Winston Churchill was appointed as First Lord of the Admiralty and from there in 1940 he orchestrated the failed attack (again this frustratingly is not shown on wikipedia) on the neutral country of Norway (fun fact: Vidkun Quislings last name has become synonymous with traitor in Norway because of his coup d'état of the Norwegian government after the German army took over Norway) and after this attack failed he was ironically appointed to prime minister because the public had lost faith in Neville Chamberlain over the failure in Norway which was orchestrated by Winston Churchill. from 1940-1945 he 'ran' the country and it's war effort while making sure that as many soldiers of foreign countries died as possible. (i'm not getting into this because if you know who he is you probably know what he did) in the final months of the war he formed a plan called operation unthinkable that called for the allies to go to war with the Comintern powers and to drive the 7 million strong red army back to Moscow using only a lot less of their own troops(fun fact: US General George S Patton was a strong supporter of this plan too), so to shorten it down: do the impossible. needless to say the plan was shot down. after the war... it's not important and i am tired so I'll only add a few more important notes:
Churchill believed in the same "Jew conspiracy" as Hitler did and was an extreme racist like most Europeans.
Churchill was extremely against socialism and equal rights.
in 1919 Churchill sanctioned the use of tear gas on Kurdish tribesmen in Iraq.
Churchill was a supporter of banning Jewish immigration to Britain in the 1930's.
Churchill was a supporter of the Dresden bombing campaign. (13–15 February 1945)
anyways in all feel free post your own idea or to argue because i love a good debate, also feel free to ask questions and notify me if i missed anything thanks. :D
Winston Churchill was born on the 30th of November 1874 to a family of nobility and as so became the Justin Trudeau of Britain (always skipping from occupation to occupation using his parents influence because nothing was ever good enough). growing up sir Winston traveled around to the different flashpoints of the world as a war correspondent (after failing to join the infantry and being bored as a cavalry officer) from Cuba (fun fact: teddy Roosevelt fought in the Cuban war of independence and was quite the accomplished soldier leading the charge on kettle hill) to India to Africa. then in 1915 he used his parents influence to become an army officer and climbed to a high position from which he was the main designer/backer/leader of the Gallipoli campaign which caused the deaths of over 250,000 Australians and new Zealanders (side note: i am absolutely infuriated that it does not mention this anywhere on either the Gallipoli campaign or the Winston Churchill section of wikipedia) after the defeat in the 1929 general election (he was a major party hopper but since i don't know to much about this i will not talk out of my ass) he was cast out into the political wasteland but unfortunately this would not be the last time he was to throw other country's troops in the direction of death. when Germany invaded Poland on September 1 1939, two days later Winston Churchill was appointed as First Lord of the Admiralty and from there in 1940 he orchestrated the failed attack (again this frustratingly is not shown on wikipedia) on the neutral country of Norway (fun fact: Vidkun Quislings last name has become synonymous with traitor in Norway because of his coup d'état of the Norwegian government after the German army took over Norway) and after this attack failed he was ironically appointed to prime minister because the public had lost faith in Neville Chamberlain over the failure in Norway which was orchestrated by Winston Churchill. from 1940-1945 he 'ran' the country and it's war effort while making sure that as many soldiers of foreign countries died as possible. (i'm not getting into this because if you know who he is you probably know what he did) in the final months of the war he formed a plan called operation unthinkable that called for the allies to go to war with the Comintern powers and to drive the 7 million strong red army back to Moscow using only a lot less of their own troops(fun fact: US General George S Patton was a strong supporter of this plan too), so to shorten it down: do the impossible. needless to say the plan was shot down. after the war... it's not important and i am tired so I'll only add a few more important notes:
Churchill believed in the same "Jew conspiracy" as Hitler did and was an extreme racist like most Europeans.
Churchill was extremely against socialism and equal rights.
in 1919 Churchill sanctioned the use of tear gas on Kurdish tribesmen in Iraq.
Churchill was a supporter of banning Jewish immigration to Britain in the 1930's.
Churchill was a supporter of the Dresden bombing campaign. (13–15 February 1945)
anyways in all feel free post your own idea or to argue because i love a good debate, also feel free to ask questions and notify me if i missed anything thanks. :D