Funny Events in Your Schooling

[The37thElement]

For me:

Kindergarten:
A kid in my class stole the teacher's beanie baby and got suspended.

1st Grade:
We had several power outages due to storms and had to go home. The same kid who stole the beanie threatened to kill the entire class with a knife. (It was hilarious because no one was scared, we all just kind of laughed it off or acted like we were scared. The kid got suspended again).

2nd Grade:
A kid barfed all over the floor in the classroom and when the janitor came in to clean it up, he got sick too.

3rd Grade:
Teacher was a badass and didn't give homework. During snack, someone tried to open a banana by holding it by the stem and flicking their wrists. Needless to say, the banana ended up oozing down the whiteboard. We were studying Japan and the teacher had us try sushi and wasabi. The entire class was charging down the hall to the water fountain.

4th Grade:
We had a touch tank in the classroom and the teacher got pinched by a lobster. The cut she received became infected.

7th Grade:
There was a cafeteria fire, and when the school was evacuated, you could see smoke rising out of the building.

Nothing really happened in 5th, 6th, and 8th grade.

Share your stories below.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

KIndergarten through second grade are a blur in my head.

Third Grade: On the day of a state mandated test, someone pulled my chair out from under me as I was about to sit down, and the whole class laughed. at me.

Fourth Grade: Our teacher taught us how to say "I drink pee" in sign language.

Fifth Grade: I curled up in a ball under the table crying when a whole bunch of the other students ganged up on me.

Sixth Grade: The math teacher made a major screw up on a math problem, after she finished a rant about " I'm a teacher, and I'm always right." Also, a kid fell asleep in her class, and didn't wake up until dismissal 3 periods later.

On the last week of school, the dunk tank for our end of year celebration broke down, and we ended up filling bottles with the dunk tank water and spraying it at each other all afternoon.

Seventh Grade:Some wimp called in a fake bomb threat, and as a result we spent all morning out on the football field.

Not exactly funny, but I had a massive gay crush on my Seventh grade Social Studies teacher, and by the way he was nice to ME especially, I have a feeling that he might of felt the same attraction.

Eighth Grade: I got a MASSIVE random boner while talking to my best friend (who happened to be a girl).

On a end of year field trip, we found ourselves eating under a highway bridge like hobos, and when we got up, I found that I had silt all over my butt.

Ninth Grade: In a moment of severe embarrasment, I asked what "masturbation" was in the middle of my health class.

Tenth Grade: While reading Julius Ceasar, my reading partner (who I have a minor crush on) said that a few of the characters, (Cassius, especially) sounded like they were gay.

[backjruton]

Uhh... All I remember really is the time I literally stopped breathing because I was laughing too much...

My friend went to ask someone a question.
Another girl wasn't very happy with that for some reason as everyone had bad opinions of her.
Something along the lines of my friend kicking her in the backside
Something to do with paint :lol:
Then a minute later, my friend sat down and the other girl went to go do something else by the sink. She had the cup with black paint in, filled it with water and threw it all over my friend :lol::lol: and I couldn't stop laughing I had to rush for a drink because I got that bad from all of it :D

^ this was in college

All other thoughts are blank... again :lol: