long long long long long story

[steven]

okey this game was on an old forum i used to go on... years ago...

well i start off by saying a sentence and then the next person carries on and eventually its an everlasting story... ill start by...

i got on a plane and then i...

then someone else finished the sentence... (can be longer/more complex) for example

... saw goerge clooney and fred flinstone getting on a plane to bedrock while i walked onto a different plane to go to ...

[The Resurrected One]

Alright, since this is my Diary, I say this is a cool idea for a game. :D Might make my Diary a bit more popular. lol


I got on a plane and then I sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of...

[Maverick]

I got on a plane and then I sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of playboy. He looks over and asks him...

[The Resurrected One]

I got on a plane and then I sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughy Grannies" section of it...

[Zephyr]

I got on a plane and then I sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughy Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies...

[The Resurrected One]

I got on a plane and then I sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughy Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it."

[Kaleidoscope Eyes]

((I've edited the story to make it all one point-of-view because it was bugging me. xP))

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because...

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says.

[Kaleidoscope Eyes]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!"

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!"

[The Resurrected One]

bump.

[Sugaree]

lol this is a naughty thread :P

[Oblivion]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true

[iJack]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then as Johnny K is thinking, Ant knocks Johnny out,

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then as Johnny K is thinking, Ant knocks Johnny out,


lol it appears these two posts were posted at the same time. :D So which should we use to continue? lol

[Oblivion]

Mine!

[The Resurrected One]

Mine!

ok.

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said...

[The Resurrected One]

I liked this thread. And I still do.

Bump.

[Zephyr]

OMG

I totally forgot about this!


Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said...

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then...

[Techno Monster]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with......

[Oblivion]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow

[iJack]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to...

[Zephyr]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny.

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and...

[Zephyr]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then...

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then...

[Zephyr]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to...

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said...

[Zephyr]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and...

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he...

[Zephyr]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he was rescued by Rosie O'Donnell. The plane came to an abrupt and turbulent landing in Mexico. Johnny, being very excited, was bouncing off of the walls of the plane. While departing the airplane, Rosie...

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he was rescued by Rosie O'Donnell. The plane came to an abrupt and turbulent landing in Mexico. Johnny, being very excited, was bouncing off of the walls of the plane. While departing the airplane, Rosie got a gun and shot Ant. Since Ant's brain works both ways, the bullet bounced back and killed Rosie. Ant then thought about necrophilia. Anyway, Johnny was happy to be in Mexico since there are a lot of hot guys there. Then some hot guy came up to Johnny and said...

[The Resurrected One]

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[Sugaree]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he was rescued by Rosie O'Donnell. The plane came to an abrupt and turbulent landing in Mexico. Johnny, being very excited, was bouncing off of the walls of the plane. While departing the airplane, Rosie got a gun and shot Ant. Since Ant's brain works both ways, the bullet bounced back and killed Rosie. Ant then thought about necrophilia. Anyway, Johnny was happy to be in Mexico since there are a lot of hot guys there. Then some hot guy came up to Johnny and said "Hey, wanna get something to eat?"

[Zephyr]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he was rescued by Rosie O'Donnell. The plane came to an abrupt and turbulent landing in Mexico. Johnny, being very excited, was bouncing off of the walls of the plane. While departing the airplane, Rosie got a gun and shot Ant. Since Ant's brain works both ways, the bullet bounced back and killed Rosie. Ant then thought about necrophilia. Anyway, Johnny was happy to be in Mexico since there are a lot of hot guys there. Then some hot guy came up to Johnny and said "Hey, wanna get something to eat?". Johnny replied, "Sure, only if it's Spanish Fly :D".

[Sugaree]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he was rescued by Rosie O'Donnell. The plane came to an abrupt and turbulent landing in Mexico. Johnny, being very excited, was bouncing off of the walls of the plane. While departing the airplane, Rosie got a gun and shot Ant. Since Ant's brain works both ways, the bullet bounced back and killed Rosie. Ant then thought about necrophilia. Anyway, Johnny was happy to be in Mexico since there are a lot of hot guys there. Then some hot guy came up to Johnny and said "Hey, wanna get something to eat?". Johnny replied, "Sure, only if it's Spanish Fly :biggrin2:". So they went to this local restaurant called...

[Zephyr]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he was rescued by Rosie O'Donnell. The plane came to an abrupt and turbulent landing in Mexico. Johnny, being very excited, was bouncing off of the walls of the plane. While departing the airplane, Rosie got a gun and shot Ant. Since Ant's brain works both ways, the bullet bounced back and killed Rosie. Ant then thought about necrophilia. Anyway, Johnny was happy to be in Mexico since there are a lot of hot guys there. Then some hot guy came up to Johnny and said "Hey, wanna get something to eat?". Johnny replied, "Sure, only if it's Spanish Fly ". So they went to this local restaurant called 'Cafe Del Amor'. There they saw...

[The Resurrected One]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he was rescued by Rosie O'Donnell. The plane came to an abrupt and turbulent landing in Mexico. Johnny, being very excited, was bouncing off of the walls of the plane. While departing the airplane, Rosie got a gun and shot Ant. Since Ant's brain works both ways, the bullet bounced back and killed Rosie. Ant then thought about necrophilia. Anyway, Johnny was happy to be in Mexico since there are a lot of hot guys there. Then some hot guy came up to Johnny and said "Hey, wanna get something to eat?". Johnny replied, "Sure, only if it's Spanish Fly ". So they went to this local restaurant called 'Cafe Del Amor'. There they saw none other than Ant. He was half naked and was drinking a tequila. Ant looked at Johnny and said "YOU ARE A..."...

[Sugaree]

Johnny got on a plane and then sat down next to Ant who was reading the monthly edition of Playboy. He looks over and asks him why he's looking at the "Naughty Grannies" section of it because he is rather interested in the "Naughty Grannies" section as well. Ant replies "Don't worry about it," but Johnny can't seem to leave it alone. "No seriously," he says, "I belong to the Naughty Grannies Fanclub (NGF), and I'd love to talk to another fan about it because it is worth jacking off to." Ant then turned to Johnny K and said, "I said don't worry about it." A minute later, Ant shows one of the old ladies in the magazine to Johnny K. "That's my grandma, the one I jack off to the most." Ant says. Johnny K raises an eyebrow, and there is an awkward pause before he suddenly says, "No way, she's my grandma too!" Ant then looks at Johnny K in awe and says, "Are yoo ma brotha?!" Johnny K then says, "Ah tink so, dawg!" Then they both start calling random people to ask if its true, and they ended up calling Michael Jackson, who said, "I've got some lollipops in my pocket for you boys... if you want to come to the Neverland ranch and get them out of my pocket we can discuss this afterwards." Ant said "Sure! I love lollipops!" So Ant and Michael Jackson sat down beside eachother, but then MJ got attacked by a purple polar bear with a humongous yellow, furry penis. Ant then tried fighting with a broom he pulled out of his pants, and then MJ said "You're my hero, Anthony." Ant then suggested to put on some Peter Pan tights and go ride the sweet rides outside with Johnny. Johnny didn't want to know what Ant meant by "sweet rides outside", since they were on a plane. Ant then got out and started hanging from the wing of the plane. His pants then fell down and it was a sight to see, him in all of his glory. Johnny and MJ then took photos and said they would put it on the internet. Ant then got angry and started yelling at everybody. Johnny then threw stuff at Ant, trying to make him fall. And then Ant crawled back into the plane, put on a tutu and started to have a wrestling match with Johnny. MJ, watching from the sidelines, decided to start singing Billie Jean, much to Ant's dismay. Johnny then rolled up Ant and pinned him. Ant was then angry and threw a tantrum. Everyone stared at him as if he were crazy. Ant, with a face red with anger, then said "Fine! If that's the way of it, I'm leaving. And I'm taking the "Naughty Grannies" Playboy with me!". Ant then found a parachute and flushed himself out through the plane toilet, Playboy in hand. Unfortunately, Ant plugged up the toilet and got stuck. Shit then started flowing up and covered Ant's head. Ant couldn't get out and he was drowning in diarrhea. In the end he was rescued by Rosie O'Donnell. The plane came to an abrupt and turbulent landing in Mexico. Johnny, being very excited, was bouncing off of the walls of the plane. While departing the airplane, Rosie got a gun and shot Ant. Since Ant's brain works both ways, the bullet bounced back and killed Rosie. Ant then thought about necrophilia. Anyway, Johnny was happy to be in Mexico since there are a lot of hot guys there. Then some hot guy came up to Johnny and said "Hey, wanna get something to eat?". Johnny replied, "Sure, only if it's Spanish Fly ". So they went to this local restaurant called 'Cafe Del Amor'. There they saw none other than Ant. He was half naked and was drinking a tequila. Ant looked at Johnny and said "YOU ARE A PIMPLE ON THE FACE OF AMERICA!" To which Ant replied "Yeah, well, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"...

[The Resurrected One]

The Dark Castle :arrow: VT Arcade

[sirma]

Jonny put his hand in his pocket and got out an inflatable car, inflated it, and got away shouting, "I'm gone!"! Then Ant saw...

[sirma]

...a donkey, got on it and the donkey flew up in the sky with Ant! "Woo Hoo!" shouted Ant! Then...