Log in

View Full Version : Erection


Mike74
August 7th, 2014, 10:43 PM
I always wondered what the best way to pee with an erection was. How do you do it?

SeinFan77
August 7th, 2014, 10:45 PM
I just wait until it goes away

Canadian Dream
August 7th, 2014, 10:47 PM
I find sitting down in stalls work better than urinals, mostly because you don't have to try to bend it down too much. The only other solution I can think of is to wait for it to go away.

Hideous
August 7th, 2014, 10:48 PM
If I was at home, I'd just sit down on the toilet and kinda adjust myself so that my penis is aiming downwards.

Thekiid031
August 7th, 2014, 10:56 PM
sitting down usually works but its also helpful to kind of stand on the michael jackson angle hahahaha

Straya
August 7th, 2014, 11:56 PM
I always wondered what the best way to pee with an erection was. How do you do it?

if your gonna pee with an erection do it outside or at a urinal haha cause it is gonna go in directions you wont expect or just wait for it to go down

ksdnfkfr
August 8th, 2014, 12:31 AM
In the morning I pee in the shower. It would be nice if every house had a urinal.

Remora
August 8th, 2014, 11:34 AM
I push my fist into the pubic area above my penis to aim it downwards. Getting it in the bowl is still a struggle though, fitting the 10 inch bubble butt and 7.2 inch penis in there is a puzzle >.>

Deleted - 2020
August 8th, 2014, 11:42 AM
aha usually if I'm hard I kneel down and aim into the bowl- reducing the area between your dick and the toilet is probably the best method - reduces potential splash area as well reduces the possibility of you pee going off in random directions and spraying the toilet/bathroom xD

NeuroTiger
August 8th, 2014, 12:24 PM
I just wait until it goes away

Seems logical :P

Snydergate
August 8th, 2014, 02:07 PM
I stand in the shower and just go lol

iamintenn
August 8th, 2014, 02:27 PM
I have to sit down and push it toward water

Fireangel
August 8th, 2014, 06:57 PM
I just bend it down.

coolkid016
August 8th, 2014, 09:12 PM
I just wait until it goes away

same here

Underwearlover
August 10th, 2014, 03:27 AM
Don't, wait until its gone!

pjones
August 10th, 2014, 08:56 AM
i have to wait, can't pee with an erection

Dami
August 10th, 2014, 10:29 AM
I just push it down and psuh real hard to get the pee out

joel-d
August 10th, 2014, 10:33 AM
At home, the options are (a) wait for it to go down, or (b) jerk off and then wait for it to go down. If I'm at school or somewhere else with a urinal, there's no need to wait (unless the urinals are super low on the wall) since the pee will hit the urinal even with a boner. But if you've been hard a long time, it's important to check for dried precum before you pee since that can make the pee spray in all sorts of crazy directions.

One camp I went to we stayed at dorms at a college, and it was awesome because even with rock hard morning wood I could still pee right away at a urinal. But my one friend who says his boner aims straight up still had to wait for it to partially go down so he could pull it away from his stomach enough to aim into the urinal. (I was hoping I would finally get to see what a straight up boner looks like, but he waited until it went down some plus he hid it too well for me to peek at even that.)

esparza.warren
August 12th, 2014, 11:55 AM
Sit down in the stall, or wait for it to go away.

wasaby
August 12th, 2014, 11:59 AM
Wait for it to go down or if it wont u can always wank one out first lol

Ozzy - Human Being
August 12th, 2014, 07:06 PM
I just plank on the toilet ;)

pconnor2001
August 12th, 2014, 07:21 PM
wait til it goes down.

hockeyfan
August 12th, 2014, 11:26 PM
Sit down to prevent a mess.

VikingEddie
August 14th, 2014, 12:07 AM
Stand on my head.

ConsiderMeDead
August 14th, 2014, 12:56 AM
stand back n shoot!!!

Rockefeller
August 21st, 2014, 12:09 AM
same here

Same here

JustJordan
August 21st, 2014, 12:11 AM
Stand on my head.

Never thought of that :lol:.

chrisawesome
August 21st, 2014, 12:30 AM
if your gonna pee with an erection do it outside or at a urinal haha cause it is gonna go in directions you wont expect or just wait for it to go down

I agree. I wouldn't even try aiming in the toilet or sitting and holding it down. One of my friends said he got a boner and sat on the toilet to pee and he had to use both his hands for something and, splash it got on the floor. When I'm at home or in a private area I would pee outside. I was staying with a friend in his dorm at college and I had to run to the bathroom to piss. There were those floor troughs that I usually like to pee in, but I had no other choice to just aim it in the sink kinda hitting the mirror. Lol

If there's a stall open I would just go in there stand back a few feet and let it rip. Not caring if I hit the bowl or not.

danny87786
June 17th, 2015, 08:30 PM
Ya I just wait too and try hard for it go be soft again.

harristhetank
June 18th, 2015, 03:07 AM
I usually wait for it to go first because my erection points straight up. It's really painful and hard to push it down. If I really have to pee real bad then I will bend my whole body and push down my erection a little to pee.

lucaboy
June 18th, 2015, 03:32 AM
At home I sit on the bowl and bend it down or preferably I pee in the shower. At school using the urinal is ok since my woodie always stands straight like a pole in an angle at 90 degrees. It´s only hard to pee when I´m fully boned, and I must really press then. :D

masterofdisaster1997
June 18th, 2015, 07:27 AM
Morning wood sucks for this reason. Usually I wrap my fist around my shaft at the base and force my whole dick so the tip to points down. Depending on how hard I am this way hurts a little but standing is easier to get the flow going.

Sitting down doesnt work cuz my tip rests on the seat in front LOL

Zachary G
June 18th, 2015, 08:37 AM
1) wait for it to go down
2) sit down and pee
3) pee in the shower
4) try pushing and aiming it downwards towards the toilet
These all worked well for me

Hermes
June 18th, 2015, 09:18 AM
Peeing is the shower works well, particularly if you were intending to shower anyway as then you aren't using any extra water to pee.

Bluebyrd
June 18th, 2015, 02:15 PM
Hold it down

Leon03
June 18th, 2015, 03:47 PM
I can't pee while I am stiff. I have to take care of my boner first.

Daniel2013
June 18th, 2015, 06:56 PM
I wait until it goes away

Jaffe
June 18th, 2015, 08:02 PM
Unless I have to pee REALLLLLLY bad, I just wait for my erection to go down. Or jerk off first.

ImTrickster
June 27th, 2015, 03:05 PM
[QUOTE=SeinFan77;2893862]I just wait until it goes away

rdaniel
June 28th, 2015, 06:55 AM
press the head slightly again flaccid.

meissnercorpuscle
August 1st, 2017, 09:35 AM
I position myself in such a way that my butt points outward. That way, you can control your pee without inflicting any self-harm

Atlantis
August 1st, 2017, 09:36 AM
I position myself in such a way that my butt points outward. That way, you can control your pee without inflicting any self-harm

Please don't post in threads with two or more months inactivity. :locked: