Karkat
November 12th, 2014, 05:35 PM
I HAVE A 22 FT LONG PENIS, IS THIS NORMAL?!?? (Well Ren, you're the 'sexpert' here, what say you?)
Nah, but seriously. I have a legitimate question. It just feels so weird to post here! Like, I'm usually the one answering questions??? I'm almost done with puberty. Dafuq is this??
This question is directed at three major groups of people:
-Women. Regardless of gender and orientation- though if ye were an old coot like me, it'd be somewhat preferred (as I'd have to imagine what's going on in the body of an 18 [close enough yo] year old who has been going through puberty for the better part of a decade is a little different than a 13/14 year old who may just be starting out.)
-Asexual/Grey-asexuals, regardless of gender as well. Preferably old coots for the same reason as above
-Straight men/Lesbians/Bisexuals who have had female partners
However, if anyone else has input, you're free to pipe in ^-^
The dilemma:
I am going CRAZY OVER HERE.
And it happens. Almost. Every. Month. (If you are going "Wait, this is going to be a problem that's easily solved by looking at ur menstrool cycol" [note sarcastic spelling] Maybe. But I don't just WANT a "what this could be", I want to see if others can relate. Because as you may know, it's slightly more comforting to know that I'm not alone than that a DX solves all my problems uwu
I'd rather be in diagnosed but know I'm not a loon or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
Ok, so I am going to be highlighting squicky "female problems" in pink text, so that the squeamish/any immature boys in the room (who will inevitably read on anyways) can look away until some nice regular-colored text comes back. (Which is also why the rest of the text is white- pink stood out too much against the dull grey of Forever Blue) Here goes.
Every month to every few months, I will have a period of a few days to a couple of weeks where I am:
-Craving everything. And I will eat. All the things. And nothing you can say or do can stop me.
-But holy fuck everything nauseates me, and sometimes it's really hard to eat, and all the smells suffocate me, and everything makes me want to puke my guts out.
-And I'll be SO. EMOTIONAL. I will want to cry for no reason??? And I'll be really touchy-feely and clingy.
-And my little possible narcoleptic episodes increase in frequency like a mofo. I can hardly tell what day/time it is, I'm passing out so much. And I'll sleep for days straight.
And the weirdest of all
-I get INSANELY HORNY.
Which for me means I have a lot of lesbianic wet dreams and whatever person I'm crushing on gets humped a lot in said dreams as well. A lot. And if we are together to some extent IRL, they will probably get incessant booty-calling messages which is exorbitantly out of character for me???
Now this last bit might not sound particularly abnormal to you if you don't know me very well...
But I'm grey-asexual. I don't 'get horny'. ESPECIALLY not if I'm not directly in bed with someone/what have you. The only time that I get noticeably horny unless "stimulated" (or whatever you want to call that???) is WHEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS.
Aaaaaaand, last but not least,
-I get BABY FEVER.
WHY ME? I don't know if I want kids!!! But when this happens, you will find me not only acting like a pregnant woman, but pretty much set out to BE one!
I feel it important to include that I was pregnant once upon a time, but I miscarried last October. This has been happening ever since, roughly, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm not good at paying attention to shit.
Some further details to include:
-I started puberty at 9, started having periods at 13
-I have regular periods, aside from one pregnancy scare earlier this year (which ended up being a false alarm), and prior to my pregnancy, I'd skip every now and then.
-I have an extremely heavy flow, AND I'm fairly underweight. However, I'm also a really big person (6'0Ft tall)
-My breasts will also get really sore during this time >_> Not my period- I mean, they will then too, but yeeah
-The symptoms will usually carry on through my period about halfway, then more or less die down a bit as my flow does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-This usually starts somewhere around ovulation.
-I'm not pregnant unless immaculate birth is happening, because I haven't been sexually active since June.
-I MIGHT have PMDD
-Never been to the gyno or anything, so I know nothing about if my hormones are out of whack/etc. (My mom is adamantly against it because she's insane.)
-I'm not on birth control (see above)
My qvestions:
Ladies of the biological sort: Have any of you experienced this?? Is it just PMDD?? Something else?? Does my previous pregnancy have anything to do with it???
My ace pals: Do any of you (who have gotten horny before) feel horny a certain time of the month?
Partners of females: has your (female partner) ever acted this way?
And like I said, any other relevant input is appreciated :)
But ugh! Please help me. I'm so confused. :what:
Nah, but seriously. I have a legitimate question. It just feels so weird to post here! Like, I'm usually the one answering questions??? I'm almost done with puberty. Dafuq is this??
This question is directed at three major groups of people:
-Women. Regardless of gender and orientation- though if ye were an old coot like me, it'd be somewhat preferred (as I'd have to imagine what's going on in the body of an 18 [close enough yo] year old who has been going through puberty for the better part of a decade is a little different than a 13/14 year old who may just be starting out.)
-Asexual/Grey-asexuals, regardless of gender as well. Preferably old coots for the same reason as above
-Straight men/Lesbians/Bisexuals who have had female partners
However, if anyone else has input, you're free to pipe in ^-^
The dilemma:
I am going CRAZY OVER HERE.
And it happens. Almost. Every. Month. (If you are going "Wait, this is going to be a problem that's easily solved by looking at ur menstrool cycol" [note sarcastic spelling] Maybe. But I don't just WANT a "what this could be", I want to see if others can relate. Because as you may know, it's slightly more comforting to know that I'm not alone than that a DX solves all my problems uwu
I'd rather be in diagnosed but know I'm not a loon or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
Ok, so I am going to be highlighting squicky "female problems" in pink text, so that the squeamish/any immature boys in the room (who will inevitably read on anyways) can look away until some nice regular-colored text comes back. (Which is also why the rest of the text is white- pink stood out too much against the dull grey of Forever Blue) Here goes.
Every month to every few months, I will have a period of a few days to a couple of weeks where I am:
-Craving everything. And I will eat. All the things. And nothing you can say or do can stop me.
-But holy fuck everything nauseates me, and sometimes it's really hard to eat, and all the smells suffocate me, and everything makes me want to puke my guts out.
-And I'll be SO. EMOTIONAL. I will want to cry for no reason??? And I'll be really touchy-feely and clingy.
-And my little possible narcoleptic episodes increase in frequency like a mofo. I can hardly tell what day/time it is, I'm passing out so much. And I'll sleep for days straight.
And the weirdest of all
-I get INSANELY HORNY.
Which for me means I have a lot of lesbianic wet dreams and whatever person I'm crushing on gets humped a lot in said dreams as well. A lot. And if we are together to some extent IRL, they will probably get incessant booty-calling messages which is exorbitantly out of character for me???
Now this last bit might not sound particularly abnormal to you if you don't know me very well...
But I'm grey-asexual. I don't 'get horny'. ESPECIALLY not if I'm not directly in bed with someone/what have you. The only time that I get noticeably horny unless "stimulated" (or whatever you want to call that???) is WHEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS.
Aaaaaaand, last but not least,
-I get BABY FEVER.
WHY ME? I don't know if I want kids!!! But when this happens, you will find me not only acting like a pregnant woman, but pretty much set out to BE one!
I feel it important to include that I was pregnant once upon a time, but I miscarried last October. This has been happening ever since, roughly, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm not good at paying attention to shit.
Some further details to include:
-I started puberty at 9, started having periods at 13
-I have regular periods, aside from one pregnancy scare earlier this year (which ended up being a false alarm), and prior to my pregnancy, I'd skip every now and then.
-I have an extremely heavy flow, AND I'm fairly underweight. However, I'm also a really big person (6'0Ft tall)
-My breasts will also get really sore during this time >_> Not my period- I mean, they will then too, but yeeah
-The symptoms will usually carry on through my period about halfway, then more or less die down a bit as my flow does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-This usually starts somewhere around ovulation.
-I'm not pregnant unless immaculate birth is happening, because I haven't been sexually active since June.
-I MIGHT have PMDD
-Never been to the gyno or anything, so I know nothing about if my hormones are out of whack/etc. (My mom is adamantly against it because she's insane.)
-I'm not on birth control (see above)
My qvestions:
Ladies of the biological sort: Have any of you experienced this?? Is it just PMDD?? Something else?? Does my previous pregnancy have anything to do with it???
My ace pals: Do any of you (who have gotten horny before) feel horny a certain time of the month?
Partners of females: has your (female partner) ever acted this way?
And like I said, any other relevant input is appreciated :)
But ugh! Please help me. I'm so confused. :what: