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Setzer
March 27th, 2008, 03:24 PM
hi everybody... I have a problem: today my friend told me (very aloud) that I had my trousers' zip that was more "bulge" than normal and he belived that I had an erection... but it wasn' t true!!! it was only my belt that tightened (maybe too much) and created that "bulge". Now my "friends" joke me giving me some nicknames... I tried to explain them the cause of this happening but... nothing...
what can I do???
p.s. Sorry my ghastly english...
Maverick
March 27th, 2008, 03:54 PM
Ask them why where they looking in the first place.
RaisingSand
March 27th, 2008, 04:06 PM
I agree with Ant. And hey, why are they making fun of you? They're boys, they're your age, I'm sure they get erections too. :P And if they don't believe you, that's their problem and they're just being immature, just say whatever and ignore them when they start making cracks about that if you don't like it.
japanman
March 27th, 2008, 04:08 PM
eh they are just jeolous that they havent had one yet and do wait mavrick said lol:)
Setzer
March 27th, 2008, 04:40 PM
asd thanks... but not only guys joke me but girls too (only because I' ve quarrelled with some of them) because they want to destruct me morally... mah... (does "mah" exist in english, if not it means "I don't know") what has to happen will happens
iJack
March 27th, 2008, 05:16 PM
Hey, if it they are trying to hurt you, maybe they are not really our friends.
p.s. hey, your English is better than some peoples!
dogman
March 27th, 2008, 10:37 PM
if they were your friends they wouldnt make fun of you, go find someone else till they grow up
Antares
March 27th, 2008, 11:02 PM
Well then they are frickin idiots and need to grow up. I understand how they could think that but if you said it was not then it was not and thats the end. So there isnt really much you can do at this point. I am sorry but it already happened. The most you can do is to try to tell them to not talk about it anymore.
Gavin
March 28th, 2008, 06:41 AM
I would agree with the aboves, confront them and just tell them to stop
dogman
March 28th, 2008, 08:01 AM
I would agree with the aboves, confront them and just tell them to stop
or just dont talk to them, thats what i would do
steven
March 28th, 2008, 08:15 AM
this kind of happened to me... bad times... well on my part... i was in P.E and doing trampolining (i have never done it since...) and well... we take it in turns to go on, as there are about 27 of us and 3 trampolines... well it was my turn, and i could feel my penis moving round quite abit in the shorts, which was bad, so i tried to re-adjust myself so it went under the waistband and tucked my shirt in... this workd, for about 5 seconds... from the bouncing on the trampoline made it move and then it was going up and down... you get the idea... if not well then... just imagine someone on a trampoline and the shorts moving up and down in 'that area', well... someone saw and they didnt let it drop for about 4 - 5 months... it still pops up every now and again but it aint as bad as it used to be... and ofcourse, this was last year...
hope this cheers you up abit, me and one of my embarrasing moments...
Steve
chris__robin
March 28th, 2008, 08:25 AM
everyone gets that trouser or jean thing, where the zipper kind of pokes out a bit like when you sit down ... just wait until it happens to them and make fun of them back :P
User Name Sam
March 30th, 2008, 01:37 AM
Me and my friends are pretty open about these kinds of things (guys and girls, at least with one group of friends) so if somebody were to make fun of/tease me i would just make fun of/tease them back. i dont know if this would help with you. i know what you mean by false erections/hiding real ones. at one point in my life (like 4 months ago) i just stopped caring and decided that things would just work out. also try wearing shirts that are long enough to cover any bulge. if you are feeling like stuff is bunching up then sneakily put your hand in your pocket and try to adjust yourself, or go to a bathroom and do it. practice makes perfect in the art of hiding bulges in my experiences. so good luck.
Prince_of_Peace
January 22nd, 2009, 01:44 AM
if it bulges...its because its bigger than most people...i be proud and let them look...let them know that it is what it is...it will work for your advantage....on to answer your quesiton....16cm is about seven inches in length...you do have a big penis. dont worry about it ..be good and be nice to yourself...you are cool!
theOperaGhost
January 22nd, 2009, 02:09 AM
Old thread...:locked:
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