Political test

[Kurgg]

http://www.politicaltest.net/

Post your results.

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[Gamma Male]

You are a cosmopolitan social democrat. 13% of the test participants are in the same category as you and 13% are more radical than you.
http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504848_eng.jpg

Huh. I prefer the term leftlibertarian or individualist liberal, but whatever.

[Vlerchan]

You are a Trotskyist. 3 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 1 percent are more extremist than you.
http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504849_eng.jpg

That's a tad off.

[Harry Smith]

I got social democrat cosmopolitan

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504850_eng.jpg

[Gamma Male]

I think it's the animal rights thing that misplaces a lot of liberals in the middle instead of to the left in the ecological category. But not me. I'm vegan. :)

[Vlerchan]

Kurgg, the fascist, is more pro-environment that me and Harry are.

He's also shockingly cosmopolitan, though.

[Harry Smith]

I look like a centrist with these, fuck knows how I'm not more secular

[Gamma Male]

I look like a centrist with these, fuck knows how I'm not more secular

I know right? I answered strongly agree to every one of the animal rights and environmental statements. What the fuck do I have to do to get 100%? Have a sex change operation to become an Oak Tree?

[Stronk Serb]

I took one of these. I'm a patriotic authoritarian socialist.

[Vlerchan]

What 'communistic' score did you get?

[Kurgg]

Kurgg, the fascist, is more pro-environment that me and Harry are.

He's also shockingly cosmopolitan, though.

I do not label myself a fascist anymore, but a social or socialist nationalist.

Also, the statistics must have an error. Even though it says that Im 0% patriotic and 0% cosmopolitan, it gave me a label "Authoritarian and patriotic socialist"

What comes to my pro-enviroment-politics, I do support the animls rights and nature preservation. I don't support heavy regulations on pollution though, as it is not an issue here. If I remember right, Finland is amongst the cleanest countries in the world.

[Exocet]

"You are a bourgeois patriot."

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504853_eng.jpg

[Vlerchan]

"You are a bourgeois patriot."
I can't imagine a greater oxymoran.

[Harry Smith]

I know right? I answered strongly agree to every one of the animal rights and environmental statements. What the fuck do I have to do to get 100%? Have a sex change operation to become an Oak Tree?

http://i.imgur.com/s3tpNiI.gif

[lyhom]

"You are a neoliberal Democrat. 6 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 16 percent are more extremist than you."

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504865_eng.jpg

Eh, sure. I'll take it.

[Sir Suomi]

You are a liberal patriot. 4 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 51 percent are more extremist than you.

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504870_eng.jpg

A Liberal Patriot? I was thinking more of just a standard libertarian, but whatever I suppose.

[Kurgg]

Lol, I seem to be the only one who took actually a screenshot instead of just saving the picture and pasting the text.

Typicak me, always either doing it the gardest way or screwing it up completely.

[xChrisVx]

You are a cosmopolitan Social Democrat. 13 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 51 percent are more extremist than you.

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504879_eng.jpg

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic6/504879_eng.jpg

Pretty much what I expected

[Korashk]

You are a capitalist. 1 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 3 percent are more extremist than you.

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504886_eng.jpg

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic6/504886_eng.jpg

Not really surprising. I am a capitalist.

[Jean Poutine]

You are a Social Democrat. 10 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 4 percent are more extremist than you.

So I'm an extremist vanilla social democrat. Well, I guess it is the second best option in my eyes. We'll never get a Republic of Plato.

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/504885_eng.jpg
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[Vlerchan]

You are a capitalist. 1 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 3 percent are more extremist than you.
This test must have a very funny definition of what being a capitalist entails if only 1% happen to hold such views.

[Gamma Male]

This test must have a very funny definition of what being a capitalist entails if only 1% happen to hold such views.

I think it means like pure, absolute, free market capitalists. Most selfproclaimed capitalists aren't really that extreme.

[Vlerchan]

I think it means like pure, absolute, free market capitalists.
I realise that, it's just that beyond an-caps nobody defines capitalism that way.

[Korashk]

I realise that, it's just that beyond an-caps nobody defines capitalism that way.
I'd go as far as to say that the an-cap definition of capitalism is the only hard definition capitalism has that fits to the basic "private control of the means of production". Everything else is capitalism*.

[Vlerchan]

I'd go as far as to say that the an-cap definition of capitalism is the only hard definition capitalism has that fits to the basic "private control of the means of production". Everything else is capitalism*.
Well, sure, what Rothbard et al. envisioned is a lot purer a form of capitalism than what might be in place today or in history, but I don't think that takes away from the fact that the term capitalism was coined to refer to a then-existing system, and the original definition was only ever supposed to be taken as a general illustration of what the system would entail.

[Korashk]

Well, sure, what Rothbard et al. envisioned is a lot purer a form of capitalism than what might be in place today or in history, but I don't think that takes away from the fact that the term capitalism was coined to refer to a then-existing system, and the original definition was only ever supposed to be taken as a general illustration of what the system would entail.
I guess that's why we need to remember to use our qualifying terminology. To me it's just capitalism, but most people consider America a capitalist country.

[phuckphace]

You are a patriotic and authoritarian Socialist. 0 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 35 percent are more extremist than you.

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good heavens just look at the time! ladies and gentlemen, it's time to chew bubblegum and purge the capitalists, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[WaffleSingSong]

You are a globalist. *0 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 8 percent are more extremist than you.

http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic2/505090_eng.jpg
http://www.politicaltest.net/test/graphic6/505090_eng.jpg

*I'm unique. Suck it you cosmopolitan social democrats!