Banana

[TheRealMe]

Is it dangerous to use a banana as a fake thing? I'm weird for asking! I'm sorry! :(

[ThatCanadianGuy]

You mean as something to use in place of a dildo or a real penis? Well if you're using ANYTHING for anal stimulation IT MUST BE CLEAN. The SAFEST thing to do is to put a condom over whatever you are using (yes, of course it will fit over a banana). Its a very sensitive area (with soo many open blood vessels its a hot spot for infection as well). So no matter what you use ALWAYS stay clean and safe (using a condom is your safest bet).

[TheRealMe]

I don't have a condom. Can I use something else?

[Tyleisme]

I don't think a banana would be the best idea, it isn't that hard, and certainly wasn't grown to be used like that. If you're going to use a banana, it would be best to put a condom over it. It would probably just be a good idea to just use your fingers, of course wash your hands before and after.

[Hauptmann Kauffman]

yea, Im thinking a bananna might break in half, and there goes the fun! Plus it then might be stuck in you! I would suggest trying something else if you dont have a condom for it

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Like Tyleisme said, if you wash 'em real good just use your fingers. It isn't a good idea to put something any bigger up there anyway.

[TheRealMe]

What other house items could I use? I dont want to use my fingers because thats to much! :eek:

[Mzor203]

Well, if you have plastic cling wrap maybe you could wrap it around it really tight and like tie it or sometiing? IDK, just a suggestion.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Nahh a cheap fix like "plastic wrap" sounds like a worse idea than nothing at all! Just trust me not good; I may sound old-fashioned but nature really didn't intend for things to go UP there (just come out :D). So if you really don't need to do this sorta thing forget about it (if you can't get condoms and won't use your fingers you really shouldn't be messing around there, you might hurt yourself). Imagine trying to explain any of THIS to your doctor if something gets stuck up there!

[Mzor203]

Yeah, that would be embarrassing.

[Requin]

Ummm, a bananna is not a good idea, neither is using anything else really. Apart from doing yourself damage if you don't do it right it's not a good idea to use anything else apart from a dido. You can use what you like, but i'm just giving you my opinion.
P.S You said that sticking fingers in your arse is wrong but a bannana isn't. right.

[Serenity]

Ummm, a bananna is not a good idea, neither is using anything else really. Apart from doing yourself damage if you don't do it right it's not a good idea to use anything else apart from a dido. You can use what you like, but i'm just giving you my opinion.
P.S You said that sticking fingers in your arse is wrong but a bannana isn't. right.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with that. Seriously, you should not be so desperate for sexual satisfaction that you're willing to stick food up your anus. There's just nothing safe or right about that. I highly suggest you find other ways to pleasure yourself.

[chris__robin]

lol ummmm its really not that big a deal. the vegetables or fruits are the same shape as a dildo ... the only difference is that dildos are plastic/rubber.
try using a carrot or cucumber .... i think carrots would be better coz theyre less obvious if they disappear coz you buy them in packs.
but yeah, you should go to a store and buy some condoms to use because it is a vegetable.

or you can use your fingers.
and you dont need to worry about it getting stuck up there, you have muscles that push your shit out and they do the same with anything else. unless you put the whole thing in and lose it that can be a problem finding lol.

but yeah bananas are a bit soft to use... go for something harder.

[dogman]

idk why you would want to, but anyway, just make sure its clean

[TheRealMe]

I really don't know why I want to put something in my butt, but the thought of it is arousing. I want to try it so I don't want to try it again. I tried to yesterday, but I got so nervous I just ate the banana! I have some carrots and cucumbers, so I'm going to do it, and never do it again!

[chris__robin]

lol well if you enjoy it no one is stopping you, just do it right and safely.
if you get to an age to buy a proper sex toy that would be better than stealing your family's vegetables ;)

[Axellance]

i think that a cucumber is ur best bet because they are the right shape and snooth. u should wash it before using it though but you do not need to but a comdon over a cucumber.

[Antares]

I do NOT recommend a cucumber! A cucumber is HUGE! It will probably tear your anus then you would have a very embarrasing trip to the doctor ;). I think the best thing is a sharpie marker in some type or wrap if you want. If you want go to these lengths.

[IfPiratesCouldFly]

yeahh a sharpie is prolly the best idea, you really don't wanna use large objects. plus, i'm just guessing, if you've never stuck something up there, its not going to be comfortable :0 but anyway, goodluck :D

[Myself]

Interesting thread, a sharpie would work, its not really that big

[Spawn De America]

Call me old fashioned, but I've always just stuck to using the good ol' broomstick.

I used to sit on top of the refrigerator and do it. The only problem I ever ran into, aside from the splinters and infections, was when I heard my parents walk in and I jumped down from the fridge with the broomstick still up there.

I nearly died.

[TheRealMe]

Call me old fashioned, but I've always just stuck to using the good ol' broomstick.

I used to sit on top of the refrigerator and do it. The only problem I ever ran into, aside from the splinters and infections, was when I heard my parents walk in and I jumped down from the fridge with the broomstick still up there.

I nearly died.

That must have hurt!

I was to nervous to do it last night, so I'm going to try again! I found a sharpie, but its not round on the bottom D: Ill just look around my house for something else! brb

[IfPiratesCouldFly]

Take a trip to staples. Aquire a sharpie pen with a rounded end, and have fun :3

[Antares]

Wow, did you actually listen to my Sharpie idea?

[IfPiratesCouldFly]

Wow, did you actually listen to my Sharpie idea?

Haha, its small, its not that easy to break, its...moderately clean?

[chris__robin]

sharpie ? so a pencil?
i dunno why you would put that in you wouldnt be able to feel it.

and a broomstick? and you get splinters!! how would you remove a splinter from inside you? it would just get infected! geez use something smoother that wouldnt cut you ... in this case i would recommend the banana instead

you can buy varying size cucumbers though theyre not all huge... and you can always work yourself into it eventually it will go in .. you will only "rip your anus" if you jam it in quickly.

[Mikel14]

you could always try a stick of pepperoni or a hot dog because they have the plastic over them

[Close102]

Imagine trying to explain any of THIS to your doctor if something gets stuck up there!

LOL that would be so embarassing
but um back to buisiness
u can use a sharpie(not the fine ones) on the smooth end

also i found (this is kinda gross) if u take some toilet paper and stack it on to of each other then roll it into a tube it works pretty well once is is moistened

if ur a girl u could try a tampon if u want (not a girl so i wouldnt no how it feels) then just push it gently in

[The Batman]

I really want to advice against sticking foreign objects up your anus why don't you just stick to your fingers its a lot safer

[TheRealMe]

I really don't want to use my fingers because I have sharp nails! That could hurt! I'm just going to try a sharpie, but I'm going to clean it really good! I just really hope it feels good or else I wasted a sharpie!

[MoveAlong]

When choosing a tool for anal masturbation, here are a few good ideas:
-A FAT sharpie, the side opposite the tip. Be sure to wash it with soap and water.
-A dildo or vibrator. That's what they're made for!
-Your fingers
Your fingers are good because you have more control over them than anything else.

Fruit, such as bananas, cucumbers, or carrots (well those are vegitables but whatever :P) are bad ideas as they could break. Some people have used these though and were successful, but it's not really that safe and you should start out slow before using something so big.
A broomstick is just plain dangerous and I have hard time believing that person's story :|

Here's some general rules:

-If you use your fingers, clip you fingernails. It could scratch you up in there, and you wouldn't want to explain an anal infection to your parents :P
-Use a lot of lube. Hand lotion or vaseline is good.
-Be sure you have COMPLETE privacy, maybe when you're parents are away or something, or lock your door.
-Never use anything that could scratch you, break, give you splinters, or anything of that sort.
-Make sure you take a dump first, and get all that shit out! :P And, this'll sound really weird but, never anally masturbate when you have soft shit. It's just gonna be really nasty and a big turn off, just don't do it lol

Also, search the internet for tips and how-tos on this. The more you know, the more pleasure you can bring to yourself and the safer and more advanced you can get

[Antares]

Dont use pencils. Pencils have erasers!!!

[TheRealMe]

Can you get orgasms from this type of thing?

[MoveAlong]

Yes, although it's kinda hard to get an orgasm from just anal stimulation alone. You could try anal stimulation while you're jackin off, and then experiment with what you like!

[TheRealMe]

Is it worth it? Like, does it feel better than a normal orgasm?

[MoveAlong]

I can't tell you whether it would be worth it for you.

I don't know what technique you would use in the first place or how you would do it so I don't know how the orgasm would feel for you.

When I masturbate and have anal stimulation at the same time, it's not as intense as just having an orgasm from regular masturbation. I think it's because of the pressure put on the muscles by the finger that sort of stops them from moving. It's probably the way I'm doing it.
(darnit, I always have to embarrass myself and share my experience :P)

although it is nice to have a different form of stimulation once-in-awhile, besides jacking off

But seriously dude, I don't know how it would feel like for you. You're gonna have to try it yourself!

[TheRealMe]

Then I guess theres nothing left to do, but myself! I'm going g to try anal masturbation now! Hopefully it will be worth while!

[TheRealMe]

All I could find was a carrot! My sharpie markers are way to think! Can I use a carrot?

[IfPiratesCouldFly]

Carrots break.

[MoveAlong]

That's not a good idea. I suggest that you use your fingers if you're really egar to do this. Clip your nails if they're too sharp. If you can't clip your nails, wait until you can! Better safe than sorry! :D

[TheRealMe]

Carrots break.

It seems sturdy. I not going to ride it!

[Voice of Reason]

Well, a banana certainly has appeal!

[TheRealMe]

I finally tried it! It took me twenty minutes to finally just count to 3, and stick it up there! It felt amazing! It only felt bad when I put it up a bit to far and hurt myself a little. Other than that.... WOW!

Thanks for the help VT!

[The Pretender]

It would be safe aslong as it was very clean or had a condom over it but I would recomend you use something a bit harder than a banana.

[TheRealMe]

Everything felt so good, until afterwards :eek: My butt was so so SO sore! It felt like I still had a carrot in me! And sitting down was so painful! Makes we wonder if I should do it again, or atleasted with something softer :wub: It feels weird at first, but I think it was fun!

[MoveAlong]

If it was that painful, you should start out slower. A banana is very big and everybody should start out with a small dildo or their fingers if they want to have anal stimulation frequently.

That's a warning for everybody, by the way! Don't say "hey, I want to try it out, let's start with a banana!" Always start out slower. That's why I say that using objects is advanced stuff and fingers are for beginners :|

I feel weird talking about this

[Underground_Network]

^^ I think he decided to use a carrot rather than a banana. :/ :banana: <- Sorry, I coulnd't resist.

[MoveAlong]

Either way, both are big and could cause some real soreness. I completely forgot to mention all this but yeah, anal play at first can get you sore if you don't start out slowly and with small things.

I'm just trying to let anybody who reads this thread know that before they get themselves hurt or have some pain in the morning.

[TheRealMe]

Yeah! I tried a huge carrot, and it still hurts to sit a little!

[scassie]

You can use a carrot. peel it and shape it if you want. soak it in hot water before you do it use some ky jeelly

[chris__robin]

well if u ever have anal sex, it usually feels like that afterwards
and the "it feels like its still in there" happens too.

if you use your tool too hard for your first time it will hurt so start off easily until you get used to it.
if you go in too far youll get your g spot, you gotta work it properly for it to feel good not just shove it itll just hurt :)

also i find it weird that this thread started in disapproval of using a banana, and now people are talking about using a banana ... strange.

[RRDoLLY]

lol... their are much worse things that could up ur butt... lmao (not gay)

[TheRealMe]

I did have that "it feels like its still in there" feeling! Makes we wish I did use the whole 6-7 inches of the carrot :eek: One last thing on when I tried it. I didn't think I could fit so much in me! I was stunned! I fit a whole carrot! It hurts just thinking about it....... :wub:

Tonight Im going to try with something smaller. Like a small smooth pen :)

[sir_WANK_JACKOFFalot]

dude well putting it in ur ass,,,i dont like putting thing in my ass but if i do just make sure to but a condom on it so its clean...but ya man i would use sumthing more stright but i dont really do that but yahope i help
-mark

[TheRealMe]

If I use a hot dog, how can I clean it were I can use it? Do I have to wrap it in plastic? Or can I just wash it with soap and water then stick it up there?

[scassie]

You can't use a hot dog. It ain't stiff enough. Believe me.........................

[TheRealMe]

You can't use a hot dog. It ain't stiff enough. Believe me.........................

I know what you mean. I tried for 2 hours! :( Never got it in me. I can not think of anything else that would feel nice in me. Ive tried a carrot, a sharpie marker, a hotdog, and my fingers. Its weird that I fit a carrot, but I couldnt fit my fingers :wub:

What else is there?

[chris__robin]

lol do you get off at the stimulation of using things in ur ass or is it just like a competition to see how many things you can use?

[Spawn De America]

I tried fitting a sharpie up there the other day. But I put it in the wrong way and now the cap is stuck...

Help?

[iJack]

Ouch, i think its time to go to the doctor

[TheRealMe]

lol do you get off at the stimulation of using things in ur ass or is it just like a competition to see how many things you can use?

Well I tried a carrot, and that felt good but hurt at the same time. Then I tried a pen, but it was to small to feel good! :eek:

[japanman]

Well I tried a carrot, and that felt good but hurt at the same time. Then I tried a pen, but it was to small to feel good! :eek:
try maby a bigger pen i have tried a few times and it works =P

[Albino Chickmunk]

u mean like the fat sharpie kind or the skinny ones?

[Antares]

It really depends on witch one your talking about. As far as I have seen there are 3 sizes. So umm but I think both should be fine. They arnt huge.

[MoveAlong]

Well I tried a carrot, and that felt good but hurt at the same time. Then I tried a pen, but it was to small to feel good! :eek:

Ok this thread is going downhill.

I have read a lot of stuff about anal masturbation and you should listen to me when I say this: Do not use anything that could get stuck or scratch you. The inside of your ass is very very delicate and can get scratched. Mix that with shit and you've got an infection in your ass.

do not use a pen. Cap could get stuck. Click pen? Could click inside of use. Use other side of click pen? Handle could scratch you up.

If anything, use a vibrator or dildo. It's made for this kind of stuff. Then, go for your fingers but clip your nails. I wouldn't go any further than that, but if you just have to, go with a fat sharpie, but don't use the side with the cap.

If I use a hot dog, how can I clean it were I can use it? Do I have to wrap it in plastic? Or can I just wash it with soap and water then stick it up there?

now you will have a salty ass. Don't use a hot dog because the salt could sting and it's not hard enough.

[chris__robin]

dildo or vibrator .... or an actual penis ?
just throwin it out there *whistles and walks away*

[MoveAlong]

dildo or vibrator .... or an actual penis ?

we're talking about anal masturbation, not anal sex.

[Antares]

Ok this thread is going downhill.

You know what. Zach you're right, this thread is going downhill. I am sure that the OP got his question answered and if any of you (including the OP) have any questions take it to the sticky. So that takes me to the fact that this thread is....

:locked: