Really Embarrassing Help

[kiwiteen]

I have the cap from a highlighter stuck up my butt.Please don't ask how it got there. I can feel it in there when I sit down . I really don't wat to tell my parents .Please Help I am desperate. also I think I may have drawn on the inside of my butthole as the marker came out . is the ink poisonous?

will I have any effects

Help me I'm desperate

[Olympiae]

I think it'll only be poisonous if it enters the blood stream, so you should be fine. When excretion takes place, it should hopefully come out? It may hurt.

[CosmicNoodle]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqe7nhnuyH1qk8gdu.gif

I think it's obvious that this is anal masturbation gone wrong, next time don't use something with parts that can fall off.

Right, this is going to be awkward to say, but the chances are that it will come out along with your next bowl movement, that hole part of your body is designed to get rid of shit (bu dum tish). CHANCES ARE it won't do any damage till then, I don't see how it could, unless it hapopens to have razor blade attatched (I wouldn't be suprised at the point).
If it doesn't, go to a doctor and get it removed. You can't leave it there. And no, the ink they use is none poisonous, besised, that part of your body will likely me...moist...a marker can't draw on that


I am not a medical profesional, this is just what I think, I take no responsibilty for injiry if you follow my advice

There, now this post is both idiot and law suit proof.

[SethfromMI]

Is this a troll? if so go back under your bridge?

if not it may come out next time you poop. as mentioned, it probably isn't poisonious unless it possibly enters blood stream (no clue to be honest)

I guess at some point if it doesn't improve you will need to go to the hospital

[rawrnoodels]

Ok assuming this aint another troll your not the first in this situation and you wont be the last probably get clamps or try to grab it or eat alot and wait to take a dump however you may have to guide the lid out with your hand to avoid the poo from going around it warning this will cause stinky fingers and next time if your going to put stuff up your but for erousal,shits and giggels etc.
make sure nothing can come off it like a lid if all else fails hopefully the E.R wont but it will be awkward and be very very careful not to cut the inside good luck

[Nomad_X]

Update? Did it come out? how long did it take before it did come out?

[leahmae]

oy.. this is why certain things shouldn't be shoved into places like that

[Uranus]

WHAT...THE...FUCK...... *Shakes My Head*


Out of all the available options why, oh why, a highlighter? Just...why?!
This is kinda awkward an awkward moment. I don't believe what I just read!!


O.O

It'll probably come out during your next bowel movement...hopefully.
It might hurt but it probably will come out. If not, say hello to the doctor for me

[SethfromMI]

WHAT...THE...FUCK...... *Shakes My Head*


Out of all the available options why, oh why, a highlighter? Just...why?!
This is kinda awkward an awkward moment. I don't believe what I just read!!


O.O

It'll probably come out during your next bowel movement...hopefully.
It might hurt but it probably will come out. If not, say hello to the doctor for me
I think it may have been a troll. I mean come on, out of all hings why a highlighter?

[Uranus]

I think it may have been a troll. I mean come on, out of all hings why a highlighter?

Exactly. I don't even see how a highlighter would be comfortable

[Batman42]

Did it come out?

[kiwiteen]

Sorry for the delay and thanks for the advice. It came out when I pooped that afternoon. As for in the future I won't do that again