Stop Masturbation Now (and fappy the dolphin)

[justarandomteen]

So, I was browsing the internet for anything weird or funny, and stumbled upon an organization called Stop Masturbation Now. Basically, it is a bunch of conservative Christians running around to different schools and having their mascot, Fappy the Dolphin, instructing students and parents in how "masturbation is a tool of the devil", and "masturbation is the ultimate sin". In my opinion, it is a bunch of Christian bullshit, with these "Christians" (nothing against god or Christianity, just these dumb f*cks) trying (no joke) to make masturbation, something completely normal, illegal and a massive deal. So, i want to hear your opinions on this group, masturbation, and these ultra conservative Christians.

[clay morrow]

they are idiots its normal to masturbate

[Brightwolf]

But it's not evil. There's practically no difference between wet-dreams and masturbation save for the fact you control when it happens when you masturbate. It has to come out somehow anyways. Weather you want it or not.

[green white]

yeah, I think every religion alway say if JO is a sin and it's evil activity.

[Cats123]

I'd like to say those Christians are soiling the religion, but it probably says somewhere in the bible that masturbation is dirty just like a girls' period. Anyone gonna preach to me?

[sixguy6]

I say they're a bunch of dumb f*cks. But I'm an atheist so......

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Well that gave me my first laugh of the day for sure. I love how these dumb bastards want to ruin everyone's sexual lives by forbidding masturbation. And this Fappy the Dolphin needs toshove a cork in his blowhole, because he's spouting complete bullshit.

It just goes to show you, that no matter how low people go, they can always go lower.

[Liven]

I am christian and I have no shame masturbating. This "group" seems to be a bunch of idiots that feel disgusted about masturbation when in reality people in the group have done it before, and therefor they are not the "innocent angels" that they promote themselves as. So, there is no point in creating a group combating a thing that has been done since possibly the dawn of humanity.

I think the people are ridiculous and foolish.

[matt_tgr]

I do believe in God to a certain extent, but when these morons start shoving their views up our arses, it just gets annoying :mad:

[fast8]

Normal to j/o everyone has there side of the story just a bunch of morons thinking they know what's best for someone else

[Zachary G]

they are a bunch of misinformed fools who believe everything they read is THE WORD and nothing else. If they are so hung up on taking the Bible literally then they need to take abetter look at themselves first.

[Ethe14]

Wow just wow, those are quite the idiots. I'm a Christian and I don't have shame in masturbating. Oh well there will always be these type of people in this world.

[Jason_Monty]

It's such a pathetic programme that people believe that self pleasure is a sin

[AlisterPSG]

this really annoys me the fact these Christians want to stop kids from masturbating and what I really hate is the fact some Christian kids start to follow them in their ways, this is very bad for kids because when they start masturbating they get more familiar with their bodies and may feel the need to ask questions that will help them in later life.

Some Christian community's talk about "do any thing wrong you go straight to hell so repent ask for forgiveness now-Blaa blaa blaa." my cousin he is Christian and he goes to a youth church and they all talk about how god and Jesus knows how you are going to live your life from day your born to the day you die and will forgive you so you can come into his jolly cloud party and to teach us about forgiveness. Thats what I believe in none of their bull crap

[Body odah Man]

So, I was browsing the internet for anything weird or funny, and stumbled upon an organization called Stop Masturbation Now. Basically, it is a bunch of conservative Christians running around to different schools and having their mascot, Fappy the Dolphin, instructing students and parents in how "masturbation is a tool of the devil", and "masturbation is the ultimate sin". In my opinion, it is a bunch of Christian bullshit, with these "Christians" (nothing against god or Christianity, just these dumb f*cks) trying (no joke) to make masturbation, something completely normal, illegal and a massive deal. So, i want to hear your opinions on this group, masturbation, and these ultra conservative Christians.

Fappy the dolphin????? What kind of lame name is that? TBH tho, I kinda do feel it is a sin just not the ultimate one. Personally I'm trying to stop with it myself, just not using some random-ass Fappy :) the dolphn for it. Sadly, tho, I can't stop-just too strong :(

[JamesSuperBoy]

This is a prank - ok lots got fooled but still a prank.

[Snydergate]

I'm a Christian and I don't think masturbation is a sin, its actually healthy for the body, those people are just the crazy christians who go too far with the bibles words, they take everything in the bible too literally and go crazy. Masturbation is perfectly fine

[hockeyfan]

I am a Christian. I take no offence to wat u said.

Their r some their strange and confused ppl in the Christian community. I masturbate proudly.

[were80]

Hey maybe don't insult them!!

[Straya]

So, I was browsing the internet for anything weird or funny, and stumbled upon an organization called Stop Masturbation Now. Basically, it is a bunch of conservative Christians running around to different schools and having their mascot, Fappy the Dolphin, instructing students and parents in how "masturbation is a tool of the devil", and "masturbation is the ultimate sin". In my opinion, it is a bunch of Christian bullshit, with these "Christians" (nothing against god or Christianity, just these dumb f*cks) trying (no joke) to make masturbation, something completely normal, illegal and a massive deal. So, i want to hear your opinions on this group, masturbation, and these ultra conservative Christians.
there idiots and should keep there ideas to themselves and should stop forcing there ideals on other people

[yourmom32]

I'm just going to say that if it's a sin. Guess I'm burning in hell for sure now 😂😂😂😂😂😂