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Mikey13
September 16th, 2014, 05:41 AM
Dose any on eels get like really hard and horny in the morning and when you try to jerk it it takes a long time to cum.
JAKE1445
September 16th, 2014, 08:22 AM
That was me this morning too bro
justarandomteen
September 16th, 2014, 10:06 AM
Yeah it's called morning wood and it's completely normal.
Zachary G
September 16th, 2014, 11:53 AM
yeah, my morning woods take me along time to work on first thing in the morning, but its a great way to start my day.
Semi_IronMan
September 16th, 2014, 01:06 PM
#morning wood.
Normal man!
Neverender
September 16th, 2014, 02:45 PM
The reason it takes you a long time to ejaculate with a "morning wood" erection, is because your bladder fills up overnight, and applies pressure to local nerves, like the vesicle nervus plexus, and this has a by-product of giving you an erection.
When this happens, your body prepares itself for urination (unbeknownst to you), and opens the canal from the bladder to the urethra and shuts off the Vas Deferens from the Urethra (You can only urinate or ejactulate one at a time because of this action. It keeps the sperm healthy sealed off from the rest of the urinary system)
When you try to masturbate with an erection caused by a filling bladder, you have to wait for your body to literally shift nervous stimulation away from the bladder, towards the penis, and has to shut off the bladder and open your urethra to the vas deferens for semen to be ejaculated.
Confusing system, yes. But it's a similar system to the reverse of how we breathe and eat with our esophagus and trachea next to each other.
deregisterme
September 16th, 2014, 02:58 PM
yeah it happens
Hideous
September 16th, 2014, 03:35 PM
Sometimes.
Jaseblader
September 16th, 2014, 04:04 PM
its morning wood and everyone gets it
thatboykevin
September 16th, 2014, 04:17 PM
haha yes same, and its never too long
corvoattano
September 16th, 2014, 05:10 PM
Yeah me this morning aha
Fireangel
September 16th, 2014, 05:13 PM
Yeah me this morning aha
Everyday?
Dennis98
September 16th, 2014, 05:38 PM
No . Masturbation caused by morning wood is usually quick with tons of cum ...
mcsteamy
September 16th, 2014, 08:13 PM
Yup, happens to me all the time
JDgoldy901
September 17th, 2014, 04:51 AM
Yeah, I have that pretty much every day, can be annoying sometimes, but it's pretty normal for our age
MechaSniper
September 17th, 2014, 05:00 AM
Indeed i have
Curious.
September 17th, 2014, 08:23 AM
First pee than jack pee stops ejaculation
Oblivio
September 20th, 2014, 08:07 PM
Yes i do
hockeyfan
September 21st, 2014, 12:16 AM
Yeah
zerosix22
September 21st, 2014, 11:40 PM
timber, normal :)
Slashman1
September 21st, 2014, 11:58 PM
yeah but i usually don't in the morning unless im home alone and can take my time
Tendencies
September 22nd, 2014, 01:08 AM
It seems to always take forever in the morning mainly because i am still half asleep.
Jack_smith1234
September 22nd, 2014, 04:06 AM
welcome to my world haha
Uncut200023
September 25th, 2014, 12:57 PM
all the time
vboy
September 25th, 2014, 06:22 PM
Yes its called morning wood and the reason it takes soo long to cum is because your bladder is full
Pitsirikos
October 6th, 2014, 06:27 PM
It's morning woods and it's perfectly normal. Everybody gets it.
kdapik
October 6th, 2014, 06:52 PM
Everybody gets it. but i never tried to jack off immediately after waking up
pconnor2001
October 6th, 2014, 07:29 PM
It is very normal.
Zanman11
October 7th, 2014, 12:39 PM
It's called morning wood, totally normal!
jordanhardy
October 9th, 2014, 06:49 AM
Happens to me all the time
chris97
October 9th, 2014, 05:09 PM
Yeah that happens to me alot
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