TheN3rdyOutcast
July 12th, 2014, 03:52 PM
*Warning lots of cursing*
In an effort to find some clothes that fit on my awkward as hell teenage body, we had to find black dress shoes, which seemed like a tedious enough task, until the too-busy-to-fucking-give-a-shit-about-any-of-your-problems store clerk measures my foot and it comes out to be...that's right, 14.
The fucking annoying thing about buying shoes is that most stores stop at 13, and go no higher than that. The OTHER annoying thing is that shoes are expensive as shit. $110, up to $200 for pieces of painted leather to put on your feet. Long story short, we had to wander from one end of the mall to the other looking for size 14 dress shoes, and almost every store clerk would look at me and say "Sorry about that" which to me meant, "Fuck you, fuck your shoe size and get the hell out of my face". By the time we actually settled on a pair of shoes, I was about to rage.
(I...fucking...hate..the..fucking...mall.)
So anyway why do I have such big feet? Does having big feet mean you're going to get taller? I'm 15, 5'11.5 and my shoe size is 14, what about you?
Also if you can count how many times I said "fuck" in this post, give yourself a cookie.
In an effort to find some clothes that fit on my awkward as hell teenage body, we had to find black dress shoes, which seemed like a tedious enough task, until the too-busy-to-fucking-give-a-shit-about-any-of-your-problems store clerk measures my foot and it comes out to be...that's right, 14.
The fucking annoying thing about buying shoes is that most stores stop at 13, and go no higher than that. The OTHER annoying thing is that shoes are expensive as shit. $110, up to $200 for pieces of painted leather to put on your feet. Long story short, we had to wander from one end of the mall to the other looking for size 14 dress shoes, and almost every store clerk would look at me and say "Sorry about that" which to me meant, "Fuck you, fuck your shoe size and get the hell out of my face". By the time we actually settled on a pair of shoes, I was about to rage.
(I...fucking...hate..the..fucking...mall.)
So anyway why do I have such big feet? Does having big feet mean you're going to get taller? I'm 15, 5'11.5 and my shoe size is 14, what about you?
Also if you can count how many times I said "fuck" in this post, give yourself a cookie.