How To Make Any Girl Your Friend In 60 Days.

[Phonix]

I've noticed that I have my gal friends than guy friends, and I could tell that some of my guy friends were kinda jealous, they were like, "How?".

So here's my sexy little guide to getting any girl, no matter how beautiful, to like you in 60 days or less.

STEP ONE.

Asses the situation.

Is she a girly girl, or a techno junkie. Find out who she is and get to know her, make the occasional joke about yourself, and how much better she is at that subject. Then say bye and walk away. That will leave her smiling.

STEP TWO.

Bring another girl with you.

It's better if this girl already knows you, so that she gets it without any sudden warning. Now, add the girl you like into the discussion with your friend. Make her the life of the discussion, and make sure that she loves what your talking about. Then send your friend away. ( However you might go about doing that.)

TIP: If you have dimples, like me. Then flaunt them, if you have a gorgeous smile, make it work. If you have the most beautiful eyes, then show her. Girls love that type of thing.

STEP THREE.

Be real.

Seriously, I'm not trying to get a girl to like you for no reason. You have to want this girl for everything that she's got, imperfections and all. Even if you just want her to be you friend, you've got to tend to your garden. Make sure that she has room to breath and soil to grow in.

Tell her about you, and tell her like it is. Tell her how your family is like, tell her that you hate x food. Tell her that when you get up in the morning the first thing you do is check you cell phone. If she's turned off by all of this, then she's not accepting you for you and your wasting your time with her.

STEP FOUR.

Be uninvited. In a good way.

Yes, this is when you can be a douchebag. Sit down right beside her at lunch. Let all of her friends tease you, and smile your way through it. Make her laugh by just being there. But don't irritate her. If you want to step it up, walk away and sit down with you guy friends. Or tell her, "See you after class."

Note:
I've notice when I did this with my now girlfriend that she wanted me to sit with her so badly that she grabbed my arm and pulled me to her table, she slammed her hand down on the seat next to her, and she gave me the devil eye when I didn't. So choose your battles nicely.


Step FIVE.

Show her your best talent, your worst talent, and how much you want her to be around. (If your heading for asking her out.)

By this time she may be smiling, and if she is. Your about done and she's probably your friend by now. So do as you whilst, dress nicely for an eye tease, and hang out with her as much as you can. But don't disclude your friends, they were there before her and they deserve as much time as her.

Note:
If she's hitting you. That means she likes you. If she's stabbing you and smiling, that means she's dying and she want's you to ask her out. Trust me I know what I'm talking about.

Finally,

Girls are human beings, they deserve the best and need the best. If your not going to be with her through thick and thin, through periods and heartaches, then you shouldn't bother trying to be her friend, or boyfriend. Real people who love each other don't ever want to see that person broken. They'll go through hell to make sure that that person is safe and sound. There isn't a word to describe love, because it's an emotion and defies acts of science. So go out there and get you heart broken a few times, so that when you finally meet her you'll know.

Thank You.

[Body odah Man]

Well. Helpful guide :) Thks

[wasaby]

This is really helpful thx :)

[Klokotnitza]

There is something a friend once told me,i died laughing.
A girl has a "Boy" friends,A boy has a fuck buddy list.
Why would you want to be a friend with most girls?some are worth it,but others are definetly better when in a relationship with.
Jeez,i don't understand.

[Karkat]

There is something a friend once told me,i died laughing.
A girl has a "Boy" friends,A boy has a fuck buddy list.
Why would you want to be a friend with most girls?some are worth it,but others are definetly better when in a relationship with.
Jeez,i don't understand.

...Why would you want to be a friend with anyone? It's not as if guys possess some special merit girls lack.

You want to be friends with someone because you like them, regardless of sex or gender.

I mean honestly, this can apply to girls OR guys. And you know, some guys would rather date guys.

This is kind of a sexist comment, sorry.

[Klokotnitza]

...Why would you want to be a friend with anyone? It's not as if guys possess some special merit girls lack.

You want to be friends with someone because you like them, regardless of sex or gender.

I mean honestly, this can apply to girls OR guys. And you know, some guys would rather date guys.

This is kind of a sexist comment, sorry.

Yeah,i live in a very homophobic country so my though pattern may seems immature and sexist,i don't really care,i stand by them.

[Karkat]

Yeah,i live in a very homophobic country so my though pattern may seems immature and sexist,i don't really care,i stand by them.

Homophobia and sexism have very little to do with each other.

But you know, if you want to be a part of the hive mind, and do no thinking for yourself, that's not my place to judge. I find it stupid, but like I'm honestly going to stop you.

That aside, it still isn't your place to mock someone for their decisions. You don't like having girls as friends? Whatever. It's entirely irrelevant.

[Thatcooldude]

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Well done fair sir...well done

[Klokotnitza]

Homophobia and sexism have very little to do with each other.

But you know, if you want to be a part of the hive mind, and do no thinking for yourself, that's not my place to judge. I find it stupid, but like I'm honestly going to stop you.

That aside, it still isn't your place to mock someone for their decisions. You don't like having girls as friends? Whatever. It's entirely irrelevant.

They actually do have a lot in common.As far as being a part of the hive mind,
i actually do agree with it,in my most honest opinion going against the way things are supposed to be done,is an abomination.
I actually do have some girls as friends,some of them i can tell everything,but one of them has known me since i was like 5 and the other is a like a sister to me.But any normal man would prefer most girls as girlfriends than just friends.
There is also i have always wondered about: How can one decide if he/she is Homo sexual without having tried being with the other gender?I think this is just bullshit and kids like to feel diffrent for some reason.

[Karkat]

They actually do have a lot in common.As far as being a part of the hive mind,
i actually do agree with it,in my most honest opinion going against the way things are supposed to be done,is an abomination.
I actually do have some girls as friends,some of them i can tell everything,but one of them has known me since i was like 5 and the other is a like a sister to me.But any normal man would prefer most girls as girlfriends than just friends.
There is also i have always wondered about: How can one decide if he/she is Homo sexual without having tried being with the other gender?I think this is just bullshit and kids like to feel diffrent for some reason.

I personally find homophobia as an abomination, but I generally try to hear people out.

We all have our differences of opinion, I suppose.

[Elysium]

How can one decide if he/she is Homo sexual without having tried being with the other gender?I think this is just bullshit and kids like to feel diffrent for some reason.
In response to this, I ask you: how can one decide if he/she is heterosexual without having tried being with the other gender?

[Klokotnitza]

In response to this, I ask you: how can one decide if he/she is heterosexual without having tried being with the other gender?

Because being Heterosexual is normal.People are taken hetero untill thay claim otherwise.

[Phonix]

Okay ... this blog was just supposed to be to help someone get to know another girl so that maybe one day he might go out with her. It's not to be sexist, or biast, or anything else inbetween. It's basically a boy meets girl guide, and that's all I wrote it for. Thank you.

[thatcountrykid]

TIP: If you have dimples, like me. Then flaunt them, if you have a gorgeous smile, make it work. If you have the most beautiful eyes, then show her. Girls love that type of thing..

Well I am completely one hundred percent screwed in this department.

[ImagineRepublicCity]

Because being Heterosexual is normal.People are taken hetero untill thay claim otherwise.

Okay, to some extent, I guess this is kinda true (Please don't hurt me for this, my friend and I had a very detailed conversation on the normality of sexuality and the lot)

But like what Elysium said

In response to this, I ask you: how can one decide if he/she is heterosexual without having tried being with the other gender?


Yeah, I mean, assuming all straight people are homophobic (which is, i know, completely untrue, but to strengthen my point here), in that case, the thought of doing anything sexual with the same gender/sex is just disgusting to them.

Then, assuming all homosexual people don't like straight relationships (idk, is there such thing as heterophobic?) it's the same thing. Some people, yeah, they do try out a male/female relationship and they don't like it. Some don't try at all.

Basically in a nut shell, just because you haven't tried donuts before and you say you don't like it, doesn't mean you have to try it before you state your verdict. (Though I do recommend that person to try donuts)

[TheLivingLie]

I made a girl my friend in 2 days and had 8 or 9 in 14 days oh and I made friends even faster, around an hour when we had lunch together (but we arnt together)